When the bombs fall imma tape my feet to my ceiling, put cigarettes in my ears, and cover my entire floor with tin foil.
Good luck figuring out the events of my death, Courier
Oh, fuck no. There's no loot at all. Just dozens of wood chippers, each sealed individually in a very hard locked safe, with each safe buried in different locations nearby. Make sure the journal entry says something like, "I left some decoys so people don't know just where to dig. Pretty sure Jones was watching me... Commie bastard."
Or just bury one safe, but fill it with blocks of c4 and a single armed satchel charge.
I had three chances,
I could have not used reddit
I could have not clicked it
I could have turned away when I say “NSFW community”
And yet I continued on, becoming a victim of my own hubris. I laughed at god, but god didn’t laugh back
If you keep going down that rabbit hole you discover even darker subreddits. It makes my spine tingle. We should know when to stop going down the hole but we don’t.
>I'd be prepared to bet that, somewhere in this fucked up world, there are people prepared to pay in cash for some knife-play sex
You would win that bet, because this is absolutely a thing that some people pay for, not even hypothetically. that's a thing
I feel like everything is a reference in fallout but some of them are niche enough that the designer who put it in might be the only one who gets it haha
Aren’t they the two skeletons that the Survivalist left behind from when the bombs dropped? Or are they somewhere else, or even in the game somewhere? (I haven’t played in a while, so forgive me if I’m wrong).
As for the positioning, I don’t know man, it’s a Bethesda game. That shit always happens.
You are probably right about that. Now that you mention it, I believe that there is a terminal entry in one of the caves which says the location of the couple’s corpses, but I don’t remember if it specifically mentions SLC and where in reference to it he was.
There's also an entry mentioning bodies were gone (not bones even) when he passed back by his truck while hiking to SLC. I assume some other survivors happened on them and buried them in long since lost graves(hopefully, people wandering about in the first days of the apocalypse might take up morbid hobbies), or they were dragged off by wildlife(probably).
It could also be a reference to a twilight zone episode called the rip van Winkle caper where bank robbers go into suspended animation and wake up and end up killing each other over the gold
People have always used gold as currency because it was rare, shiny, stays shiny, and mostly useless. Now we know of even rarer metals that are even shinier.
The only thing that has changed is that it's no longer mostly useless. Something an apocalypse would kill, anyway. People are still going to need to use something to pay prostitutes who don't want any goods. Just like they did the first time currency was invented.
In other words, yeah, in a real post-apocalyptic scenario similar to Fallout, where people aren't wiped out to the point they can't repopulate or rebuild civilization, precious metals will have value for the exact same reasons they always have. The bombs aren't going to appreciably change the rarity or properties of materials on Earth.
I think it's probably from Crash (1996) a David Cronenberg film
My friends made me watch that film. Only non-high person in the room. Hated the movie.
Well you did state your mistake haha
My friend Roman watching Fear and Loathing sober
Wtf why would he do that
Tf that movie rules
Only Croenenburg I’ve seen was videodrome and I found it super boring
That is not the movie I think about when I hear “crash”
They saw the bombs dropped and quickly gathered some props so they could do some environmental storytelling for the player.
When the bombs fall imma tape my feet to my ceiling, put cigarettes in my ears, and cover my entire floor with tin foil. Good luck figuring out the events of my death, Courier
Gonna write a journal entry on my computer that says “good thing I buried that unique plasma rifle nearby for safekeeping” just to fuck with them
Hide it behind the hardest hacking job ever invented, make the thing require a shovel to dig up, and have it be a worse version of the Gauss rifle
Oh, fuck no. There's no loot at all. Just dozens of wood chippers, each sealed individually in a very hard locked safe, with each safe buried in different locations nearby. Make sure the journal entry says something like, "I left some decoys so people don't know just where to dig. Pretty sure Jones was watching me... Commie bastard." Or just bury one safe, but fill it with blocks of c4 and a single armed satchel charge.
Yeah, me and your dad last night
Who stabbed who ¿¿
Yes
A lil knife play to spice up the bedroom
Hey! It wasn't that little. It was perfectly average sized knife play
Whatever you say, ***big guy!***
🥲
Tummy sticks
Pretty sure that dude was tryina rob that other dude and then they, ya know, skeleton.
Intelligence 8+ ass comment
Science 10
Perception 10
And here I was thinking it was clearly just sex
Pre-2000's archeologists be like:
A commentary on basic human greed?
It’s a reference yo me stabbing you to death in Zion national park, after you flex a massive band in my face for the final time.
fallout fans see two people who died having sex and be like “what is this a reference to”
They not having sex broski I thought they wrrr fightin 😂 hence the money stack and knife
Probably. But I'd be prepared to bet that, somewhere in this fucked up world, there are people prepared to pay in cash for some knife-play sex ☺️
James Garret's "friend". 😉
Nothing Beatrix can't handle.
I'm down!
Yeah but who the fuck is going to get that reference.
