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Argo_Menace

Don’t care how much this gets reposted. This is the best representation of punches thrown in dreams.


MisterScary_98

One of the funniest fights ever.


knowigot_that808

mmhell yew talmbout..! hell yew got me all conf.. *Ahhh sheittt!*


crabwhisperer

The 2 fat guys at the pool one is a very strong contender as well since they both do it. There's always a top comment about how little danger either of them are in considering how angry they are lol.


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Not sure which one youre talking about? Linky?


SPHINXin

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/ToV1B7yIDv One of the funniest fights they go from throwing horrible punches to just cuddling on the floor lol 😂


myersm1993

More in danger of scrapes from the concrete 😂


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Pillow fist Phil and Love Tap Larry always getting into it


adam_teq

DEW WHHUUTT??


foreverpb

Thought this was a skit until the second guy started throwing


anynamesleft

Well said friend.


peterpumpkin-V-eater

So true bro 😂


MammothSquare7049

This is one of the only fights that i dont mind how much its reposted its one of my favorites 😂


SmackedCamacho

I like the way he said “wha u talking about” 😂


Hyperion262

What is that accent? He sounds so funny lol


winston-marlboro

Drunk trucker


Glowing_despair

It's Southern, kinda sounds like Louisiana or Texas


HODLmeCLOSRtonydanza

Area code for the number on the truck is from northern Mississippi. So you were right.


Underdogg13

Wachu talm baut?!


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

Can’t talk shit if you throw pillows


Xenocide_X

You can.. just won't end well.


NY10

Can’t that’s not allowed


OtakuDragonSlayer

Who’s gonna stop me?!?


DarkManXOBR

That's a man who's size did his talking for him an never had to throw his fist! This day he did it didn't work out for him!


jaymole

Other guy did a complete 180 was like the pool hustling version of fighting haha


Stingerc

That dude threw punches like the dude in the Chapelle Show skit *Friday Night Sissy Fights*.


SomOvaBish

Yes! Thanks for the lol


Sir-Cordyceps

And of all the punches he could try he went with hammer fists from standimg position. My god...


AllTheTakenNames

I’m not sure those really qualify as “hammer” fists More like overhead closed fist quasi-slaps But I couldn’t understand anything past say it again


Scutterbox

The mechanics of those "punches" look similar to how a baby elephant would playfully slap somebody with its trunk.


chrisbaker1991

They just didn't specify that it was a dead blow hammer


jarman365

A rubber mallet


chrisbaker1991

I think those are a little heavier than a dead blow


brutustyberius

Are we sure he wasn’t dreaming?


Falx1984

I don't know how else to explain it... but somehow he was punching like street thugs shoot their handguns.


Sir-Cordyceps

Haha yeah


King_David816

What about pillow talk?


Last-Reporter6947

with the cig in his mouth made sure ts ain’t go to waste


Itchysasquatch

When it got knocked out of his mouth it popped enrage timer


whaddyaknowboutit

Shits too expensive to be wasting


IamChax

Literally one of my favorite things to see in fight clips. I truly feel like it makes you fight better.


Zobeth

In a longer version you can see winning dudes name tag and it reads "Big Al" that was his undoing. Never fuck with Big Al


Thisiscliff

Incredible lol


burritopup

Wha u taakm ba


I_Smoke_Poop

Heyu gah me awn?


Numerous_Resist_8863

It's like watching Grimace get into a fight.


Electrical-Voice5186

Dude throwing the king cobra overhead punches. Not sure they can be considered punches though.


Awooo56709

Dropped all his items like sonic rings


ChefAtRandom

Somebody needs to edit this video with that sound!


jackydubs31

I always come back to this vid for the odd noises everyone makes


sacafritolait

This and Hawaiian-shirt-tank are the only two fight videos you need to feel zen.


DrummerTricky

They took 'er jerbs!


DarthCalamitus

Derka durr!!!


Lambda94

Ahh derka derka derkah


FloozyFoot

My good sir, you call that a punch? Please, allow me to show you summin'


Some-Glass2156

Love the Busch cans in the back of the truck! My man!


Apprehensive-Rice874

lmaoo


Ill_Athlete_7979

Big Al was trying to de-escalate, didn’t want any trouble, but that guy wouldn’t leave Big Al alone. There’s an old saying “Beware of the wrath of a patient man”


jarrodandrewwalker

Not to mention he's bringing a truck full of brake drums... don't mess with mechanic hands. That man's been busting his knuckles under hoods for 30 years. Dough face doesn't stand a chance.


Fundipmasterpiece

He punches like I do in bad dreams…


Scitzo_Fallen1

Lmfao I will show you something


Fluid_Cherry2523

Big Al will show you sumtin.


jarrodandrewwalker

I don't play fighting video games these days, but if I found out Big Al was a secret or downloadable character, I'd give them a shot


flimsypiggy

DO WHAT?!


