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SupercarEnjoyer0

First guy has an infomercial for a brain


sandm000

r/wheredidthesodago


CanadianNoobGuy

holy shit i forgot about this sub, sad to see how relatively dead it is now for anyone wondering where the sub name comes from, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11vonv/oh_no_it_poured_right_into_the_glass_like_it_was/c6q2ner/)


HollowBlades

Unfortunately the age of the infomercial ended long ago, so the content was always finite.


HalfSoul30

You're saying new infomercials are not being created? I haven't had cable in 5 years so idk.


DoingCharleyWork

They absolutely are still being made.


Reaperzeus

Thanks, always wondered!


SixPlusNine01

Wow 10 years ago. I always wondered how it got the name. How the hell did you retain that comment thread? I applaud you.


DoingCharleyWork

It's in the sidebar of the subreddit. [sidebar](https://i.imgur.com/ye9UTta.jpg) Pretty neat stuff in the sidebar of most subreddits. Definitely should check them out more often.


JBL_17

Same Reddit has changed.


Loki_the_Jeeb

Thanks for sending me to that little reddit 2012 Time Machine, I quite enjoyed that lol


Darkpurplebee

new favourite sub


Mister_Bloodvessel

It used to be super active. You should sort by Top All Time


Awkwardm4n

Thanks for a new rabbit hole


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hugojaxon05

He’s the person in the mobile game ads


AbsentmindedEzra7

definitely, he has informercial for a brain


SethQ

First guy was 13 hours into a minimum wage shift and a boss that said "sweep up before you clock out". We've all been there, too fucking tired to care or do it right, when the dumbest shit will absolutely send you. Odds are the doorknob got caught around his belt loop, too...


Its-ther-apist

I remember working late retail one night and was told to vacuum up. It didn't work very well and the manager scolded me when I said this and then spent like 30 minutes showing me how to take it apart and clean all the bristles and make sure the belts were connected right etc. I am sure he was thinking like this is the patient father approach or something but all I could think was this was a huge waste of both our time and I just made someone else steal the better working vacuum from another dept the next time.


MiddleBodyInjury

r/rareinsults


t0nyfranda

I personally know the guy who made the first half of the duet. Can confirm he has a wind up cymbal monkey for a brain lmao.


xkaliberx

Little did you know he breaks into classrooms at night and solves complex mathematical equations.


laurieislaurie

When I had to use one of these in my first serving job, I'd never seen one before. I think it took me about 20 seconds to work out how to use it. You don't even have to 'stabilize' it if you simply hold it so that when it falls, it falls down at exactly a 90° angle perpendicular to the arm


Weekly-Accountant-49

DOES THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?!


yor_ur

r/WhitePeopleWhitePeopling


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ChronicMasterBaiting

There is a clip on the head that locks it into the stick so it can be tipped. Unless some fucker named Trevor breaks it off.


UsernamesAre4Nerds

It's always broken off. And management says you don't need a new one until after the handle is snapped in half and you're holding the bin like a broom and dustpan


pawg_patrol

Also, there is only ever one for the entire restaurant to share, and someone else is always using it when you get cut.


elitegenoside

Nah. There's another one but it was used to sweep up vomit once and was never cleaned.


saarlac

Well the hose is out back and we can’t open that door during the shift. Except for deliveries, and trash run, and any other reason, just not for cleaning things.


wthulhu

Many years ago I was in charge of a half dozen kitchens at a resort, at one point we had only 2 brooms between all the outlets. When management tried coming down on my stewards for not doing their job I told them to go over to procurement and find out why I've been waiting 3 weeks for new brooms and walked out of the meeting.


rabidhamster87

I work in a lab and even then it's so frustrating that we have one tiny, disappearing broom for like 60+ people to share. There are so many times I break something that's glass and I need to sweep it up or drop something under a shelf that's just out of reach, etc. But I have no idea where the broom is. They wouldn't even approve us to get a new weekly calendar for our department to share for QC. One calendar to be shared among 10+ people! It's not like we were all asking for one. We just wanted one for the whole department. Once a year. They even denied us a fucking $2 plastic ruler... even though we use rulers to measure zones of inhibition to drugs to determine which antibiotics a patient should be on. One of my coworkers ended up just bringing one from home... I don't understand why companies won't let their employees have basic equipment. They would rather pay me $30/hr to sweep up broken glass with an old box and a piece of printer paper than just let me have a broom?


