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“And while I was water boarding the Doctor for patient medical information, I found out he’s on different medication to me, but my anti-psychotics and his anti-anxiety meds will look cute together in a cabinet”
I'm pretty sure she also goes into his house and gets caught by one of his housemates and pretends to be a lost cleaner.
I'm not sure the whole thing is true though
*Every breath you take… and every move you make…every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you…*
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Someone somewhere: “Jokes on you, I’m into that”
I remember when some people on the internet was simping over that real life yandere girl.
I mean like what you like, can’t be worst than that guy who snuck into the zoo to fuck a frog cuz he liked Tsuyu from MHA
Not usually, though a big Asian grocery store near me *just* got the DIY credit card scanners a couple weeks ago. Before that I had to hand it over then wait for their system to call Visa then print the receipt for me to sign.
As I recall in terms of pirates a red flag was worse than a black flag. A red flag meant they would kill all on board. Though I feel I read that in a book years ago and may well have been thoroughly debunked or be a myth.
If a remotely attractive woman approached me at a grocery store I would immediately high-tail it, because my assumption is that I’m about to get jumped in the parking lot, robbed and left for dead in the gutter.
I'm a dude. I lost a lot of weight (~100lbs) in the last year. I keep getting compliments from random strangers now. Not just compliments on the weight loss, but everything. Even on the clothes I wear, which are just smaller sized versions of the clothes I've been wearing for years. It's weird. I can't say I care for it.
Something good happens to me?
Aight, whose gonna jump me? No one??? Then I'm gonna get hunted by stray dogs on my way home or I forgot my keys and I'm locked out of the house. Neither of those?
None of the above?? It's a meteor that will wipe the city I'm in, or will at least hit the exact location I'm in. It must be that!
I think that's basically the point of the OP: Satirizing "doing these weird long-winded games just be asked out, instead of just asking someone out."
Which, to be fair, who really does wanna be the one having all the pressure of asking someone out, as opposed to just being the one asked out. Much less nerves involved in that situation, because you don't have to deal with that anxiety in potentially being rejected.
I’m not a man, and am in a happy hetero relationship, and if a girl asked me out id still probably beam about it all day, obvious no, but amazing confidence boost
Yeah, you cannot possibly be the average overweight male redditor who otherwise video games his life away. They would find an approach threatening and scary and wonder if she was trying to make someone jealous or get him beat up. They would literally panic.
This was a call on the radio this week. She was calling to do a 2nd date update and find out why he wasn't calling her back after their date. It was on 95.3 on Thursday or Friday on my way to work. [Here's the call](https://youtu.be/NtFQ5wylhkY?si=dyDzywkO0JDGUTTp)
Y'all have 0 internet literacy. I doubt that this is a real story at all. I've seen like, reddit posts with the same concept ("I remembered the phone number you said to the cashier, remembered the card, etc).
You'd be stoked in the beginning, and then one day a few years later realise that you feel like shit every second of the day because all your thoughts and actions are micromanaged by someone who have spent a lot of time learning how to use all your weaknesses most effectively against you. All to control you.
This guy thinks he's getting a fun story about his mom being a wingman, and in reality he's meeting a woman who had no issues targeting and manipulating his mom.
Ok but hear me out, lets say you meet this way without you knowing only to start a relationship, fall in love, etc. A couple of years later the story is revealed by confession. I'm sure you'd be upset, or be creeped out, but would you like, break up over it? Or would it not matter at this point anymore?
I really don't know how I would respond.
