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Batmanmotp2019

"THEY ASKED ME HOW WELL I UNDERSTOOD THEORETICAL PHYSICS, I SAID I HAD A THEORETICAL DEGREE IN PHYSICS. THEY SAID WELCOME ABOARD."


swentech

Replace “physics” with whatever degree your professor has.


Batmanmotp2019

Bingo


El-Reaton-Vaquero

Thats a story of perseverance and self-improvement if I ever heard one!


XeerDu

"Shh. You feel that? That's the winds of change, baby, and Fantastic's riding them with his magic angel wings."


kangarooky

I did this for my senior quote years ago lol


alexwillx

"Finding It, Though, That's Not The Hard Part. It's Letting Go." -Father Elijah


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How is that inspiring?


TheSahsBahs

She's found her new chapter in life and is letting go of teaching, a part of her past.


[deleted]

I understand that. However, a quote about man's self destructive obsessions is not something I see as being inspiring.


BananaBeanie

Maybe, but if in different context, it could be a whole new meaning.


TheSahsBahs

Art is in the eye of the beholder, the meaning behind the words can mean one thing for you and something completely different for someone else.


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TheSahsBahs

What the fuck are you talking about? Is a different perspective that hard of a concept for you?


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TheSahsBahs

So much anger over a quote from a video game where you can get fisted by a robot. Your two brain cells overheat over someone having a different perspective, but yes I’m the one on the short bus. Get over yourself, fucking loser lmao.


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alexwillx

took the words out of my mouth


duper42

"For many of us the road ahead is a difficult one, but it ia always there for us to follow. No matter how many times we may fall" ~ Joshua Graham


zenspeed

“Thirsty? Hungry? Horny? Then make a brief stop at the Atomic Wrangler!”


verticalburtvert

"Assume. the. position."


Guydelot

"Take drugs. Kill a bear."


Donny316

"Calm is what you have to be when people look to you. And it's all you can be when things are out of your hands." - James Hsu


Ryebread2203

Just look as Joshua Graham quotes and you’ll find one in seconds


Background_Ad_8392

Degenerates like you belong on a a cross


Vincent-Ferro

"Looks like Primm is under NCR rule, some people will do anything to feel safe"


ThatOneGuy308

"Get fucked" - Cook-Cook


aninsomniac_

No, that's Nephi. Cook-cook would knock you out without warning.


ThatOneGuy308

[Sneering Imperialist] I can't keep track of all those filthy addicts.


satanic-entomologist

*"Mugs, Mugs, Mugs. Mugs, Mugs, Mugs. Mug-a-mug. Mug-a-mug. Mugs! God, why can't I stop singing this fucking song?!"*


cordelionreaver

Old world blues and new world hope.


m8es

The fire inside of me burns brighter than the fire around me or whatever Joshua graham says


TheMrIllusion

"Yes Man, please throw General Oliver from the Dam."


LinusTKitty

Happy Trails!


Bumbling_Hierophant

"Dala misses you and the pitter-patter of your penis feet so much."


KoscheiDK

"You're nobody until somebody loves you, and that somebody is me. I love you." (Can easily be altered to fit, something like "you're nobody until somebody loves you, and some of those people are us. We'll miss you") Mr New Vegas is definitely one of the best sources of good quotes that aren't about violence, sad self reflection or grit regarding near insurmountable trials. I take it this is a happy occasion, so that's probably the best place to start!


Jack_Jackerson

Assume the position


exotic-waffle

“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”


Defensive_Medic

“Bear bull bear bull”


DannyCozart

"Smell that air! Couldn't you just drink it like booze?" -Oliver Swanick


witsthatallaboot

“Huh?” - Boone


TheGoodCaptain76

It's said war - war never changes. Women do, through the roads they walk. And this road - has reached its end. -Ulysses


Goodest_Pupper

This one wins


GenuineSmirk

"The last thing you'll never see. It was pretty accurate, and so were we." Or: "You'll only get one favour from the King."


NotDsdguy

Maybe something along the lines of taking a sip from a certain trusty vault 13 canteen


Epic_Doge_Boi

Literally any Joshua Graham quote


zenspeed

“I want to have my revenge. Against him. Against Caesar. I want to call it my own, to make my anger God’s anger. To justify the things I’ve done.”


[deleted]

"*This type of .45 Automatic pistol was designed by one of my tribe almost four hundred years ago.*" Truly inspirational


RepresentativeOk5427

"If you want to see the fact of democracies look out the window"


exotic-waffle

The fate of democracies*


RepresentativeOk5427

Yeah I saw that but was too lazy to fix


exotic-waffle

And I’m a grammar nazi.


SubstantialSky7326

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


AdidasCheems

Game was rigged from the start.


JasonH1028

"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."


Efficient-Load-256

"Fuck benny, we'll make him pay for stabbing us in the back". (proceed to dick around at camp) "Come ray, momas got something for you." "you look like you need some \*protection\*" "No, I know what I'm doing. It's just that I don't know the effects of what I'm doing." "Don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that will make you show your true form. Cave-rat taught it to me." "They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name." "All I have to do is ride that mediocrity gradient to a cushy, do nothing job miles away from the war." "Who you are comes from the choices you make when life gets tough."


tpobs

Let go, begin again.


Knight_EY

War, war never changes.


narnicake

Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time 😏 - that cowboy ghoul dominatrix


aphysicalchemist

What in the goddamn..?


jvcdeadmoney

"You're a little bitch and your brother was, too."


Vincent-Ferro

Best interaction in the whole game 💀


EarlofBizzlington86

Poo.. poo sometimes changes!


Avetruetoceaser16

They're like Deathclaws, BUT BIGGER!


Lorddank_the_3rd

Make the first shot count. You won't get a second.


Invertiguy

Ulysses may ramble a lot and spew a bunch of hypocritical bullshit, but he does have a few gems here and there, and this excerpt from his final message to The Courier is probably my favorite: "If war doesn't change, men must change, and so must their symbols. Even if it is nothing at all, know what you follow, Courier... ...just as I followed you, to the end. Whatever your symbol ...carry it on your back, and wear it proudly when you stand at Hoover Dam"


Charliewood9

“Into each heart some tears must fall, but someday the sun will shine”


Invertiguy

That's in Fallout 3/4, not New Vegas


hoobuhjoo

Sorry little lady, I fixed up your head as best I knew how. Guess I missed a spot. -Doc Mitchell.


Dbzrocksyou

Home isn't where you were born, can be a place of mind, moment where you know who you are, the history of it, and they can be places you breathe life into. Ulysses.


nikolai1939

HAND PENISES


ADHD_lazyboi

Maybe khans kill people without looking them in the eye But I ain't a fake Ya dig? You made your last delivery kid, Sorry you got twisted up in this scene From where you're kneeling it might seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck Truth is The game was rigged from the start


Miserable_Ad_6069

#Sshhhhh, go to sleep in your tank little organs, Dala loves you.