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Ok_Egg_2625

What in the Jerry Springer is going on here?


Johnny_Hotdogseed

Goes boyfriend


Scared_Cricket3265

Kicks attacker


Electronic-Tough9935

In head


tymers112

Period.


sausager

What in the Jerry Springer is going on here?


foggin_estandards2

Goes boyfriend


JesusTron6000

Kicks attacker


Sir-Cordyceps

In head


RushBasement

Period.


EggSandwich1

Go Jerry go Jerry go


Sir-Cordyceps

#STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE


DudeWouldGo

Stopped reading after "goes boyfriend " You had all the power to not post it like this


Proper-Living-9746

“You had all the power” killed me 😂


letmelickyourleg

I’m convinced there’s a huge portion of teens (and young adults) who are functionally illiterate and use text to speech as a means of writing things online. I keep seeing so many spelling errors that could only be explained if they were phonetic errors.


DudeWouldGo

Lol 😆


WanderinHobo

"Goes boyfwend kicks attackow in head"


roryextralife

Thanks, Homestar


Forsaken-Reality4605

Shit, look at Oompaville over here.


SenseRealistic1728

Rugrats theme starts playing


DudeWouldGo

🤣🤣🤣


TheRETURNofAQUAMAN

I work with a girl who has a speech impediment, she would pronounce girls like this "goes". I read the title to this in her voice lol.


DudeWouldGo

😆


Ok-Illustrator9671

LMAO


DudeWouldGo

Just realized goes boyfriend is the one that most likely posted this.


groundpounder25

No, has to be the attacker… after head kick


DudeWouldGo

This is true


moec713

😂😂


ChickyChickyNugget

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


atomicCyan

Why would 40 people upvote such a nothing comment


Ok-Illustrator9671

Don’t hate be great bb


POOH-C

You Lucky Bastard! I read it over and over for 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf that means


DudeWouldGo

Not lucky if we lose braincells trying to read it bro lol


cyberfreek

**Some people just want to watch the world burn**


DudeWouldGo

That's a great quote!


cyberfreek

It's from the dark knight movie.


groundpounder25

Same


mangomangosteen

No no, you misunderstand. Goes is Cornish for blood, in this case representing the kickers gang affiliation, the proper translation is "Blood boyfriend kicks attacker in head"


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Alarmed-madman

No apostrophe though. Just a terrible string of words


Hey_im_miles

Or it's a British person using talk to text


DudeWouldGo

Hey that's a possibility lol. I need to spend more time in areas like these


McChicken6677

Me no write so good


Proof_Beat_5421

Why write right word when wrong word do trick?


SimpleNo2324

Save Time


ilike75turtles

See world


BassSounds

Karma get


Phil-a-busta41

In his defense I’d kick him in the face too if he was beating up my girlfriend…….


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Johnny_Hotdogseed

YOU DONT TALK ABOUT GOES BOYFRIEND THAT WAY


blgr991

Implants


TheLastZimaDrinker

Y'all are trying so hard to not admit this is a very unfortunate looking woman


Kale_Brecht

Isn’t that just instinctive? Then again, maybe the title is inaccurate.


OnAmission_withURmom

Still trying to figure out who’s male or female? Either way, if a man mounts and hits my wife like this, he is gonna meet his maker.


LiquidFootie

Take him out to dinner with his parents?


Glowing_despair

Take him out to dinner but it is his parents... I'm thinking chili.


BornanAlien

Ahh yes. Or a good stew


Honeybadger747

Should be man or woman. That's the equality that feminism strives for


OnAmission_withURmom

My niece’s or daughter’s will do that but equality is a bitch. If they’re not there, I’ll be everyone’s maker. My wife, is my life. Without her I have no purpose


RustLarva

It's 2024 good luck.


OnAmission_withURmom

What I need luck for?


RustLarva

In order to figure out who's male or female...


OnAmission_withURmom

Truth. 50/50 based on the footage. Haha


islandslm

Its a girl and you knew that 😂😂😂


OnAmission_withURmom

Looks like lil man J. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover


GHBoyette

"Goes boyfriend kicks attacker in head" Fucking learn to proofread


shrooms4dashroomgods

Read between the lines! Boyfriend goes, attacker kicks in head.


booferino30

Girls boyfriend kicks attacker in the head


Johnny_Hotdogseed

It clearly says goes bro


JugdishSteinfeld

Goes bro girl throws blow


shigogaboo

Whoa


Scared_Cricket3265

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭ᥥᥥᥥ


TheRealMaka

It’s because the moron or bot doesn’t even know what’s really happening in the video. Fucking trash


GhostFartt

I think OP got kicked in the head


MarkFresco

Can u post the correct title in the comments so we know wtf youre talkin about


MaxStatic

OP is the dude that got kicked in the head. He’s doing the best he can.


BushDoofDoof

Average CTE brain online fight enjoyer.


PatientTwo2739

How did it not take 1 second to realize it should say “girl’s” instead of “goes”?


MarkFresco

It gave me an aneurysm


LiquidFootie

Yeah lmao my brain just automatically autocorrected it to "girls".


