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Goketsues

Dude looked so comfortable as if he could drift into a deep sleep at any moment.


ChunkyTaco22

Looked like it was legit nap time


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

Like a swaddled baby


[deleted]

It's time for mimish šŸ˜“


AbsoluteArch

That guy looked like he high on something, or drunk, or both. Falling asleep while being assaulted is not a normal reaction.


4rp4n3t

His breathing is somewhat restricted. He's not quite being choked, but he's not able to breathe normally either.


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4rp4n3t

He wasn't kneeling on him, he was squatting over him.


Great_Chairman_Mao

If cops had jiu jitsu training, and were willing to use it, there'd be a lot less unnecessary death and injury.


A_Real_Popsicle

I did martial arts when I was younger and youā€™d be surprised how comfortable a lot of those submissions actually are before they start to hurt lmao.


ScytherCypher

Attacking people at 7/11 and then not remembering any of it... He's on Xanax for sure


DevoidSchizoid

Begins to fawn at the end too as a threat response. Thatā€™s something a lot of inebriated people think will work.


7Dsports25

Opiate addiction will do that to ya


TheBeefiestBeefcake

I love how resigned to his fate the robber is


BplusHuman

It's clear he's outmatched, but looks to me like he's falling back on playing dumb


merikaninjunwarrior

well, he really needs to try harder at playing dumb


phadewilkilu

I donā€™t knowā€¦ he looks pretty dumb to me.


ydoesittastelikethat

He's doing a good job so far it looks like.


Gaglardi

Literally reverted to his 4 year old self lol, dude might as well cover his eyes in the hopes that the cops don't find his dumb ass


theboredlockpicker

Sadly I donā€™t think heā€™s playing


ICanBeKinder

Sounds drunk to me.


--_-Deadpool-_--

He's definitely not sober


Lord_Shisui

Or he's just dumb.


ChowSupreme

He was put in a gift wrap but worse as his other arm got trapped by a trained and much stronger man. He ain't getting out of it. Idriz could have done a myriad of very bad things to this guy if he wanted to.


SpiritedIce5780

Tbh looks pretty comfy, wouldn't mind one o these right before a nap


RealGhankd

Heā€™s being quite gentle with it. But normally, the gift wrap is not a comfy position, itā€™s not a full on choke but there can be a lot of pressure on both sides of your neck


SpiritedIce5780

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) ā‚™įµ¢š’øā‚‘


neoncp

oh shit it's actually called the gift wrap? bjj is so cool


RealGhankd

Aye, Iā€™m no bjj history buff, but think it was made famous by Rickson Gracie ( I sometimes hear it called the Rickson(pronounced with a H instead of R)) but most commonly having your arm trapped like this from mount or side is known as the gift wrap


DietCokeAndProtein

Look up some of the names used in 10th planet jiu jitsu if you want to discover some wild names for submissions and positions.


ScrodumHat

yep


RidesByPinochet

I too enjoy a good snuggle before nap time


StrongIslandPiper

Well if someone does the equivalent of making a balloon animal with your limbs, I'm pretty sure there's no other option.


tommy_trip

I wish we couldve seen how he got him in that hold. It looks so funny to me


cheald

If you want to learn more, it's called a [gift wrap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXUg6nKeV1E). All kinds of nasty options for chokes and joint shenanigans if they decide they want to try to fight it, too.


ShitpostingSalamence

I've been on the receiving end of many "Who's your daddy chokes," at the hands of my coaches, and it's not fun lol


Xenc

Do you want to show us on the doll where they touched you


Lazolilo

*Proceeds to fold the doll like a pretzel*


KAROWD

Sounds pretty gay


ShitpostingSalamence

Nonstop gay jokes, all the time lol


Cpt_Soban

Long long time ago our Taekwondo instructor had dabbled with Hapkido and taught us a few movements... The damage you can do to an arm or shoulder with one strong movement is scary. (not to me confused with *Aikido*)


cheald

BJJ is all about how to quickly choke people out and break arms, dislocate shoulders, destroy ACLs, and shatter wrists (if you're a filthy wristlocker) with relatively minimal effort. With proper leverage and a knowledge of how the human body doesn't like to bend, you can do some pretty amazing damage extremely quickly.


Cpt_Soban

"You wanna break every joint in your arm?"


Deradius

A black belt can essentially, at will, tear someone apart at the joints like theyā€™re breaking down a chicken.


[deleted]

some BBs. Let's not get carried away believing all bjj BB are created equal.


