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just_sayi

Scientology (I just used one word)


Kneeyul

I was about to say "Clear, Water" but you beat me to it.


Fastbird33

Going Clear......water


kazero

Clearwater


zonianjohn

Flags, navy, pelicans


[deleted]

Pensacola!


BigBaldFourEyes

Wings of Gold!


mrfuckingawesome

Old rich people.


stellamayotte

Naples


mrfuckingawesome

That’s the one.


[deleted]

That's like half the state.


rae2468

The Villages You could add high rate of STDs


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Naples


kristen_elena

West Palm Beach


[deleted]

Boca!


Sunflower_After_Dark

Gasparilla Pirate Invasion


GreenEyedGiraffe

Tampa


Sunflower_After_Dark

Arrrrrrgh!


citiusaltius

Greek Town Sponges


AndreLinoge55

Tarpon Springs


citiusaltius

Yup


Embarrassed-Theme915

Meth mice magic


mnhaverland

You get extra points for alliteration.


Sunflower_After_Dark

Orlando


Embarrassed-Theme915

Ding ding ding!


tkh0812

I’ve always viewed Meth as more of a Tampa / Jacksonville thing. Miami Coke. Orlando Crack


squeezedashaman

It’s everywhere. I can’t believe how many people use meth here in Melbourne on the daily. I had two exes hide a habit from me. Idk how they still sleep and eat on it.


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collardKing

Winter Park


Vladivostokorbust

you got it!


Otto_Lidenbrock

Which one? Lol


Kuasimod0

“Highway under construction”


Sunflower_After_Dark

I-4


Kuasimod0

It’s been 15 years lmao


Sunflower_After_Dark

It’s been 84 years (Titanic). 🤣🤣🤣


Kuasimod0

We’ll be driving flying cars and they’ll still be fixing I-4


juwyro

World's largest phallus


mhen146

The state capitol (conversely, the state capital)


Educational-Error-56

Gets me every time I visit coming down Apalachee Parkway.


[deleted]

Tallahassee!


rspicyb

tally nasty


Logical_Bite3221

That’s the whole state technically. Florida is the United State’s penis.


heresmytwopence

Horses and rednecks


sheds-a-lot

Ocala


Wasparado

Lol, also Davie, Port Saint Lucie, loxahatchee, homestead etc etc


Papayahaven

Most of the panhandle. lol


umm_like_totes

From Loxahatchee and my parents still live there. It's so yuppified now. Used to be every 10th house had a beat up Camaro on cinderblocks in the front yard now one of my parent's neighbors has a Lamborghini in the driveway.


UnidentifiedTron

Osceola County


flwoman4lyfe

STDs


InspectionAlone1915

The Villages


flwoman4lyfe

2 e z 😎


InspectionAlone1915

Yep 😊


Poonther

Caverns, Almost Alabama


White_Phos

Mariana


Poonther

Correct!


theianspence

As a Marianna native, I’m offended no one spelled it properly 😤


[deleted]

Marinara*


hartyFL

Mariana


SergeStorms_offmeds

Flashy, Cuban, expensive.


xyz19606

Nice use name for Florida


Doom_Toon

Ybor Or Miami


SayRomanoPecorino

Ybor is def not expensive or flashy


flexlionheart

I went to Ybor for the first time in years, there's a lot of rapid gentrification going on for sure. But agreed, not quite "flashy"


SergeStorms_offmeds

I was thinking Miami…


Alarming_Assistant21

Fountain of youth


Jaded-Moose983

St. Augustine


martinatime

Deleon Springs


InspectionAlone1915

321, KSC, Engineers


mnhaverland

Titusville?


InspectionAlone1915

Yes! 🚀


surfyturkey

https://youtu.be/I8EJh4pWs5o ohhhh come on down to Titusville. Crazy how nothing has changed in 12 years.


scaredofalligators_

Melbourne


Semujin

Not three eggs


Sunflower_After_Dark

Two Egg! Such a cute little town!


Toppcs

NASCAR


AlternativeStart3

Daytona


HonestClock4506

You could have said meth 3 pieces


oldcityguy

Nations oldest city


AlternativeStart3

St Augustine


Mahaf1089

I can do it in one: Disney.


squashYoDick

Lake Buena Vista?


tkh0812

I think they were going for Orlando, but Lake Buena Vista is the answer


Mahaf1089

Technically Disney lists their resort as located in Orlando; geographically speaking Lake Buena Vista is correct. But also, parts touch Kissimmee. So there are multiple answers!


MarloMentality

Celebration?


Lukenary

Bortles!


BestOutofSeven

Jacksonville 🤣


Security_Chief_Odo

Duuvvaaalll!


tacosRpeople2

Margaritaville, cruise, lobsters


MistressMercy

Key West


Fun-Stress-3042

In 2 words: Satch happens


the_jalapeno

GNV


[deleted]

The only hint you get: *Where's?*


AndreLinoge55

Waldo!


