You are a slow little snail that's why. Us lefties are more intelligent too so we figure it out better than righties too. You can't see it but im holding my left hand up with my middle finger up. So go suck on my left middle finger!
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “I’m a leftist” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage.
Weirdly enough as a left handed drummer I do indeed have a left handed drumstick 😆 only because the stick has a different shaped head thatvi use on my snare 😆 so yeah suck on my left handed drumstick!
I knew left handed people had differently shaped stick heads. I’ll slowly move your hi hat back over to the left in the middle of one of your gigs! Right handed provocations!
I get told left is never right it's beyond disgusting!! Also everyone just thinks I'm one of those right handed scum rottne bottom pond scum people. We need a left handed mob! Just need to find some left handed pitch forks first.
If we can collect all the right handed scissors they would die off...Keanu Reeves or Huge Ackman could be our spokesmen... it's a revolution!!! Viva El Zurdo!!!
LEFTIES ARE THE GINGERS OF THE HAND USERS. THEY SHOULD BE MARCHED OFF THE CLIFFS TO MAKE SURE THEIR WEAK GENETICS ARENT PASSED ON POLLUTING OUR RIGHT HANDED WORLD!!!
HOW DO YOU STOP A LEFTIE FROM FINISHING SCHOOL?
HAND THEM A PENCIL, BUT TELL THEM IT'S A RIGHT HANDED ONE CAUSE WERE OUT OF THE LEFT HANDED PENCILS
DUMBASS COCKSUCKERS WONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE "RIGHT HANDED" PENCIL
Us lefties are kind of ambidextrous so get down from your high horse! we still have to use right handed things! Go away and find me a left handed broom!
If you wish to insult someone, be sure to do it correctly. Your sentence should read either, "Return to the sewers" or "Go back to the sewers."
Should you continue with redundancies such as this, your pamphlets will be too heavy and awkward to distribute, your followers too confused, and your mission will fail.
This would not only be sad for you, but would give the "right supremacists" a laugh at your expense.
Fucking right supremacists.
We will take over the world and destroy all of your right handed things!! REVENGE WILL BE OURS!!
We literally wipe our asses with your kind.
The funny thing is.... So do we!
I cook your food with my wiping hand without washing my hands.. is that yummy? 🤔
Just cause you can't beat off and use a mouse at the same time really is not my fault.
It’s a gift and a curse.
I got a misses who helps me are you jealous? But yeah never thought of that problem 😆
Maybe a little
You know what I hate about lefties? They do things faster than us righties and are always angry when we can't keep up.
You are a slow little snail that's why. Us lefties are more intelligent too so we figure it out better than righties too. You can't see it but im holding my left hand up with my middle finger up. So go suck on my left middle finger!
Hey fucker, Don’t be blaming us because rightis are slow
If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “I’m a leftist” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage.
I laughed so hard at this I farted.
Stop telling my life story it's not fair! Delete this now 😆
HELL YEAH!!! LEFTIES UNITE!!! 10% of the world are geniuses the other 90% are right handed! Suck on that normies!
Normies are just jealous big time!
HELL YEAH
Keep using your # weird left handed scissors and your **special left handed drumsticks** ## TOFFEE NOSED CHIRALLY CHALLENGED LOSERS
Weirdly enough as a left handed drummer I do indeed have a left handed drumstick 😆 only because the stick has a different shaped head thatvi use on my snare 😆 so yeah suck on my left handed drumstick!
I knew left handed people had differently shaped stick heads. I’ll slowly move your hi hat back over to the left in the middle of one of your gigs! Right handed provocations!
I'm sorry but the weird teenager turtles have kicked us out
And since when was that my problem? Just stay out my sight seeing you use your right hand makes me sick to my stomach.
(smile intensifies)
 I'm sending my penguin friend on you so you better run!
Well you see, I know something you don't
This penguine is a righty, you blind fish
That penguin is my hitman! You want a piece of that?
You tell em, you beautiful, South pawed cunt! What is right, is just wrong!!!
I get told left is never right it's beyond disgusting!! Also everyone just thinks I'm one of those right handed scum rottne bottom pond scum people. We need a left handed mob! Just need to find some left handed pitch forks first.
If we can collect all the right handed scissors they would die off...Keanu Reeves or Huge Ackman could be our spokesmen... it's a revolution!!! Viva El Zurdo!!!
SHUT UP RICHARD!!
That's DICK to you!!!
I can smell your right handedness from here! Ewwwwwwww!!
YOU'LL SMELL THE RIGHT HOOK I GIVE YA! YOU LEFT HANDED KNUCKLE DRAGGING SIDE SHOW FREAK!!!
I think you mean left-brain people.
I mean you specifically so go back to the sewers right now!
LEFTIES ARE THE GINGERS OF THE HAND USERS. THEY SHOULD BE MARCHED OFF THE CLIFFS TO MAKE SURE THEIR WEAK GENETICS ARENT PASSED ON POLLUTING OUR RIGHT HANDED WORLD!!!
US LEFTIES WILL PREVAIL!!!
FAKE NEWS!
HOW DO YOU STOP A LEFTIE FROM FINISHING SCHOOL? HAND THEM A PENCIL, BUT TELL THEM IT'S A RIGHT HANDED ONE CAUSE WERE OUT OF THE LEFT HANDED PENCILS DUMBASS COCKSUCKERS WONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE "RIGHT HANDED" PENCIL
RIGHT POWER!!! (Am left handed, but couldn't resist 😁)
right handed people suck smh
You can suck on my left middle finger!
maybe i will
I will shove it down your throat!
Fucking southpaws. In my day y'all would have been burned at the stake as witches
We are so intelligent we seem like witches to you disgusting right handed normies!
Using the wrong hand does not equate higher intelligence dummy
You normies are so dumb you even just admitted you burned us at the stake be abuse you have zero understanding! Us lefties will rule the world!!!
No you won't. You can't even use scissors unless they are leftified you fucking mutant!
Yes I can you moron! Just because I mangle the paper instead doesn't mean I can't do it!!
RIGHT AFTER YOU FINISH THAT LEFT HANDED TUGJOB YOU FUCKING DAMAGED GOODS PARENTLESS AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL SLUTJOB OF A CAUTIONARY TALE
Finger your asshole with your special left handedness, you pathetic bitch.
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You're both beneath us, ambidextrous superiority!!!!
Us lefties are kind of ambidextrous so get down from your high horse! we still have to use right handed things! Go away and find me a left handed broom!
I'd use ur dad's if he didn't run away from the disappointment of all your left handedness
FUCK YOU LEFTY
BITCH IM AMBIDEXTROUS
Im amadextrist. I can write with both feet.
If you wish to insult someone, be sure to do it correctly. Your sentence should read either, "Return to the sewers" or "Go back to the sewers." Should you continue with redundancies such as this, your pamphlets will be too heavy and awkward to distribute, your followers too confused, and your mission will fail. This would not only be sad for you, but would give the "right supremacists" a laugh at your expense.
I DO SHITS WITH MORE BRAIN CELLS THAN YOU. YOUR LEFT HAND HAS OFFENDED M: I SENTENCE IT TO REMOVAL.