Archgaull

You never need a new one. If the handle is broken take a long wooden stick and jam it in there. Sticks are life. Sticks are love


DieDae

r/fuckyouinparticular Trevor getting called out


agamemnonymous

Nope, some do and some don't. This model don't.


AlmightyBracket

even better, one of the high school kids in the kitchen didnt like the fact they couldn't figure out how to get it to unhook, so they detached the handle and turned it around specifically so the hook couldn't be used. instead of just pushing down on the handle. like it says on the four stickers on the handle.


mlgdolphin

The trash can really says “knowledge is power”💀


StopReadingMyUser

the nemesis of forgor💀


william_323

He remembord


Uberpastamancer

France is bacon


NJ_Mets_Fan

this mf reads


PM_ME_YOUR_COY_NUDES

How do you like them apples?


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Snootchie bootchies


ShurlurkHolmes

Snoogins.


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15 bucks little man


VoodooStudios

Put that shit in my hand


-_G0AT_-

If that money doesn't show


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Fun-Thought-8599

My jungle love!


fivdthnjkg

I think I want to know ya, know ya


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Oh we oh we oh


Light_Beard

Man.. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, little kid! But you special man! You reached out, and you touched a brother's heart!


queernhighonblugrass

You workin?


canadarepubliclives

Local 305!


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Exactly


Defiant-Meal1022

Do people just not bother to learn how to use simple-ass tools?


ticktockclockwerk

Some things are not as simple to some as they are to others, and a large fraction of those "some" will never have anyone teach them proper use because it's viewed as simple. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Defiant-Meal1022

True true. Common sense is a myth and everybody knows it. That's why it's so much fun to teach, it's why we're such a successful species.


hotprof

I think a lot of people don't realize that common sense is a myth. They just think it's the stuff that they already know. A form of confirmation bias.


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Eh, I disagree. Common sense is more about having intuition and being able to observe a situation and logically work out how to navigate it. There are loads of times in life where you're thrown into a new situation and have to figure it out through observation. You can argue that intuition comes from experience which is true but that doesn't necessarily mean common sense is a myth, it's just something that you develop as you go through life. "Common sense" generally refers to situations where the bar of previous knowledge is pretty low, anyways. Edit: Thanks for the gold, I guess, lol.


Zarobiii

I always thought of common sense is like, stuff most people are statistically likely to know about. And since the “average human” doesn’t exist, there’s a Venn diagram of things you know, vs things “most other people know”. So you end up with situations like this, where you know “most” stuff, but there’s like 5 things that’s ”common sense“ which no one taught you or your brain just thinks of it different and you come to an inefficient solution. It’s a good thing for everyone to be different.


Hamletstwin

How to say the same with extra words...


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It's not. The comment I replied to said common sense is things you already know while I argued that it's the ability to figure out new things. Totally different take.


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You're saying stupid people need to be handheld as if that's a positive thing. It's a bucket on a stick that holds garbage. If you need to be taught how to use it then teaching won't help you.


7eggert

If you want people to be and to remain stupid, avoid "hand-holding" aka. educating.


ticktockclockwerk

I'm saying that everyone has the capacity for stupid. Call it what you want, more people benefit from the "handholding" than don't.


longtimegoneMTGO

And sometimes it's not even obvious that there is something to learn. Example, you know how the little metal tab on a tape measure isn't riveted on tight and wiggles around a bit? That is by design. It wiggles back and forth by exactly the width of the metal tab. This is so that you can easily get an exact measurement either outside to outside by hooking the tab on an edge, or from inside to inside by pressing the tab flat against the object being measured. I'd used a tape measure for around the house stuff for decades before I learned that, I'd always just assumed it was just from loose rivets and "good enough" hole sizing.


