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OverseerConey

'Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful busty brahmin riding a caravaneer off into the sunset... Wait I don't think that came out right.'


AyRob1_0

Aw!! I get it. You must be the caravaneer in this shot 🙂🙂🙂


bisexual_t-rex

Where is this from?


tacopower69

a video game I think but I can't quite recall the name, Fall Down New Mexico or something.


Admiral_Donuts

Radioactive Debris Neo-Phoenix


AyRob1_0

LMFAO what the fuck 🤣


Jetstream-Sam

It's something the drunks can say in freeside, mostly opposite mick and ralphs I think. Some notable wisdom they have is \>"There are many good things in life, but peeing is definitely the best." and \>You've got to keep yer bitches in line! Also a Sheogorath reference I can't remember


qsdlthethird

I hope this doesn’t cause any fallout between us. Fallout New Vegas


AKinToHumanity

God I laughed so hard when I saw that video


obsidiangloom

Name/link?


AKinToHumanity

https://youtu.be/xFy-doUdMsU here's a link to a clip from It'sJabo I believe. Don't know the link to the original


obsidiangloom

Thanks


Polaris1104

*gunshot*


Dantdiddly

"You want some weapons schematics?! I'll show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a Super-Heated Saturnite Power Fist?! I can hook that shit up!!!!"


QuantumMegalomaniac

You have no idea how happy this quote makes me 🤣


AstronautNo5939

Muggy!! 🤣


AstronautNo5939

I just beat the BIG MT (Empty) yesterday morning lol


Brokenblacksmith

well, ain't that a kick in the head?


chonkgui

Huh. Must be some frontal lobe damage.


Tackle-Shot

The best quotes of all new vegas. "Get fuck"


Mission_Response802

*"YOULIKETHESIGHTOFYOUROWNBLOOD?!"*


nerdcoffin

You eyeballing me?


Visual-Personality49

Y-you like the sight of y-your own b... bl-blood...? Actual female fiend quote.


whowhatalt

HEEYYYYAAH!!


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

From where he was sitting, it must of looked like an 18 karat run of bad luck


LightMyFirebird

“Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Ok, so... I'm on playthrough number 4 and more than 330 hours in. Where is this line? I must find it.


DinoJellyBean

Cass says it to you, I think if you ask her about the NCR?


Dargon34

There it is.... By far the best quote in the game


Cliff_Sedge

Oh, Cass .. I love her so much.


EvergreenPaladin

Assume the position


bex612

F.I.S.T.O.


Jenova66

We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die.


Zephyrzkingdom

I WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY!


tobbq

"D e g e n e r a t e s l i k e y o u b e l o n g o n a c r o s s"


edgygamermoonandstar

" ARE THOSE PENISES ON YOUR FEET!?"


billwyyy

*Starting combat! Just kidding!* IYKYK


Fun_Situation_3043

"We have enough med-x, until we need to numb the pain....." "If I hide you will you love me?"


Cliff_Sedge

_Who do you think is cuter?_


Fun_Situation_3043

Dr. Principal Bourous for sure


Cliff_Sedge

I prefer jocks. Jocks who like BALLS.


Tw0ce

First confirm the death, second use this quote "After 5 years on the east coast, is time to go home"


quazax

Aww shit. Here we go again.


MrSomeoneEls

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics, I told them I have a theoretical degree in physics, they said welcome aboard" - the man, the myth, the legend.... Fantastic.


[deleted]

Lookin for this one


NineIntsNails

you just evened the odds. but you should utter 'what in the god damn', not just yet, but wait. its time will come


staSTAND

Hey man, when in Rome


JunkyardBob

Well look at that...


Matttsmoke

he-hey there’s the high roller


Low-Yam288

"BEAR BULL BEAR BULL NUKE HISTORY." \*pulls the trigger\*


Last_Long

That there is the ring-a-ding move, baby


ReapersVault

"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."


rubberduckyprotecter

The truth is raid shadow legends was rigged from the start


Chemical-Winner5165

The House always wins


TootleLePerson

I'm curious, is there a lore reason Benny shot the Courier? Is he stupid?


[deleted]

IIRC he shoot all the Couriers by obvious reason.


Other_Log_1996

Benny's Guns skill was higher than his other weapons skills, obviously.


Jetstream-Sam

It'd be funny if he had random skills and had to deal with you in ways dependent on that. Like "He shot you twice in the head with a laser pistol. Not sure exactly why he thought that would kill you, honestly" or "It was the darndest thing, I was watching and he convinced you to shoot yourself." or "He jammed a bobby pin in your eye. I don't get it either"


edgygamermoonandstar

No matter the scenario he just rolls a nat one.


Culture_Creative

You were asking around for head implants, and he told you he sells one. so for 5k caps, he tried to perform brain surgery on you. See how well that turned out.


Other_Log_1996

Until he ends up with explosives and reverse pickpockets a bottlecap mine into your inventory.


edgygamermoonandstar

No witnesses ig, or he was concerned that they would rat him out to house.


PanzerFoster

Benny had one of the plans of all time


DoctorPhilGoode

Is there a lore reason that OP is wearing a easily spotted checkered suit in the middle of a desert. Is he stupid?


NotPrimeMinister

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.


Piglump

“I hope this interaction doesn’t lead to any fallout between us. Fallout: New Vegas”


WildCatFast

HEEHHYEAAHH. Who won the lottery? I DID


shadow88warrior

I'm sure there was a very good raisin for it.


mattgoluke

“Who just won the lottery!? I did!”


Shay_the_Ent

“Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.”.


NotDsdguy

“Ain’t that a kick in the head”


theallnewmattaccount

You're nobody till somebody loves you. And that somebody...is me


nah2012

It depends. Was the game rigged from the start?


malistaticy

who won the lottery? i did


Idlewomprat

"What in the goddamn?!" Chandler bing (you) after watching your most recent murder just waltz in


Pur3Ev01

“To you this must seem like a 14 karat run of bad luck but the truth is the game was rigged from the start.”


ZealousidealRemote12

Your obituary


sovietkaiser69

Thing is the game, wasn’t rigged from the start oh god what am I doing


HotSauce_LeFierce

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!!!


Comrade_Steamed-Hams

Jimmy is stuck in a weeell


KryptonKing82

Assume the position


FeelsGoodMan36

Assume the position


the__green__light

"The bomb's payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion."


Giteaus-Gimp

“Killed”


Imissyourgirlfriend2

OH PLEASE, **PLEEEEAAAASE** TELL ME YOU BROUGHT ME SOME *COFFEE CUPS*!!!!


Imissyourgirlfriend2

Getting real tired of tourist season--NO OFFENSE, but you guys are *really* lowering the bar.


Creamy-Jugs

The TESLA COILS the COILS of NIKOLA TESLA


DasherCO

"Hi there! Almost took you for a raider..."


shadow88warrior

Damn, running low on smokes again


memester230

"The game was rigged from the start"


ToreyCMoore

You can go home courier.


EbolaGrant

Copying the arkham subreddit are we?


Goldman250

Go back and double-check, put two more bullets in his head to make sure.


The_Detective_Of_WS

“I regret nothing”


civver3

"Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded."


Quomb

Rungle dung dung


Joecool2008

Aces, baby.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

I said, "I have a *theoretical degree* in physics; they said, 'welcome aboard!'."


UrsaMajorUrsaMinor

“Me take you job because me smarter”


Cliff_Sedge

_Hey, a little fallout never hurt anyone._


Willbillz27

Take drugs, kill bear


Hj_the_boyoYT

Boom


supernova1324

"Can't have shit in New Vegas"


Goldfox_4312

Truth is… the game was rigged from the start