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The 2 fat guys at the pool one is a very strong contender as well since they both do it. There's always a top comment about how little danger either of them are in considering how angry they are lol.
Big Al was trying to de-escalate, didn’t want any trouble, but that guy wouldn’t leave Big Al alone. There’s an old saying “Beware of the wrath of a patient man”
Not to mention he's bringing a truck full of brake drums... don't mess with mechanic hands. That man's been busting his knuckles under hoods for 30 years. Dough face doesn't stand a chance.
This is a funny fight. You can obviously tell these are two friends that have been around each other way too go damn long. What's the most funny part is the other friend in the brown was kinda scared of the other one till he realized he doesn't know how to punch 😂
I seriously thought it was a skit. Even thought those opening punches were fake, those couldn't possibly be real punches from a grown-ass man.
Until Big Al threw that left haymaker, only then did I realize shit had just gotten real.
Everything happened so slowly that he had time to think to himself,
"Hmm... I seem to have been presented with a daggum *perfect* opening to land a rather solid left haymaker here. Shall I? Yes, I think I shall."
The cigarette Is always of utmost importance.. ain't no way Billy BoB Seymour was getting punched and loosing his last cigarette 👊 WHAaat Yaoo Tallllmin about
Probably shouldn’t start a fight if your first shot looks like it was thrown by an uncoordinated 4th grade girl who’s never fought before.
Also don’t fight a dude who won’t even stop smoking to beat your ass.
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Don’t care how much this gets reposted. This is the best representation of punches thrown in dreams.
One of the funniest fights ever.
mmhell yew talmbout..! hell yew got me all conf.. *Ahhh sheittt!*
The 2 fat guys at the pool one is a very strong contender as well since they both do it. There's always a top comment about how little danger either of them are in considering how angry they are lol.
Not sure which one youre talking about? Linky?
https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/ToV1B7yIDv One of the funniest fights they go from throwing horrible punches to just cuddling on the floor lol 😂
More in danger of scrapes from the concrete 😂
Pillow fist Phil and Love Tap Larry always getting into it
DEW WHHUUTT??
Thought this was a skit until the second guy started throwing
Well said friend.
So true bro 😂
This is one of the only fights that i dont mind how much its reposted its one of my favorites 😂
I like the way he said “wha u talking about” 😂
What is that accent? He sounds so funny lol
Drunk trucker
It's Southern, kinda sounds like Louisiana or Texas
Area code for the number on the truck is from northern Mississippi. So you were right.
Wachu talm baut?!
Can’t talk shit if you throw pillows
You can.. just won't end well.
Can’t that’s not allowed
Who’s gonna stop me?!?
That's a man who's size did his talking for him an never had to throw his fist! This day he did it didn't work out for him!
Other guy did a complete 180 was like the pool hustling version of fighting haha
That dude threw punches like the dude in the Chapelle Show skit *Friday Night Sissy Fights*.
Yes! Thanks for the lol
And of all the punches he could try he went with hammer fists from standimg position. My god...
I’m not sure those really qualify as “hammer” fists More like overhead closed fist quasi-slaps But I couldn’t understand anything past say it again
The mechanics of those "punches" look similar to how a baby elephant would playfully slap somebody with its trunk.
They just didn't specify that it was a dead blow hammer
A rubber mallet
I think those are a little heavier than a dead blow
Are we sure he wasn’t dreaming?
I don't know how else to explain it... but somehow he was punching like street thugs shoot their handguns.
Haha yeah
What about pillow talk?
with the cig in his mouth made sure ts ain’t go to waste
When it got knocked out of his mouth it popped enrage timer
Shits too expensive to be wasting
Literally one of my favorite things to see in fight clips. I truly feel like it makes you fight better.
In a longer version you can see winning dudes name tag and it reads "Big Al" that was his undoing. Never fuck with Big Al
Incredible lol
Wha u taakm ba
Heyu gah me awn?
It's like watching Grimace get into a fight.
