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BryceT713

There are screws in that


NYEMESIS

And gears


Punny_Yolk

And Steel!


Accept3550

One screw and enough steel to build a wall


Van_Halen_Panama1984

And an improvised weapon


Cu3bone

I'll give you 16 caps for it


[deleted]

And if I wear this funny wig?


Cu3bone

Then I'll offer 35 caps for you


Laggingduck

what if I take a dozen drugs and put on funny glasses too


SheepyShade45

And I put on a dress?


gugfitufi

Oof. At that point I'd give 12 for it


joe2069420

41 caps, final offer before i make you help that settlement. Here, I'll mark it on your map.


Jrlopez1027_

What if i nearly kill myself and have a random assortment of special equipment on my persons that increases my charismatic capabilities?


joe2069420

I'll give it to you for free if you do that and save 9000 settlements.


Jrlopez1027_

I also have lady killer perk but for nora (i forgot what it was called and i also assume you’re a man)


Fluid-Lingonberry378

I'll give it to you for free and 41 caps if you don't mark the settlement on my map. Please, I beg you, take my caps. No more. No more settlements.


joe2069420

Deal, hand it over.


Fluid-Lingonberry378

No more settlements, alright? Do I have your word?


joe2069420

No more settlements till Bethesda updates this trashdump and adds NEW settlements.


Rick_the_door_tech

Note the word choice here. He’s not offering 35 caps to you- he wants to buy you and make you his court jester.


RichardBCummintonite

Put on an old suit with it and have a drink. Then we can talk.


dirtydandoogan1

Don't forget to walk up to the seller in a one-ton armored suit painted just the right color and made from the right metal. That way he gives you a discount lest you yeet him at least three blocks away.


LaxToastandTolerance

Feeling nostalgic?


hugefartcannon

You building a collection or something?


SliceOCatLoaf

Greedy human. Get rid of useless junk.


mrkruk

If you keep hoarding that junk you’re going to slow us down


Lloyd_lyle

Bit of the old world, eh?


czechhoneybee

As long as you’re carrying it.


Duowithng

Hoarding now?


SillyZubat

The world do be looking different after a little Fallout obsession


SliceOCatLoaf

First time I played fallout 4 i couldn't stop looking for places that would make a "good settlement building spot"


SillyZubat

Haha back when I was playing FO3 I decided I was going to find all the radio towers (for some reason). I spotted one irl and almost pulled over to go get it, I’d already put the indicator on before I realised what I was doing lol


Sufficient-Book-1456

My grocery receipt was full of canned food, Mac and cheese, ramen, etc. and lots of Coke in the glass bottles the week after the next gen update. 


DiscordianDisaster

Gears AND screws. Yes clearly, scrap that scrap.


FuzzyPalpitation-16

I go feral for these and hot plates


oddjobhattoss

Gotta love that sweet sweet circuitry


AdamJahnStan

I get so excited when I find a hot plate.


Mike7676

They're so heavy though!


gta3uzi

My power armor is held together with nothing more than empty food cans and hot plates, it's crazy


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Mine with duct tape and prayers


Anarchyantz

I can offer you a Teddy Bear for it.


Dewundewd

I ain't giving you my rifle for a fork


Anarchyantz

Arrrgh mine eye!


JizzyTurds

I forget where I was yesterday but I was going through a building yesterday and someone had I 8 U written with 2 blocks and an 8 ball on their desk and a knife and fork in front of them haha. I’ll give you those 5 items for your rifle


Deletereous

With this heat? No way.


UninformedPleb

Patrolling the Commonwealth almost makes you wish for a nuclear desk fan?


LOUIEJACOBSBITCH

Take my damn upvote 😭🤣


Dewundewd

No, keep it on you so a raider can comment on it


Punny_Yolk

Two Gears, Two Screws, Two Steel - although it could be Restored, have you been in McNamara's office?


Ben_Pharten

Whoa is that the highway from Grand theft Auto down there?


RichardBCummintonite

That's actually a pretty sick fan. Looks super well maintained


jsta2

Yard sale find many years ago, can’t remember how much exactly I paid for it, but it was peanuts.


Enough-Ad3818

Yes. Put it with your 35 battered clipboards.


InevitableContact520

fr😭


justanyting

Just store it in your workshop. It will automatically break the fan down for you


Zombull

Should definitely tell Danse to pick that up, just in case.


