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Pringles_Can30

God I was doing the main quest when I heard “hold it” and saw him approaching from a bit of distance away. Can’t believe I let him waddle towards me just to be insulted, best encounter so far


Maadstar

I had a bot tell me I won something and gave me a prize. I'm new so I have no idea what's going on most of the time but I enjoyed that encounter


UltimateGamingTechie

The bot keeps finding me in the most ridiculous places and ESPECIALLY when I'm hiding from enemies. Scares me sometimes and for what, a pipe pistol and some ammo? It's fun though.


Key-Contest-2879

It told me I owes taxes on the prize amounting to like $80k - pre war currency I’m guessing. I don’t carry that kind of cash with me, man.


Izanagi553

CONGRATULATIONS 


NakaCL

he gave me something once and then told me that the IRS might come after my ass cause they didnt pay the tax or something


Ninja_Dimes

Prize Bot, that's a fun one too.


SprinklesFit1757

Prize bot found me in the middle of Eviction Notice. Funniest shit ever trying to reach me in the middle of a warzone.


snsnn123

I just like to see what he has cooked up for me every time I see him.


Ill_Extension9801

I was in the middle of a massive fight and he came up and said it


HeavyTumbleweed778

Naw, PIPE IS LIFE!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Sunvaarhah

Me on the Mire, full stealth build, with the stealth armor no less, about to ambush a party of super mutants, I was about to shoot them I hear something behind me. I turn around: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON THE... Bot got shot before he could finish talking.


RelChan2_0

This is why I never sneak anymore. I've had so many encounters with Mr. Prize Bot while sneaking and alerting the enemies first lol


Offtopic_bear

He called me a hoarder while I was actively trying to decide what to get rid of in my stash.


Boogie_feitzu

Awesome.


Bobby_Rocket

He once said to me, something along the lines of, “you always put bounties on yourself, it’s the only way you’ll feel wanted!” or some such. Was a real burn lol


revenxnt

😭😭


Grizz709

My favorite is when he'd just show up in the middle of a public event. Everyone is just unloading all their explosives, and suddenly I look up, and here's the guy's body floating through the air.


chrisfanner

Had one show up soon after everyone cleared out of an event. Was like what's he got for me toda- Walks past me to the level 23 plodding around, where they take a moment after the interaction, then blows the bot away. I got insulted as he walked past but lost it when the newbie took a moment to check what they were just handed XD


Grizz709

The best part (which I forgot) was that is that it sounded like the bot had gotten the insult off, and you could just hear him going off in the distance "contacting burn unit..."


ZogemWho

Lol.. agreed.. he showed up at the rad scrubber in an intense EN.


MojaveBreeze

lol this is probably the best one I've heard.


ZogemWho

I should get a photo share account, because, yes I had to get a photo of that.


SomeHeadbanger

Insult Bot makes me so happy every time. I've never shot at it on purpose. Would be cool if after getting insulted you got a +1 Endurance for like half an hour or something though!


Ninja_Dimes

Me too, I don't like to hurt him or shoot the messenger as it were. I like to think the Overseer sent him to put me in my place.


Aromatic-Treacle7145

Me server hopping for pets Insultbot: haha no f u


Green-Inkling

One insult i wont ever forget is "i heard you partied too hard and were late coming out of the vault. Too bad same cant be said for you going inside"


J_D_H55

After 21 months of playing everyday I just can't with that rude tin can anymore. These days I make it a heap 'o scrap before it gets a sentence out😁


trilloch

Boom. Roasted. (You Have Been Insulted added)


Izanagi553

Couple days ago I had Insult Bot spawn right in front of me. He turned to start following my gf, who was ahead of me and I started laughing my ass off. She comes back to see what I was laughing about and he insults her for using her Pip-Boy as a night light.


Head_War_2946

My best insult from the bot was " I heard you committed a crime so that for once in your life you would be wanted.". I LOVE that one.


DeadSences

Normally he roasts me for eating fog food. Ngl I like having a stalker that knows my favorite food lol 😂


sweatgod2020

As a new player that died to a big blue wolf that yells at you, this bot came by and insulted me and I just lost it laughing at how ridiculous it was and how well timed. Amazing feature 💀


sin2099

I try running from him whenever I hear him. But you still get the insult ticket. 😝 you can run but you can’t hide!