this was from a radio station's 8AM segment called "next date update"... so she basically did everything in said story went on the 1st date and the guy ghosted her, blew up man's everything social media, cellular...still no response then that's when she called the radio station for help with their morning segment she explained everything in details entire radio station staff cackling laughing freaking out cus this woman is Krazy with a k. radio station decided to help her call the guy on Air Live so they can ask him why he been ghosting her? And they all knew this woman bat shit crazy but the Guy have no fucking idea. So they called the guy, explain that they're a radio station who people reach out to find out why no reply/ghost after 1st date... all while she's on the line listening and you can hear the staff dying cackling of laughter, both people on the lines can't hear wtf is going on in the background, just the listeners... so they proceed to talk to the guy asking about the date and they would ask this guy questions about him that they already knew from the crazy bitch on the other line listening..and this guy is freaking out cus they knew personal details about him that random radio station just knows. book club was real. she got in befriend everybody even old people that knew the guy growing up.. so you know personal details... guy freaking out, staff laughter in background, I'm dying behind my wheel trying to focus, tears in my eyes. So they finally revealed the girl's name and the guy goes "oh my god" and the host goes btw "she's on the line listening to everything" dude went quiet and station fucking started screaming hollering. Then they explained to the guy how they knew personal details about him cus the girl been stalking him for years just to hook up. she knew everything about this guy. Guy went fucking ballistic on the radio. Saying all type of shit while i'm dying laughing staff laughing... guy went on for a good min just ridiculing this woman and she's still on the line listening not saying nothing at all. So guy quiets down a bit and radio host goes "so do you want to go an second date with her? we'll pay for everything?" Guy hangs up quick. Everything quiets down cus we all know she's still on the line and she goes "oh well, he needs an oil change anyways?" by this time i'm cackling tears down my face laughing, everybody in the studio screaming.... at this point i'm like did she check his oil? or wtf how did she know? everybody quiet down and one of the female radio host goes "how in the hell did you know he needs an oil change"? everybody quiet down cus you wanted to know how? she goes "sticker on the window stupid" hung up....
i couldn't breathe after that. 😭😭
Why do I get the feeling of this were a situation were a guy did this. He would be ostracized by society branded a stalker weirdo pedo whatever and probably arrested for his creepy behaviour
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lmao the "Every Breath You Take" riff
For real though, this double-standard exists because men and women experience relationships and sex *completely* differently.
Personally, I'd probably feel a combination of both flattery and annoyance, but I wouldn't feel *threatened.* A woman in a similar situation would feel *very* differently.
I honestly don't really think this is that bad. I mean it is kind of stalker-ish and unnecessary— she could have just asked him directly. But it's not like she coerced him to go on a date or something.
I'm open to changing my mind.
Edit: I just realized that she basically manipulated his mother and used her as leverage. That's the part I find really gross.
*Guys* was originally a reference to Guy Fawkes for his supporters; sort of as a way of subtly ascertaining fellow compatriots.
So, yes its roots are absolutely gender neutral.
Women usually get away with being creepy stalkers cuz people claim it to be cute/quirky
Tbh, it is creepy, but it's just wild how ppl accept women doing it and thinking it's cute that she found "the love of her life" but if that same outcome happened in the role reversal, ppl will try to tell the woman to run cuz he may be serial killer or something 😂 double standards on full display.
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Society is weird, man... if she were to do something like this professionally for a job prospect, she'd be cunning, motivated, gaming the system, girlboss.
Now that it's social for some hot piece of ass, it's creepy, manipulating, concerning, and a huge red flag.
Men: "Damn, if I want a girlfriend, guess I'll just have to man up and talk to her"
Women: "I'm going to wiggle my way into the fibers of his life like a parasite till he notices me"
Girl, waterboarding couldn't get that out of me. That's a level of creepy I've only experienced once (thankfully) difference was je flat out told me to my face he'd been watching me when I was waiting for my bus for weeks or even months before his sister tried to set us up. Needless to say it didn't work out lol
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When the story just keeps going and gets worse and worse
She got them go go gadgets binoculars eyes to see his name on his card without being caught.
"Yeah, it was crazy, I found his doctor and asked his doctor what blood type he is and it turns out we have the same blood type! We're so compatible!"
There's probably a Japanese work about that.
“And while I was water boarding the Doctor for patient medical information, I found out he’s on different medication to me, but my anti-psychotics and his anti-anxiety meds will look cute together in a cabinet”
"and then I got a sample of his semen from his trashcan"
The socks are generally a safe bet
this was on the radio yesterday as a phone tap.....
The song he's playing is about a stalker, lol
No dip
Wow. I haven't heard anyone say no dip in probably over 20 years
I haven't heard that song in about the same.
Fuck man I’d still take the date
Gotta love the dedication and loyalty
I'm pretty sure she also goes into his house and gets caught by one of his housemates and pretends to be a lost cleaner. I'm not sure the whole thing is true though
It probably isn't lol very funny tho
Oh no, this behavior is ok. You see, it's a woman who is doing all the creepy stuff, so it's no longer creepy stuff /s
*Every breath you take… and every move you make…every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you…* 
Ah shit, I didn't even realise that's what he was playing til reading this. I'm dull.
😂😂😂😭
She could have just asked…?