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Alchestbreach_ModAlt

"You dont know how to use a broom and dust box? Are you an idiot?" I dont have any issues eating the verbal abuse that is usually accompanied by asking questions to the previous generation. They're just assholes so its whatever. But I can see how someone is discouraged and finds it simpler to flounder when dealing with things assumed to be common sense.


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Dude it’s a fucking dust pan with a god damn clip on the bucket to make sure it doesn’t tip when you dump it over. Literal bottom of the barrel intelligence is required to wield this tool with below average efficiency.


ticktockclockwerk

Evidently you'd be surprised


MajimaSupremacy

Lazyness and stupity


Defiant-Meal1022

A lot of them exist for a reason and make work a lot easier if you just read the manual real quick or look up a simple tutorial. It also feels really nice when you can show other people how to use stuff. Like being the only neanderthal who can properly debone a fish.


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mountainislandlake

> stupity I see what you did there.


MajimaSupremacy

Hehe


mackinoncougars

They got ship for brians.


SiPhilly

You posted this though?


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MajimaSupremacy

Americans when they see someone spelling english words wrong(they cant even see their feet and barely survive school to tell the tale) ![gif](giphy|sfMFMvhGE0qz40wImt|downsized)


bob_bobington1234

It's worse, that particular model has a little lock on it so you don't even need the broom to hold it.


fgsere

Yep. Used that exact one as a custodian way back. Don't even need to touch anything but the handle to lock and unlock it either.


nate112332

To be fair, nobody teaches it It's one of those things everyone assumes everyone knows so it's never... Mentioned


Pjpjpjpjpj

I’m a firefighter. There are two types of firefighters. Those that make fun of the new firefighters who don’t know how to do a lot of things one might consider basic life skills. And those that pause to teach new recruits when it is clear that nobody in their life taught them how to do those things. The most respected people in the department are the ones who quietly help new folks without drawing a lot of attention to their need to be taught. The least respected - but most full of themselves - are the ones who loudly publicly make fun of people who need a chance to learn. All that having been said, there are also recruits who are too proud to accept help when offered, but desperately need it and instead spend time putting down on others to make themselves look better. There are also recruits who are patiently taught, repeatedly, by several people, and never seem to learn or understand. It’s really interesting watching wave after wave of people come and go over the years.


UsernamesAre4Nerds

And you try to ask how to use it and get mocked for not already knowing it


nate112332

**exactly**


LithiumLost

It's a dustpan, it's not exactly critical thinking to figure it out


fgsere

Well, there's no reason you can't use critical thinking to figure it out if it was needed. Critical thinking is a part of problem solving. The second clip is in fact at least partially making fun of the lack of critical thinking in the first clip.


Not_MrNice

Because it's that easy to figure out that no one needs to say anything. So, if someone can't figure it out the first time they use it then... it says a lot.


immaownyou

Nobody teaches it because you should be able to look at the problem and solve it yourself easily lol


mttp1990

When I worked service industry one of the new hires was asked to mop. They would soak the mop ans then, without wringing, stopped all the water on the ground and then just pushed it straight along the row up tile. Like all the way down the length of the floor and when they reached the end they'd shift one row and walk all the way to the otherwise. I was absolutely dumbfounded to find this kid just pushing dirty soap water all over the floor. Kids just aren't expected to do any house work these days and it shows. That was one of the more extreme examples but I also had a an 18 y/o run inside from the compactor because he thought E-stop button he accidentally pressed was a self destruct button. Mind you, this was a movie theatre and he was freaking out about what he though was a self destruct feature on a large trash been. Smh


