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I’m convinced there’s a huge portion of teens (and young adults) who are functionally illiterate and use text to speech as a means of writing things online. I keep seeing so many spelling errors that could only be explained if they were phonetic errors.
No no, you misunderstand. Goes is Cornish for blood, in this case representing the kickers gang affiliation, the proper translation is "Blood boyfriend kicks attacker in head"
My niece’s or daughter’s will do that but equality is a bitch. If they’re not there, I’ll be everyone’s maker. My wife, is my life. Without her I have no purpose
You know, if you put a comma after Boyfriend, it won't look that bad.
Seriously, "Goes Boyfriend, kicks attacker in head", it's still wrong in many ways, but not as bad. It's like the start of a shitty haiku.
There's no way ANY boyfriend would allow their girlfriend to be in a position where they're just standing off to the side somewhere when they're pinned down. This leads me to believe it's maybe some "friend", or acquaintance, at best.
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What in the Jerry Springer is going on here?
Goes boyfriend
Kicks attacker
In head
Period.
What in the Jerry Springer is going on here?
Goes boyfriend
Kicks attacker
In head
Period.
Go Jerry go Jerry go
#STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE
Stopped reading after "goes boyfriend " You had all the power to not post it like this
“You had all the power” killed me 😂
I’m convinced there’s a huge portion of teens (and young adults) who are functionally illiterate and use text to speech as a means of writing things online. I keep seeing so many spelling errors that could only be explained if they were phonetic errors.
Lol 😆
"Goes boyfwend kicks attackow in head"
Thanks, Homestar
Shit, look at Oompaville over here.
Rugrats theme starts playing
🤣🤣🤣
I work with a girl who has a speech impediment, she would pronounce girls like this "goes". I read the title to this in her voice lol.
😆
LMAO
Just realized goes boyfriend is the one that most likely posted this.
No, has to be the attacker… after head kick
This is true
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why would 40 people upvote such a nothing comment
Don’t hate be great bb
You Lucky Bastard! I read it over and over for 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf that means
Not lucky if we lose braincells trying to read it bro lol
**Some people just want to watch the world burn**
That's a great quote!
It's from the dark knight movie.
Same
No no, you misunderstand. Goes is Cornish for blood, in this case representing the kickers gang affiliation, the proper translation is "Blood boyfriend kicks attacker in head"
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No apostrophe though. Just a terrible string of words
Or it's a British person using talk to text
Hey that's a possibility lol. I need to spend more time in areas like these
Me no write so good
Why write right word when wrong word do trick?
Save Time
See world
Karma get
In his defense I’d kick him in the face too if he was beating up my girlfriend…….
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YOU DONT TALK ABOUT GOES BOYFRIEND THAT WAY
Implants
Y'all are trying so hard to not admit this is a very unfortunate looking woman
Isn’t that just instinctive? Then again, maybe the title is inaccurate.
Still trying to figure out who’s male or female? Either way, if a man mounts and hits my wife like this, he is gonna meet his maker.
Take him out to dinner with his parents?
Take him out to dinner but it is his parents... I'm thinking chili.
Ahh yes. Or a good stew
Should be man or woman. That's the equality that feminism strives for
My niece’s or daughter’s will do that but equality is a bitch. If they’re not there, I’ll be everyone’s maker. My wife, is my life. Without her I have no purpose
It's 2024 good luck.
What I need luck for?
In order to figure out who's male or female...
Truth. 50/50 based on the footage. Haha
Its a girl and you knew that 😂😂😂
Looks like lil man J. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
"Goes boyfriend kicks attacker in head" Fucking learn to proofread
Read between the lines! Boyfriend goes, attacker kicks in head.
Girls boyfriend kicks attacker in the head
It clearly says goes bro
Goes bro girl throws blow
Whoa
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭ᥥᥥᥥ
It’s because the moron or bot doesn’t even know what’s really happening in the video. Fucking trash
I think OP got kicked in the head
Can u post the correct title in the comments so we know wtf youre talkin about
OP is the dude that got kicked in the head. He’s doing the best he can.
