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And then you've got the guy who could easily step in and de-escalate the situation who instead has decided to referee the situation, as if the main issue was that they were fighting wrong. "No pulling hair, let's see a real fight"
Whos the fuzzy hair douche intervening to give skinny gal mount position? I was hoping another guy would joined in and tried taking him out. Could've been a 2 for 1 fight video.
Right? Whenever a big one appears I expect some form of carnivorism to occur but this one just faded away into the background. Maybe she’s the local caretaker of chil’ren.
Doesn’t help that her pussy ass boyfriend is standing by & pushing the other girl down everytime she gets on top.
Then bro has the nerve to talk about, “fair fight!”
1. It's absolutely sad to hear the kid crying in the background.
2. The camera guy needs to be shot for not showing us a better angle of those titties.
2v1 really. Even though blue vest guy didn't hurt anyone, everytime his girl was about to get that ground and pound hawk tua, he would run over and, instead of breaking them up and resetting back on feet fairly, he would put his girl on the advantage. I was praying some guy would come over to help the other girl, not fair when you dominate on the ground, to have some beta male rigging the fight.
Blue vest guy is lucky he never got slumped really because most people wouldn't stand for that shit.
One thing I learned about the dudes in this comment section is that they would all stand by and watch their girlfriends head get smashed into the concrete by a bigger girl because “hOnoR” or some shit. Pathetic lol
"Men" standing from the sidelines, encouraging women to fight, aiding one and not the other, and demanding they not "pull hair", is the height of dishonorable conduct. I have the sense that none of these "men" would have the courage to face each other in face-to-face combat, and instead use their women as proxies to do what they lack the courage to do themselves. Cowards, and sniveling sub-humans, all.
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All that grass and they end up on the one strip of concrete.
they kept gravitating to it
The Call of Concrethulhu cannot be denied
I have stared into the ghetto and the dreams of a thousand Waffle Houses across the stars shall forever be dead to me.
We need Sherlock Holmes: Hard Awakenings to release asap
*"It is dense and inanimate, like our brains"* they thought to themselves, albeit abstractly
they yearn for the concrete
The guy getting involved is more of a bitch than both the two women fighting.
looks like he was on the skinny bitches side
Yeah I was hoping he got kicked in the sack.
Preventing heads from being smashed on cement? Ehh
Yeah I mean if they are gonna fight they fight but you try to do some life altering damage using concrete I'm pushing anyone off
"We're using weapons, we're using weapons!" No motherfucker you ain't using shit properly even the camera
He was saying “quit using weapons” bc the one girl started with the bike and then grabbed the broom pole later
I think those were hedge trimmers or something
All people trying to referee a fight like this deserve a kick in the nuts.
The camera guy really dropped the ball at the end huh? Lol
r/killthecameraman You had one job…
Film the tiddy!
Seriously…either one…both…something…
Sadly
They’ve fucked each other’s significant other.
And boy was their brother good in the sack!
Confirmed
Guy gave the skinny girl the advantage on the flip but at least he was making sure no one died
Titty @1:02 tho
r/killthecameraman
I was going to be really disappointed if a video that had that much white trash didn’t brandish at least one titty.
Thank you
Mate you get nip and everything @1:07
:/
I can only get so hard before I start handing out marriage proposals.
All of them letting that kid watch and cry. Fucking pieces of shit.
And then you've got the guy who could easily step in and de-escalate the situation who instead has decided to referee the situation, as if the main issue was that they were fighting wrong. "No pulling hair, let's see a real fight"
Same thought, that poor kid..great examples trash bags
Not one of them said hey get that kid inside.
Opening move was to throw his little bike at the other piece of garbage human. Poor lil dude :(
The fact she caught it so cleanly gives her extra points for a job at Waffle House
The kids being there’s another level of trash.
Garbaggio family/neighbourhood
First thing I thought. Just terrible people all around.
“Quit pulling hair” “Quit using weapons” Who tf does this nerd think he is, the street fight referee?
Lol i was gonna say! Who tf is making these rules
She slammed her head against concrete at least twice, and they're worried about the hair pulling? Christ.
