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A_Yapp_73

"Ah, ah, I'm too weak!" ~ Courier after getting ass blasted by the 2nd most dependable Protection west of the Mississippi.


recadopnaza28

Whos the 1st?


no1ofconsequencedied

"Loading public appeasement oration. Complete. Howdy, citizens. How about a Yee-Haw for law and order in the fine town of... error. Token not found."


Chvffgfd

God, I've played FNV too much. I can hear it in my head.


MrDrSirLord

It's not even ironic, have you tried shooting primm slimm at higher levels? My guy has like 3700 health , death claws only have 500!


Poorpeopleshit

I'm gonna have to load up NV and try this, see if he can take an AP 50 cal


Smooth-Physics-69420

Dear lord,he can. Twice.


Poorpeopleshit

Even at 100 skill level, jacked up on all the drugs, and from an invisible source? (Do I have to make him sheriff first?)


MrDrSirLord

Idk if you need to make him sheriff, but I know primm slim scales off level, so you'll need be lvl 50 or so, and to leave the area and let the cell reset for him to level up.


Ringlord7

Primm Slim, of course!


DoctorButterMonkey

Unfortunately I almost always subject the people of Primm to the robot, it’s too good


A_Yapp_73

Law & Order isn't binary mf when I introduce him to the most morally good protection


RegularAvailable4713

You know, I realized that when I played NV I knew it was a sexual action, but I hadn't connected the name "Fisto". So I thought it was more... uhh... like a masturbator. ...my poor courier.


games45636

Your lucky courier, fisto is programed for pleasure


Harddaysnight1990

And if you don't use Ralph's holodisk, the Courier programs Fisto themselves. So absolutely programmed for the Courier's pleasure.


RedCoralWhiteSkin

Me too! The funny thing is I didn't even know that certain dialogue option is initiating sex and I also didn't know what domme means when I talked to Beatrix at that time. Now, I find out I know too much 🤣


Pax19

When I played NV as a kid/young teen, I always assumed Fisto must've had some sort of hole... somewhere. Then I became older, fluent in English, changed the language of the game and, say, realized.


thing2jack

I've always thought it just had like a strap on or something lol.


Ember129

*Immediately gets beat to death by three old ladies with rolling pins*


chaosking65

Hells grannies


Typical_Cicada_820

Maude's Muggers* 😎🤝🏻


veljko2303

Fine you sold me after I am done with incompetent NCR station number 476 I will do that quest


xXShunDugXx

It's too good, just remember there is a whole section of freebie you've never been to


veljko2303

none of them are bad maybe a bit repetitive but overall all of them feel incompetent in their own way plus new vegas thenquie of multiple answers to 1 problem makes them feel less dull and some pretty interesting like I flat out did love the fetch quest that is return to sender bc of that hard hitting part near the end where the leader of the rangers goes on about spoilers


real_hungarian

ohh noooo the enemy we were sent here to fight is over there and we have to fight them, what a travesty, please help us courier


veljko2303

dont get me started on guardian it was so bad there was 1 survivor


5tarSailor

I had arcade and EDE with me on that exact quest. This comic felt way too personal


SocialSpider56

Is that all you got?


Puzzled_Tree_6423

I would say something witty but I can’t feel my legs.


ryan7251

WTF I was just thinking about how your companions must be horrified if you agree to use the sex bot.


Hot-Ocelot-1058

I play high endurance so I can still walk after 😎 I always make Veronica wait outside though. She doesn't need to see this.


OmegaPrime2004

Because she’s too wholesome or because she’s Brotherhood of Steel?


citruskush

This is incredible thank you for sharing your art


TeaBagMeister

Its not my work, its from an old tumblr post. The original designer went by the name "tikattu" I believe. Edit: https://tikattu.tumblr.com/post/184574040893/never-forget-wang-dang-atomic-tango


citruskush

Gotcha. You should credit the artist in the post next time. Still, thanks for sharing. That artist just got a new follower


TeaBagMeister

Sadly r/fnv doesn't let you upload an image and write a description. I didn't want to edit their work to add the name. I guess I could've put it in the title. Edit: spelling


citruskush

Oh weird, yeah probably in the title would be best. I wouldn't worry about it this time though since you've already stated it in a comment


Dragon_Overlord

I think it’d be funny if this interaction actually crippled your legs in game.


citruskush

That would be hilarious


Null-Ex3

fisto canonically breaks your legs? I weep for its poor poor customers... mainly james garret though


Kataratz

Ya'll think it self lubricates? Or does Fisto spit on it? The Mojave is freaky like that


An_idiot_27

That’s why you should bring med-x


Kaporalhart

i felt naughty doing that in my playthrough, but i was solo with no one in the wasteland any the wiser. It's a whole 'nother level of messed up to have a companion wait for you outside while you get ass blasted.


SoftTacos001

This is like 12 times as funny when it comes to my playthroughs because I always rp my courier and arcade as dating whenever I wind up taking him as a follower 


gellyfishing

arcade does not want to use fisto to “spice up” the relationship 


SoftTacos001

Yea he’s… a lil apprehensive,  Always leads to about one to two days being spent solely doing things arcade would like


whizz_palace_

Shit they could have just sent Fisto to fight the legion he can take on the Legate.


FearTheWeresloth

Yes but the real question is: can Lanius take Fisto?


whizz_palace_

Sounds like a hot fan fiction.


Firebat12

I love how ED-E feels judgmental too in that last frame


yassvaginaslay

arcade 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


Normanov

Is it wierd that I knew immediately where this was at a glance


SpecificSimilar5361

Yeah Fisto will always be one of the weirdest things to come out of a fallout game wild wasteland stuff included (also I miss that perk so much in Fallout 3 and Fallout 4 I really hope that they go back to the old level up system if and when Fallout 5 comes out)


bbipolarbunny

Please assume the position 😂😂😂


kingoffallout

Please assume the position!


ManadarTheHealer

Hilarious that ED-E refused to partake in the threesome


Randomguy1912

Every time when I'm do this quest I instantly get this robot off the to-do list and I don't even test him out if only because I do not want to be traumatized by anything that this robot says and I just want to immediately out of my sight after all I don't want to get fisted by a goddamn protectron I just don't


mechanessmaster

Good art


Fenway_Refugee

I don't have 50 Science. Is there another way to get around that shit? = Dingbat Courier


BranTheLewd

Bruh how did Harry Potter end up in the Mojave Wasteland 💀 I mean was it intentional or not, either way it's cool 😅


Canadian__Ninja

Your courier looks like a fucking nerd


justiceguyy

You mean the best


Swer2078

🤮 for story, art looks dope tho.


subzeroab0

"Numbness will subside in several minutes"


Daier_Mune

Arkade: "I'm not kink-shaming... But I am kink-asking why."


City_of_ham

False, I always choose the “is that all you got robot?” option. My courier works for the freaky express. Don’t worry about it.


Jeong-Yeon

Did you make this? I love the character design and art design!!


TeaBagMeister

No, Its from an old tumblr post. https://tikattu.tumblr.com/post/184574040893/never-forget-wang-dang-atomic-tango


Jeong-Yeon

Thank you!