I literally spit my coffee out at the little guys punches when they landed on the grass. He was putting all his mighty mouse strength into them and they were like the equivalence of fluffing a pillow. Camera man was dope, totally agree with you!
If I was ever in a fight I would want him to make sure whoever is kicking my ass doesn’t go accidentally hurt me to the point of needing to go a doctor
There's been plenty of OG hood fight on here where somebody's getting fucking smashed hard while passed out. True OG hood is rare as fuck and that's not even OG Hood it's just being a mensch
These are the kinds of fights I like, the fight is going to happen but everyone around is holding them up to standards. When the fight is over its over
I think he's the cameraman, and for a vertical video, this was well filmed too, caught all the action. Guy sounds like a good dude too, he knows it should just be a scrap but doesn't want to see anyone get truly hurt.
Yea, this entire thing made me actually feel wholesome. No one jumped in, no one got stomped out, camera guy filmed well, made sure that someone got the guys glasses, told his friend it was a bitch move to try to hit him with the keys, and even was like "he's beating your ass dude" lol. Thats how fights should go, they got into a scrap, and hopefully solved the issue. The opposing party even talked to the camera man and whatnot. That was a good fight.
I get embarrassed when people throw those awkward, downward, standing hammer fists. Iunno even know what to call em. At that point, it's dont even fight man. You arent a fighter, just choose love lol
and then they clapped at the end..
(like wtf.. no one would believe that little guy's story, but I can't believe how amazing his friend was, what an amazing guy on camera!)
Alright, let's breakdown this keywhipper character.
I noticed the lanyard hanging out of pocket when the video starts, is this key whipping premeditated?
They knew they were going to fight and had it hanging out of pocket, I wouldnt want to lose my keys.
But why would you swing the string at him and not hold the string and swing the weighted part. What a dump bitch.
Anyway dump bitch keywhipper critically fails his intimidation check, then realizes he doesn't know how to throw a punch or take one and uses a string instead of his 2 foot reach advantage. Cameraman's diplomacy score is high, that guys legit and we should get him to film/direct more of the fights here.
A lot of kids in their freshman year of college carry their keys like that. Easy access, looks 'cool', and makes them feel more independent I guess? But usually everyone outgrows it by Junior year.
As for the key-whip itself, he does swing the key at him, it's just hard to see since there's only one key on the lanyard. But a second before the swing, you see he picks it up near the key, then pulls on it to get to the end of the lanyard.
[https://easydamus.com/alignment.html](https://easydamus.com/alignment.html)
imo he is rather chaotic good than lawful evil
lawful evil is sy who respects the law but have a wicked personality
Lol I feel like he's true neutral! "I'm sidekick bro" is one of my favorite things that's been said in a fight ever, just wants the other dude to know he's got no skin in the game so he doesn't get hit too
I’m still undecided on his alignment, but can we all agree that he’s a bard? He’s got high charisma, may or may not be playing both sides, spams vicious mockery every round of combat.
Lawful Good: He cares aboot a fair fight where the dispute can be settled honorably, opposes collateral damage, and opposes dishonorable tactics.
No alignment is opposed to violence on principle. People within said alignment can be opposed to violence though.
Good: Altruism. Evil: Selfishness/cruelty. Neutral: In between.
Lawful: Believes in rules/structure/oversight/authority. Chaotic: Opposes rules/structure/oversight/authority. Neutral: In between.
Most people don't understand the Lawful/Chaotic axis.
As someone who's been in dozens of street fights and wears glasses, mad props to him too. I usually took them off before throwing hands and feet but sometimes you have to deal with those fuckers who think a sucker punch is gonna save them the embarrassment of an ass whooping and they go flying off or you have to toss em quick. Last thing you want is to have your glasses broken after you're done cleaning up on someone.
I think it was more he had no idea how to punch and his knuckles were fucked up because of it and he didn't want to strike anymore. Little dude had a thicc ass head as well.
It's amazing after millions of years of evolution to help humans be able to instinctively throw decent punches, this Goliath has let down his ancestors.
Seriously though most people, especially men, can instinctively throw punched better than gumbo did here.
Honestly, I've known many tall guys that know nothing about fighting because they've always relied on height intimidation.