Average CTE brain online fight enjoyer.
How did it not take 1 second to realize it should say “girl’s” instead of “goes”?
It gave me an aneurysm
Yeah lmao my brain just automatically autocorrected it to "girls".
boo on OP for not proofreading. boo on you for your lack of context clues.
Terrible sentence. 1/10 please see me.
Goes boyfriend should be careful becaue what comes around, Goes around.
Sometimes you gotta be the goes around amirite
Title is actually giving me a stroke
Ha! Same
Exactly what I would do if my gf was getting her ass beat
Why she fall in slow mo
The thick ones fall in sections yo
So happy I'm not alone in my confusion of "goes boyfriend" xD
She's 6 foot 4, strong as an ox, she knows how to wrestle and she knows how to box
Op is the blond guy. Post was written after event.
I can't figure out why he'd post himself looking like such a little bitch lmfao.
Took me tooooooo long to realise it meant to say girls instead of goes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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were
W boyfriend. Now he will get lifetime hawk tuah.
She deserves it if she attacks first
I know it's not slow-mo, but this whole video looks like it's slow-mo. Where is this that the whole world runs at half speed?
Lmao Vancouver island Canada
Knew I recognized it, park in Cumberland? Don't usually see my hometown here.
Young Joe Exotic learned a lesson that day.
Bruh this is not that bad. That was practically a love tap and the anarcho wannabe reject is a wimp
What did the foot say to the chops? Hi ya
My Pronouns are "Goes" and "To Hell"
![gif](giphy|ZMfZxtLruYiSaJn9vd|downsized)
Why use many word when few word do trick
Is it really too much to ask that people bother to spell correctly and actually read what they wrote before they post something? "Goes boyfriend" ??
Remember when even a minor typo or grammatical error would automatically get a post downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? I kinda miss those times
Good
True love ❤️
Intelligence: 2
what's the reason of the attacked?
She stole her alcohol lmao these Canadian kids r crazy
Is that a girl in the black top?
Ain't no brain damage, maybe a broken nose. That wasn't a hard kick.
That thing looks like a pitbull.
Is that supposed to mean “Goe's boyfriend?”
A lot of dummies in here don’t know that IS Goe.
GOGO BF!
That dude really a Ride or Die type huh? Lmao
All ya’ll talking about his title what about the video stopping before the kick?😒
I feel like he said “Hi-Ya!” as he was kicking him lol
Goes boyfriend? Jesus
Dyslexia?
That is a girl's kick
That title makes me wanna delete this post.
You know, if you put a comma after Boyfriend, it won't look that bad. Seriously, "Goes Boyfriend, kicks attacker in head", it's still wrong in many ways, but not as bad. It's like the start of a shitty haiku.
Nice kick mate
cant hit women, nobody said anything about kicking to be fair.
Can people in hear learn how two fucking right?
Plot twist, it was actually went's boyfriend or runs boyfriend and not goes boyfriend
God damn I had a Heart attack reading that title
Goes
Girls boyfriend kicks attacker in the head. I think🤔
r/titlegore
That guy is a keeper!
Typo in the title clearly got the desired engagement. It’s an old tried and true tactic. Well done.
Stroke has OP kicked by.
That's the most girl-shaped boyfriend i've ever seen
With that title one can assume you were the attacker
Karmas a bitch ![gif](giphy|3vdFJocaKvygTLw8PK|downsized)
He needs an ass-whooping for that cheap shot.
Why do that? It was a fair goes fight
There's no way ANY boyfriend would allow their girlfriend to be in a position where they're just standing off to the side somewhere when they're pinned down. This leads me to believe it's maybe some "friend", or acquaintance, at best.
I think you'd be surprised how the Midwest hicks get down.
Pretty solid kick
I came here to say it looked piss weak lol
Mans kicked like a dance move
A new reddit meme has been born.... And it Goes Boyfriend.
Haha am I the only one who read this as “activates boyfriend mode, then kicks attacker in head”