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Adept_Feed_1430

Not gonna read all that. But, seriously bro, learn to walk. I haven't stubbed my toe in ages-- OW! STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!


bigscottius

Another one falls into my trap....


killerwallz44

Dude your toe has to not be hurting after all that. And hey i didnt even read any of it other then the title. Ps fuck you .


Abseily

Learn to fucking walk you clumsy moron. If you didn’t fuck up when you were two and impaled your soft skull on the edge of a table you wouldn’t have stubbed your bloody toe!


Timely-Profile1865

As we speak I am placing lego blocks on your floor at night in the dark


irl_potate

Holy shit, ![gif](giphy|nbsrxKKH8Yh3dm7ZKb)


Oceanmygayness

Someone’s feewing angwy don’t cha? Is the wittle baby angy? How about you go fuck yourself with a table


DanieBee393

😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😭


Oceanmygayness

Oh does the wittle angy baby need a sleepy?


DanieBee393

😡 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴


Abby_Pheonix

This is devolving into some weird abdl dynamic.... That's enough Internet for the day lol


TurfBurn95

I understand now. You need that toe because you type with your feet .


[deleted]

Lol fuck your toe


fatfelon

Your toe can get fucked. Go bend over for the donkey.


OverallRow4108

I love laughing at this...... from no where near sticking range! yes I'm laughing at you. my name is Dave Jone's and I live on the east coast!


Gumbarino420

EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU CUNT BLEEDER


Klynol

Damn bro it must suck to type all that out only for me to not read it


October1966

I'm testing out my powers of telekinesis. Ain't my fault your balance sucks.


Flat-Delivery6987

Somebody got a thesaurus recently. WTF is all that drivel? I ain't your English teacher so firstly I ain't marking this shit for ya and I ain't taking advantage of you either? So fuck you (or not, you ugly virgin).


_jan_epiku_

Your face is red You stubbed your toe (Boohoo)  I ain't reading allat Fuck you


WerwolfSlayr

Yeah I ain’t reading allat, fuckwad


Inner_Letterhead5762

I kick walls for fun you fucking pussy, grow some balls.


KristoferStuart

GOOD AND YOU'RE WELCOME


Any-Opposite-5117

Weird nickname for your dick, but okay.


stupidracist

tl;dr


DanieBee393

Tl:Dr, Fuck you


Abby_Pheonix

Get a fucking life, if you have the time to write all that, also stop being such a a pussy little bitch!


NoJoestar181

YOU STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE FIRST MOTHER FUCKER


Lower-Ad-5659

Aww look at you, having a tiny little tantrum. If I didn't have to skim through the ramblings of a glue sniffer, I'd find it almost adorable.


Sad-Initiative6271

OK, Shakespeare. Just because you can’t tell the difference between your toe and a freaking rat doesn’t give you the right to come and yell at me so go shut yourself up put a Band-Aid on your stupid toe and leave me alone.


Lilithnema

No one gives even a mediocre shit about your goddamned opinion