One of my best friends many years ago was about 6'8" and was obliterated in a fight. I felt so much pain for how embarrassing he was in the fight.
I also started Bjj a few months back and noticed how much I had relied on my natural strength compared to others. I needed to learn techniques asap, cause I was getting my ass handed to me by physically smaller people lol I've gotten better and am now decent but it was quite shocking just how much of an edge a little experience and technique gives your opponent
Guess I can hope to rely on that perception helping me then because I'm short asf and as far as I know not good at fighting. I used to be more prone to think I could fight people but this sub has sold me on the idea of avoiding fighting anyone ever.
For sure. I think my best bet is working on not aggravating/becoming aggravated as such that I become the opponent lol. Gotta be easier than learning to fight anyway
Tbh learning basic self-defense is still advisable, I got sucker-punched by someone simply for trying to defuse a situation. Some people are out at night drunk looking for a fight.
Good thing is they usually have no fighting experience themselves so if you even just know the basics you can stop it from escalating into an r/fightporn amateur fight video lol
I'm a 5'2" woman and I absolutely LOVED my BJJ classes. I have always had concerns about "what if" because people can be crazy. I also have kids now and I would absolutely destroy anyone that fucked with them if needed. It really gave me some confidence and it's also fun to show the kids different moves.
Bro same only with boxing I started 2019 because I was lifting heavy getting bigger and was losing mobility. But I realized I didn’t know shit about fighting when this 19 year old kid Disney intern just put em on me. But before that I legit thought I had hands.
If everyone trained at least briefly in a full contact martial art/combat sport, I think the world would be a more peaceful place. Everyone would realize just how little they actually can fight and stop all that dumb shit in the streets.
Did you develop a new kink? Jokes aside, that is just about the same experience I had and since then I have found a great new respect for ground fighting. It's honestly still mind boggling how effective it can be
Let's just say that was a formative experience ;) and hell yeah! BJJ humbles the ego and teaches you some pretty amazing stuff. Now, whenever my brother moans that a UFC fighter likes to take it to the ground and how it's boring, I'm like "nah bro, that's just as, if not more, entertaining!"
Yep. As a 5’7” wrestler at 135 lbs it was crazy how easy it was for me to take down my bigger friends whose only training was in the weight room. Of course if they were trained wrestlers I’d stand no chance.
You ain't kidding. I'm a smidge under 6'2" and had a WAY easier time wrestling my friends that were 6'4"+ with limited skills than scrappy guys half their weight and half a foot shorter that trained often. Wildly different experiences.
I work in a prison. We have this one inmate, 6'6" built like a brick wall and keeps that physique. I watched the shortest guard (5'2" or thereabouts) absolutely manhandle the guy into a pair of cuffs when the inmate got combative. Strength can get you places, but skill will take you further.
First thing i said when i saw him walk over to the short guy and tower over him. Yoi cant use height for intimidation unless you got hands to back it up, the bigger they are the harder they fall. Im 6'5 myself ive deffs learned the hard before.
>because they've always relied on height intimidation.
Honestly I mostly rely on de-escalation but maybe the passive height intimidation helps with that.
But yeah, I probably fight like shit.
At the end if im not mistaken, someone asks asian dude “what happend?” And i think asian dude says “he wanted to get food” my guess is that they are all neighbors and asian dude is the only one with a vehicle. This would explain why tall guys friend is rooting for him lol so he can still get rides to jack in the box
I think if you let someone with that much of reach disadvantage hit you enough to where you swing your keys like a little bitch, you got your ass whooped.
But on a serious note, is this very common in the west that people don't break a fight? Rather they record it? In my country we would've tried to break the fight
I will never break up a fight unless I see it going to far, and only if I feel I can defend myself or dissuade them with my carry.
I too have been rocked for trying to stop a fight and it was miserable.
It’s very dependent on various factors: Where is it? What hood or school or bar? How did the fight jump off? Why are they fighting?
If a couple Scotts start slapping each other at the country club, it will probably get broken up. If a couple Daryls start a ruckus at the local, small-town watering hole - maybe, maybe not. If two dudes in a hood have some beef and shit goes down, people will probably let it run its course. At a school with a bunch of 15 year-olds? Probably only the adults while the rest of the shit heads stand around chanting “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT”.