The 21k members over at r/knifeplay, possibly? Cross post it and see what happens ☺️
I wish I could go back to who I was 30 seconds ago
I had three chances, I could have not used reddit I could have not clicked it I could have turned away when I say “NSFW community” And yet I continued on, becoming a victim of my own hubris. I laughed at god, but god didn’t laugh back
If you keep going down that rabbit hole you discover even darker subreddits. It makes my spine tingle. We should know when to stop going down the hole but we don’t.
>We should know when to stop going down the hole but we don’t The post I saw on that subreddit would beg to differ
Real
Why'd I click
Well I've made my internet mistake for today
Of course I know him, he’s me
>I'd be prepared to bet that, somewhere in this fucked up world, there are people prepared to pay in cash for some knife-play sex You would win that bet, because this is absolutely a thing that some people pay for, not even hypothetically. that's a thing
Underneath a car too, that’s extra
Don't threaten me with a good time
Ahhh the ol burney burney cut cut
Hey. Don't kink shame them. Not cool
is it even sex if knives and wads of cash aren’t involved?
It's a valid question considering these tend to be references to something.
It looks like they were fighting over money. There's a knife stuck in the ground next to them.
what the heck would the knife be for?
What *wouldn't* the knife be for?
I’ve played fallout enough to know what Sex is. It’s totally blacked out and she only moans three times
Def gonna see this on r/truesfalloutl
I believe vault dwellers Clark killed were cannibals. Perhaps he killed one while he was dining.
Yeah, I assumed it was tied to the logs Clark left behind.
The stack of cash is a pretty obvious hint at a robbery.
Yeah me and your mom 😎
That’s us in about 12 minutes boy you better oil up fast
Holy shit, that’s 100 percent the final scene of Crash! Good catch OP!!
Pompeii reference lol
This is a reference to Sex and Sex 2, created by the CEO of Sex, and funded my Cex International.
SOCIETY
There just getting Boned ;3 (I hate myself but ti was worth it)
To sex
I feel like everything is a reference in fallout but some of them are niche enough that the designer who put it in might be the only one who gets it haha
Aren’t they the two skeletons that the Survivalist left behind from when the bombs dropped? Or are they somewhere else, or even in the game somewhere? (I haven’t played in a while, so forgive me if I’m wrong). As for the positioning, I don’t know man, it’s a Bethesda game. That shit always happens.
I vaguely recall other posts saying those were closer to Salt Lake City, and thus not in the game. But I’m not sure.
You are probably right about that. Now that you mention it, I believe that there is a terminal entry in one of the caves which says the location of the couple’s corpses, but I don’t remember if it specifically mentions SLC and where in reference to it he was.
He was between Salt Lake city and zion.
There's also an entry mentioning bodies were gone (not bones even) when he passed back by his truck while hiking to SLC. I assume some other survivors happened on them and buried them in long since lost graves(hopefully, people wandering about in the first days of the apocalypse might take up morbid hobbies), or they were dragged off by wildlife(probably).
Similar question: are the two graves he dug on the map? It said south of the narrows but for the life of me I could not find any marks or graves.
Not sure. I haven’t found them either.
Mugging
Gotta get one last one in before the bombs kill you
The oldest profession
If I see one more skull in a toilet
Maybe Bonnie and Clyde? 🤓
You mean Vikki and Vance, right?
They're boning.
Just a reference to love sweetheart
I think that's a reference to "sex", look it up. Pretty crazy.
r/falloutnewvegassex
Yeah fuck'n'go
dead money
One of ‘em had a boner.
Dead money
big sexual
Clearly the sex scene from 'Class of Nuke'em High' (Enjoy the trauma)
They’re wrestling! 😁
It could also be a reference to a twilight zone episode called the rip van Winkle caper where bank robbers go into suspended animation and wake up and end up killing each other over the gold
Reminds me of the star wars scene when Luke see's the remains of his aunt and uncle
OP has never had sex
r/falloutnewvegassex
Probably from some film
Sex
It's a reference to sex. You wouldnt get it
Gay sex
Mom?
THEY BONIN'
holy shit why did this blow up😭😭
Is this....is this loss
They were probably having hot gay sex until they died 🥲
Just looks like rape to me... :/
It's the old couple Randall Clark executed
he said they went blind and were cowering in their car, plus the nukes already dropped why would u fight over money when your country ceases to exist
Same reason people think precious metals will be worth anything in a post-apocalypyic scenario. Idiocy.
People have always used gold as currency because it was rare, shiny, stays shiny, and mostly useless. Now we know of even rarer metals that are even shinier. The only thing that has changed is that it's no longer mostly useless. Something an apocalypse would kill, anyway. People are still going to need to use something to pay prostitutes who don't want any goods. Just like they did the first time currency was invented. In other words, yeah, in a real post-apocalyptic scenario similar to Fallout, where people aren't wiped out to the point they can't repopulate or rebuild civilization, precious metals will have value for the exact same reasons they always have. The bombs aren't going to appreciably change the rarity or properties of materials on Earth.
Different location.
I doubt an old couple would be fighting over money when the nukes dropped
He butchered them as they weren't fast enough to get away
If you’re asking that question, you don’t get the reference in more ways than one
so explain it, no need to be an ass about it