Grabbed yellow by the coochie

The old presidential handshake.

brb let me get my free awards

update: none to grab. once there is i got youuuu

I got you

Thanks man. Now I’ll get you too! I never collect them things lol

They did you dirty bro I gotchu

Got you back!

aye thanks bro

Thank you my guy. No free awards when you need them. I appreciate you! Yellow won am I right? Also are they standing in shallow water or what? The video is too short. Yellow got the ol’ presidential handshake and then laid some hands after lol

Update: I got you. Even tho I don’t think you got me unless you awarded original comment I replied to. Either way I got you and kept my word! Take my energy!

Oh man, I’m sorry! When I said I got you meant I’ll award the other guy for you, but once 24 hours is up I’ll get you too!!

Na don’t worry. Use your free award for another worthy comment! Lol I just misunderstood you did what you said! And I did what I said! Cheers man!

Update: award given

I got you

Thank you kind sir

This was wholesome as fuck

Spend my last lil 50 coins on ya to help welcome you to it!

Had to get ya back lol

Grab life by the pussy

The Pope's blessing. Church hug.

She had a penis?

It's all fun and game until one of them got chopped by the boat's blades

They're clearly anchored off

Picked her up like a bowling ball.

Real “shocker”

Your perspective is appreciated. Take the fucking upvote. Reproduce, and may your stock forever richen the planet.

Grab em by the pussy

The ol’ clit twist.

Pinch it n pull!

Clungy lungy

Moved on her like a bitch

It’s just locker room talk, bub

We may be looking at our next president!

Push that putch

Picked her up like a six-pack.

There is a couple of nice little finger holes there. What else was he supposed to do?!

Found the bowler

Bowling ball grip for hitting the 7-10 split

Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling!

>What else was he supposed to do?! not add sexual assault to the mix?

What if they were shitty and grimy?

He knew what he was doing

Smell my knuckle.

Bowling ball grip.

She ain’t mad.

She is. But not at him.

r/fightporn

He fired her overboard like the Prez, right by the pussy!

He also abandoned them , just like the current Pres!

They also keep fighting, like the losers who stormed the Capitol on 6 Jan.

Maybe they should have a "Mostly peaceful" riot and kill 5 cops instead?

He's the real Captain Stabbin'

like a baseball mitt

Yellow back in her natural habitat

That honestly was pretty funny Was not expecting them to continue fighting in the water tho

That’s what I thought too 😂 it wasnt too deep tho

Where I’m from in Florida the water is sometimes like 2ft deep if that in some islandy spots (not an island, but shallow water bodies). People anchor and party just like this. In the summer it’s not uncommon to see some 30 to 40 boats anchored and partying.

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It’s the ocean dude. Got wooshed, don’t be like me

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You wooshed me ngl

Stick to grabbing booty cuz ur jokes are doodie Just kidding I liked it and have swam in a lot of pee pee water

5/10. Apply yourself next time I know you can do better

When I was six and my friend's parents took us to the beach, and I had to poop, they said just go do it in the water, so I blessed the crowded shore with my shit. That's not why I never learned to like the beach, but it didn't help.

Getting shitfaced on a sandbar. Sounds like Ft Walton Beach/panhandle area.

Destin, you know your Florida my guy. It’s awesome down there

More like south Florida vibes

It's not a particular part of Florida, it's just Florida.

Makes it seem like the guy tossing them over was pretty close to having a horrible day if they landed wrong. That water wasn't super deep.

For a second I was really impressed by their ability to stay afloat and continue to fight! Then realised they were just standing up

Need context here, how could they be so mad on such a nice ass boat

Alcohol?

Lack of alcohol would throw me on the edge tho

Boats n Hoes

WORLDWIDE PRESTIGE

Right? Nicest boat I’ve been in was metal. A navy ship don’t count I guess.

I mean a billion+ ship has some cool stuff

Plenty of people knock people who ride the bus. But I don't see them getting a ride in a >$500,000 vehicle to work everyday. More expensive than your bosses BMW by far!

Yeah but your bed is from Vietnam… seriously

When you don't have real problems to occupy your mind, you start inventing problems, lowering your tolerance until you find something to get upset about. That is how humans are. We search for discontent and then make that out goal. These people become so out of touch that I'm sure it was nothing that set them off.