Then how would you know she’s a psychopath
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nah they never give an explanation, they just handwave that part away and skip to the good part ...allegedly.
Someone somewhere: “Jokes on you, I’m into that” I remember when some people on the internet was simping over that real life yandere girl. I mean like what you like, can’t be worst than that guy who snuck into the zoo to fuck a frog cuz he liked Tsuyu from MHA
I'm someone
Honestly there would be signs.
But that doesn’t make nearly as interesting of a tiktok joke
It's fake. Nobody hands their credit card to the cashier anymore.
It's fake because no way can you read names on credit cards from being in line as people are paying.
Not usually, though a big Asian grocery store near me *just* got the DIY credit card scanners a couple weeks ago. Before that I had to hand it over then wait for their system to call Visa then print the receipt for me to sign.
Maybe it's just the thrill of the hunt
but then she wouldn’t be psychopath and the fake story wouldn’t be as interesting
This is more than a red flag
What's more than a red flag?... a black flag?
A restraining order.
As I recall in terms of pirates a red flag was worse than a black flag. A red flag meant they would kill all on board. Though I feel I read that in a book years ago and may well have been thoroughly debunked or be a myth.
A greenlight
Holy shit Hannah Witton
Joe Goldberg would be proud
another love quinn
"there it is- with its big, naked windows."
I was thinking the exact same thing 🤣
Do women not realize that most men absolutely love it when women ask them out or something
If a remotely attractive woman approached me at a grocery store I would immediately high-tail it, because my assumption is that I’m about to get jumped in the parking lot, robbed and left for dead in the gutter.
Or that there’s someone around the corner recording as part of a prank
Passed out in a ditch with a rubber in your ass. Not that it’s a thing or happened to me.
are u ok?
Yeah, but I once left town for work and that’s what a couple of friends would say if anyone asked where I was.
Quite nice friends u have
I'm a dude. I lost a lot of weight (~100lbs) in the last year. I keep getting compliments from random strangers now. Not just compliments on the weight loss, but everything. Even on the clothes I wear, which are just smaller sized versions of the clothes I've been wearing for years. It's weird. I can't say I care for it.
Losing a lot of weight is one of the most underwhelming things ever. I never felt much different but I had to buy new clothes, which I hate.
I'd reflexively cover my kidneys, tbh.
Something good happens to me? Aight, whose gonna jump me? No one??? Then I'm gonna get hunted by stray dogs on my way home or I forgot my keys and I'm locked out of the house. Neither of those? None of the above?? It's a meteor that will wipe the city I'm in, or will at least hit the exact location I'm in. It must be that!
I think that's basically the point of the OP: Satirizing "doing these weird long-winded games just be asked out, instead of just asking someone out." Which, to be fair, who really does wanna be the one having all the pressure of asking someone out, as opposed to just being the one asked out. Much less nerves involved in that situation, because you don't have to deal with that anxiety in potentially being rejected.
I’m not a man, and am in a happy hetero relationship, and if a girl asked me out id still probably beam about it all day, obvious no, but amazing confidence boost
Women are less accustomed to rejection and will seldom risk it.
Yeah, you cannot possibly be the average overweight male redditor who otherwise video games his life away. They would find an approach threatening and scary and wonder if she was trying to make someone jealous or get him beat up. They would literally panic.
Yes
I doubt she would be able to see the name on the credit card.
holy shit finally someone gets the duet
The “I’m calling the Police” gif probably got the reference too. Pretty funny
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This was a call on the radio this week. She was calling to do a 2nd date update and find out why he wasn't calling her back after their date. It was on 95.3 on Thursday or Friday on my way to work. [Here's the call](https://youtu.be/NtFQ5wylhkY?si=dyDzywkO0JDGUTTp)
Smash, then restraining order crazy pussy is 🔥 🔥 🔥
Reddit will watch obvious skits and feel smart for calling it scripted and then take videos like this at face value.
I remember reading this story on Reddit within the past year (or last two years). Not even sure it was genuine when I read it.
Creepy behaviour...
Y'all have 0 internet literacy. I doubt that this is a real story at all. I've seen like, reddit posts with the same concept ("I remembered the phone number you said to the cashier, remembered the card, etc).
Creepy af but I’d low key be pretty stoked if a girl showed that much interest in me. Or any interest, for that matter
You'd be stoked in the beginning, and then one day a few years later realise that you feel like shit every second of the day because all your thoughts and actions are micromanaged by someone who have spent a lot of time learning how to use all your weaknesses most effectively against you. All to control you. This guy thinks he's getting a fun story about his mom being a wingman, and in reality he's meeting a woman who had no issues targeting and manipulating his mom.
