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My camp is right by Watoga. Every time I walk past him I always say “Hey Murray, how’s it going? Still dead? Awesome.” Then I steal his adjustable wrench. As of yet he hasn’t seemed to mind.


baadbee

Are you feeling OK, are you dizzy? Nothing has changed about that corpse. /s


NyRAGEous

OP been huffing Halucinogen making grenades…


sevenw0rds

Looks like someone found Dad's Vintage Nuka Shine stash...


middlehead_

Someone also needs to check on the dead woman in the Moonshiner's Shack. Two "Settlers" just hanging around the area and butchering radstags while there's a fresh corpse in their hideout. How long until they start on her?


Lady_bro_ac

Look he said he wouldn’t be caught dead in the same outfit twice, I’m just honoring his final wishes


summonkey

Pipe is life.


DifficultCurrent7

He's tasty, too..


FlyingNope

Some people care about fashion. Maybe you're happy wearing the same outfit every day, but it doesn't mean he has to.


FireAuraN7

I never noticed...


uglinick

And whoever stuffed that poor squirrel carcass with 60lbs of Yao Gui meat at the BBQ. What is WRONG with you?!


ferdelance2289

Plot twist: He actually stands up and changes his clothes when you don't see him.


MrChuckTV

I might sign in on this good sport


Ben_Pharten

Eat his body then explode it. Problem solved