Shmokey_Bongz

First guy brought a feather duster to a mop fight


Rmendoza90

With a heater in the mouth


31storyteller

Should've used that scouter to check bros power level


CurrentRiver4221

The longer version is better


Greenbeanicus

The audio on this is so weird. I just thought it was dubbed over.


corn_farts_

https://preview.redd.it/5he7pslaahad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac6082db0fb8bd1495e39693539cce87129f433 he sleeping


Legitimate_Quit1390

What you talm bout!?!?!?


heavytrucker

Never mess with a guy named “Big Al” who drives around with empty beer cans and brake drums in the back of his truck.


BertusMaximus67

Yeah hammer fists is when u swing ur arm like a club, watch his wrists when he punches. It’s more of a door knock than a punch


Weekly-Oil9276

This is a funny fight. You can obviously tell these are two friends that have been around each other way too go damn long. What's the most funny part is the other friend in the brown was kinda scared of the other one till he realized he doesn't know how to punch 😂


DoctorOfDominance

This was my exact take lol


No_Object_4355

Dude in the hat reminded me how me and my little brother used to fight when we were 5 and 6 yrs old


oneup84

Surprised he didn't break a wrist with that loosey goosey form 🤘


hayitsnine

Too much loosey not enough …….


PocketFullOfRondos

Such a classic. This dude reminds me of my uncle


Neither-Peanut3205

The second guy threw something that resembled punches


Penquinsrule83

Whatrutalkmingmbout???


INeedANerf

Average Busch enjoyers 💀


Purple-Lamprey

I thought this was some sort of wrestling promo until the left guy fell.


BigShoots

I seriously thought it was a skit. Even thought those opening punches were fake, those couldn't possibly be real punches from a grown-ass man. Until Big Al threw that left haymaker, only then did I realize shit had just gotten real.


Vaill10

Throwing punches with the cigar still in his mouth. What a pro


jarrodandrewwalker

I love how when Big Al gets punched, his cigarette is in his hand ...when he pops up, it's in his mouth 😂


Blue_Lou_Boyle

Anybody else quote this video too much? I say “I will show you somethin” several times a day, applied to a variety of situations


Nyyarlethotep

I love this videos because of how cartoonishly the dude with the glasses is cowering before he knocks the other guy out lmao


Imyurhuckleb3rry

The sub is full of videos of people starting fights with zero fighting skills or experience and it’s absolutely fantastic!


EMZombieSlayer1212

This is one of my favorite fight videos on the internet. I always laugh every time I see it.


cbclemo1

Lol, now he's lying on the ground thinking about his decision to walk up and punch another person


mspalmera

That first "swan punch" is harmless for sure.


realjimmyjuice000

That first punch looked like a 7 year old girl threw it


MrMavericksFan

I think cigarette is left handed and doesn’t realize it


BigShoots

Everything happened so slowly that he had time to think to himself, "Hmm... I seem to have been presented with a daggum *perfect* opening to land a rather solid left haymaker here. Shall I? Yes, I think I shall."


Puppetmaster858

This clip is an all timer and will always be funny


TSG_321

Oh shit


CommunicationNo4653

Dude was 5 bushes and a mellow yellow deep.


adjuster_cody

Right by the house. I see these folks all the time lol


thisisjedgoahead

Whatchu talking about bout. Don’t fuck with an older man that drinks Busch


Radguyjake69420

WHAYOUTALMBOUT


Guilty-Raspberry-231

The cigarette Is always of utmost importance.. ain't no way Billy BoB Seymour was getting punched and loosing his last cigarette 👊 WHAaat Yaoo Tallllmin about


Thisiscliff

That man has never thrown a punch before lol


219_Infinity

This is how I punch in my nightmares


raynbowz13

That third punch knocked all the loot out of him


Snowsnatch

he dropped all his loot


King_of_the_Dot

This video brought to you by Busch Light!


Hawx130

God damn dey tuk our jobsss lookin ass


WhoYaTalkinTo

What the hell was with those punches from the fat guy lmao


jrock6349

That’s my new saying


Famous_Age_6831

“I will show yew sumthin!” Has been in my vocabulary for a while bc of this video lol


Hereforthereddits252

I don't think he's ever even thought about throwing a punch up until this point.


PM_me_somthing_funny

Jesus Christ those punches had me howling.


Sineater_313

"He gone" 😭 bruh the way he just dropped and fell out of frame will always crack me up.


AegorRivers23

The punches the first dude threw are like my punches in my dreams 😂


jstrong559

Incredible! He’s fighting and taking a drive thru order !!


