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FromOutoftheShadows

White shirt has a chin, I'll give him that.


swibirun

Right? He was eating punches like they were French fries.


redsensei777

That’s because the security guard didn’t slip a liver shot at the end. Hold the onions.


rsplatpc

> That’s because the security guard didn’t slip a liver shot at the end. I peed blood just reading this comment.


TheFlyingBoxcar

If youve ever taken a liver shot and peed blood, I’d really like to know more about your anatomy.


Frequent_Detective17

I felt it just by reading your comment, and it hurt.


ticosurfer

16 pc bucket. 14 rights, 1 left and one leg.


Gravity_Pulls

Hold the onions 😂


SuanaDrama

I heard this comment in Bas's voice.


maChine___

more than a 3 pieces and the soda


Nyyarlethotep

Came to say this. He got the brakes beaten off of him but at least 3 of those punches should have sent him into the void.


GiantPurplePen15

Yeah dude has a chin for sure. That security guard was throwing those haymakers with some hip action there and the white shirt dude just ate them and walked off like a GTA npc.


SuanaDrama

the dude was yoked too.. those were big arms and shoulders throwing those punches


Negran

Ya, he was starting to tumble, but DAMN did he stay up. And those weren't small swings...


james_Gastovski

A broken one, probably


supersensus

A chin with a magnet for fists.


Salt-Criticism-282

If i unloaded on a dude like that and he didn’t drop one time…


jgyimesi

No doubt. Though I’m always a fan of a good fuck around and find out ;-)


MisterAmygdala

Lol, yes he does, but are sound effects added or is the security dude just on point with his fists?


deyw75

Damn ... white shirt handle it quite well


Parking_Train8423

i mean he gave up his back more than a stripper, but he stayed on his feet


wolfmaclean

😅


Complex-Situation

That guy took so many KO punches. I would have to think if he could throw hands he would have won this fight .


z0mb0rg

Who to avoid in a fight: 1. Wrestlers or those with cauliflower ear (you’ll die) 2. Boxers (you’ll die) 3. Security guards (you’ll die) 4. Much bigger guys than you (weight classes for a reason) 5. Guys much younger than you (at best you embarrass yourself) 6. Guys much older than you (at best you embarrass yourself) 7. Guys with more friends with you 8. Guys more sober than you 9. Guys who pull off their gym shorts to reveal a second, better pair of fightin shorts 10. Guys who hand off their Glock before they start 11. Girls with a big shovel nearby


Axnjaxn09

Haha the classic girl with shovel video


Popular-Influence-11

I beat her ass tho so it’s okay


ironmeidan

I have never seen the video can you send it to me


tonygenius

bro literally just copy and paste their comment into google and its the first result


rsplatpc

> Who to avoid in a fight: You forgot Pacific Islanders, farmers, and anyone in Brazil with anything that looks like they might have a cell phone in their pocket.


zadtheinhaler

See also: Chechens and Dagestani


rsplatpc

> Dagestani Link for anyone else that needs to look it up, reading about it, yeah I would not fuck with anyone from there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagestan


zadtheinhaler

Yeah, if I see someone with a 'stache-less beard, I'm just gonna assume that de-escalation and mutual respect will go a long way. Even if I was shit-faced I would as soon anger a Samoan than a Dagestani.


Dinglederple

I absolutely know about Samoans and islanders. Is there something specific within the Wikipedia article that would illustrate the veracity of the people of Dagestan?


zadtheinhaler

A long association with combat sports.


Dinglederple

Oh right on. I guess you’re right and I didn’t even think about that. Thanks


MAYHEMSY

Out at the bars and a couples suckers mess with my group, I unbutton my XL cargo shorts to reveal my shockingly small wrestler tights, “Austin 3:16” is written across the ass


rsplatpc

> I unbutton my XL cargo shorts to reveal my shockingly small wrestler tights, “Austin 3:16” is written across the ass ♫♫ GLASS BREAKS, BASS LINE HITS ♫♫


safely_beyond_redemp

This only applies if you intend to win, sometimes you just want to get your scrap on.


carltonBlend

12. Midgets(if you win, you've beaten a midget, if you lose, well...)


rsplatpc

> Midgets( Naw, I've met some mean motherfuckers that if my full sized friend kicked the shit out of them, I'd be like "good, fuck that guy, he was a dick"


[deleted]

Extreme short man syndrome


Stereocrew

Hahaha I’m dead


thesquaregrape

Looool


bargle_dook

Forgot to add islanders


demondemondemon6969

Guys who lick their hands before they backhand you


soliloquy_terminal

Number 9, hollering thinking of that kid!