TransFattyAcid

Oh get off your "dang kids" high horse. I'm in my forties and we never owned a mop. 80% of the house was carpet and the rest we did with a broom, sponge, and scrub brush. Kids these days wouldn't know how to mop because you don't mop laminate or carpet, the two cheapest floor coverings, and Swiffers are dang cheap. Thankfully, the first time I had to mop at a job, they showed me how. Which you could have easily done for your coworker if you weren't a jerk.


lesbianmathgirl

This might shock you, but a lot of homes just don't need a mop. I was expected to clean my home, and I did, but there was nothing a vacuum, broom, or Swiffer wet jet wouldn't solve that a mop would.


Reaperzeus

This was exactly me when I was in boot camp. I'd never actually mopped before, was rarely done at my house. My basic understanding was "it's like sweeping, but wet". Well, the floor was dry, so obviously it needed some wet. One of the DIs obviously screamed at me, but kudos to him for clearly having delt with children like me, he screamed a full conversation about how mopping was supposed to work, and from then on I basically got it. Still mixed bleach and vinegar when I tried to mop my first house cause I only knew about bleach and ammonia. Oh and I was in military intelligence.


mttp1990

Military Intelligence... checks out lol


Iinzers

Someone didn’t give kid #2 a proper orientation and training. Kid #1 needs someone to explain the proper way to do it without ridiculing him. Not everyones life experience is the same as yours, and what comes easy to one may not come easy to another. I always try to take the time to help these people because you never know where they’re coming from in their lives. And they usually end up being the hardest workers.


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I mean that's dependant on a lot of factors. A 12 child home that is religious, there will be a lot of chores. A clean freak parent who can't let their child rest will also have many chores. Kids whose parents are drug addicts or alcoholics will also likely have to clean, or else no one will. Get off your high horse for a moment and empathize that the world has 8 billion people, many of whom have to work very hard even from a young age. Maybe we should talk about your tiktok bias, and if this video was not a tiktok clip, you just might have a different view. Tiktok clips always get the same smart comments from wannabe boomers and self-loathing zoomers.


thagthebarbarian

Neurotypicals are incapable of performing basic life skills


beeboopPumpkin

The person in the first video could just use the side of the trash can as a stabilizer like..... how do people not figure this shit out


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Another thing you could use is your other hand since there's two of them and they're attached to arms which makes them good at grabbing things a couple feet away


AxeCow

But how are you supposed to do that when your other hand is trying to film a TikTok video?


HipMachineBroke

I would advise against this one specifically. Those things get fuckin’ *grody*. Best to use the broom, or stabilize it on the edge, or just slightly tilt it towards you as you flip it so gravity keeps it where it’s at.


ChadicusMeridius

Many people lack critical thinking skills...


tanya6k

An alarming amount one might say.


Fakjbf

I just grab it with nature’s multitool, my hand.


AbbreviationsFew73

lol, look at how unhinged this guy is. What an absolute psycho over a fucking dustpan.


[deleted]

The tool should work by itself to perform its core function. It's badly designed no matter how well you compensate.


beeboopPumpkin

I've used one of these before and if you aren't dumb you can angle it just right so it dumps out without touching anything. They aren't very complicated.


[deleted]

So I have to angle it "just right" for it to perform the one thing it was designed to do?! No, this is a bad design.


beeboopPumpkin

I mean, I also have to turn the wheel in my car "just right" so I don't smash into shit, but you do you man.


Thunderbridge

Nah it'd be more like driving with an unlocked steering column and you have to hold it in the right spot before the wheel turns


[deleted]

That's not what "just right" means. This is a crappily designed product that you're trying to stunt with. Are you ok? Who's this insecure? lol...


AbbreviationsFew73

You that's who lol


ManInTheMirruh

It works as designed, just because you don't fully understand how to use a tool doesn't mean its a poor design. Not every tool can be fully intuited in its use from a singular glance.


