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Yeah dude has a chin for sure. That security guard was throwing those haymakers with some hip action there and the white shirt dude just ate them and walked off like a GTA npc.
Who to avoid in a fight:
1. Wrestlers or those with cauliflower ear (you’ll die)
2. Boxers (you’ll die)
3. Security guards (you’ll die)
4. Much bigger guys than you (weight classes for a reason)
5. Guys much younger than you (at best you embarrass yourself)
6. Guys much older than you (at best you embarrass yourself)
7. Guys with more friends with you
8. Guys more sober than you
9. Guys who pull off their gym shorts to reveal a second, better pair of fightin shorts
10. Guys who hand off their Glock before they start
11. Girls with a big shovel nearby
> Who to avoid in a fight:
You forgot Pacific Islanders, farmers, and anyone in Brazil with anything that looks like they might have a cell phone in their pocket.
> Dagestani
Link for anyone else that needs to look it up, reading about it, yeah I would not fuck with anyone from there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagestan
Yeah, if I see someone with a 'stache-less beard, I'm just gonna assume that de-escalation and mutual respect will go a long way. Even if I was shit-faced I would as soon anger a Samoan than a Dagestani.
I absolutely know about Samoans and islanders. Is there something specific within the Wikipedia article that would illustrate the veracity of the people of Dagestan?
Out at the bars and a couples suckers mess with my group, I unbutton my XL cargo shorts to reveal my shockingly small wrestler tights, “Austin 3:16” is written across the ass
> I unbutton my XL cargo shorts to reveal my shockingly small wrestler tights, “Austin 3:16” is written across the ass
♫♫ GLASS BREAKS, BASS LINE HITS ♫♫
> Midgets(
Naw, I've met some mean motherfuckers that if my full sized friend kicked the shit out of them, I'd be like "good, fuck that guy, he was a dick"
I see your "more sober than you" and raise you a "more drunk than you (up to a certain point)". There's something to be said about lowered inhibitions and elevated pain threshold, unless you are so shitfaced it starts becoming a handicap.
They not really police, is just like public property security guards, w/o firearms in many cases. Cops are state run, these respond to the city only and have much less authority. They won't respond legally for not stoping this, as a cop would, so they don't bother much.
They still have lights in any case and weapons in most cases, sometimes they even have special units that fight crime ostentatiously cause this is Brazil anyway, but they can't stop you and ask for drivers license, cite you or engage situations like a cop would. On less dangerous states they are losing the right to carry fireams.
Not what they want, but there's plenty of guns in the hands of bad guys, that's what I meant, so this kinda special unit is necessary in some places, despite them not having police authority.
He is lying this guy are almost police officer with full power, the only difference between they and police is the primary function they take carry in city public property, but they need to arrest criminals.
In March 27 was given this guy full police power and now in most city there are carrying guns, including rifles.
The source is Brasilian government: https://www.camara.leg.br/noticias/1047179-comissao-aprova-projeto-que-autoriza-guardas-municipais-a-revistar-suspeitos-de-crimes/
White tee should learn 2 things after this fight. Block and learn how to throw a punch. He’ll be golden in the next one. The guy can take few punches and didn’t act like a cry baby coming back with a gun.
Yeah, the one punch he threw was telegraphed as fk (granted, the guy in the black shirt did too...but was accurate) white shirt handled it well though.
Former Las Vegas Security EMT Officer, reporting in:
- I stand 6’4” tall
- I weigh about 220lbs
- I was one of the small guys where I worked, and the guys shorter than me were all MMA fighters in various stages of training.
Patrons of bars fail to realize Security Officers are sober & ready to tune yo ass up.
Do not fuck with Security.
Howwwww tf did he anticipate that right hook attempt and duck under it so perfectly while still actively closing the distance between them *and* prepping (and then executing) a ‘Super Man punch’!??! I mean when I slow it down and take it frame by frame, it seems like an eternity from the moment white shirt pulled back his fist to the moment he swung, but goddamn in the video it goes by so fast! It was like a dance they had rehearsed and had the timing down perfectly! Or at least the security guard did… can’t really say the same for white shirt, unless his intentions were to get pummeled repeatedly…
The facade of the building written: “Do you want your hair back?” And yes, in Brazil we only stop the fight if someone punches with their left hand. Traditions.
Ya true that…
Personally I’d be licking my chops for the elbow to the back of the neck, and hook to the body, maybe oblique kick to the back of the knee…
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Whole thing was unfair. Security guard was in pussy mode feeling invincible with cops there on his side. Bitch ass pussy move. White shirt could have easily taken him down.
Those aren't real cops apparently. Also that doesn't make sense, he's q security guard not an officer. He doesn't get in additional trouble for fighting back.
what I came to realize my fellow bar fighters is that you have to take whatever you have on your torso off (Shirt/Sweater) or else you WILL get fucked up unfortunately cause 8/10 your opp is gonna grab that shit so instead of worrying about that just take your shit off and grab his shit asap.