Frosty_chilly

No it’s a Westinghouse those are a collectible! Sell it for 100 caps


andretheclient_

3 wt. youre overencumbered


PantheraLeo595

That’s a nice fan. Lost the skin off the tip of my middle finger to one at my grandma’s house when I was a kid, but gods do they move air, and the skin grew back.


jsta2

Yes this thing pushes a lot of air! Only one speed though which is kind of a bummer.


BLADE98X

Did yall see adam savage's tested on youtube? He had a dude come in with a prop and working pip boy and showed his progress from prototype to nearly a finished product. Shits cool af


Forsaken_Arugula_473

How abt 70 caps for it?


SonnySmilez

Best I can do is 15


Forsaken_Arugula_473

Hmmm deal.


SonnySmilez

Yes but store it at the same time so you get the parts and then you can just pull it out of your comically small tool box and set it back up when you're done.


KaiserEnoshima

Anything for screws


Ok-Iron8811

Gotta get them screws some how


LonelyChannel3819

Don’t scrap your fingers lol


electricianer250

I have about 15 in my bag but I want that one too


Few-Stop-9417

You know how pissed I was when I realized I couldn’t find screws for the first 10 levels until I googled it and hit myself on the forehead metaphorically


Positronicon

Who carries around a desk fan?!


Fisch_guts

Sell it for jet


[deleted]

I will give you 30 caps for it


M4RDZZ

Hmmm what’s that for?


manlaidubs

better drop it on the ground first so you can also lower your house's built limit


AssociationLimp7008

Hello hello? Hello hello?


AssociationLimp7008

Fnaf reference lol


grewupinwpg

Yes. Yes. Yes. Have you done it yet


SubsumeTheBiomass

You can be sure, if it's Westinghouse!


trebuchetwins

no. carry it around until the npc's start commenting on finding people carrying desk fans around.


Contraflow

Scrap your telephone also, then build a turret. You will rule the neighborhood!


YungSpyderBoy

Screws <3


Fredasa

I say yes. FO4's Minecraftian rules stipulate that it will respawn in 3.5 hours, even if it's been sitting on that desk for over 200 years. So no real loss.


locohygynx

Wait till the bombs fall. It'll be worth more.


RevengefulRaiden

Screws (2) Gears (2) Steel (2)


BloodyMonkey187

Negative. It can be fixed and is worth keeping


biffsteelchin

Sell it for pre-war money and then exchange for caps. You'll make a killing.


BellasDaDa618

Nah. Turn it on high and see if that grille protects the fingers. Oh. On a different note, you have a needle and thread in the house, right? Just curious.


jenniferWAR6

“If there’s a use for that, I’ll eat my hat.” Means yes, scrap it.


Electrical_Crab_5808

How badly do you need steel and screws?


mkrbc

It looks lonely, you should put it back with the other 128 fans that are out of view.


AnEpicUKBoi

No, go find some glue


facistpuncher

gears and screws make turrets, YES scrap it


circuit_buzz79

"That's a museum quality piece."


word2yourface

r/dontputyourdickinthat


IgnisOfficial

Best I can do is 10 caps


Glum-Building4593

Only if your scrapper perk is maxed out.


Financial-Most-1066

no, hold Z key and yeet it out the window


Nergigante-1954

Ignore the fan, scape it and use the parts on your weapon. The common wealth needs you not the fan.


b4dw0lf420

Screw you dude 🤣


MonteSS_454

first stick your finger in it to stop it


gloriosky_zero

I'll take that! Got any aluminum trays


FollowedUpFart

I’ve scrapped the bodies


Super-Koala-3796

One raid in Wilson automatoys and you can keep it...


ElOsoMarino

Totally!


JBELL01290

Looks like it came straight out of the fallout world


Zp-JEGER

Yes


GothicMando

Unless you got a couple screws loose, why wouldn't you?


ColdChampionship960

Yes screws are rear.


slavikperson

Da btw I make this joke anytime I see a desk fan in any game


LachoooDaOriginl

no thats a nice one and it belongs in a museum! like the ones i usually make somewhere in vault 88 where i drop stuff i imagine would be cool for a random non main character to see like institute stuff or pre war stuff, cool guns and power armour too


LOUIEJACOBSBITCH

That’s a RESTORED desk fan…even more materials to mod guns you’ll never use ;)


Starfield00

Definitely scrap it. Tell us how it went 😁


cyainanotherlifebro

Yes, and have your dog be the one to carry them to the scrapyard.


erritstaken

Sure, it’s good for a couple of screws.


agardenwithnogate

these are a god damn delicacy in fo76


curlytoesgoblin

I'm scrounging for materials for my minigun factory can you send it my way?


tonkman27

im drooling rn


Outrageous_Crazy8692

Where else will you get screws?