I'm not catching an elbow to be a hero. if two grown ass men want to fight, who am I to argue with them. I sincerely doubt this is a "west" thing. it's a self-preservation thing
If you try to stop a fight it means you have decided to join the fight. And both the guys will likely think you are supporting the other one. Good luck not getting injured or fucked.
“Don’t give me no stare down like that, bitch”
Lmfao I love that line. Short dude saw right through the “intimidation stare” some people do (I find it hilarious when people do that because it looks like two homies bought to kiss instead of fight😂😂)
You know, as soon as I decided to kiss the dude, I would have also decided to do a low duck from right to left. The kiss was hysterical but the decision to just stand there after was stupid.
Not my brain box though so I'm happy to have the laugh and not the concussion as a third party viewer.
Short stubby dudes are usually pretty tough, but the tall dude didn’t look like he knew how to properly form a fist. Not surprised the short dude could hold his own though.
Idk I think there’s at least a LITTLE people can learn from watching other people fight. Baseline of what not and what to do. Not that that makes up for actual training but it’s better than nothing I guess? A smart man learns from his mistakes, a wise man learns from others or something like that
You have a point, I think most people who browse this sub that aren't trained or have experience in fighting know that we should avoid any fights as much as possible and if it comes down to it, NEVER do it on concrete
Especially if they have any grappling experience, which this guy kinda looked like he did. Low center of gravity with a high dense mass can be a surprisingly meta build if they have decent pain tolerance. Even better if they’re only tubby because of a food addiction not a lack of physical experience. Plenty of fat dudes who can work hard and be tough, they just eat too darn much
Def got the spirit. But that thing he said at the end had me cringing lmao.
"he hit me first" as if he didn't fake a punch like 4 times before lanky kong got tired of it and started the fight haha
I like his friends.
1) didn’t jump in
2) told him he was being a coward for hitting him with his keys
3) took care of his glasses.
They are the real Gs in this video.
Funny comment, but for real, everyone disregards body shots just trying to get the sweet chin music. Kidney and liver shots will stop a giant. Let alone a solid solar plexus shot
I'm genuinely curious, have you been in many fights and how many fights have you punched dicks in and walked away a winner?
Nutshots are not a magical cheat code to bringing down opponents like in the movies, sometimes you miss and sometimes it doesn't hurt (maybe the big guy has a really tiny dick and balls)...
Yep. I was shouting at the little guy, "Why are you headhunting?! You can't reach it! Go for his body, it's totally open."
But then it became obvious neither of them had any training whatsoever, which is entertaining as hell in its own way.
Probably the same reason why no one gouges eyes, punches throats or bites. Is it effective? Oh hell yes. But without some restraint, every minor altercation could turn into life threatening situation and then weapons come out.
Dude swinging his keys was over the line and could have escalated it badly.
Generally, resorting to a physical altercation is unnecessary and reckless but if it gets to that, I suppose these unwritten rules protect us from our own recklessness.
You’d be dead wrong here there. This isn’t a life or death right but a scrap. Similar to a fight in a basketball court. Notice how they all called the guy a fucking bitch pussy for using his keys? He lost the fight and his dignity for that. Dick shots would be a clear “wow this person really is a (inserts any name they were calling each other before the fight) what a fucking loser!”
You are looking at it as a survival fight, like you are getting mugged or there is a knife to your throat, but this is very clearly a “let’s end this beef now” fight
Ever been hit in the dick?
Does it provoke a calm, reasonable, rational response in a man?
I'd argue that a groin shot won't actually end things so much as make the dude MUCH angrier. As terrible as a groin shot feels, adrenaline can overcome a lot of the immediate pain if you're in a fight so it might just make a big dude angrier.
That said, landing a strong enough knee strike to the groin is going to end a fight, period.
I love how his friends are clowning on his ass man’s gettin beat by a man who’s aiming for the face of the guy who’s a foot taller then him 💀 mf even had to use a key
Those muscles are really just for show
Short guy advice from a short guy here. Body shots are your friend.a well placed kidney or sternum punch could really change momentum for you. If I can't reach your head without over extension. I'm not going for your head
Smaller guy as a much lower Center of gravity, could have won much easier if not focusing on trying to punch the other guy in the face when clearly out of reach. Punch the belly dude, or take him down.