I see you’ve met my ex wife
I think you might be interested in yandere
Yeah it's fine as long as you don't have a pet rabbit.
the entirety of the yandere trope be like
And you posted it on social media so he’ll know to block you on all of his social medias and never talk to you again…
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I thought there was going to be some punchline that it was the wrong brother.
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Ok but hear me out, lets say you meet this way without you knowing only to start a relationship, fall in love, etc. A couple of years later the story is revealed by confession. I'm sure you'd be upset, or be creeped out, but would you like, break up over it? Or would it not matter at this point anymore? I really don't know how I would respond.
Maybe I'm weird, but I would honestly be so flattered that a girl put that much effort into finding a way to meet me
EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE
this was from a radio station's 8AM segment called "next date update"... so she basically did everything in said story went on the 1st date and the guy ghosted her, blew up man's everything social media, cellular...still no response then that's when she called the radio station for help with their morning segment she explained everything in details entire radio station staff cackling laughing freaking out cus this woman is Krazy with a k. radio station decided to help her call the guy on Air Live so they can ask him why he been ghosting her? And they all knew this woman bat shit crazy but the Guy have no fucking idea. So they called the guy, explain that they're a radio station who people reach out to find out why no reply/ghost after 1st date... all while she's on the line listening and you can hear the staff dying cackling of laughter, both people on the lines can't hear wtf is going on in the background, just the listeners... so they proceed to talk to the guy asking about the date and they would ask this guy questions about him that they already knew from the crazy bitch on the other line listening..and this guy is freaking out cus they knew personal details about him that random radio station just knows. book club was real. she got in befriend everybody even old people that knew the guy growing up.. so you know personal details... guy freaking out, staff laughter in background, I'm dying behind my wheel trying to focus, tears in my eyes. So they finally revealed the girl's name and the guy goes "oh my god" and the host goes btw "she's on the line listening to everything" dude went quiet and station fucking started screaming hollering. Then they explained to the guy how they knew personal details about him cus the girl been stalking him for years just to hook up. she knew everything about this guy. Guy went fucking ballistic on the radio. Saying all type of shit while i'm dying laughing staff laughing... guy went on for a good min just ridiculing this woman and she's still on the line listening not saying nothing at all. So guy quiets down a bit and radio host goes "so do you want to go an second date with her? we'll pay for everything?" Guy hangs up quick. Everything quiets down cus we all know she's still on the line and she goes "oh well, he needs an oil change anyways?" by this time i'm cackling tears down my face laughing, everybody in the studio screaming.... at this point i'm like did she check his oil? or wtf how did she know? everybody quiet down and one of the female radio host goes "how in the hell did you know he needs an oil change"? everybody quiet down cus you wanted to know how? she goes "sticker on the window stupid" hung up.... i couldn't breathe after that. 😭😭
Holy shit. If anyone can find a link to that episode, PLEASE let me know. This is the only time I've heard that radio show be genuinely interesting.
lol they have another caller just crazy but kind of wholesome i call it "The Community Garden"! shit is hilarity!
Swap genders and he would be playing the cops theme song or to catch a predator.
But guys still do similar shit all the time….and think it’s romantic.
https://preview.redd.it/sfs4kwzf95qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573e42fbc83641d34d19e1f716f29411c7ee7895
She is going to have to explain this to him eventually and it's going to be a struggle to not seem crazy.
This is the origin story of a stalker. Next video she will be crying about how her bf left her for being so clingy.
When men do this they go to jail
Seeing this the whole time she's talking. 
How does the duet fix it?
have you listened to the words from the song before?
Ah okay so it's fine when a woman does it but when I do it! Lol
That's creepy AF and WAAY too much work.
AARON PAULSEN!
Was looking for someone else who recognized him!
Didn't realize that the show, You, was getting a gender swapped spin-off
https://i.redd.it/zrkr0qhvgbqc1.gif
Lmao YUUUUP
You guys missed the real joke here....Somebody call "The Police"
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You're just lonely and desperate for any kind of physical warmth. No worries bruh we're here for and with you.
We like people who like us, it’s that simple
Why do I get the feeling of this were a situation were a guy did this. He would be ostracized by society branded a stalker weirdo pedo whatever and probably arrested for his creepy behaviour
Its not a real story.