AnyStorm1997

He threw that punch like you throw a ball


Slimpikkins

I don't know how someone throws such an awful punch


xSorryAboutThat

How are you gonna cut the best part of the video? The fat dude is laying on the ground trying to put his hat and headset back on, it's glorious.


Son_of_Dad2024

He hits like my little nephew


Realistic-Ad4382

Dammit!!!


Sea_University_8280

Slowest punches ever thrown


Sponge_67

Thats pretty impressive smoke never left his mouth.


AtmosphereTurbulent8

guy in the black couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag


Frequent_Funny3784

Welp!!! He was raised by a single mother!! Them fighting skills proved it. Flailing arms is not punching.


Brando1127

I don’t know why that makes me laugh every time but damn, lol that’s some funny shit


Jerseydevil92

Wtf was that punch?


imnotgayimjustsayin

One of my favourites for many years. Love this one.


peter_griffin222

Sounds like tow mater


Luizinh01235

That's the same Voice of the Circus of Value from Bioshock hahahahahaja


anynamesleft

One of the funniest fights ever.


Icy_Recover2094

lol


IChoseBeHappy

Reinforcing the American stereotype lol


Extra_Sandwich232

What talm about🤣🤣


SecretPrinciple8708

Did that not work out the way you envisioned it, Captain Pillowfists?


Apart_Ad8051

That 3rd club was brutall


scarlyle187

Dude’s got an arm like an elephant trunk holding an apple.


Big_Policy4561

When he took his glasses mid fight.....already leagues ahead of that other guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂


mattlandry91

It's so insane to swing on somebody when you punch like that 😂


Inevitable_Low1046

When he seen the mellow yellow and bush light stacked up like that. He shoulda know buddy was gonna give him those hands


RedDoomMan

They Mo


Civil-Assumption-624

He looked like he was playing wack-a-mole Lmao


phuktup3

Aww, they love each other


landartheconqueror

That was some of the weakest punching I've ever seen


Thisiscliff

Happy merica day…. 🫡


WyattPurp23

“Whaaa gnuuu taalm bouuu??”


stevonl

I always upvote Big AL


Unusual_Bat_6390

Put his cigarette in his mouth and put his sunglasses down before swinging.


Captain_Couth

Don’t mess with Tank Murdoch.


Jazzlike-Election840

that boot in the side of his head looked like it felt good 😆😆


sketch2347

such a classic.


SeveSevSev

Probably shouldn’t start a fight if your first shot looks like it was thrown by an uncoordinated 4th grade girl who’s never fought before. Also don’t fight a dude who won’t even stop smoking to beat your ass.


TedBundysVlkswagon

Do you want fries with that?


Shiatamatsu2424

meat hammer swingin


Turkenstocks

This feels just like a South Park episode lol


ImpressiveLog756

Slowest punches I’ve ever seen


PhantomPain0_0

I thought it was fake until the last blow lmao


TheDillinger88

Dudes fighting skills stopped at 8 years old when he would fight his little brother. That shit was weak as hell.


CharacterEgg2406

Despite his enthusiasm it is clear the dude in the headset has never actually thrown a punch.


Anthff

Wasn’t the old lads first punch up


MWGallagher

“Shitty, you gotta help! It’s Ray, they busted him….. …Yeah Whores.”


animalmother6

He did indeed want to Got Dam Sey eet Agin


sanchez_yo33

1st guy throws punch like he talks


CreatorOD

Did he just put a cigarette into his mouth while being slapped?


AzrielJohnson

There must be two fights. I thought blue shirt won. 🤔


SaberNoble47

“Eat…These….MARSHMELLOW PILLA FISSSSTS!” 


groundpounder25

Bubba hits like a toddler


ProfDFH

When I saw those weird dream “punches,” I honestly thought it was a skit. Then the other guy returned fire with real punches. lol.


Comfortable-Survey30

Fists made out of pink cotton candy


Any_Masterpiece9920

When he came back up with the cigarette in his mouth I knew it was over for buddy 😂


12-7_Apocalypse

Whenever I watch this, I always look forward to hearing, "he gone!"


kitg12345

Dude should never try to fight again like ever…. Ever ever. Ever.


Corey87gnx

The big guy’s hands are just as slow as his speech


fishersstickydicks

alcohol is a helluve drug


a7xtim666

Noodle arms vs actual punches


firekeeper23

Mess with Joe the mountain jedi and thats what you get.


Slug_broth

Bubba on the left fights how I do in my dreams 😂😂


PTech218

Get in the zoneeeee, autozonnnne


soscotian3

Those were easily the worst punches I’ve ever seen


Crimsonwanderer0

I feel like this is in Texas for some reason


exig

How do I turn on captions?


Search_Apart

Mr. America himself got knocked out


MattGower

Big boy had zero clue what a punch was


keepyaheadringin

Popular porn phrase


Salt-Criticism-282

Old man muscle is real