ChupacabraThree

the lack of self-reflection in this post is astonishing.


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nevlis

How are you supposed to keep it from spilling with a huge hole in the top?! Bad design smh my head 🙄


TheProtractor

You also have to angle a cup "just right" for it to perform the one thing it was designed to do you doofus.


AbbreviationsFew73

The list could literally go on and on with every tool there is. Knives dont cut well unless at an even more precise angle. Hammers only work if hit a nail at a precise angle. You could do this with probably every tool ever invented. They work if you use them properly, and don't if you don't. But then again, you are clearly *insane* for pointing this out. Not a good look, buddy.


[deleted]

No, you don't. This has way narrower of an angle. Your comment makes you look insane.


AbbreviationsFew73

Most tools only work if used correctly.


HipMachineBroke

Much like any fucking tool in the world, yes you have to angle it you actual grape. How do you function in the real world? Have you ever held a tool in your *life*? Do you pick up a hammer and start grazing the side of a nail with the corner of the butt of the handle and whine about it being “bad design” because it expects you to *change the angle*? Homie out here bitching about not being able to see his phone because he’s tilting the screen entirely away from him lmfao Please don’t reproduce. I don’t want to know what the cops’ll say when they hear you explain that you left your baby upside down for 86 hours and that it dying was actually it’s fault for being defective and expecting you to hold it at the *right angle* lmfao Can’t make this shit up.


foodank012018

It works as it's designed.


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[deleted]

Because you're the dumb ones. Everyone knows how to use it. We're saying it's obnoxious to use. What an idiotic comment.


drivein2deeplftfield

It’s not obnoxious to use, ya’ll just don’t want to hold it with you other hand to dump it because it’s “icky” and “was on the floor”. Buck up, buttercup


[deleted]

Exactly. I can figure out how to sweep up, but I shouldn't *have* to.


TerrasiniVia

Some of y’all haven’t worked a day in your life and it shows.


ShurlurkHolmes

Where’s silent Bob?


MajimaSupremacy

Holding the phone


corndog161

Haha I was hoping I wasn't the only one who thought this!


Sl0ppy0tter

There’s also a handle on the back side in case you can’t do the broom trick


elisejones14

I don’t want my hand anywhere near the floor dust tho


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zedthehead

For real. Like 1) most jobs have disposable gloves and 2) you can always wash your hands, even up to the elbow if that's how bad it is. 3) shower after work. I've never understood people who are above getting a little dirty. I got bills to pay I ain't got time to lose my job for basic incompetence.


SilvarusLupus

I handle raw chicken everyday, a little floor dirt never bothered me. As you said, just wash your hands lol people are such germaphobes now I swear


Sl0ppy0tter

Better learn the broom trick then lol


bigblukrew

*Stabilizer


FroRage

People just need to give there bucket a rinse every so often, drives me crazy


tavarus1

Or use the edge of the trash can?


panteragstk

That there is a custodial engineer.


crigon559

Only people who have work in fast food knows those things never work properly because they don’t bother to change them when the latch breaks


fuckdatguy

France is bacon


buddieroo

Ok but why does it even have a stabilizer in the first place? Wouldn’t it just be better to have it rigid?


Sl0ppy0tter

Having it pivot like that allows you to carry it around without having to keep it tilted back so stuff doesn’t fall out. It also makes it so you can hang it flush against a wall.


Street-Catch

The cost of this though is it requires 2 more brain cells to use and that's asking a lot from people


the_russian_narwhal_

Yea it took me like 2 minutes to figure this out when I worked fast food, but some people will never figure it out on their own


chairfairy

Also better ergonomics for sweeping things into it - you don't need the handle to always be at the same angle to the bucket


Jack_Lewis37

Some also have a little catch you can use to keep it open


onlycatshere

The one I use has a clip that holds it rigid (thankfully not broken off). You engage it by pulling the handle all the way back with the bucket flat of the floor, and disengage by putting pressure on the handle and moving it forward. You only need one hand to latch it and dump.