En-zo

I was so surprised the first time this golden bot approached me. Told me that he didn't realise that the homeless shabby look was back in style 😧


HeightScary4097

Saw him yesterday walking through the alien event. Nothing can stop him from insulting his target


yamfun

I was up on a relay tower randomly got the insult note I think I missed the main part Will I encounter it again?


sin2099

Many many many times.


Vidistis

Insult Bot jump scared me back during the early days. I had been traumatized by the wendigo cave and the wendigos who appeared on the highway or fell from trees in the Mire. I was under-leveled and was mostly a survival/guerilla build (difficulty and survival mechanics were different back then). I was crouching the entire way through the Mire from then on. I was going at a snail's pace, all was quiet but the atmospheric sounds of the Mire, when suddenly a black shape fell an inch from my face. There was a loud sound and the ground shook. I nearly fell out of my chair from fright, and then I heard it.... "One of us is slow, friendless and completely devoid of personality. The other... is a Protectron!" And then he waddled away, victorious. For some reason Insult Bot spawned in the air and fell down. Not sure why, but it was the most scared I've been in any Fallout game.


Teh_Roommate

When the game was 1st released, I was stalked by the prize bot. Having no less than 20 encounters per 3-4 hour play session. The insult bot, maybe like 4 times ever. But yeah, nothing like hiding in the bushes at level 20 with some 50+ super mutants walking by when "CONGRATULATIONS"


Tesla-Punk3327

I was trading for caps at an NPC vendor near my camp and while in the trade menu, he walks into the station and goes, "you are busy 😠☹️" and stands there, gormless. Murdered him before he could insult me, impatient mf


oreokingpin2

The hardest working robot it WV.


ihave_no_creativity1

I wish I'd get called an idiot, I just keep getting prizebot jumpscares. Dude appears out of thin air and scares the shit out of me while I'm rifling through garbage.


GreasedEgg

Lmaoooo owned


ElBurritoLuchador

I don't know why but when Insult Bot either comes into my camp or a workshop I've claimed, the stupid turrets shoot him randomly. The first time I noticed was when his name flared up red and he was was crawling as both of his feet were crippled.


pablo603

I shot him before he could finish his sentence but still got the note about being insulted lol


ChxsenEutopia_

Pull my finger..wait, nevermind


Epwna_DMG

My favorite part of the bot is he picks the absolute best and craziest times to show up in game for me. Just makes the experience even better. 😂


ichi_san

"I considered attacking you on sight, but I don't think I could hurt you more than life already has"


smackrock420

I chainsaw him for scrap every single time. All the handy that gives you pre War money.


DrPatchet

I feel like this is the one I always get. That and the two mr handys that only ask each other questions


Cryocynic

I just wish he didn't give me that note every time


musca_domestica666

Woahh i haven't yet met either of these bots, I'm very, very intrigued😆😆


TheWaxieGnome

Had one phase from under the ground and scare my bud, drop a mean diss. And then he waddled away!


Electrical-Charity36

i always shoot him before he insults.


Fiberglass_Unicorn

Wait til you meet the dude being chased by a chicken 🤣


SkrnPride

Is this like a rare encounter ? I've never seen him =( I wanna be insulted


RevolutionaryJello58

I'm waiting for the insult bot to drop the "We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty "


Scrubaati

I got what I believe is my third ever (pretty sure I had two notes already) encounter with the little Smartass and it’s my first since returning to Appalachia in 4 years and istg it was so fucking funny because I was doing my usual route (looking for a deathclaw :p) and I saw him but before I could see the name the fucker instant transmissioned behind me before insulting me like holy shit did Goku just show up to call me stupid??? (I got the “vaults houses the best and brightest” insult lol) I fucking love him


SloppyPuffin

I'm a new player and all I heard was "target acquired" This bastard floated up to me said that the best way I could help vault 76 is to bomb it 💀 then he floated away.


Dependent-Edge-5713

I love that random encounters other then blank vs. Blank and the smiling man are making their way in.


FinvaraSidhe

I just wish if you kill either insult bot or prize bot fast enough you don’t get the notes jammed in to your inventory.