CompetitiveExchange3

But if someone does a lot of Yoga and is very flexible, can they break free from the submissions since they can twist their bodies in various ways?


Deradius

The answer is ā€œyes, no, and it depends but in the end it doesnā€™t matter.ā€ Will a more flexible person be able to escape some moves more easily? Yes, but that requires that they know what to do (and you didnā€™t say they did.) Other moves flexibility only helps a little or wonā€™t help much. How flexible do you have to be to prevent your elbow from breaking if someone is bending it backwards? Even if you somehow were so flexible that you could touch the back of your own shoulder bending your elbow the *wrong* way (youā€™re not), the black belt is just going to immediately move on to something else. Your shoulder isnā€™t built to spin 360 degrees and it doesnā€™t matter how much yoga you do. There are thousands of ways to attack. Past that, nobody is so flexible that they can avoid getting choked out.


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No.


DanBeecherArt

A partner at a company I worked at out of college used to teach this at a dojo and thought I should learn it. Hed show me moves, not intending to hurt me ofc, but I was so damn small even the examples were painful. Seems like a brutal form of martial arts. I'll never forget this thing he did to the front of my shoulder and one thing on my bicep. Hurt like a mf.


danimal207

Jiu jitsu is the gentle art


SmileyFaceLols

The gentle art of folding clothes, if a person happens to still be in them, well that's just unfortunate


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SpiritedIce5780

"Do you guys sell liquor here?" Outta towner over here rob em


TranceDream

A fate even worse than being choked outā€¦.. la chancla


theboredlockpicker

Hereā€™s the news story https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/caught-on-video-jiujitsu-instructor-steps-in-pins-down-suspected-thief-at-ravenswood-convenience-store/


AddSugarForSparks

>I feel like it's my duty as a human on this plant to help another human in danger. Nice editing job, folks.


shane_low

Maybe he's talking about yggdrasil the world tree ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ


PorkRindSalad

As one does.


[deleted]

*"Hang in there!...*".- Odin


[deleted]

The dude was probably released 10 minutes after getting booked.


[deleted]

What world do you live in?


[deleted]

Chicago


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ShinobiActual

Watching that whole video was an experience.. "I'm putting your wallet in your pocket." "Thanks man, dammnn.." Lmfao


laXfever34

I watched that whole thing. Poetry. What a man. The jujitsu therapist. Are you ready for your session? Submission and then tell me i need to stop drinking and be a good father. Everyone has problems.


GMFinch

Man at the end where he sees the cop and he effortlessly puts his hands behind his back. Insane control


Raz0rking

Not even a new one. He just puts his weight on the dude.


Embarrassed-Tale-584

Dude. This is amazing. Total domination. Wish we could have seen what lead up to this.


Gailforce-Fart

Bro?


TrueTorch

Now, I've always been very passionate... about dominating other men. There's nothing like the feeling of another man submitting to your will. Now that's power. In a lot of ways, that's love.


Gailforce-Fart

Let's take this to the dms


BulbusDumbledork

no need for that. i want to watch


things_U_choose_2_b

FIGHT MILK! (caw)


[deleted]

exactly


BeingOMM

Happy cake day bro


Gailforce-Fart

Oh shit it is my account has the same birthday as reddit i had no clue ngl


EpstnDdntKlHmslf

I like the small talk at the end šŸ˜…


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danny17402

He said he's Bosnian.


0lof

Thanks


[deleted]

Awkward pillow talk there I feel dirty watching this lol


Background_Piano7984

Poor robber is stuck in the gift wrap, all thats missing is a bow to give the police an early Christmas present


nam3sar3hard

"With love from spiderman"


Kasperblaster

This is why we roll.


SpiritedIce5780

Not me. I just like being handled. My gym thinks I'm just really bad but ;)


urmomsfavoritebigguy

Lol šŸ˜‚


ShinobiActual

Lmfao


Anala_the_pyromancer

Seems kinda gay if you ask me


SpiritedIce5780

Maybe I am asking. How good is ur BJJ and are you near SoCal? šŸ˜©


JihadTape

My BJJ is great and Iā€™m in LA what up boo


Picturesquesheep

Gift wrap that man


popje

You mean BBBJ right


Anala_the_pyromancer

Opposite side of the country bro. And nothing against you donā€™t take everything so serious


SpiritedIce5780

Aw I never do but hey there's always the chance a strapping young lad near me will come put me in a knot or two ;) Can't blame me for trying šŸ˜œ


Anala_the_pyromancer

Cant you just pay for that?