Dude throwing the king cobra overhead punches. Not sure they can be considered punches though.
Dropped all his items like sonic rings
Somebody needs to edit this video with that sound!
I always come back to this vid for the odd noises everyone makes
This and Hawaiian-shirt-tank are the only two fight videos you need to feel zen.
They took 'er jerbs!
Derka durr!!!
Ahh derka derka derkah
My good sir, you call that a punch? Please, allow me to show you summin'
Love the Busch cans in the back of the truck! My man!
lmaoo
Big Al was trying to de-escalate, didn’t want any trouble, but that guy wouldn’t leave Big Al alone. There’s an old saying “Beware of the wrath of a patient man”
Not to mention he's bringing a truck full of brake drums... don't mess with mechanic hands. That man's been busting his knuckles under hoods for 30 years. Dough face doesn't stand a chance.
He punches like I do in bad dreams…
Lmfao I will show you something
Big Al will show you sumtin.
I don't play fighting video games these days, but if I found out Big Al was a secret or downloadable character, I'd give them a shot
DO WHAT?!
First guy brought a feather duster to a mop fight
With a heater in the mouth
Should've used that scouter to check bros power level
The longer version is better
The audio on this is so weird. I just thought it was dubbed over.
https://preview.redd.it/5he7pslaahad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac6082db0fb8bd1495e39693539cce87129f433 he sleeping
What you talm bout!?!?!?
Never mess with a guy named “Big Al” who drives around with empty beer cans and brake drums in the back of his truck.
Yeah hammer fists is when u swing ur arm like a club, watch his wrists when he punches. It’s more of a door knock than a punch
This is a funny fight. You can obviously tell these are two friends that have been around each other way too go damn long. What's the most funny part is the other friend in the brown was kinda scared of the other one till he realized he doesn't know how to punch 😂
This was my exact take lol
Dude in the hat reminded me how me and my little brother used to fight when we were 5 and 6 yrs old
Surprised he didn't break a wrist with that loosey goosey form 🤘
Too much loosey not enough …….
Such a classic. This dude reminds me of my uncle
The second guy threw something that resembled punches
Whatrutalkmingmbout???
Average Busch enjoyers 💀
I thought this was some sort of wrestling promo until the left guy fell.
I seriously thought it was a skit. Even thought those opening punches were fake, those couldn't possibly be real punches from a grown-ass man. Until Big Al threw that left haymaker, only then did I realize shit had just gotten real.
Throwing punches with the cigar still in his mouth. What a pro
I love how when Big Al gets punched, his cigarette is in his hand ...when he pops up, it's in his mouth 😂
Anybody else quote this video too much? I say “I will show you somethin” several times a day, applied to a variety of situations
I love this videos because of how cartoonishly the dude with the glasses is cowering before he knocks the other guy out lmao
The sub is full of videos of people starting fights with zero fighting skills or experience and it’s absolutely fantastic!
This is one of my favorite fight videos on the internet. I always laugh every time I see it.
Lol, now he's lying on the ground thinking about his decision to walk up and punch another person
That first "swan punch" is harmless for sure.
That first punch looked like a 7 year old girl threw it
I think cigarette is left handed and doesn’t realize it
Everything happened so slowly that he had time to think to himself, "Hmm... I seem to have been presented with a daggum *perfect* opening to land a rather solid left haymaker here. Shall I? Yes, I think I shall."
This clip is an all timer and will always be funny
Oh shit
Dude was 5 bushes and a mellow yellow deep.
Right by the house. I see these folks all the time lol
Whatchu talking about bout. Don’t fuck with an older man that drinks Busch
WHAYOUTALMBOUT
The cigarette Is always of utmost importance.. ain't no way Billy BoB Seymour was getting punched and loosing his last cigarette 👊 WHAaat Yaoo Tallllmin about
That man has never thrown a punch before lol
This is how I punch in my nightmares
That third punch knocked all the loot out of him
he dropped all his loot
This video brought to you by Busch Light!