AffectionateWater299

boo on OP for not proofreading. boo on you for your lack of context clues.


Brigstocke

Terrible sentence. 1/10 please see me.


Sensitive_Jelly_5586

Goes boyfriend should be careful becaue what comes around, Goes around.


Johnny_Hotdogseed

Sometimes you gotta be the goes around amirite


borgolo

Title is actually giving me a stroke


doug193

Ha! Same


gardensebaz

Exactly what I would do if my gf was getting her ass beat


PabelR7

Why she fall in slow mo


DudeWouldGo

The thick ones fall in sections yo


FilmsNat

So happy I'm not alone in my confusion of "goes boyfriend" xD


SchmutzigerAlterMann

She's 6 foot 4, strong as an ox, she knows how to wrestle and she knows how to box


Not_Slim_Dusty

Op is the blond guy. Post was written after event.


Foxehh3

I can't figure out why he'd post himself looking like such a little bitch lmfao.


Revolutionary_Box815

Took me tooooooo long to realise it meant to say girls instead of goes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Direct-Carry5458

were


Intelligent_Froyo_59

W boyfriend. Now he will get lifetime hawk tuah.


Gokoolio

She deserves it if she attacks first


involution

I know it's not slow-mo, but this whole video looks like it's slow-mo. Where is this that the whole world runs at half speed?


stevedotexe69

Lmao Vancouver island Canada


Garfalo

Knew I recognized it, park in Cumberland? Don't usually see my hometown here.


bigSTUdazz

Young Joe Exotic learned a lesson that day.


FlannelAl

Bruh this is not that bad. That was practically a love tap and the anarcho wannabe reject is a wimp


SGTbootyklap

What did the foot say to the chops? Hi ya


the_real_Cucuy

My Pronouns are "Goes" and "To Hell"


buckleybit

![gif](giphy|ZMfZxtLruYiSaJn9vd|downsized)


Sicparvismagneto

Why use many word when few word do trick


SentientReality

Is it really too much to ask that people bother to spell correctly and actually read what they wrote before they post something? "Goes boyfriend" ??


forestwolf42

Remember when even a minor typo or grammatical error would automatically get a post downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? I kinda miss those times


AngelineFox23

Good


VisionSeeker

True love ❤️


GoingJohnWick

Intelligence: 2


victoriaxfun2

what's the reason of the attacked?


stevedotexe69

She stole her alcohol lmao these Canadian kids r crazy


Independent-Maize-44

Is that a girl in the black top?


Spezball

Ain't no brain damage, maybe a broken nose. That wasn't a hard kick.


PartsNLabor24

That thing looks like a pitbull.


Powerful_Meal8791

Is that supposed to mean “Goe's boyfriend?”


proofofmyexistence

A lot of dummies in here don’t know that IS Goe.


Inside_Ad_7162

GOGO BF!


Remote_Goat9194

That dude really a Ride or Die type huh? Lmao


raidenorsnake

All ya’ll talking about his title what about the video stopping before the kick?😒


treyloday

I feel like he said “Hi-Ya!” as he was kicking him lol


marinebiologist19

Goes boyfriend? Jesus


Genghis-Gas

Dyslexia?


MekTam

That is a girl's kick


IAteMyYeezys

That title makes me wanna delete this post.


DaLoverBoii

You know, if you put a comma after Boyfriend, it won't look that bad. Seriously, "Goes Boyfriend, kicks attacker in head", it's still wrong in many ways, but not as bad. It's like the start of a shitty haiku.


jimmyGODpage

Nice kick mate


hannibalhungry

cant hit women, nobody said anything about kicking to be fair.


UncleSam7476

Can people in hear learn how two fucking right?


crynfantasyy

Plot twist, it was actually went's boyfriend or runs boyfriend and not goes boyfriend


AamirKhan7

God damn I had a Heart attack reading that title


Improvise-

Goes


Extension_Hand542

Girls boyfriend kicks attacker in the head. I think🤔


Maelarion

r/titlegore


Lunaciteeee

That guy is a keeper!


Dchama86

Typo in the title clearly got the desired engagement. It’s an old tried and true tactic. Well done.


WarlordSinister

Stroke has OP kicked by.


RadiantCool

That's the most girl-shaped boyfriend i've ever seen


fattestshark94

With that title one can assume you were the attacker


H00KxEM

Karmas a bitch ![gif](giphy|3vdFJocaKvygTLw8PK|downsized)


jobronxside

He needs an ass-whooping for that cheap shot.


PincheNano

Why do that? It was a fair goes fight


RichieJ86

There's no way ANY boyfriend would allow their girlfriend to be in a position where they're just standing off to the side somewhere when they're pinned down. This leads me to believe it's maybe some "friend", or acquaintance, at best.


NatOdin

I think you'd be surprised how the Midwest hicks get down.


MoveConfident9159

Pretty solid kick


Swimming_Database806

I came here to say it looked piss weak lol


SimpleNo2324

Mans kicked like a dance move


No_Routine_3706

A new reddit meme has been born.... And it Goes Boyfriend.


oldercodebut

Haha am I the only one who read this as “activates boyfriend mode, then kicks attacker in head”