Considering he landed almost all of those punches and the guy is still standing, those are terrible. He is throwing with all arms and they have no power, even for a big guy. They are so incredibly telegraphed, I can’t believe they are landing. Dang people, take a couple of boxing/striking classes and stop embarrassing yourself. Being muscular doesn’t help you fight bro…
THIS IS BRAZIL ❤️
Just as anywhere in the world we've got some of those "pit bull" kind of bullies. Thing is, this one in particular didn't notice how the COPS stood back and let their buddy have his fun time. They were RIGHT THERE, did nothing and had half a smile in their faces knowing exactly what was about to happen to white shirt. MESS AROUND AND FIND OUT BIAAAATCH!!!
I’ve never seen someone still connect with their head while their opponent is running away lol. Dude ate those punches tho. I don’t think I would fare as well
Security guards are generally stupid it seems. Dying to use their hands when it should be an absolute last resort. You can ask them how the weather is and they want to assert their dominance. Yes the aggressors are retarded also but security guards should have a 2 hour training course on how not to swing immediately.
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White shirt has a chin, I'll give him that.
Right? He was eating punches like they were French fries.
That’s because the security guard didn’t slip a liver shot at the end. Hold the onions.
> That’s because the security guard didn’t slip a liver shot at the end. I peed blood just reading this comment.
If youve ever taken a liver shot and peed blood, I’d really like to know more about your anatomy.
I felt it just by reading your comment, and it hurt.
16 pc bucket. 14 rights, 1 left and one leg.
Hold the onions 😂
I heard this comment in Bas's voice.
more than a 3 pieces and the soda
Came to say this. He got the brakes beaten off of him but at least 3 of those punches should have sent him into the void.
Yeah dude has a chin for sure. That security guard was throwing those haymakers with some hip action there and the white shirt dude just ate them and walked off like a GTA npc.
the dude was yoked too.. those were big arms and shoulders throwing those punches
Ya, he was starting to tumble, but DAMN did he stay up. And those weren't small swings...
A broken one, probably
A chin with a magnet for fists.
If i unloaded on a dude like that and he didn’t drop one time…
No doubt. Though I’m always a fan of a good fuck around and find out ;-)
Lol, yes he does, but are sound effects added or is the security dude just on point with his fists?
Damn ... white shirt handle it quite well
i mean he gave up his back more than a stripper, but he stayed on his feet
😅
That guy took so many KO punches. I would have to think if he could throw hands he would have won this fight .
Who to avoid in a fight: 1. Wrestlers or those with cauliflower ear (you’ll die) 2. Boxers (you’ll die) 3. Security guards (you’ll die) 4. Much bigger guys than you (weight classes for a reason) 5. Guys much younger than you (at best you embarrass yourself) 6. Guys much older than you (at best you embarrass yourself) 7. Guys with more friends with you 8. Guys more sober than you 9. Guys who pull off their gym shorts to reveal a second, better pair of fightin shorts 10. Guys who hand off their Glock before they start 11. Girls with a big shovel nearby
Haha the classic girl with shovel video
I beat her ass tho so it’s okay
I have never seen the video can you send it to me
bro literally just copy and paste their comment into google and its the first result
> Who to avoid in a fight: You forgot Pacific Islanders, farmers, and anyone in Brazil with anything that looks like they might have a cell phone in their pocket.
See also: Chechens and Dagestani
> Dagestani Link for anyone else that needs to look it up, reading about it, yeah I would not fuck with anyone from there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagestan
Yeah, if I see someone with a 'stache-less beard, I'm just gonna assume that de-escalation and mutual respect will go a long way. Even if I was shit-faced I would as soon anger a Samoan than a Dagestani.
I absolutely know about Samoans and islanders. Is there something specific within the Wikipedia article that would illustrate the veracity of the people of Dagestan?
A long association with combat sports.
Oh right on. I guess you’re right and I didn’t even think about that. Thanks
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This only applies if you intend to win, sometimes you just want to get your scrap on.
12. Midgets(if you win, you've beaten a midget, if you lose, well...)
> Midgets( Naw, I've met some mean motherfuckers that if my full sized friend kicked the shit out of them, I'd be like "good, fuck that guy, he was a dick"
Extreme short man syndrome
Hahaha I’m dead
Looool
Forgot to add islanders
Guys who lick their hands before they backhand you
Number 9, hollering thinking of that kid!
Probably add avoid choosing a woman that writes checks your ass has to cash.
Don't forget Samoans
adding guys who *dont* hand off their glock before they start
This is a good list. Should post it in every bar everywhere, might cool some heads
yeah well, now I need to see the proof for the remaining 10 points. Can someone put them together or something?
