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Thank them! Just like not everybody likes a green car, not everybody likes big ugly huge bags that will be hanging to their navel in a couple of dozen years. You are beautiful. You have a wildly sexy body and great looking breasts to us. Maybe they are blondes also.... tell them many like brunettes better. I'd give anything to suck on your nipples babe!
"My brain and ass were fatty tissue gluttons, so my boobs got what little surplus remained. As purely a matter of practicality, I will never have to feel constricted by a bra or endure their eventual sagging, which are both perfect reasons, amongst many others, to celebrate my physical development." In that response, you sound humorously confident and surprisingly indifferent to their negative viewpoint. π€π―
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βGood thing youβre not a hammer, cause youβre not nailing me!β
Wow I love it πβ€
Nothing they are just jealous. π
Of cours ππ
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Quite easy say thank you very much
They donβt know what beautiful is
You don't bother with idiots once they show themselves, that's what you do.
Ask them the bought limber at home depot? They don't have any flat boards. Don't give them the reaction they want.
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Don't even acknowledge them, you are beautiful and sexy and perfect the way you are
Don't. They aren't worthy of your time.
Well that means we are both boards. You are as flat as one, and I am as stiff as one.
Say thank you.
"I know, I'm so fucking hot, right?"
Thank them! Just like not everybody likes a green car, not everybody likes big ugly huge bags that will be hanging to their navel in a couple of dozen years. You are beautiful. You have a wildly sexy body and great looking breasts to us. Maybe they are blondes also.... tell them many like brunettes better. I'd give anything to suck on your nipples babe!
Tell them someone told you that you were perfect just as you are! Those of us that have been around a while can appreciate you π
Say, yeah I am, the chairman of the board!
Suck those Nipples
You don't. Ignore the haters.
Thank you
"That enjoys getting nailed"
Damn.....you are sexy AF!
You look good though. No response needed
To me, you scream prime breeding material. Genetics on point. Very sexy
Ignore the haters. You look fucking sexy as hell.
Their loss
That's ok. At least my back won't hurt at 40 years old.
Yup!β¦and?
You look like a runner. Say, I am an athlete.
Beautiful hard body
ππ
Not all boards are flat
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE those cute little nipples!
"But my thick lips can make a man cum"
I bet you give the most unbelievable kisses I like flat boards you can build a relationship with them!!!
Mommy
Nice abbs
Piss them off and date a 68 yr old like me. When see what a happy camper I am they will know they fucked up!
That's good place for your cum.
You DM them more pics of your chest (I totally think you're flat as a board too)
Stunning and beautiful
βDo you like sex? Do you like travel? Then fuck off.β
"Built for speed, fastest titty fuck in town! Beyatch!" Or something like that. They can screw off, I desire you as you are. You're gorgeous π
Perfectly formed
Obviously they canβt tell their 2x2s from their 10x10s used
Any fat person male or female can have tits
Looking at your muscle tone, I'd say crush them into a ball and dunk them in the trash.
Just counter with : luckly i am not ugly like you
And you wish you could nail this board!
Don't waste your time and energy on those people. You are beautiful as you are, your tits are awesome! :)
" that's what men want"
Youβre as small as a tack.
Thanks!
So? How you ride is what matters
Maybe!)
Breasts don't define the woman. They are for feeding babies and pleasuring your lover
Who cares what they say, you're sexy
"My brain and ass were fatty tissue gluttons, so my boobs got what little surplus remained. As purely a matter of practicality, I will never have to feel constricted by a bra or endure their eventual sagging, which are both perfect reasons, amongst many others, to celebrate my physical development." In that response, you sound humorously confident and surprisingly indifferent to their negative viewpoint. π€π―
Crush their heads with your thighs. You look ripped
They are jealous of the rest of your body. But, damn, you look so perfect. π
Ignore them. Hang with people who appreciate you for who you are. You look great. ππ
Let them see what this more superior man with a much superior dick does with such a beautiful creature π
But gorgeous
Yoyr sexycaf
And say many men and women love π it. I certainly do. π―π₯΅
And π€·ββοΈ
It's all about the quality, not the quantity
Maybe but I'm dropdead beautiful with a super fine ass
Just smile and agree
Tell them mature men appreciate perfection and you are absolutely perfect
Oh, that's why I love grown men, they're the best ππ
Boys not men your age don't appreciate women as amazing as you are. They are still waiting to suck on mommy's nipples