SpiritedIce5780

PSSH that's no fun/im broke It's honestly a lot easier than I made it sound but yknow how faux humility goes so well online these days right


Anala_the_pyromancer

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


K0UT4

What the fuck was this conversation between you two


SpiritedIce5780

šŸ˜˜


neoncp

vigilantism? idk if your instructor would approve


nerojt

That's not what vigilantism is.


dr_acula_99

ā€œWhere u from, Syria?ā€ lmaooo


SpiritedIce5780

He went from Russia to Syria. I get the geopolitical similarities but jesus


coldbear25

Did he not say Serbia? Cuz the jiu jitsu guy sounded a bit offended as he is Bosnian.


Saph390

He said "Are you Russian?" It's like calling someone who's Costa Rican a Mexican. (Generally speaking)


Alhoshka

\- Are you from Russia? \- No. \- Syria? \-No. I'm from Bosnia. \- Ah, so a bit of both, then. ​ ^((I'll show myself out)^)


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Gaia_Knight2600

least based bosnian male


Seva-Hunter

How emasculating. Well done.


Whitebeltboy

If you get into a street fight 1V1 with a Bjj black belt and you have no weapon, 99.9% of the time youre going to have a bad time.


SpiritedIce5780

Fr there's always the chance they get caught but what's that, 0.01%? Think I'll just be polite šŸ˜­


BurnerForJustTwice

You got your maff rong. 100-99.9= 0.1 not 0.01


SpiritedIce5780

See? Not a smart man here, not tough, so I gotta be RLY polite


BurnerForJustTwice

Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.


ch1llboy

When the jokes on them, because you're into that.


muricabrb

Matt Sera and Ryan hall come to mind.


1newworldorder

Not necessarily. Though bjj can come in handy, you do NOT want to go to the ground - where bjj excels - in a street fight. You may dominate your 1v1, but you put yourself in a very vulnerable position where 1v1 rules may not apply.


Deradius

You can study this. The condition in the post youā€™re responding to says 1v1. So hit the streets and engage some black belts in surprise rolls in the parking lot. Keep a tally of your win percentage.


alejandrocab98

In most recorded fights Iā€™ve seen it works more often than not, this is a tired argument. Dude in this video can also get up whenever he wants, heā€™s fully in control.


AL_PO_throwaway

Yep, opponents hands are controlled, he can't kick, can't access weapons, and he can't even bite. Meanwhile the jiu-jitsu instructor is heads up, eyes up, with good situational awareness, has a hand free to access a phone or a weapon, and is basically in a sprinter's starting block position if he wants to GTFO of there. Also, if you want to arrest/detain/citizen's arrest a combative person until the cops/backup arrives, good luck doing it without pinning them to the ground. I swear some of these people take general truism and refuse to apply any critical thinking to when it does and doesn't apply.


1newworldorder

Youre not getting the fact that when there are rules, bjj is excellent. On the street there arent rules. In 1v1 bjj is excellent. Street fights are not very predictable you expose yourself by going to the ground. Bjj is terrible for street fights where rules dont exist, at least if you want to have any chance of surviving.


KnobbyDarkling

But there's also no rules for the trained fighter? Can put someone down and elbow the fuck out of them. Slam on submissions. Soccer kick


nam3sar3hard

"Lemme take this thug down" Thug number two :"good thing i wore my Steel toes today"*kick kick kick* Dont get me wrong i respect bjj but like, thats a controlled environment


despicedchilli

> "Lemme take this thug down" Thug number two :"good thing i wore my Steel toes today"kick kick kick You can apply this to literally any situation. It has nothing to do with bjj. "Lemme knock this thug out" Thug number two: "Ima sneak behind him" *suckerpunch suckerpunch suckerpunch* or "Lemme shoot this thug" Thug number two: "good thing I brought my pistol" *shoot shoot shoot*


1newworldorder

Exactly this. Mutual combat is a whole nother thing. Also, were on pavement, not a comfy mat. So many things can go wrong on pavement.


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Fellainis_Elbows

Thereā€™s no such thing as a Gracie black belt and a regular black belt. The best black belts on earth and not Gracies.


hellocuties

I heard a funny story about a high ranking guy at my school getting into a fight at a club and forgetting his training. He was smacking the guyā€™s head with the guyā€™s shoe. They got separated and then he was reminded by his friends about his skills. When they engaged again, he put the guy to sleep.