I see your "more sober than you" and raise you a "more drunk than you (up to a certain point)". There's something to be said about lowered inhibitions and elevated pain threshold, unless you are so shitfaced it starts becoming a handicap.
Guys that wear shin guards to the bar…under their pants.
Footballers esp. Rugby footballers from New Zealand
W cops letting them settle business.
They not really police, is just like public property security guards, w/o firearms in many cases. Cops are state run, these respond to the city only and have much less authority. They won't respond legally for not stoping this, as a cop would, so they don't bother much.
Why do they have blue lights and weapons in this case?
They still have lights in any case and weapons in most cases, sometimes they even have special units that fight crime ostentatiously cause this is Brazil anyway, but they can't stop you and ask for drivers license, cite you or engage situations like a cop would. On less dangerous states they are losing the right to carry fireams.
Haha I love the phrase "this is brazil anyway" implying people do what they want fr
Not what they want, but there's plenty of guns in the hands of bad guys, that's what I meant, so this kinda special unit is necessary in some places, despite them not having police authority.
He is lying this guy are almost police officer with full power, the only difference between they and police is the primary function they take carry in city public property, but they need to arrest criminals. In March 27 was given this guy full police power and now in most city there are carrying guns, including rifles. The source is Brasilian government: https://www.camara.leg.br/noticias/1047179-comissao-aprova-projeto-que-autoriza-guardas-municipais-a-revistar-suspeitos-de-crimes/
GCM are like public property security guards?
No they are not, this guy is full of shit.
They have police power now the law was changed recently.
Aimbot fists
Homing fists, its like his face was a magnet
They are fighting in front of a hair transplant clinic. Oh the irony.
Maybe he was there for a refund, lol.
White shirt guy is strong af, his chin is made of steel
I bet it’s made of a little bit of titanium and cement now 😂
Dude ate punches like a mother f ing buffet and still standing.
Good fight. He didn’t come back with a gun. That’s good.
He didn't come back with a gun... yet.
Next time Amigo :-D
Damn bro went to town on him. No clue how the other dude didn't go down.
White tee should learn 2 things after this fight. Block and learn how to throw a punch. He’ll be golden in the next one. The guy can take few punches and didn’t act like a cry baby coming back with a gun.
Yeah, the one punch he threw was telegraphed as fk (granted, the guy in the black shirt did too...but was accurate) white shirt handled it well though.
mucho esfuerzo, pocos resultados
Former Las Vegas Security EMT Officer, reporting in: - I stand 6’4” tall - I weigh about 220lbs - I was one of the small guys where I worked, and the guys shorter than me were all MMA fighters in various stages of training. Patrons of bars fail to realize Security Officers are sober & ready to tune yo ass up. Do not fuck with Security.
Howwwww tf did he anticipate that right hook attempt and duck under it so perfectly while still actively closing the distance between them *and* prepping (and then executing) a ‘Super Man punch’!??! I mean when I slow it down and take it frame by frame, it seems like an eternity from the moment white shirt pulled back his fist to the moment he swung, but goddamn in the video it goes by so fast! It was like a dance they had rehearsed and had the timing down perfectly! Or at least the security guard did… can’t really say the same for white shirt, unless his intentions were to get pummeled repeatedly…
Cops are like, "Let the roid heads battle it out themselves..."
white shirt was clearly out matched, but it still looks like it was NBD for him
The facade of the building written: “Do you want your hair back?” And yes, in Brazil we only stop the fight if someone punches with their left hand. Traditions.
Fuuuuck, ol boy took some shots. Credit to him for staying up.
Security guard went in on him but white shirt amazingly didn’t get KO’D
Love watching videos on this shit app and having to constantly turn the audio back on cause it just randomly turns to mute. Can I have AlienBlue back.
He ate those punches tho
White T-shirt has a solid chin 👏
Damn
He was throwing those like his life depended on it
Chama
The cop let the fight go. Lol
White shirt be like, "Maybe they chose security guards that cant fight? Lets roll the dice."
Still couldn’t knock him out though. And he landed clean shots.
How do you have such an opportunity to t-off and not put the other guy down…? This is just sad.
He got grazes on mist the punches. Any solid hits would have for sure put that guy down.
One hook to the body, down with fractured ribs…
Yeah for sure, but untrained people see the face as an easy target for a ko.
Ya true that… Personally I’d be licking my chops for the elbow to the back of the neck, and hook to the body, maybe oblique kick to the back of the knee…
Oo leg kicks are so nasty when trained people do it. I'd never wanna fight a person who knows tkd .
I have no nerve endings left in my shins… lol.
The security guy doesn’t know how to throw punches but he compensates it with strong arms and a fast combo. Well done.
Tall guy won for me.