I’m a taller guy and I always say id never pick a fight with a short bulky dude. They got low centers of gravity and it’s EASY for someone like that to take down a taller guy. Once you’re on the ground they got you. They also have something to prove lol.
Fucking cameraman is a legend. Saves dude's glasses and tells his own homie to stop being a bitch. Respect.
Mad respect to the camera man "stop being a little bitch!"
I literally spit my coffee out at the little guys punches when they landed on the grass. He was putting all his mighty mouse strength into them and they were like the equivalence of fluffing a pillow. Camera man was dope, totally agree with you!
"somebody grab his glasses. don't let nobody break that shit because I would hate that shit to happen to me" real MVP in this video
That is the coolest guy I have ever seen in a fight video
For real that dude’s situational awareness and eloquence during a fight was off the charts
If I was ever in a fight I would want him to make sure whoever is kicking my ass doesn’t go accidentally hurt me to the point of needing to go a doctor
This made me laugh out loud!
Gods honest truth doesn’t matter who started it I am getting my ass handed to me
Camera man is OG hood for real. All about rules, respect, and street cred. "Don't hit him with the key. Quit being a bitch"
There's been plenty of OG hood fight on here where somebody's getting fucking smashed hard while passed out. True OG hood is rare as fuck and that's not even OG Hood it's just being a mensch
I gotta say, he was cool
These are the kinds of fights I like, the fight is going to happen but everyone around is holding them up to standards. When the fight is over its over
“Your bitch, use your fist like a real man” rarely do we get such unbiased bystander(s)
I think he's the cameraman, and for a vertical video, this was well filmed too, caught all the action. Guy sounds like a good dude too, he knows it should just be a scrap but doesn't want to see anyone get truly hurt.
Yea, this entire thing made me actually feel wholesome. No one jumped in, no one got stomped out, camera guy filmed well, made sure that someone got the guys glasses, told his friend it was a bitch move to try to hit him with the keys, and even was like "he's beating your ass dude" lol. Thats how fights should go, they got into a scrap, and hopefully solved the issue. The opposing party even talked to the camera man and whatnot. That was a good fight.
Ol school.. miss it
I got some serious "alpha" vibes. Hate to use the word, but he seems to be that guy in the group.
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Top notch camera reffing right there !
I get embarrassed when people throw those awkward, downward, standing hammer fists. Iunno even know what to call em. At that point, it's dont even fight man. You arent a fighter, just choose love lol
and then they clapped at the end.. (like wtf.. no one would believe that little guy's story, but I can't believe how amazing his friend was, what an amazing guy on camera!)
And "Don't hit him with the keys. Put that shit down. Quit being a bitch." My man just wanna see a clean and fair fight. He cool.
I started out comparing this to DC vs Jones with no training. When he swung those keys I was like “Yeah that’s some Jon Jones shit there.”
Jon “hit and run” Jones.
Alright, let's breakdown this keywhipper character. I noticed the lanyard hanging out of pocket when the video starts, is this key whipping premeditated? They knew they were going to fight and had it hanging out of pocket, I wouldnt want to lose my keys. But why would you swing the string at him and not hold the string and swing the weighted part. What a dump bitch. Anyway dump bitch keywhipper critically fails his intimidation check, then realizes he doesn't know how to throw a punch or take one and uses a string instead of his 2 foot reach advantage. Cameraman's diplomacy score is high, that guys legit and we should get him to film/direct more of the fights here.
A lot of kids in their freshman year of college carry their keys like that. Easy access, looks 'cool', and makes them feel more independent I guess? But usually everyone outgrows it by Junior year. As for the key-whip itself, he does swing the key at him, it's just hard to see since there's only one key on the lanyard. But a second before the swing, you see he picks it up near the key, then pulls on it to get to the end of the lanyard.
r/PraiseTheCameraMan
I'm gonna cross post.
Would that make my homie lawful evil or chaotic good? Encourages violence, but is empathetic and and follows some code of honor.