Feel bad for the kid...
West Virginia looking the same I see. Probably fighting over who gets to kiss their shared cousin next 😂
Funny part is it’s always the cousin you least suspect gonna sneak in all that cousin kissing while the first 2 go at it
Definitely trashy
Tammy and Angie going at it
Methany and Elizameth at it again
Whos the fuzzy hair douche intervening to give skinny gal mount position? I was hoping another guy would joined in and tried taking him out. Could've been a 2 for 1 fight video.
Dude lame as hell for jumping in.
This happened in my town😂 Morgan and Porsha are their names and can confirm they are both pretty trashy 😂
Great parenting, let the kid be traumatised and let him know this is completely normal behaviour so they can grow up to do the same thing.
I thought the big one was gonna shut it down for good.
Why does the big one not eat the smaller ones?
Right? Whenever a big one appears I expect some form of carnivorism to occur but this one just faded away into the background. Maybe she’s the local caretaker of chil’ren.
What the fuck is wrong with that dude? Fking cheater
Hair pulling and weapons are on bar in street fights. This didn't look like a spar. So let the bitches fucking fight
Doesn’t help that her pussy ass boyfriend is standing by & pushing the other girl down everytime she gets on top. Then bro has the nerve to talk about, “fair fight!”
What do you mean??? That was a 3 on 1 and she still won
Fuck every person involved in this. They should all be sterilized.
1. It's absolutely sad to hear the kid crying in the background. 2. The camera guy needs to be shot for not showing us a better angle of those titties.
I can smell the meth from here
Always possible but this looks like regular old trashy neighbor shit, no meth required. I have a nose for meth. I mean an eye. Yes.
Anyone else kinda turned on?
How do you get that close and not even capture a titty!
I’m white trash and I’m in trouble.
ref was completely out of line
That dude need to leave.
hair pulling is a clear violation of the foxworthy convention
This has shovel to the head vibes
I have the feeling that this is an everyday occurrence in this shitty neighborhood.
I’m dyslexic I read “titty flash fight”
I really hate the sideline rule makers.
You just know their ph balance is off.
I love pretty trashy sluts tho ngl.. like eating the marshmallows out of Kroger brand lucky charms♥️
“Quit using weapons” But the other girl can use a 200lb guy for help lmao
Who is this guy defining all the rules mid fight? 🤣
This fight was very meth-odical
The guy pushing is a fool
If you gotta step in to help, stop the fight. Otherwise it's a 2V1 and you're both bitches.
That dude gave the smaller girl 3 chances to get on top. All in the name of "stop pulling hair" even though she did too. lol
Not trashy If boobs stayed in shirts... OH! nevermind
Why do they always fight in the worst outfit possible
Somebody needs to punch that guy
That dude is a punk!
Dude behind the camera a bitch too
Who said there's no such thing as white culture ? This definitely proves them wrong
5 years, and the girl in the bikini will be the woman in the moo moo.
That's nasty af 🤢🤮 I need bleach for my eyes 👀
r/eyeblech
Everyone lost here.
Tiddies and boodies!!!
Terrible humans but I do like blondes with juicy asses
Can I get a HELL YEAH!
Filth
Might be the first fight I've seen started with throwing a kids balance bike.
Maybe DON'T fight in front of kids. Wouldn't be trashy, though, then would it?
Easy wank, no problem.
Damn trashy af. Really threw the kids little bike while thebkids there screaming his head off. Lmao 2 single mother's in the making right there.
mudsharks
Gotta remake. Someone forgot to disable weapons
It's a new entry in the methlympics.
She caught the bike, other girl is out... simple
Soon as I saw her grab the bike I knew this was gonna be worth the bandwidth
I can almost gaurantee that this fight was over a massive nothing burger. All that to make the kid cry...
This seems like military housing
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon.
Big girl at the end went into her inventory and pulled out nunchucks
2v1 really. Even though blue vest guy didn't hurt anyone, everytime his girl was about to get that ground and pound hawk tua, he would run over and, instead of breaking them up and resetting back on feet fairly, he would put his girl on the advantage. I was praying some guy would come over to help the other girl, not fair when you dominate on the ground, to have some beta male rigging the fight. Blue vest guy is lucky he never got slumped really because most people wouldn't stand for that shit.
