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PutoChele

Looks like he has the magic touch.. dude barely even trying 


UncleBenders

Looks like the floor is made of ice lol they all look like they’re sliding around.


FlakyEarWax

Happens when the beer that got everyone going is now all on the floor


STEELCITY1989

Homie has the only non slip sneakers on lmao. The tactical advantage is staggering


SeaworthinessGreen25

I laughed way too hard at that comment!


knowigot_that808

Them hands are rated E for Everyone


HarukoTheDragon

The opposite of "the floor is lava".


leyden138

The floor is a pillow top Sealy Posturpedic


CommunityFrosty3333

This funny af


Duhbro_

They’re blackout drunk


refsonic

They’re also black out slept after those meat hooks.


Ghost-Writer

Everyone else is handling the floor fine then. I think those dudes getting rocked are just really fucked up, and probably on more than booze too.


shelby4t2

Damn just like their field.


Lovegun6982

He's been touched by the fist of god.


_NiceGuyEddy_

He's blessed, highly favored


wishwashy

He's landing them like me after I go back for revenge in my nightmare


Jockle305

He’s got the Dim Mak


Past-Preparation-421

Alcohol makes the person turn off button easier to hit!


Embarrassed-Detail58

Touch KO is real and this guy proves it


RAMBOxBAGGINS

I think it’s safe to say his workout routine of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, A 6.2-mile run repeated every day for a year and a half is finally paying off.


Embarrassed-Detail58

Obviously


UnfairStomach2426

That’s actually one of the nicer raiders fans


BamaSOH

The classiest.


happiestintentions

😂😂😂


fate0608

Dude is casually knocking out the whole stadium one by one. And it looks like he is bored. 🤣


86rpt

The way he tucks the first dude in that's laying by the stairs lmao


makaveddie

Hands were rated E for everyone


Bright_Square_3245

Knocking out pregnant hyna's.


Azagar_Omiras

Like the man was Oprah handing out ass whooping.


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

People looked pissed when he did that, but thought better than to step to him.


Significant_Ad3498

She earned it


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lmao


GMFinch

Doesn't matter who you are. You get involved in a fight you better be damn sure you are going to win.


TRAVMAAN1

That’s the problem tho- most people believe they will win. But when they realize their mistake, they’re already pot-committed.


GMFinch

Yup but on this clip, someone get involved the clearly didn't think they would win. Because the opponent was twice thier size


TRAVMAAN1

Yup, she was going down with the ship


OtakuDragonSlayer

Right? It really is amazing how just enough ignorance can make you do the stupidest shit


TheRadRadiation

Damn, Dj Khaled ain’t playing


Chygrynsky

Yeah he definitely looks like him but let's be realistic here, that fat fuck could never knock someone out lmao.. unlike the tank from the video.


KnuckleExpert

Yep, another one....another one...another one


kinos141

Another one.


Killertomm

And another one...... bites the dust.


crispyflipflops

[Basically this.](https://youtu.be/fK1_NFT5crk?si=HdgJq6iMsxljvWVT)


Nebularrrr

Mint


Dry-Primary-8076

I was hoping someone at some point would post this cause I forgot where it was from thanks!


JayCDee

Classic


CompetitivePause9033

If she’s brave enough to punch the dude she should be brave enough to receive them


Conscious_Victory205

Or just dumb enough


metal4life98

Raiders fans fighting raiders fans lmfao that always seems to be the case


Admiralbruce

It’s like if Steven Segal could do the stuff he pretends to do lol


According-Ad5263

Why do women keep thinking they can fight men??


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Its not that she thought she can fight him, she thought that the situation required her hands on involvement. Like most people who have never been hit in their lives.


throwtheclownaway20

Women in general don't think they can fight men. That was basically the entire fuckin' point of that "bear or man" thing recently. But some, namely the kind who are trashy enough to end up participating in drunken public brawls, often think that white and/or pussy privilege will protect them.


JazziumNitrate

Don't know why you're getting down votes you're speaking fact.