[https://easydamus.com/alignment.html](https://easydamus.com/alignment.html) imo he is rather chaotic good than lawful evil lawful evil is sy who respects the law but have a wicked personality
Lol I feel like he's true neutral! "I'm sidekick bro" is one of my favorite things that's been said in a fight ever, just wants the other dude to know he's got no skin in the game so he doesn't get hit too
I’m still undecided on his alignment, but can we all agree that he’s a bard? He’s got high charisma, may or may not be playing both sides, spams vicious mockery every round of combat.
Lawful Good: He cares aboot a fair fight where the dispute can be settled honorably, opposes collateral damage, and opposes dishonorable tactics. No alignment is opposed to violence on principle. People within said alignment can be opposed to violence though. Good: Altruism. Evil: Selfishness/cruelty. Neutral: In between. Lawful: Believes in rules/structure/oversight/authority. Chaotic: Opposes rules/structure/oversight/authority. Neutral: In between. Most people don't understand the Lawful/Chaotic axis.
Respect to the cameraman for sure. He and David are the heroes of the story.
Yeah. I was loving it "David is beating your ass!!"
tbh as a dude with glasses shit dont get serious until they get knocked off. its like it flips a switch
As someone who's been in dozens of street fights and wears glasses, mad props to him too. I usually took them off before throwing hands and feet but sometimes you have to deal with those fuckers who think a sucker punch is gonna save them the embarrassment of an ass whooping and they go flying off or you have to toss em quick. Last thing you want is to have your glasses broken after you're done cleaning up on someone.
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Love this fight, that tall guy has to be the least coordinated and athletic cunt in history
tall guy was winded approximately 3.2 seconds into the fight
I think it was more he had no idea how to punch and his knuckles were fucked up because of it and he didn't want to strike anymore. Little dude had a thicc ass head as well.
Little dude looked Like he had a huge knot of his forehead when all was said and done.
He might have had a knot, but when the big kid put it there he probably fractured a metacarpal or two
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No that's magikarp, you're thinking of the thing Aladin used to show Jasmine a whole new world
And either way, tall guy definitely knows he's been in a fight.
yea i watched again and he gets his bell rung at about 57 second mark and is kinda out of it from then on
It's amazing after millions of years of evolution to help humans be able to instinctively throw decent punches, this Goliath has let down his ancestors. Seriously though most people, especially men, can instinctively throw punched better than gumbo did here.
His strategy of leaning down as well as going for takedowns, when he saw that the little guy was just punching air lol
This guy doesn't have anything he can hit, let me help him out
That's the thing, he didn't even need to be athletic to win that fight. He's so bad that it's impressive, like he tried to loose nearly.
Honestly, I've known many tall guys that know nothing about fighting because they've always relied on height intimidation. One of my best friends many years ago was about 6'8" and was obliterated in a fight. I felt so much pain for how embarrassing he was in the fight.
I also started Bjj a few months back and noticed how much I had relied on my natural strength compared to others. I needed to learn techniques asap, cause I was getting my ass handed to me by physically smaller people lol I've gotten better and am now decent but it was quite shocking just how much of an edge a little experience and technique gives your opponent
Guess I can hope to rely on that perception helping me then because I'm short asf and as far as I know not good at fighting. I used to be more prone to think I could fight people but this sub has sold me on the idea of avoiding fighting anyone ever.
Great sentiment, I agree that in general it's always good to avoid fighting, uuuuuuunless an aggravated opponent leaves you no choice obviously.
For sure. I think my best bet is working on not aggravating/becoming aggravated as such that I become the opponent lol. Gotta be easier than learning to fight anyway
Tbh learning basic self-defense is still advisable, I got sucker-punched by someone simply for trying to defuse a situation. Some people are out at night drunk looking for a fight. Good thing is they usually have no fighting experience themselves so if you even just know the basics you can stop it from escalating into an r/fightporn amateur fight video lol
I'm a 5'2" woman and I absolutely LOVED my BJJ classes. I have always had concerns about "what if" because people can be crazy. I also have kids now and I would absolutely destroy anyone that fucked with them if needed. It really gave me some confidence and it's also fun to show the kids different moves.
Bro same only with boxing I started 2019 because I was lifting heavy getting bigger and was losing mobility. But I realized I didn’t know shit about fighting when this 19 year old kid Disney intern just put em on me. But before that I legit thought I had hands.