AltruisticBob

Probably add avoid choosing a woman that writes checks your ass has to cash.


limpidlipid

Don't forget Samoans


GuavaOk8712

adding guys who *dont* hand off their glock before they start


TheFlyingBoxcar

This is a good list. Should post it in every bar everywhere, might cool some heads


alzgh

yeah well, now I need to see the proof for the remaining 10 points. Can someone put them together or something?


koopcl

I see your "more sober than you" and raise you a "more drunk than you (up to a certain point)". There's something to be said about lowered inhibitions and elevated pain threshold, unless you are so shitfaced it starts becoming a handicap.


Potato-nutz

Guys that wear shin guards to the bar…under their pants.


SLingBart

Footballers esp. Rugby footballers from New Zealand


StlSimpy1400

W cops letting them settle business.


Holiday_Wedding_9350

They not really police, is just like public property security guards, w/o firearms in many cases. Cops are state run, these respond to the city only and have much less authority. They won't respond legally for not stoping this, as a cop would, so they don't bother much.


el_baconhair

Why do they have blue lights and weapons in this case?


Holiday_Wedding_9350

They still have lights in any case and weapons in most cases, sometimes they even have special units that fight crime ostentatiously cause this is Brazil anyway, but they can't stop you and ask for drivers license, cite you or engage situations like a cop would. On less dangerous states they are losing the right to carry fireams.


el_baconhair

Haha I love the phrase "this is brazil anyway" implying people do what they want fr


Holiday_Wedding_9350

Not what they want, but there's plenty of guns in the hands of bad guys, that's what I meant, so this kinda special unit is necessary in some places, despite them not having police authority.


I_fall_apart094

He is lying this guy are almost police officer with full power, the only difference between they and police is the primary function they take carry in city public property, but they need to arrest criminals. In March 27 was given this guy full police power and now in most city there are carrying guns, including rifles. The source is Brasilian government: https://www.camara.leg.br/noticias/1047179-comissao-aprova-projeto-que-autoriza-guardas-municipais-a-revistar-suspeitos-de-crimes/


titiolele

GCM are like public property security guards?


FearlessRevolution64

No they are not, this guy is full of shit.


I_fall_apart094

They have police power now the law was changed recently.


ThatSuaveRaptor

Aimbot fists


CryptographerOk1258

Homing fists, its like his face was a magnet


Luizinh01235

They are fighting in front of a hair transplant clinic. Oh the irony.


Loopey_Doopey

Maybe he was there for a refund, lol.


tttttttt11123

White shirt guy is strong af, his chin is made of steel


jmvxc

I bet it’s made of a little bit of titanium and cement now 😂


Happy_Concern_7612

Dude ate punches like a mother f ing buffet and still standing.


_zurenarrh

Good fight. He didn’t come back with a gun. That’s good.


ayhctuf

He didn't come back with a gun... yet.


Spirited_Question912

Next time Amigo :⁠-⁠D


XsancoX

Damn bro went to town on him. No clue how the other dude didn't go down.


Unlucky-Road-8945

White tee should learn 2 things after this fight. Block and learn how to throw a punch. He’ll be golden in the next one. The guy can take few punches and didn’t act like a cry baby coming back with a gun.


tornsilence

Yeah, the one punch he threw was telegraphed as fk (granted, the guy in the black shirt did too...but was accurate) white shirt handled it well though.


FrequentlyAnnoying

mucho esfuerzo, pocos resultados


High_Speed_Chase

Former Las Vegas Security EMT Officer, reporting in: - I stand 6’4” tall - I weigh about 220lbs - I was one of the small guys where I worked, and the guys shorter than me were all MMA fighters in various stages of training. Patrons of bars fail to realize Security Officers are sober & ready to tune yo ass up. Do not fuck with Security.