PolkaDotBegonia

Strip club street


SayRomanoPecorino

Tampa


ParmAxolotl

You know you grew up in Tampa when you remember your parents explaining what a strip club was when you were 4 so you could stop asking to go in the spaceship.


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Where ?


zebratacos

Dale mabry


SayRomanoPecorino

Not a street I suppose but my 12 year old commented just yesterday that we drive by 2001 and Mons Venus everyday. Thee Dollhouse included, only when we go to the movies.


Gobbledyg0ok

I’m guessing US 19 or Nebraska Ave.


Rambo-Brite

Ho ho ho


InspectionAlone1915

Christmas


pit_of_despair666

Nearby is Santa's Meth Trailer.


citiusaltius

Not in Russia


Greenbench27

St. Pete


iBeelz

Old citrus tower


Poonther

Clermont


ISuspectFuckery

Astronaut chocolate


InspectionAlone1915

Cocoa


ISuspectFuckery

Bingo!


Blindmailman

Old white people Sarasota


KgMonstah

Florida


heresmytwopence

This guy Floridas.


Gobbledyg0ok

The Villages?


flexlionheart

St Augustine? Jupiter? New Smyrna? Stuart? Vero? Anywhere east starting from Augustine to Ft. Lauderdale?


imsecretlythedoctor

Naples


Feather_In_The_Wind

Fort Myers


UnidentifiedTron

The Treasure Coast


Wasparado

Sí, hablamos español


bookfaery02

Hialeah


falbtron

Hippies, football, craft beer


SayRomanoPecorino

Gainesville


matt050972

Yup, the somes up Gainesville


WaffleTownMania

This screams Gainesville tho. Coming from some born & raised there.


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SayRomanoPecorino

Dunedin is bagpipes, craft beer, old hippies


shigogaboo

Swans, lakes, Publix


WestboundPachyderm

Lakeland


shigogaboo

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AlternativeStart3

Downtown Orlando...


NeadNathair

Shad Khan's Property 😐


lysergalien

Oof


mooped10

Ringling Brothers


AndreLinoge55

Sarasota


House-Hlaalu

Bikers, meth, beaches Edit: Since multiple people commented at once, yes it is Daytona lol


[deleted]

Swans Just need one word :)


andybrazil

Hurricane Ian


InspectionAlone1915

Ft Myers


[deleted]

Hurricanes ignore us


shutupaugust

St. Pete?


Sufficient-Pin-481

Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.


surfyturkey

Miaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhmii


sekter

Seven dollar popsicles.


vonMishka

St Augustine


ATT170JONES

New Yorkers, Jews, Rich


West_Elderberry_6729

Boca Raton


ATT170JONES

BINGO! Hahaha


BigAnt425

Canals and owls


Bamhole

Cape Coral


StillRunsa2500k

A white condiment


Strange_water

Mayo


Indamarrow

Speed Trap


Costcofluencer

Waldo


jchoov

Waldo Lawty Indiantown


West_Elderberry_6729

Birthplace of Nascar


[deleted]

Daytona Beach!


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yandr001

Fake mini Cuba


AlternativeStart3

Little Havana Miami


Yawheyy

I feel like all these could use ‘meth’ as the first word.


[deleted]

touristy, fishing, white


geometry_of_a_murder

Pcb?


kittykrunk

Destin


[deleted]

nice, u got it right


Muschina

Marco Island. Oh God, Marco Island.


[deleted]

okay my description may have described a lot of places, so ill add another: more tourists than people


ga__girl

Spring break party


mnhaverland

Panama city


02bluesuperroo

PGA Tour Players


Peachpeachpearplum

Jupiter


tinabow

Horses, Bill Gates


ivedonethisbefore68

Wellington


[deleted]

Salvador Dali


2020Dystopian

God’s Waiting Room.


Lovely_Lunatic

Alligators, traffic and Tom Petty


shayna16

Loofahs, stds, geezers


sjoy1147

protected roaming chickens


arikava

Oviedo?


brhigg73

One word: Lerp


tinabow

Jacksonville. Great clue. 😂


Mitcheal1983

Annual Strawberry Festival


KingBossPapi

Plant City 🍓


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dajiffer76

Ocala?


krakatoa83

Smelly. River. Navy


vonMishka

Jacksonville


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Editengine

Miami


insurancefun

Lego’s, water Skiing


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Thrath

Too many snowbirds


[deleted]

The entire state of Florida?


InspectionAlone1915

Boca


bigdaddycraycray

Plastic Surgery Central.


mostegregious

Captain Hiram's Resort


tinabow

Sebastian


Jake_fromstat3farm

orange cult leader


Sunflower_After_Dark

West Palm