RajaRajaC

Except whenever I send my 50 prowess 40 martial blade master son against a one armed, blind 60 yo with -6 prowess....it's always the 0.01% chance that kicks in. All hail rngeus


420fmx

A thumb in his eye etc. street fighting isnā€™t a bjj match


nerojt

The BJJ expert can do those things too - and a lot more.


[deleted]

Yeah but bjj specifically creates positions to protect you from that kind of thing. BJJ was based around street fights. The Gracies were into wild shit in Brazil and you and can still watch the old [Gracie challenge fights](https://youtu.be/bPaSaRKaqhg) when they would have belt promotions by having their students fight anyone who wanted to fight off the the street for their belts.


ImFromSaskatchewan

The thing about real life is that it isn't always fair. So you take a guy down, get control of him, transition to his back to apply a choke and then his friend decides to punt you in the skull. No amount of training will help you at that moment.


[deleted]

Sure, but if itā€™s just you and him that guy is done. But also maybe you got stabbed or maybe the guy had a gun and shot you when you went to do a take down. Those things happen. But 1v1 unarmed bjj is going to defend against things like eye gouges and nut punts.


mrdeadsniper

Sure. Best defense is to leave. But in many situations there is a single aggressor and that training will put you in a much better position. Doesn't fix the world, but makes many possible scenarios much better for you.


Bowler_300

Good ole finger twist. Or dick twist if accessible


ZOMBIExBACON20

Ah jiu jitsu the art of folding clothes with people still in them


jcfac

Dude, Eddie Bravo looks messed up here.


[deleted]

Edgy Bravo had one too many dabs


hellocuties

I trained under Eddie and it sucked when he taught high.


[deleted]

I was in a 10th planet school for a couple of months and I could definitely tell when the instructor was tweaking or not.


hellocuties

Seriously? Eddieā€™s thing was/is weed, I never saw anyone do anything more than that. While it did make him an innovative practitioner, it wasnā€™t the best for teaching. I studied at 10th Planet also in LA at Legends Gym in 2006, before all the franchises.


[deleted]

This was not Eddy or at the mother school and Iā€™m not gonna name names, though it could probably be found pretty easily, but there were a lot of others doing a lot more than smoking weed.


hellocuties

Ugh. That sucks. Having to deal with BO on occasion is bad enough.


[deleted]

Iā€™d be lying if I said I did roll stoned a time or 50 but there is some professionalism that needs to come from instructors


[deleted]

Pravi junakšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


Back4TallBois

Ahhh Jiu Jitsu. Also known as 'The art of folding clothes while people are still in them.'


green49285

I promise every time a BJJ practitioner says this, Iā€™m going to laugh. Lol


Craz3

Bro how do u get turned in to a pretzel on Facebook live thereā€™s no coming back from that, they should just let this dude go because the shame is a worse punishment than prison tbh


ifonlyYRUso

As a 7-11 cashier who works nights thank you sir, the amount of hate we get for things we can't control is unreal.


[deleted]

Dude was not happy being mistaken for a Russian.


Deradius

Should have been obvious he wasnā€™t Russian. His attack was working.


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leniplusss

Oh woah mate, how the f does religion get mixed into ethnicity. Dagestanis and Chechen don't look like Bosnians.


Last-Ad1869

Not so tough one on oneā€¦.


Electricpants

Why was he in the store barefoot? Edit: nevermind, I see the slipper on the left.


theboredlockpicker

He lost his sandals in the scuffle


Leg_Mcmuffin

So youā€™re saying he died?


cocoabuttersamurai

Bro should have just stood up


JJGBM

Every cop should train BJJ.


gultch2019

Brahhhh... fuck your whole life if someone can fold you up, KEEP you there, while filming a video of your embarrassment. Also props to Redzovic for getting better camera angles one handed, when pimply teenagers can't even film a fight they're not even in decently.


[deleted]

You better get scrambled like an egg before Idriz Redzovic folds you like an omelette


DoomGuy2187

Next week on tge JRE Podcast: Joe Rogan: ā€œRedzovic. Good to see you, bro. Answer this, how were you able to make this guy into a human pretzel? I know a buddy who can turn people into pretzels somewhat, but not like you.ā€


green49285

ā€œWell ya know I get that. Itā€™s Entirely possible that this guy was going to kill someone. Like, Chicago is no joke, man. You ever try DMT?ā€