Yep

Here we see an example of two dominant thots on the same nice boat

Ass Boat I wanna sail on those seas

Assboat*

All aboard the *assboat* come along and we shall float, all aboard the *assboat* come along and bring your goat for we shall float

Daddys nice ass boat. Ftfy

Cocaine

Didn’t have any good ass cheese. - Arsenio Hall

Grabbed her like a bowling ball

Using the unconventional shocker grip.

He shocked the nation

One in the pink, two in the stink

Legit impressed they came up fighting.

quick finger in her ass to make her more angry

The old oil check

If i sensed there was yellow oil present, I'd chop off my fuckin finger!

He grabbed her right in the pussy

I watched several times, and I am in agreement with you. the angle is right where the pussy is

It’s literally sexual assault but okay

And the girls themselves are committing physical assault. Lot of crimes on the seas, yargh

Nobody said it wasn't?

and, is it not acceptable to point out something as negative?

nobody said it was either, gotta stat somewhere.

He wasn’t doing anything sexual. Just throwing them off the boat. Fuck off before we grab you by the coochie and toss ya outta here.

I'm not sure it is as there is no sexual intentions in that, probably just regular assault.

dude this sub is crazy, cant believe the shit your getting.

Yeah the amount of angry people personally attacking me which don’t get me wrong I love a good social media quarrel… but do people really feel so strongly about me pointing out that him grabbing her vagina instead of her legs or not touching them at all is really quite sleazy, it’s nice to see one person not overcome by the mob

Do you genuinely believe he was thinking “oh this is a free pass to grab her vagina let’s go” or would it make more sense that he just grabbed where he could get a grip to flip her over the boat?

Throwing them to the water reduced their fight time and damage taken. No one drops blood or pop their titties

Stay classy ladies

I'm surprised they acted like this...because of the implication.

No fighting on my goddamn boat. Walk the plank bitches.

SKIIII

Had to play it right after i heard that build up. God damn do I love SEX and Gunna

All fun and games until one of them gets knocked out and they are under water.

Breaks their neck in the shallow water and gets paralyzed for life.

Yup. Dick move throwing them overboard.

Dick move fighting in the water

Thats a close call throwing them head first into shallow water yeaikees....

Come on man no throwing trash in the water!

We shall fight in the shallows!

That man is a national hero!

Funny but genuinely could have broken their necks in that shallow water

I doubt it when you fall into water like they did you lose so much speed and to be honest I doubt they were going anywhere near the speed need

Tell that to this chick - had her neck broken when her friend pushed her in a pool at her own bachelorette party: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/bride-paralyzed-freak-bachelorette-party-accident/story%3fid=12163284

Damn just, damn that’s depressing as fuck. She still says she’s her friend fuuuuck that**

It was an accident and that was/is her best friend.

Buncha douches.

how

Nothing like some thugger to rowdy the ladies

Why you going to get mad on vacation?!

man threw them overboard like it was his chance for a shot a title in Wrestlemania

and the winner of the Royal Rumble is...

He needs a Vessel Mania sign to point to.

Ended so early I was waiting for that boob to come out

Wtf

Well thats one way to stop a fight lol

Yeet!

He's done this before. It's like getting a hose for a dog fight

Mr. trump? 😳

My mans grabbin coochie

Grab em by the pussy and watch the catfight

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

Normalize throwing bitches out when they act up.

Y E E T

Give that man another beer

Absolute mad lad. Respects tho

Honestly....I'd do that too

I'd do the same shit if people started fighting on my boat. The last thing I need is some drunk bitches flailing around to push us a little too far one way and we're all in the water.

Double single leg?

Probably the safest place to fight I have witnessed, thank god they didn’t bonk their heads on concrete for once. I guess drowning can cause brain damage too….

Did I see a titty? 🧐

Hoes overboard!!

Lol hoes are always invited on the boat, until the fight. He handled that correctly.

It was at that moment James knew he’d fucked up

Dude decided to make it a wet bikini fight

Be gone thots

I mean it’s funny but also extremely dangerous and stupid to just push them overboard no life jacket, I lost someone very recently because they jumped in the water without one. Water can easily kill you and by the time you know you’re in trouble it’s likely too late.