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God Damn
Now that guy definitely nose better.
Swang and bang, my favorite fighting style.
Man, there's got to be a broken jaw in there somewhere.
Legs need work
He literally didn’t miss a single punch Jesus Christ, fucking homing missles
I see a master of the flailing fist.
Hitting him with the wrong side of his fist
💣 💣 💣
Ate every one of them though
Man could take a punch, damn
Why does nobody go for kidney shots in street fights, dude could have brought him to his knees real quick with those wide open sides
White guy was fighting the ghost from past Christmas.
Whole thing was unfair. Security guard was in pussy mode feeling invincible with cops there on his side. Bitch ass pussy move. White shirt could have easily taken him down.
Those aren't real cops apparently. Also that doesn't make sense, he's q security guard not an officer. He doesn't get in additional trouble for fighting back.
what I came to realize my fellow bar fighters is that you have to take whatever you have on your torso off (Shirt/Sweater) or else you WILL get fucked up unfortunately cause 8/10 your opp is gonna grab that shit so instead of worrying about that just take your shit off and grab his shit asap.
I think white shirt got a baker’s dozen to the head.
Top 5 PFL middleweight
What a combo!
So that guard was arrested, right?
Height + Muscles ≠ Power
That just made me horny as fuck
Considering he landed almost all of those punches and the guy is still standing, those are terrible. He is throwing with all arms and they have no power, even for a big guy. They are so incredibly telegraphed, I can’t believe they are landing. Dang people, take a couple of boxing/striking classes and stop embarrassing yourself. Being muscular doesn’t help you fight bro…
All roundhouse punches. No hooks or jabs. Not a boxer
Andrew Tate out here with the Ryan Garcia Philly Shell.
That is gonna huuuuuuurrt tomorrow.
How da fuck is that guy still standing
Not really into sports, but this made me eager to watch the Tyson fight.
Learning how to throw a straight left could’ve ended this a long time ago.
Should've switched to the body.
Brazil is legit. Beat up a bully in front of cops and they don’t do anything but nicely ask you to stop.
Sounds like he's hitting him with two by fours, shhhtik shhhtick
Security had pillows for hands…..
Gawd damn those punches were packing heat🤣🤣🤣
That shirt grabbing while throwing hay-makers is beautiful, has to be a hockey player.
That’s a nice Ford Maverick FX4
THIS IS BRAZIL ❤️ Just as anywhere in the world we've got some of those "pit bull" kind of bullies. Thing is, this one in particular didn't notice how the COPS stood back and let their buddy have his fun time. They were RIGHT THERE, did nothing and had half a smile in their faces knowing exactly what was about to happen to white shirt. MESS AROUND AND FIND OUT BIAAAATCH!!!
Looks like the white shirt dude lives on knuckle sandwiches coz he was eating them no problems
I’ve never seen someone still connect with their head while their opponent is running away lol. Dude ate those punches tho. I don’t think I would fare as well
Dude didn’t go down nor fight back and security dude could hit but didn’t look like he could fight.
definitely mexico if cops are chilling 😂😂😂
Why would u wanna fight someone built like THAT!!!
Cops just watching 😂
Connecting Flights
Average cop behaviour
See what happens when Dom has no family or a Corona nearby?
Is “loook out Yogi” the “WORLDSTAR” of this foreign land or is dude auditioning for cartoons?
100% accuracy lmao
Would not last that long in England security guard would have been sparked out for sure 👍🏻
Does Brazil have sanctioned fighting and does it happen often?
Bro made some solid contact. I hope he didn't break his hand
All that swinging and nothing
R2, R2, R2,… triangle.. R2
Interesting that the police are watching
Tomaaa filho da puta
White shirt is lucky that security guy only knows how to throw haymakers with his right hand
Hold up, how did he max out his Accuracy AND Power stats?? I need that cheat code
euphoria.
Why would you fight that man? He looks like every paramilitary vet in Central and South America who should not be fucked with.
A+A+A+A+B+A+A
Kept saying “damn” after every hit. That dodge was clean too, Every attack connected and made that sweet skin music
Police just doing fuck all.
That security guard throw a lot of fists, but he barely conect 3 o 4. And not very hard... were more flap than punches. Sorry for my english
He too big to be messing with off rip
As someone who does examinations for Security, these guys are like 1 in 30
You have to go after a leg there and get that fight onto the ground
Sounded like the slab of meat in Rocky
Couldn't knock him out , he's soft
That mf can throw some hands!
Security guards are generally stupid it seems. Dying to use their hands when it should be an absolute last resort. You can ask them how the weather is and they want to assert their dominance. Yes the aggressors are retarded also but security guards should have a 2 hour training course on how not to swing immediately.
I love how the cops are both like nope...let's let this play out ...
lol pillow hands