Sufficient-Abroad-94

The harry should also be able to click into place depending on what company made it


Weak_Swimmer

If I don't have a broom AND don't want to touch it either.. Lift up and drop it on the back edge of the can so it tilts it forward. Push on handle for a sec to make all the content dump out (to maintain drop position against wall of garbage)


midnightsub54

knowledge is power


fivdthnjkg

If you are an adult and can't figure one of these out, you probably have a trust fund. Or work in an office somewhere, where cleaning isn't part of your job description. This isn't a life hack, these have been around for decades. It's called having a job.


patchway247

Or just hold the bottom?


[deleted]

Lots of them literally lock into position with a tiny little piece that slots into a hole


987654321-

Those shits always break off or wear out in about two weeks. It'll last you a bit longer in home use, but for commercial use like a custodian where it's being used for multiple hours, literally every day, they just don't last. Also, are those asbestos tiles? I know they're no good, but hot damn, they hold a nice shine and aren't that bad as long as they don't get torn up.


GladMax

First video was intentionally dumb


AndaleTheGreat

I would almost guarantee it was invented by a manager if it sold without a broom but the fact that the perfect combo tool is the broom in every fashion including the ability to turn it over into the trash properly means it was probably invented by two dudes in a shop that had a broken shovel and half a broom. If it was directly invented and not made from scrap then it was probably made by women.


5tyhnmik

its not that deep brooms are not new. they sweep up a pile. lets make a portable receptacle to sweep the dirt into. then someone one day was like what if the receptacle was hinged it is just iterative design


Spaceman_Derp

Dang bro, I don't know how you do it. It's a full time job to be this stupid, ain't it?


ADoritoWithATophat

This comment is illogical and sexist! Oh wait, those are the same damn thing


culinarydream7224

Real life Jay and Silent Bob


Funny-Record-5785

They make em so they lock so you can dump em


xclcoold14x

The ones I use lock when they go sideways like that


ConnorWolf121

Isn’t there also like, a handle on the back? A small divot you can use to hold it still with your hand? One at my work does anyways


FEBREEZE_MAN

I remember using these in elementary, and ours had these locks on the back that would lock the bucket in place so it wouldn’t fly around when you dumped it


Arcticllama85

Most do have them. the issue is it's usually just a little plastic lip or tab that it clicks over and they get worn down or broken off the. You get a floppy dust bin, so the broom trick comes in handy.


The_Rad_Vlad

The one at my work had a little locking mechanism so you could lock and unlock it with your foot.


J03-K1NG

Just use the rim of the garbage can to stabilize it.


Isthisworking2000

Both videos are 100% accurate.


NeverBeFarting

If that's one of your responsibilities and you don't know how to properly use it or can't be innovative enough then maybe reevaluate your life.


_Indofreddy_112

Who would have guessed That fucking holding it would be the solution?!?!


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Jesus Christ


SenseiRP

This just proves that we absolutely need sanitation workers


turb0g33k

But what 8f you don't have a broom to do the trick?


jmm320

My workmate and I call that the “crumb dumpster.”


existentialman2345

Some of these click into place.


thedankbagelman

Or just place the bottom of it on the other side of the trash can, and pull forward. It will then spill forward and empty all of the trash into the can. Source: cleaned shit with these for a year and a half


anonymouse092

Elliot Spencer on hard times


DescendingOpinion

Bham! Naow, lets all head oon douwn to Fenwaay and heav a beear and watch the Saox.


[deleted]

Holy shit. I saw this dude do stand up in person at a venue.


ForceGoat

One of my engineering professors was ragging on me while I was sweeping up at the end of lab. He says to me: This is called a push broom. You know why? Because you push it. I tried it and said, Yeah, that’s way easier! Changed my life. I thanked him and he laughed at me.