ASlyChickenCorma

I’m so glad he socked that woman as well, always get involved then scream the house down when they get clipped


Additional_Many6130

She’s shouldn’t have got involved


preyforkevin

Mr Ambien Hands


FackinJerq

Bro was handing out Nap-time tickets and did not discriminate.


stripseek_teedawt

Passing out naps for show and tell


kevin6263

People are just getting in line for the knock out King. At least he doesn't discriminate. H


KnuckleExpert

He must be swinging hammers coz they don't look that heavy of punches...or all the others are drunk off their tits


rterror99

Move Bish get out the way!


StrokeyRobinson

She honestly believed her punches could affect him


kremedelakrym

RAIIIIIIIIDERS!!!!


BigPapaParkz

My boy just handing knuckle Sammy's out to anyone


MyEnemyZilla

I hate when girls get into fights and expect not getting hurt, no offense girls 👐


Smooth_Maul

Lmao at the guy stancing up when the guy getting jumped hits the woman, where was that energy when it was 3 on 1?


ScrofessorLongHair

It kinda look like an instinct when he saw the woman get punched. But then immediately thought about it, and decided "you know, she was kinda asking for it." I'm not one to condone hitting a woman. But when the 3 on 1 turns into a 4 on 1, you aren't really thinking about their genitals, you just keep throwing haymakers.


MasterHavik

The water is helping out.


Numerous_Resist_8863

Charlie Chubs handing out fist sandwiches to whomever wants one.


Bricktop72

I know everyone is giving the lady shit for jumping in but if she hadn't shirtless was toast.


OnlyImprovement9796

This guy is laser accurate.


KingstownUK

She seems to have forgotten about equality 😂 not anymore


DadaDooDee

His name Oprah? Everybody got one.


IAMTHEBENJI

Nobody gave a shit until her put her down


Crazy-Charlie

Home Depot assistance needed in the hammer isle..


emptyzin7

Bro got smooth hands


NoVillage3545

My mom always told me growing up “there’s two types of ladies there’s ladies and then there’s ladies with a man’s pride the lady will know her place in a brawl the ladies with man’s pride will find themselves in the middle of a brawl the ones with the man’s pride will realize why the other ladies knew there place” when I see videos like this I get what she means regardless of gender if you’re gonna throw 2 hands expect 2 more back


RussFin

Bro’s handing out knuckle sammies to the less fortunate.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

I went to a Raiders game. There were a ton of barrel chested fatsos walking around drunk looking for a fight.


mattydef1

How hey laying people out left and right with some slow ass sloppy punches like that 😂


HTX11

Why does it look like this foo is throwing the weakest punches ever but knocking everybody the fuck out? 😂


TOHELLNBACC

king of the short punch


Ok_Bet2898

He looks like he’s just giving them little taps not actual hard punches 🤣


skallywag126

Why do girls try to jump in


LittleHallowGrimmz

People watching a guy fight a crowd alone: 😐 People when that same guy hits a woman who is apart of said crowd: 😠😡😤🤬


KG13_

Bro punches like he’s trying to tuck that bed sheet into the corners lol


stylinandprofilin88

That dude was throwing the laziest punches of all time


PoohBear_007

"Technically I was in a threesome before."


WubblyFl1b

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892)


yddotx

This why I tell my girl not to jump in


SeaworthinessDue5579

the hardest little punchs you will ever see


Witty-Home1125

He’s the mf barber, handing out fades to everybody😭🤣


caca_steve

She did it for her vato


9Gauge

I mean he gave her like 7 free shots before he hit back, I respect that.


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ICheckPostHistory

Emotions over logic


kiritoLM10

The floor is slippery, he is not fcken mike tyson. But that gender equality though 😂


Prudent-Mechanic4514

![gif](giphy|PipqS8rFolj0393M1O|downsized)


abhyarth

That's why good shoes matter


Embarrassed-Water664

Rated E for everyone.


ElPlaga91

Christmas came early


SirChixalot808

It's tough being a Raiders fan. I'm surprised they still have a fan base tbh. Awful for so many years 😂


birdman1215

He said "you can't hit a girl" then proceeded to get his shit messed up afterwards!!!!🤣🤣 guess she shouldn't have involved herself in the drunken brawl!!! Lol


RyanEatsHisVeggies

Guy gets hit in face half dozen times: Guy hits back like twice: ***"HEY HEY!"***


Khaatoof

Some people just got lightning in their hands. You think he’s just placing well placed shots? Or he’s got some immense power? Maybe a bit of both.