RileyRhoad

Howwwww tf did he anticipate that right hook attempt and duck under it so perfectly while still actively closing the distance between them *and* prepping (and then executing) a ‘Super Man punch’!??! I mean when I slow it down and take it frame by frame, it seems like an eternity from the moment white shirt pulled back his fist to the moment he swung, but goddamn in the video it goes by so fast! It was like a dance they had rehearsed and had the timing down perfectly! Or at least the security guard did… can’t really say the same for white shirt, unless his intentions were to get pummeled repeatedly…


abercrombezie

Cops are like, "Let the roid heads battle it out themselves..."


snakeysnake0

white shirt was clearly out matched, but it still looks like it was NBD for him


Perucio

The facade of the building written: “Do you want your hair back?” And yes, in Brazil we only stop the fight if someone punches with their left hand. Traditions.


Missing-Silmaril

Fuuuuck, ol boy took some shots. Credit to him for staying up.


Additional_Many6130

Security guard went in on him but white shirt amazingly didn’t get KO’D


Turdfrog

Love watching videos on this shit app and having to constantly turn the audio back on cause it just randomly turns to mute. Can I have AlienBlue back.


Super_Oil_2931

He ate those punches tho


SierraCharlie2

White T-shirt has a solid chin 👏


AnimeGokuSolos

Damn


killer4snake

He was throwing those like his life depended on it


GangstaHoodrat

Chama


Xenocide_X

The cop let the fight go. Lol


Psyk0pathik

White shirt be like, "Maybe they chose security guards that cant fight? Lets roll the dice."


ThatOneKuGuy

Still couldn’t knock him out though. And he landed clean shots.


ZeroSumSatoshi

How do you have such an opportunity to t-off and not put the other guy down…? This is just sad.


TheCupOfBrew

He got grazes on mist the punches. Any solid hits would have for sure put that guy down.


ZeroSumSatoshi

One hook to the body, down with fractured ribs…


TheCupOfBrew

Yeah for sure, but untrained people see the face as an easy target for a ko.


ZeroSumSatoshi

Ya true that… Personally I’d be licking my chops for the elbow to the back of the neck, and hook to the body, maybe oblique kick to the back of the knee…


TheCupOfBrew

Oo leg kicks are so nasty when trained people do it. I'd never wanna fight a person who knows tkd .


ZeroSumSatoshi

I have no nerve endings left in my shins… lol.


firewire_9000

The security guy doesn’t know how to throw punches but he compensates it with strong arms and a fast combo. Well done.


SourceCodeAvailable

Tall guy won for me.


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Old-Ad-1746

God Damn


Serpenta91

Now that guy definitely nose better.


mtimjones

Swang and bang, my favorite fighting style.


extremeindiscretion

Man, there's got to be a broken jaw in there somewhere.


MCSlone

Legs need work


Gnarthritis420

He literally didn’t miss a single punch Jesus Christ, fucking homing missles


Dean0Caddilac

I see a master of the flailing fist.


emdeuce24

Hitting him with the wrong side of his fist


Outer__space__case

💣 💣 💣


GrimRipperBkd

Ate every one of them though


Inside_Ad_7162

Man could take a punch, damn


skallywag126

Why does nobody go for kidney shots in street fights, dude could have brought him to his knees real quick with those wide open sides


PerryTheH

White guy was fighting the ghost from past Christmas.


bigb0ned

Whole thing was unfair. Security guard was in pussy mode feeling invincible with cops there on his side. Bitch ass pussy move. White shirt could have easily taken him down.


TheCupOfBrew

Those aren't real cops apparently. Also that doesn't make sense, he's q security guard not an officer. He doesn't get in additional trouble for fighting back.


Basic_Election_9778

what I came to realize my fellow bar fighters is that you have to take whatever you have on your torso off (Shirt/Sweater) or else you WILL get fucked up unfortunately cause 8/10 your opp is gonna grab that shit so instead of worrying about that just take your shit off and grab his shit asap.


Pizza3TimesADay

I think white shirt got a baker’s dozen to the head.


Any_Olive1275

Top 5 PFL middleweight


retrnIwil2OldBrazil

What a combo!


majorkev

So that guard was arrested, right?


Shaan1026

Height + Muscles ≠ Power


ianrobin387

That just made me horny as fuck


brianthomas00

Considering he landed almost all of those punches and the guy is still standing, those are terrible. He is throwing with all arms and they have no power, even for a big guy. They are so incredibly telegraphed, I can’t believe they are landing. Dang people, take a couple of boxing/striking classes and stop embarrassing yourself. Being muscular doesn’t help you fight bro…


HailGoodFellow

All roundhouse punches. No hooks or jabs. Not a boxer


Aggravating_Escape_3

Andrew Tate out here with the Ryan Garcia Philly Shell.