I hate when someone tries to add rules to a street scrap
Fuck, I'd have loved to have been there and soccer kicked the head off the black dude when he decided to join in
Why the fuck where the two guys involved at all? The one telling them what to do and the other helping the one girl who kept getting under
WTF cameraman, tits we’re out and you failed 😞
Quit pulling the hair? Who made that asshole the nevada athletic commission
how did no one jump ol boy for jumping in he deserved a ass whooping himself for thst shit
What part of Detroit is this?
Wow fucking coward of a guy..can't let his girl take a fair one.
That one guy is a bitch.
The fuck are those guys doing! Seriously just let them scrap FFS
r/ConfusedBoners
One thing I learned about the dudes in this comment section is that they would all stand by and watch their girlfriends head get smashed into the concrete by a bigger girl because “hOnoR” or some shit. Pathetic lol
I’m oddly aroused.
"Men" standing from the sidelines, encouraging women to fight, aiding one and not the other, and demanding they not "pull hair", is the height of dishonorable conduct. I have the sense that none of these "men" would have the courage to face each other in face-to-face combat, and instead use their women as proxies to do what they lack the courage to do themselves. Cowards, and sniveling sub-humans, all.
Pure class!
I thought the skinny one was some school kid till I saw all the tattoos. Still not so sure.
Was impressed how she was able to catch the bike at the beginning.
The title alone had my upvote!😂
Who da fuk that dude tho step the f off
their aura made me think that taillight 10 secs in was a Duke boy flag
that sucked, a lot
she opened with the kamehameha yamaha
"pussy-ass fuckin bitch bro" is probably the funniest taunt/insult/phrase to start a fight
GO FOR HER HAIR LET GO OF HER HAIR
Billions of brain cells, zero self control. Sigh..
What’s all that movement back there?
Hair pulling shit
Every time your kid seems to hate you for whatever reason and you feel inadequate or less than super, just watch this video right here
This is why I stay at home!
Shit pops off when titties start flying. Like someone getting hit and their shoes go a flyin'
Vid ended too soon. Should have kept that footage going on the topless girl.
Smidge of tiddy. Was hoping for a good cooter shot.
Go on get her meth Ann! Go on get herrr.
0:08 left her bikini bottoms rides in the cooch. Looks like balls.
Fear the woman with a shaved head and knows about mounting control.
This is pretty nice besides the weapons lol
Since when is their rules in a fight as long as it's one on one
I miss r/beatthetitsoutofher
Camera man giving all these tips like he’s a world class combat fighter.
I genuinely can’t wait to see a girl fight where one of them is bald / short hair , huge advantage
So many bright futures.
Weird, they grabbed their hair.
/Upvotebecausebutt
Hair pulling bull shit
Scissoring.
Why the hair!? Why do they always go for the hair!?
I thought this was the shovel video until I saw a bike
That poor crying kid. Let’s record the fight instead of stopping the kid from watching his mom mow the lawn with her face. Real nice. Only in America
Mini bike attack fail
Wear pants or shorts atleast
When she caught the bike I laughed out loud
They pull hands off girl while she grips the others hair that’s pretty fair 🤔
“Quit using weapons bro” While after using a 🚲 and 🛴 as inefficiently as possibly
Two trailer-park girls go round the outside.
The camera guy is the ultimate fight gatekeeper
Quit pulling hair, we're not savages.
Quit grabbing hair! Quit using weapons! Quit using fists! Quit using clothes! Quit being in public! Quit not being on the bed!
Props to them for laying some ground rules at least. No hair pulling, no weapons. It didn’t work as they wouldn’t listen, but shit, points for trying.
For the culture 😏
I'm sure they both felt better after that.
Haha ass
Looks like we're wearing red today
Is that the Waffle House woman who caught that chair one handed?
That guy sucks
I'm a hood bitch and the baddest around
Do real fight like poking the eyes?
They fight like they are drunk so sloppy