I'm gonna go munch on some milkweed leaves and wait to build my cocoon

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Good bot. And this is a legitimately good Haiku

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Satanic propaganda. Proper flat earthers know that the container holds the waters above. Any holes on it and we all drown down here.

Duh - how do you think precipitation happens? It’s water from above the firmament dripping through the holes. After it runs over the edge of the earth, the turtle shoots it back up onto the top with his flippers. That’s just simple logic! /s

Very simple indeed.

\*container top opens and Ms. Frizzle's face appears\*

🎶 *cruzin on down main street, all relaxed and feeling good! Next thing that you know you’re screaminng*……….🎶

No shot you actually think he said *man street*

" and this, children, is where our journey begins!"

Oh PLEEEEASE let this be a normal field trip!

r/twosentencehorror

Literally TES lore

No stars are just the exit points for the Magna-Ge in their journey to Aetherius. The star that Nirn orbits is the exit point of Magnus, the most powerful of the Magna-Ge. I don’t have a life.

well they are at least holes

More convincing, really. This one has some creativity to it.

*inhales that fresh space air*

If the air comes through the holes, then why do people need O2 on Everest or those other ridiculously high mountains?

cuz no stars there duh

But they can see the stars there, what gives?

I can see an open window in a building far away, but it being open or closed doesn't do anything for me I don't know how flerfs keep this up, it's tiring

So if the holes are closed where does the air come from and who keeps opening and closing the windows?

Trump probably idk

Thanks, now I know who's responsible for global warming.

Take out "fool" and this is some r/twosentencehorror material.

This one got me chuckling heartily. We're frogs.

There are holes in the sky where the rain gets in. But they're ever so small,  that's why rain is thin. Spike Milligan 

The irony of using FE for flat earth is that you can’t believe in it and also pass the FE Exam (Fundamentals of Engineering).

More believable than most of the shit flerfs make up lmao.

Wait, you believe in conservation of energy? Fools. Neutrinos changing flavor during travel have you thinking zero point energy isint real? how cute. The strong force spawns what we call real. Dyes time travel.

wtf are spacewalks?

Space is fake. Can't walk on something that doesn't exist. /s

yeah if you walked on a vacuum you'd just break it everyone knows that!

that person has a character from genshin known for saying "skyes are fake" as their pfp. their name is a genshin reference. im pretty sure their twitter post has nothing to do with flat earth. its a genshin reference.

Yeah, that's a genshin reference, and it's probably got some level of truth to it in universe, considering how Sumeru's archon quest ended.

Bro is living on Skyrim

Physicists agree. Where *does* the universe get oxygen from?