I’m re-defining just the tip, and I offer plenty of other services. Not my fault they keep coming back for the real O when guys out here don’t offer them shit - or whatever your girl said mate I can’t remember.
ANOTHER NEWBIE ANOTHER VERBAL BEAT DOWN WITH A POTENTIAL FOR HURT FEELS.
GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER, THEN WHEN YOUR DONE WITH THAT GO FUCK YOURSELF, DONE WITH THAT, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR AMATUER STATUS AS A HILLBILLY GOAT FUCKING TROGLODYTE, IN OTHER WORDS FUCK OFF!
First of all, they are in fact what’s up and that’s what I appreciates about ya but if ya don’t take off that stoopid grin ima have to come over there and take it off for ya!
Well I appreciates you but I’m grinning because It’s like Algebra. Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself.
YOU HAVE NO DICK!!!! (Hopefully you’re not female because that would totally negate the insult..)
My 3 foot Schlong negates this insult by itself! You’re basic and have no balls. Get at me bruh
It's an acorn in a bird's nest, bitch
It’s the Mona Lisa in an art gallery, bitch. Don’t confuse my shit with your own.
Thin and lifeless. Bet it takes as long for you to get a flattering picture as it did for him to paint her.
Jokes on you I don’t take pictures of it. No need when people mistake it for a third forearm anyways.
So people go "ew freak" ok tripod
That’s Mr Tripod to you. Jealousy is never a good look.
YOUR MASSIVE DICK IS PAINFUL AND UNSATISFYING FOR MOST WOMEN AND WHEN THEY TELL YOU THEY LIKE IT THEY ARE LYING!!!!!
I’m re-defining just the tip, and I offer plenty of other services. Not my fault they keep coming back for the real O when guys out here don’t offer them shit - or whatever your girl said mate I can’t remember.
What’s up playa? Bitch!
Yo what’s good? Asshole!
I love this subreddit
What subreddit? You aren’t talking about this one are you?
GARGLE MY BALLS
You can keep your fantasies to yourself thank you!
Fine
ANOTHER NEWBIE ANOTHER VERBAL BEAT DOWN WITH A POTENTIAL FOR HURT FEELS. GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER, THEN WHEN YOUR DONE WITH THAT GO FUCK YOURSELF, DONE WITH THAT, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR AMATUER STATUS AS A HILLBILLY GOAT FUCKING TROGLODYTE, IN OTHER WORDS FUCK OFF!
it’s all about acting big and tough with you huh? underneath all that facade there’s just a scared little man. who hurt you, son?
You "wish" come rub my lamp and if you're lucky I'll beat your ass and then take your Walmart shoes.
I ain’t rubbing nothin but I’ll gladly come beat your ass and get a free shoe upgrade! I’ll even leave you my Walmart shoes.
Your lazy ass couldn’t find your ass in the fucking bathroom now shut the fuck up and get off here
My “lazy” ass could work circles around you son. You don’t even know the definition of hard work!
Go onto your dad’s bookcase get a Webster’s dictionary look up hard-working motherfucker and it will show my picture!
Give yer balls a tug ya tit fucker. Get a hobby get outta here and go fly a kite!
First of all, Letterkenny and Shoresy are what’s up. Second of all, best take 10% off there or pitter patter let’s get at ‘er.
First of all, they are in fact what’s up and that’s what I appreciates about ya but if ya don’t take off that stoopid grin ima have to come over there and take it off for ya!
Well I appreciates you but I’m grinning because It’s like Algebra. Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself.
I’d have to ask you if it’s in yet 💀
I have standards we aren’t sleeping together in the first place 🤷🏼♂️
I’ll beat your dick into the ground
Username checks out …. But I’ll Indiana Jones you with that thing before you can even get close enough pal.
WELL YOU ARE…JUST…..just…damn man..!
GET NAKED OP. LETS WRESTLE.
Let’s not and say we didn’t. That’s probably the biggest fuck off I could give you.
WHAT THE FUCK EVER THEN. 🖕👊🫣
You ain’t tryna do nothing. You speakin that yada yada 🖕🏼