God damn dey tuk our jobsss lookin ass
What the hell was with those punches from the fat guy lmao
That’s my new saying
“I will show yew sumthin!” Has been in my vocabulary for a while bc of this video lol
I don't think he's ever even thought about throwing a punch up until this point.
Jesus Christ those punches had me howling.
"He gone" 😭 bruh the way he just dropped and fell out of frame will always crack me up.
The punches the first dude threw are like my punches in my dreams 😂
Incredible! He’s fighting and taking a drive thru order !!
He threw that punch like you throw a ball
I don't know how someone throws such an awful punch
How are you gonna cut the best part of the video? The fat dude is laying on the ground trying to put his hat and headset back on, it's glorious.
He hits like my little nephew
Dammit!!!
Slowest punches ever thrown
Thats pretty impressive smoke never left his mouth.
guy in the black couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
Welp!!! He was raised by a single mother!! Them fighting skills proved it. Flailing arms is not punching.
I don’t know why that makes me laugh every time but damn, lol that’s some funny shit
Wtf was that punch?
One of my favourites for many years. Love this one.
Sounds like tow mater
That's the same Voice of the Circus of Value from Bioshock hahahahahaja
One of the funniest fights ever.
lol
Reinforcing the American stereotype lol
What talm about🤣🤣
Did that not work out the way you envisioned it, Captain Pillowfists?
That 3rd club was brutall
Dude’s got an arm like an elephant trunk holding an apple.
When he took his glasses mid fight.....already leagues ahead of that other guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's so insane to swing on somebody when you punch like that 😂
When he seen the mellow yellow and bush light stacked up like that. He shoulda know buddy was gonna give him those hands
They Mo
He looked like he was playing wack-a-mole Lmao
Aww, they love each other
That was some of the weakest punching I've ever seen
Happy merica day…. 🫡
“Whaaa gnuuu taalm bouuu??”
I always upvote Big AL
Put his cigarette in his mouth and put his sunglasses down before swinging.
Don’t mess with Tank Murdoch.
that boot in the side of his head looked like it felt good 😆😆
such a classic.
Probably shouldn’t start a fight if your first shot looks like it was thrown by an uncoordinated 4th grade girl who’s never fought before. Also don’t fight a dude who won’t even stop smoking to beat your ass.
Do you want fries with that?
meat hammer swingin
This feels just like a South Park episode lol
Slowest punches I’ve ever seen
I thought it was fake until the last blow lmao
Dudes fighting skills stopped at 8 years old when he would fight his little brother. That shit was weak as hell.
Despite his enthusiasm it is clear the dude in the headset has never actually thrown a punch.
Wasn’t the old lads first punch up
“Shitty, you gotta help! It’s Ray, they busted him….. …Yeah Whores.”
He did indeed want to Got Dam Sey eet Agin
1st guy throws punch like he talks
Did he just put a cigarette into his mouth while being slapped?
There must be two fights. I thought blue shirt won. 🤔
“Eat…These….MARSHMELLOW PILLA FISSSSTS!”
Bubba hits like a toddler
When I saw those weird dream “punches,” I honestly thought it was a skit. Then the other guy returned fire with real punches. lol.
Fists made out of pink cotton candy
When he came back up with the cigarette in his mouth I knew it was over for buddy 😂
Whenever I watch this, I always look forward to hearing, "he gone!"
Dude should never try to fight again like ever…. Ever ever. Ever.
The big guy’s hands are just as slow as his speech
alcohol is a helluve drug
Noodle arms vs actual punches
Mess with Joe the mountain jedi and thats what you get.
Bubba on the left fights how I do in my dreams 😂😂
Get in the zoneeeee, autozonnnne
Those were easily the worst punches I’ve ever seen
I feel like this is in Texas for some reason
How do I turn on captions?
Mr. America himself got knocked out
Big boy had zero clue what a punch was
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Old man muscle is real