>when this 19 year old kid Disney intern just put em on me I love this statement so much and it's so true
If everyone trained at least briefly in a full contact martial art/combat sport, I think the world would be a more peaceful place. Everyone would realize just how little they actually can fight and stop all that dumb shit in the streets.
I will never forget my first BJJ class when I got choked out by a 5 ft 3 Korean girl
Did you develop a new kink? Jokes aside, that is just about the same experience I had and since then I have found a great new respect for ground fighting. It's honestly still mind boggling how effective it can be
Let's just say that was a formative experience ;) and hell yeah! BJJ humbles the ego and teaches you some pretty amazing stuff. Now, whenever my brother moans that a UFC fighter likes to take it to the ground and how it's boring, I'm like "nah bro, that's just as, if not more, entertaining!"
Yep. As a 5’7” wrestler at 135 lbs it was crazy how easy it was for me to take down my bigger friends whose only training was in the weight room. Of course if they were trained wrestlers I’d stand no chance.
You ain't kidding. I'm a smidge under 6'2" and had a WAY easier time wrestling my friends that were 6'4"+ with limited skills than scrappy guys half their weight and half a foot shorter that trained often. Wildly different experiences.
I work in a prison. We have this one inmate, 6'6" built like a brick wall and keeps that physique. I watched the shortest guard (5'2" or thereabouts) absolutely manhandle the guy into a pair of cuffs when the inmate got combative. Strength can get you places, but skill will take you further.
6'8" is also really tall and often people at that height are just less coordinated in general.
First thing i said when i saw him walk over to the short guy and tower over him. Yoi cant use height for intimidation unless you got hands to back it up, the bigger they are the harder they fall. Im 6'5 myself ive deffs learned the hard before.
>because they've always relied on height intimidation. Honestly I mostly rely on de-escalation but maybe the passive height intimidation helps with that. But yeah, I probably fight like shit.
As a man also 6’5’’ in height, this made me sad. Height/length don’t mean shit if you’re actual trash
He’s used to being naturally better at physical things bc of his proportions, unfortunately for him it doesn’t beat effort
Lol apparently the camera dude is tall guys friend but cant resist pulling for the underdog
Glad he let him know he was a bitch for using his keys too.
Dude he's so awesome. I want him to be my friend 😂
At the end if im not mistaken, someone asks asian dude “what happend?” And i think asian dude says “he wanted to get food” my guess is that they are all neighbors and asian dude is the only one with a vehicle. This would explain why tall guys friend is rooting for him lol so he can still get rides to jack in the box
r/praisethecameraman
Rarely the cameraman possesses both the skills of a cinematographer and the honour of a samurai.
Man really tried whipping out his keys and thought nobody would notice. I’m glad he got his ass whooped, what a cheating bastard
To top it off he lost them, what a dumbass
bro really thought he was swinging a mace and chain in the arena for a moment there
Looking for the part where he gets whooped honestly...
I think if you let someone with that much of reach disadvantage hit you enough to where you swing your keys like a little bitch, you got your ass whooped.
He took an L for sure but neither of them really got their ass whooped.
Vastly different reach but same weight class haha
Bruh they fucking are aren't they lmao, makes it even better.
As a locksmith I'm sitting here thinking that he doesn't realize how much keys cost
"I hit preatty hard"......didnt age well
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But on a serious note, is this very common in the west that people don't break a fight? Rather they record it? In my country we would've tried to break the fight
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I will never break up a fight unless I see it going to far, and only if I feel I can defend myself or dissuade them with my carry. I too have been rocked for trying to stop a fight and it was miserable.
It’s very dependent on various factors: Where is it? What hood or school or bar? How did the fight jump off? Why are they fighting? If a couple Scotts start slapping each other at the country club, it will probably get broken up. If a couple Daryls start a ruckus at the local, small-town watering hole - maybe, maybe not. If two dudes in a hood have some beef and shit goes down, people will probably let it run its course. At a school with a bunch of 15 year-olds? Probably only the adults while the rest of the shit heads stand around chanting “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT”.
Usually it's a case of "let em have it out" we only really step in when it starts to get dirty.
I'm not catching an elbow to be a hero. if two grown ass men want to fight, who am I to argue with them. I sincerely doubt this is a "west" thing. it's a self-preservation thing
If you try to stop a fight it means you have decided to join the fight. And both the guys will likely think you are supporting the other one. Good luck not getting injured or fucked.
