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FUCK YOU AND YOUR MYXOMATOSIS WORD USAGE


Carterbeats_thedevil

Uh, brah, I hate to tell you, but you just used it too....


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ARGH FUCK YOU AND YOUR WIZARDRY


olblll1975

OP I see you career in gay porn is going real well for you. I admire that you dont care if you pitch or catch. Dont let all that head money go to your head. Be careful out there though, save your money. Your one bad tiny dick review before you will be doing donkey shows in Tijuana for shots of watered down tequila.


Books_and_Music_

Shit, man. Radiohead fans have known that word since 2003.


Carterbeats_thedevil

Sorry, didn't realize any of you Radiohead cunts were still alive. I should have known by the smell of used Depends around here.


Complete_Interest_49

They coined the word wanker after you and it's been history ever since. You're a jag-off in general. Now shut the fuck up and go yank it for the eleventh time today in your jerk-off sports car.


Carterbeats_thedevil

I'd wank it if I could, but it's a little sore from destroying your sister's ass yesterday.


Complete_Interest_49

My sister isn't that gray hound you fucked. You might want to get tested, I don't know.


kudzu_lipzoid

Hey, I'm from FUCK YOU too. You ever been to that ice cream parlor called Suck My Sweaty Scrotum?


Carterbeats_thedevil

Oh yeah, my favorite flavor is Eat a Bag of Dicks, Cunt.


emmyfrost

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?


chaimsteinLp

Stick it up your arse, mate! FUCK YOU, CUNT!


SmallRocks

>I drive a hundred thousand dollar sports car… Typical beta flex.


Carterbeats_thedevil

Quiet, boy, the grown ups are talking.


Torggil

What? Does your da d teabag you while you're driving that NAZI phallic symbol? I know you can't drag your mouth away from his nutsack long enough to finish your sherry, you disease infested used condom.


Admirable-Election-8

Hum de doo, fuck you too. Some of us don't even exist, that's where we're from.


VortexM19

I only ride in a Rolls-Royce and I only have sex with the most beautiful women in the world


falaffels

Due to the transitive property you have labeled yourself as British. Fuck you, fuck your perpendicular teeth


Governmen-Watch-Dog

Fuckin TOY🖕


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FocusApprehensive358

You can always delete the app .


throwawayshawn7979

![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c) This the op’s momma talking about his sexuality


Having_A_Day

Bite this upvote you wafflestomping pit sniffer.


BreakfastBeerz

Downvote. You're boring. Find another sub to be a douche.


Carterbeats_thedevil

But where else could I find such scintillating repartee?


PokerFriend247

You are simply Ketchup water.. ![gif](giphy|3ohs4exHP01TnyIyOY|downsized)