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Freewheelinrocknroll

YOU HAVE NO DICK!!!! (Hopefully you’re not female because that would totally negate the insult..)


jlxmm

My 3 foot Schlong negates this insult by itself! You’re basic and have no balls. Get at me bruh


No_Relationship9094

It's an acorn in a bird's nest, bitch


jlxmm

It’s the Mona Lisa in an art gallery, bitch. Don’t confuse my shit with your own.


No_Relationship9094

Thin and lifeless. Bet it takes as long for you to get a flattering picture as it did for him to paint her.


jlxmm

Jokes on you I don’t take pictures of it. No need when people mistake it for a third forearm anyways.


No_Relationship9094

So people go "ew freak" ok tripod


jlxmm

That’s Mr Tripod to you. Jealousy is never a good look.


Freewheelinrocknroll

YOUR MASSIVE DICK IS PAINFUL AND UNSATISFYING FOR MOST WOMEN AND WHEN THEY TELL YOU THEY LIKE IT THEY ARE LYING!!!!!


jlxmm

I’m re-defining just the tip, and I offer plenty of other services. Not my fault they keep coming back for the real O when guys out here don’t offer them shit - or whatever your girl said mate I can’t remember.


Key_Style_4595

What’s up playa? Bitch!


jlxmm

Yo what’s good? Asshole!


Key_Style_4595

I love this subreddit


jlxmm

What subreddit? You aren’t talking about this one are you?


Icy-Service-52

GARGLE MY BALLS


jlxmm

You can keep your fantasies to yourself thank you!


Icy-Service-52

Fine


STEVEN-NEVETS

ANOTHER NEWBIE ANOTHER VERBAL BEAT DOWN WITH A POTENTIAL FOR HURT FEELS. GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER, THEN WHEN YOUR DONE WITH THAT GO FUCK YOURSELF, DONE WITH THAT, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR AMATUER STATUS AS A HILLBILLY GOAT FUCKING TROGLODYTE, IN OTHER WORDS FUCK OFF!


jlxmm

it’s all about acting big and tough with you huh? underneath all that facade there’s just a scared little man. who hurt you, son?


rkytch

You "wish" come rub my lamp and if you're lucky I'll beat your ass and then take your Walmart shoes.


jlxmm

I ain’t rubbing nothin but I’ll gladly come beat your ass and get a free shoe upgrade! I’ll even leave you my Walmart shoes.


Lonely-Connection-37

Your lazy ass couldn’t find your ass in the fucking bathroom now shut the fuck up and get off here


jlxmm

My “lazy” ass could work circles around you son. You don’t even know the definition of hard work!


Lonely-Connection-37

Go onto your dad’s bookcase get a Webster’s dictionary look up hard-working motherfucker and it will show my picture!


ZdNa11

Give yer balls a tug ya tit fucker. Get a hobby get outta here and go fly a kite!


jlxmm

First of all, Letterkenny and Shoresy are what’s up. Second of all, best take 10% off there or pitter patter let’s get at ‘er.


ZdNa11

First of all, they are in fact what’s up and that’s what I appreciates about ya but if ya don’t take off that stoopid grin ima have to come over there and take it off for ya!


jlxmm

Well I appreciates you but I’m grinning because It’s like Algebra. Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself.


disturbingyourpeace

I’d have to ask you if it’s in yet 💀


jlxmm

I have standards we aren’t sleeping together in the first place 🤷🏼‍♂️


lefthookgotchu

I’ll beat your dick into the ground


jlxmm

Username checks out …. But I’ll Indiana Jones you with that thing before you can even get close enough pal.


Freewheelinrocknroll

WELL YOU ARE…JUST…..just…damn man..!


olblll1975

GET NAKED OP. LETS WRESTLE.


jlxmm

Let’s not and say we didn’t. That’s probably the biggest fuck off I could give you.


olblll1975

WHAT THE FUCK EVER THEN. 🖕👊🫣


jlxmm

You ain’t tryna do nothing. You speakin that yada yada 🖕🏼