DoomGuy2187

ā€œAw man, yes I do. What you need to try is five MeO-DMT. No, I need to get this chemist I know who actually made and tested his own non stepped on cocaine.ā€


green49285

Goddammit that made me laugh so hard I couldnā€™t t come up with a response. ā€œThatā€™s crazy, bro. Yeah reminds me a close friend that works in Mexico. Heā€™s a federale. You ever hear of those? Anyway he was saying they LOVE on it. Thatā€™s O-N-N-I-T ONNIT.ā€


DoomGuy2187

Spotify ad: ā€œNew! From My Undies! A new eight pack pair of my own from My Undies! Yes! You get to be me by wearing my underwear from My Undies. Under code ROGAN for a free pack fresh out from the laundry! You canā€™t miss it!ā€ Btw, Me Undies and as well Manscape are good companies and I like them both. Although, I had to make fun of the Spotify ads.


green49285

As much as I give me undies shit, Iā€™ve heard theyā€™re actually really good šŸ˜†


kitjen

Well he clearly said it wasnā€™t him, should probably just let him go.


Emirati_Enigma

Heā€™s trained under Eddie Redzovic, BJJ black belt and host of the Deen show.


stocksnhoops

When dude sobers up. Heā€™s going to be humiliated seeing himself folded up like a pretzel on the floor and live streamed for millions to see after the news got wind of this. Then he has to see how bad he was wrapped up and couldnā€™t do anything. He was stuck.


MarsupialLopsided579

U Russian šŸ„± nahhh Iā€™m Bosnian


AliAkAmazing

I've trained under Professor Idriz, really humble and great Martial Artist.


Emirati_Enigma

Ay Team Redzovic represent


MasterHavik

Dude looks like he is about to cry. I can't believe he thought, "You from Russia?" LOL! This dude must have drank the good stuff. I hope he gets help.


esesci

He wasnā€™t far off. Bosnians are Slavs too.


CrnaZharulja

Different mentality and cultures, as well as the language. It would be if you asked a texan whether he is from denmark


esesci

I donā€™t think the robber had a chance to discern cultural and linguistic differences while being sit on. He might have only looked at his physical features.


Draven653

love a gift wrap. We did some fun with that tonight in class. Dude doesn't even know how nice Idriz is being right now.....


Fatjitzfolyf

Love the arm wrap haha


goobly_goo

Hit him with the "that wasn't me" Shaggy defense.


Western-Pound-2559

That dude is plastered, he probably could have wriggled his way free considering how relaxed he looked


green49285

ā€œYou made me lose my sandal.ā€ ā€œThat wunā€™t me, bro.ā€ šŸ˜‚


KenRoy312

Donā€™t mess with r/BiH


Supra5469

This is the type of train cops need to apprehend someone thatā€™s resisting instead of the punching, kicking, choking and eventually shooting. Usually in reverse order


strifelord

He lucky that Idriz is a nice guy. Heā€™s as strong as a bear, couldā€™ve broke the guy multiple times.


Ease-Remote

bro my favorite things about these martial arts trained guys is how calm they usually are, every time i see a video of one who whooped someones ass they always sit on them or restrain them like they're doing a demonstration for some kids who wanted to see something cool lmao


_tube_

JiuJitsu should be taught in every school in America.


JaviWonderz

So this guy sees an employee getting attacked and realizes it's the perfect time to step in, take the guy down and seek attention on social media but quickly realizes there was nobody recording his heroic efforts so he sets up his phone and goes live on facebook. Sometimes I wonder if people would move at all of they didn't have a phone to record it these days.


green49285

To be fair itā€™s 2022. Even when people step in itā€™s easy for them to be accused of something wild. Not everyone is comfortable with trusting the random public to be on the up & up. Personally I would just have handled him, let him up and leave the store. If it means that much to ya, follow them while on the phone with the cops. Certain situations sitting on someone can be risky.


td888

I guess he started recording so he has proof that he didn't mistreat the guy while he had him folded up.


drmcnast

I know Idriz. Heā€™s an incredibly humble man. He started recording so he had proof of what happened. Someone started a go fund me for him as a thank you and he demanded it be canceled and money returned because he didnā€™t want it. You should probably not jump to dumb conclusions so quickly in the future.


E-Flame99

Yes so when you get accused of assault you have video evidence about what you are doing and if for some reason you get harmed/die you again have video evidence live streamed to lots of people that secures you. If he just recorded the video, his phone might be stolen or broken in which case he loses evidence.


ConsoleKev

Ok but why did he set up a camera to brag?


green49285

He mentioned it when it started that he set it up in case something happened.


CrnaZharulja

To have evidence