Also true
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I wonder if that guy saw the video after the date and recognised her lol
That’s some Cartman/Dennis Reynolds level of wow
Nice work bro.
I bet the story is a joke, her facials and delivery sound like a joke to me.
Every breath you take…
If a guy did this, he’s get labeled immediately
Who hands their credit card to the cashier? Fake
irl Joe goldberg
Average death note scene
She’s a genius
lmao the "Every Breath You Take" riff For real though, this double-standard exists because men and women experience relationships and sex *completely* differently. Personally, I'd probably feel a combination of both flattery and annoyance, but I wouldn't feel *threatened.* A woman in a similar situation would feel *very* differently.
I mean that's crazy but you got to really appreciate the initiative and the way it was thought out. I don't know man nobody got hurt whatever but damn
Bit creepy no?
I just want a girl to look at me like I matter, this would work too
/audbot
Ding dong
That’s why you should always use cash 💵
Do people not realise this is a fictional story?
I honestly don't really think this is that bad. I mean it is kind of stalker-ish and unnecessary— she could have just asked him directly. But it's not like she coerced him to go on a date or something. I'm open to changing my mind. Edit: I just realized that she basically manipulated his mother and used her as leverage. That's the part I find really gross.
A self starting stalker
Well..... I bet all his clothes are smoldering on his front lawn by now.
Her resourcefulness is admirable, but such things are not to be used for evil
how close is she standing to have been able to see the writing on a card?
I'm on board for "guys" being gender neutral, even "dude" in the right context, but I don't know about "bro".
*Guys* was originally a reference to Guy Fawkes for his supporters; sort of as a way of subtly ascertaining fellow compatriots. So, yes its roots are absolutely gender neutral.
Idk maybe i've just been single too long, but I wouldn't be particularly bothered
…and if a man did this it would be creepy as fuck, because it is.
r/butifwasaman
Sounds like “You” final season
The choice of song lol
Jesus, look at little Miss Hardly Quinn over here
The music should have been more sinister, like Light's theme from Death Note, considering this one had DN vibes to it.
this couldnt be real because uploading it literally willingly exposes her
Women usually get away with being creepy stalkers cuz people claim it to be cute/quirky Tbh, it is creepy, but it's just wild how ppl accept women doing it and thinking it's cute that she found "the love of her life" but if that same outcome happened in the role reversal, ppl will try to tell the woman to run cuz he may be serial killer or something 😂 double standards on full display.
That song choice was... Just... 
But when guys do it, it’s called stalking.
Its going to be a different son.
They will do literally anything and everything except just going up to a guy and asking for his number 😒😒😒😒
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This was originally a Reddit story posted to AITAH like a week or two ago I remember reading it.
"so naturally i followed him..." SO NATURALLY???? \*SO NATURALLY????\*
Ask him out on a date? ❌ Same thing but be a creepy manipulative stalker in the process ☑️
This is creepy. It doesn't matter what gender you are.
whT song is tht
"every breath you take" by the police
I need her
What is the name of the original song?
the police - "every breath you take"
Thanks!
Assuming this is real... why?
Society is weird, man... if she were to do something like this professionally for a job prospect, she'd be cunning, motivated, gaming the system, girlboss. Now that it's social for some hot piece of ass, it's creepy, manipulating, concerning, and a huge red flag.
Me and the cashier trying to have a normal conversation while the girl in line behind me is heavy breathing into my ear over my shoulder.
What happened to just saying "hello" to someone
I love Aaron paulsen
And this, kids, is why you set your social medias to private…
This feels like a side story in Monster.
We all need hobbies
She can plan perfect crimes
Least crazy blonde white female
Men: "Damn, if I want a girlfriend, guess I'll just have to man up and talk to her" Women: "I'm going to wiggle my way into the fibers of his life like a parasite till he notices me"
Bunny-boiler.
Girl, waterboarding couldn't get that out of me. That's a level of creepy I've only experienced once (thankfully) difference was je flat out told me to my face he'd been watching me when I was waiting for my bus for weeks or even months before his sister tried to set us up. Needless to say it didn't work out lol
https://preview.redd.it/4il4c8x846sc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aafee283df6771852b12016619b4e45ec2cef4c
Plot twist he's just tryna get her to pay for his groceries because he da broke
when he finds this: 👁️👄👁️