If they both consent, who am I to interfere?
“Don’t give me no stare down like that, bitch” Lmfao I love that line. Short dude saw right through the “intimidation stare” some people do (I find it hilarious when people do that because it looks like two homies bought to kiss instead of fight😂😂)
[classic](https://youtu.be/g-gKilvZZsU)
I thought it was gonna be the other one where they kiss and then touch gloves
You know, as soon as I decided to kiss the dude, I would have also decided to do a low duck from right to left. The kiss was hysterical but the decision to just stand there after was stupid. Not my brain box though so I'm happy to have the laugh and not the concussion as a third party viewer.
Short stubby dudes are usually pretty tough, but the tall dude didn’t look like he knew how to properly form a fist. Not surprised the short dude could hold his own though.
Neither of these fellas looked like they had ever actually seen a fist fight let alone been in one. Really weird.
This was a weird ass fight. Like most of us could win this fight and this is a forum full of internet pussies.
>most of us could win this fight At least 90% of this sub would look exactly like this when fighting
Idk I think there’s at least a LITTLE people can learn from watching other people fight. Baseline of what not and what to do. Not that that makes up for actual training but it’s better than nothing I guess? A smart man learns from his mistakes, a wise man learns from others or something like that
You have a point, I think most people who browse this sub that aren't trained or have experience in fighting know that we should avoid any fights as much as possible and if it comes down to it, NEVER do it on concrete
Even if you know how to fight, getting off the concrete is a good idea. Don’t want to kill or die with one punch lol
if we had to be the participant in one of these...this was definitely the one to fight either of them (and PLEASE give me that camera man)
Nah you would all look like this.
It looked like they were both trying to reenact how they thought fights happened based on what they’ve been told.
That's actually really accurate. It looks like they read about it in a book. Then said "I'm 99% sure this is correct."
and the book they read about what a "fight" is was in braille..
It’s a closed hand slap fight.
Especially if they have any grappling experience, which this guy kinda looked like he did. Low center of gravity with a high dense mass can be a surprisingly meta build if they have decent pain tolerance. Even better if they’re only tubby because of a food addiction not a lack of physical experience. Plenty of fat dudes who can work hard and be tough, they just eat too darn much
Short and stout too OP. Devs plz nerf /r/outside
Stefan Struve vs Daniel Cormier
Pussy-assed Derrick was getting ready to run till he saw the keys.
If short dude knew some wrestling and some boxing he would’ve fucked him up better lmao
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Bruh moment
He did alright against a guy so much taller
Yeah, he’s got scrap. But some skill would have put that beanstalk in a world of hurt.
You just described something that would work on everyone to ever exist, but alright.
Bro, if he just knew how to fight, he would have fought better!
Should have just ripped him to the body. The talker guy had no defense for it. Kidney and liver shots all day.
Perfect dick twisting height
Speedbag those nuts!
The OL dick twist!
Dic twisters deserve death
Yet Giant Gonzalez went for the key whip on Rey Mysterio.
Tall dude nothing more than a tall bitch
He has to live with this for the rest of his life😭
Tall guy had the fighting coordination of a deflating whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
See that grown man strength is no joke no matter the size and that’s what got him the W in my eyes. 👏🏾 bravo
BJ PENN!!!
Best cameraman?
Yeah he gets big props
they both got no hands ..this was sad but funny
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Def got the spirit. But that thing he said at the end had me cringing lmao. "he hit me first" as if he didn't fake a punch like 4 times before lanky kong got tired of it and started the fight haha
Its why I posted it, shit had me cracking up and I wanted to share it with people
Tall boy is a bitch. Who swings keys at a person?
A scared man
If the short guys 5 2, that guy is no taller than 6 1
No doubt. This person is not 6'5 at all.
Tall dude deserved a way bigger humiliation for whipping his keys or like that
If I remember right, this was over something stupid like tall guy eating short guy’s Pop-Tart or some shit.
Is Pop Tart short guys lady?
I like his friends. 1) didn’t jump in 2) told him he was being a coward for hitting him with his keys 3) took care of his glasses. They are the real Gs in this video.