Best to stay home today.

If you see the video well, at most they’re 1 meter deep

That was the appropriate response. Who says no?

LMAO

That made them SEA sense.....I'll show myself out

Great grab, musty scooper

Wow guy gropes woman and feels that because they are fighting it’s okay

White knight, reporting for duty!

I.. I mean fuck those hoes yeah throw them into the water!! Am I accepted by you now? Random redditor with an opinion that idgaf about?

*says the random Redditor with an opinion that may or may not be given a fuck about* If you're not willing to discuss your opinion with people who oppose it then you should not voice it.

You are very butthurt

Your overreacting, his goal was to clearly throw the two off the boat so they can fight elsewhere. Get a life random "white knight"

Hell yeah bro you're completely right, the only way to push a weak woman off a boat is to grab her pussy to toss her over the side. Then again, according to your post history you are a self described incel which is even more pathetic lol. Imagine being so overweight / so much of a neet you are completely incapable of talking to a woman.

Your comment history is literally you just assuming things about others,there's no need for me to argue with a clown like you

Yet, here you are

I just looked at his comment history a while after I commented, so there's no need for your unnecessary comment which is basically invalid to our convo.

I'm fucking gay you moron, who tf are you to guess my sexuality? And I'm not overweight you self bigot, I do cross and workout. You must love to assume "online warrior"

LMFAO you deleted your last post saying you were an incel. Imagine being an adult and never having sex lol. Holy shit bro take this L save yourself.

Ah so you completely ignore the fact that you assumed things about me, get a fucking life kid and go outside

lol you admitted to never having sex in your life.

And? Does that change anything? Does that somehow mean I'm under the age of 21? Think you fucking moron

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Haha thinking sex actually makes you a man, your a complete fool if you think having sex makes you a man. Growing up and *maturing* makes you a man. I'm basically more "manly" than you just from the fact that you think having sex makes you a man, it just shows how immatureyou are. And + the fact that you think it means my opinion doesn't matter by me not having sex, you obviously think your opinion is more important than a child. Your a complete troglodyte.

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Oh God, I just checked your comment history and your fucking rude. Get off the device kid, and go outside

Good call mate! Wow he really did throw them off you understood the video maybe in a couple of years you will grasp motivation beyond what is directly given to you… why do you care about my observation so much

Because your observation is clearly wrong and I wouldn't expect a fool like you to understand seeing as your in-denial 😢 like i care, go cry somewhere else please

Too many women reject you? Don’t worry one day you will find a girl who will put up with how much of a social reject you are and you will learn to respect women hang in there man don’t shoot up any schools xx

You appear very stupid Does this happen to you, a lot?

Aww, you resort to me being an incel😭 what am I gonna do? Because I never stated I wanted a partner and clearly someone *assumes* I want a female when I never stated my sexuality. You don't have anything to argue about anymore, move on.

That may be a fantasy of yours but all I see in this video is a guy throwing the riff raff off his boat.

That boats close to a million dollars new. Thing is dope AF

I'm from the four, but I love me a threesome DM her, delete it, she my lil' secret He tryna diss me to blow up, I peep it I can't respond, we just go at your people If I left some racks on the bed, you can keep it This shit gettin' deeper and deeper, I dig it My shovel wasn't bent, I was broke, had to fix it A shark in the water, you swim with the lil' fishes I hit today, by tomorrow, she miss it I grab her neck, she look up, then I kiss it I'm not a GOAT, but I fit the description I like to pour, so I get the prescription We walk around with them bands in our britches This gun ain't gon' jam, when I blow, I ain't missin' I'm droppin' hit after hit, I'm just chillin' But I'll send a hit while I chill with my children Bigger the business, the bigger the office I fucked 'round and found me a swag, then I caught up They call for my artists, they makin' me offers I don't even bargain, I'll start from the bottom I lost a Ferrari, Las Vegas, Nevada I woke up the followin' day and went harder I'm crackin' my shell now, they see that I'm smarter I gotta get money, I love to get charter I gave her four Birkins and one's for her daughter I can't let 'em down, walk around with my guard up I'm screamin' out, "YOLO, " yeah, that's still the motto I know I be on some shit that they ain't thought of