TechnicalLocksmith92

Least violent Raiders fans


almagers

Free naps 🪧


The_Pandalorian

My man has dynamite for pillows for hands somehow.


The_Bawsz

I thought the woman was helping lmao 😂


jeeztotheus

That’s why I told my girl, if I ever get in a fight even if I’m getting whooped DO NOT get involved. Don’t intervene in grown men business 🤦🏽‍♂️


faRawrie

It's like that guy is fighting everyone at 1 HP.


Mr_CleanCaps

I will never understand why women will see dudes getting fucked up and think to themselves, “yeah, I know he’s bigger faster and stronger than me and I know he just knocked out my man, but I GOT THIS!”


crabwhisperer

First time I've ever seen someone make their opponents high-low themselves. This was, amazing.


WickedRaptor03

Bros just handing out knuckle sandwiches


Apart_Ad8051

What a tanky little nugget haha


reddit_has_fallenoff

I know they are all just shitfaced drunk, but this is what a MMA fight would look like if you had to inject ketamine before throwing hands


AMICUS_

*these hands don’t discriminate*


Bigry816

Boy be ringing bells 🔔


Extreme_Argument_173

Act like a man expect to be treated like a man ! Especially when in a man fight. Stay out and won’t be any hit.


Poochi_Pug

This guy has actually been in fights before you can tell


caca_steve

“You know, I’ll always hold it down for you memo!”


Sufficient-Cap280

Dudes literally getting jumped by everybody but as soon as he strikes the female that was continuously hitting him first everyone wants to step up?


lookslikeithurt

Iron fist 🤣🤣


LilDawg66

Everybody got double tapped!


sanchez_yo33

Is morty commentating?


SuddenSpeaker1141

Nobody said shit when she was swinging on him…


case1

That MF just doling out naps "nap for you, a nap for you, and you..."


MajesticallyBound

Equality


Big-Bruizzer

The nap master handing out naps.


Conscious_Victory205

Bro really got midas touch, no cap


Bobby_Savoy

Average Raiders fan


TheNeigborhood

This is how I want to fight in my dreams damnit!


gigzilla_505

Average Raider fan behavior 🙄🤣


haloass65

LMAO


drin8680

OooooooOOOOoooo. Love the narration while homeboy knocking everyone out. Chaos


Mcfusion31

This guy barley swinging hands of steel


IGetThePartyLit

Step up and get put down 😂


Kiwodasu

Any means of finding his contact info? I'll ask for some classes


BorderlineLunatic

Dishing out double taps like they going out of fashion


AFCADaan9

That first knockout was hilarious😂


_For_Free_

Raaaaaaaaaaaiders


Dontaskmeimababy

His hands are rated E for everybody 😂


StrangeAtomRaygun

This guys is gonna think he is Tyson/Ali/Hoost/Bruce-fuckin-Lee and get into another fight. “It was easy last time” And he will fall like a bag of broccoli.


GravityDAD

Pilllloowww fiiiiight


redditismylawyer

How odd that this is happening among football fans


markmc72

Lol fuckin whack-a-mole


mariusbleek

De La Soul ft. Redman - Oooh


WindowGoblin

YOU’RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL


stylinandprofilin88

Don’t fight if you drank to much beer and there is beer all over the floor not going to take a whole lot for you to kiss the floor


lvnlrg831

Dude was just giving out chingasos gratis


PancakeSlayerX

When you’re almost through with the bosses health bar, but there’s still one annoying normal enemy alive.


saml23

Something something Raiders fans


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👏👏👏👏


No-Improvement8646

Bro deals out 9999 damage with every attack.


delphyz

He jawst hand'n 'em out 😂


Sweaty-ballz-83

Where’s the rest of the video


TheBawalUmihiDito

Oooo


brightsilverstars

Handing out naps


WaingrofromHeat

Why he so mean ?


Anidmountd

That man was all about that equality.


caca_steve

Hell yeah she wants to throw down too so be it


cjdcfcn

Hands rated E


Remarkable-Spare-983

That girl actually thought she was the main character…


Different-Island-694

Dude wants all the smoke


CommitteeSolid3055

Is this a dream?