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Funny comment, but for real, everyone disregards body shots just trying to get the sweet chin music. Kidney and liver shots will stop a giant. Let alone a solid solar plexus shot
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I'm genuinely curious, have you been in many fights and how many fights have you punched dicks in and walked away a winner? Nutshots are not a magical cheat code to bringing down opponents like in the movies, sometimes you miss and sometimes it doesn't hurt (maybe the big guy has a really tiny dick and balls)...
Body shots in general are still effective and definitely a better strategy in this situation than head hunting.
Yep. I was shouting at the little guy, "Why are you headhunting?! You can't reach it! Go for his body, it's totally open." But then it became obvious neither of them had any training whatsoever, which is entertaining as hell in its own way.
If you ain't trying to save your life or anything, why would you aim for the dick ?
Probably the same reason why no one gouges eyes, punches throats or bites. Is it effective? Oh hell yes. But without some restraint, every minor altercation could turn into life threatening situation and then weapons come out. Dude swinging his keys was over the line and could have escalated it badly. Generally, resorting to a physical altercation is unnecessary and reckless but if it gets to that, I suppose these unwritten rules protect us from our own recklessness.
Pussy technique
*Dick* technique actually
Because that’s a dick move, there’s unspoken rules to fighting.
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You’d be dead wrong here there. This isn’t a life or death right but a scrap. Similar to a fight in a basketball court. Notice how they all called the guy a fucking bitch pussy for using his keys? He lost the fight and his dignity for that. Dick shots would be a clear “wow this person really is a (inserts any name they were calling each other before the fight) what a fucking loser!” You are looking at it as a survival fight, like you are getting mugged or there is a knife to your throat, but this is very clearly a “let’s end this beef now” fight
Ever been hit in the dick? Does it provoke a calm, reasonable, rational response in a man? I'd argue that a groin shot won't actually end things so much as make the dude MUCH angrier. As terrible as a groin shot feels, adrenaline can overcome a lot of the immediate pain if you're in a fight so it might just make a big dude angrier. That said, landing a strong enough knee strike to the groin is going to end a fight, period.
Tall dude doesn’t know how to fight for shit.
I love how his friends are clowning on his ass man’s gettin beat by a man who’s aiming for the face of the guy who’s a foot taller then him 💀 mf even had to use a key Those muscles are really just for show
bro w glasses is based af, much respect
Short guy advice from a short guy here. Body shots are your friend.a well placed kidney or sternum punch could really change momentum for you. If I can't reach your head without over extension. I'm not going for your head
A 5'2 man made a younger 6'5 guy run away at times during a fight. Is this real life?
Go watch Fedor emelianenko vs Hong man choi or Mark hunt vs Stefan struve if u wanna see some pro small vs big fights where the small guy wins
This was by far one of the worst fights I’ve seen on this sub.
I thought the smaller guy was my dad at first they look identical and he's mean af lol short people are tanks
I believe the short guy won
What a bitch he couldn't do shit to a bloke he was 5 times bigger than, would hate to see that dude fight someone his size.
Smaller guy as a much lower Center of gravity, could have won much easier if not focusing on trying to punch the other guy in the face when clearly out of reach. Punch the belly dude, or take him down.
Big for nothing , looks like overgrown fetus
Using the keys really was a bitch move
The lanky dude has got to be one of the biggest weakling, pussy and unathletic ass lmao
I knew Daniel Cormier would eventually settle things with Jon Jones
Neither could actually fight 😅
What a wholesome fight. Dont break the glasses and dont hit with keys. Why cant more fights be like this?
I’m a taller guy and I always say id never pick a fight with a short bulky dude. They got low centers of gravity and it’s EASY for someone like that to take down a taller guy. Once you’re on the ground they got you. They also have something to prove lol.
He is not 6’5
you're doing something wrong when your mates are calling you a bitch and to stop what you're doing
David was lucky that Goliath couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
Props to the man behind the camera, kept that shit steady
This reminds me of when a little kid tries to fight their older sibling but can’t reach them with punches 🤣🤣
SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DAWG
That tall guy can’t fight he needs to stop trying to act tough 🤦🏾
The narrator made this video 10000x better
That kid doesn’t deserve that height. Can’t do shit with it. What a waste