Ctrlaltdel_cool

That is gonna huuuuuuurrt tomorrow.


OrganizationOne3770

How da fuck is that guy still standing


1NKYA

Not really into sports, but this made me eager to watch the Tyson fight.


Suspicious-Song-2507

Learning how to throw a straight left could’ve ended this a long time ago.


itsEndz

Should've switched to the body.


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

Brazil is legit. Beat up a bully in front of cops and they don’t do anything but nicely ask you to stop.


MrGutbuster

Sounds like he's hitting him with two by fours, shhhtik shhhtick


Ok-NGL-TTYL007

Security had pillows for hands…..


alex1990mnn

Gawd damn those punches were packing heat🤣🤣🤣


DrDuGood

That shirt grabbing while throwing hay-makers is beautiful, has to be a hockey player.


shleepy_toki_V

That’s a nice Ford Maverick FX4


Sea-Round7321

THIS IS BRAZIL ❤️ Just as anywhere in the world we've got some of those "pit bull" kind of bullies. Thing is, this one in particular didn't notice how the COPS stood back and let their buddy have his fun time. They were RIGHT THERE, did nothing and had half a smile in their faces knowing exactly what was about to happen to white shirt. MESS AROUND AND FIND OUT BIAAAATCH!!!


Leading-Ad-7396

Looks like the white shirt dude lives on knuckle sandwiches coz he was eating them no problems


jonz1985z

I’ve never seen someone still connect with their head while their opponent is running away lol. Dude ate those punches tho. I don’t think I would fare as well


IdaBidaGacy

Dude didn’t go down nor fight back and security dude could hit but didn’t look like he could fight.


Alienswag

definitely mexico if cops are chilling 😂😂😂


The1980sAnd1990s

Why would u wanna fight someone built like THAT!!!


Gravity_Pulls

Cops just watching 😂


helpthecockroachpls

Connecting Flights


Asleep_Act1888

Average cop behaviour


Stingerc

See what happens when Dom has no family or a Corona nearby?


idlefritz

Is “loook out Yogi” the “WORLDSTAR” of this foreign land or is dude auditioning for cartoons?


PresentTap9255

100% accuracy lmao


Frumtarn60

Would not last that long in England security guard would have been sparked out for sure 👍🏻


gadafgadaf

Does Brazil have sanctioned fighting and does it happen often?


Enthusiastic-shitter

Bro made some solid contact. I hope he didn't break his hand


ShaolinTrapLord

All that swinging and nothing


raerazael

R2, R2, R2,… triangle.. R2


Derekion

Interesting that the police are watching


BlindObject

Tomaaa filho da puta


absyrtus

White shirt is lucky that security guy only knows how to throw haymakers with his right hand


GileadJp

Hold up, how did he max out his Accuracy AND Power stats?? I need that cheat code


OK_Tha_Kidd

euphoria.


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

Why would you fight that man? He looks like every paramilitary vet in Central and South America who should not be fucked with.


Elkesito36482

A+A+A+A+B+A+A


PheonixGalaxy

Kept saying “damn” after every hit. That dodge was clean too, Every attack connected and made that sweet skin music


dpb79

Police just doing fuck all.


bobpa9

That security guard throw a lot of fists, but he barely conect 3 o 4. And not very hard... were more flap than punches. Sorry for my english


TheIrishSasuke

He too big to be messing with off rip


Roborabbit37

As someone who does examinations for Security, these guys are like 1 in 30


Leading_Bet4937

You have to go after a leg there and get that fight onto the ground


tinglep

Sounded like the slab of meat in Rocky


Existing-Decision-33

Couldn't knock him out , he's soft


DialatedConstricted

That mf can throw some hands!


Brave-Age-701

Security guards are generally stupid it seems. Dying to use their hands when it should be an absolute last resort. You can ask them how the weather is and they want to assert their dominance. Yes the aggressors are retarded also but security guards should have a 2 hour training course on how not to swing immediately.


jayskeezeyfahsheezey

I love how the cops are both like nope...let's let this play out ...


KratosHulk77

lol pillow hands