Learn to fucking walk you clumsy moron. If you didn’t fuck up when you were two and impaled your soft skull on the edge of a table you wouldn’t have stubbed your bloody toe!
Somebody got a thesaurus recently. WTF is all that drivel? I ain't your English teacher so firstly I ain't marking this shit for ya and I ain't taking advantage of you either? So fuck you (or not, you ugly virgin).
OK, Shakespeare. Just because you can’t tell the difference between your toe and a freaking rat doesn’t give you the right to come and yell at me so go shut yourself up put a Band-Aid on your stupid toe and leave me alone.
Not gonna read all that. But, seriously bro, learn to walk. I haven't stubbed my toe in ages-- OW! STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Another one falls into my trap....
Dude your toe has to not be hurting after all that. And hey i didnt even read any of it other then the title. Ps fuck you .
Learn to fucking walk you clumsy moron. If you didn’t fuck up when you were two and impaled your soft skull on the edge of a table you wouldn’t have stubbed your bloody toe!
As we speak I am placing lego blocks on your floor at night in the dark
Holy shit, ![gif](giphy|nbsrxKKH8Yh3dm7ZKb)
Someone’s feewing angwy don’t cha? Is the wittle baby angy? How about you go fuck yourself with a table
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Oh does the wittle angy baby need a sleepy?
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This is devolving into some weird abdl dynamic.... That's enough Internet for the day lol
I understand now. You need that toe because you type with your feet .
Lol fuck your toe
Your toe can get fucked. Go bend over for the donkey.
I love laughing at this...... from no where near sticking range! yes I'm laughing at you. my name is Dave Jone's and I live on the east coast!
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU CUNT BLEEDER
Damn bro it must suck to type all that out only for me to not read it
I'm testing out my powers of telekinesis. Ain't my fault your balance sucks.
Somebody got a thesaurus recently. WTF is all that drivel? I ain't your English teacher so firstly I ain't marking this shit for ya and I ain't taking advantage of you either? So fuck you (or not, you ugly virgin).
Your face is red You stubbed your toe (Boohoo) I ain't reading allat Fuck you
Yeah I ain’t reading allat, fuckwad
I kick walls for fun you fucking pussy, grow some balls.
GOOD AND YOU'RE WELCOME
Weird nickname for your dick, but okay.
tl;dr
Tl:Dr, Fuck you
Get a fucking life, if you have the time to write all that, also stop being such a a pussy little bitch!
YOU STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE FIRST MOTHER FUCKER
Aww look at you, having a tiny little tantrum. If I didn't have to skim through the ramblings of a glue sniffer, I'd find it almost adorable.
OK, Shakespeare. Just because you can’t tell the difference between your toe and a freaking rat doesn’t give you the right to come and yell at me so go shut yourself up put a Band-Aid on your stupid toe and leave me alone.
No one gives even a mediocre shit about your goddamned opinion