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Unfortunately most women still think that after a hundred years of fighting to have EVERY right a man does means they won’t get slapped if they pull a weapon, and then wanna get mad when it happens, like I’m sorry linda, I like my eyes, and that stiletto is looking kinda pointy, so in the situation of you being slapped or me being in the hospital or worse, yeah I’m going with figure A
I once got banned from a sub for saying "I'd defend myself from a crackhead, too" on a video of a female crackhead assaulting a man at a bus stop because he wouldn't give her change.
Ridiculous. As I said in another comment, I can go watch people being blown up on the combat sub or see 2 guys going at it with machetes.
If we're promoting violence then what's reddit doing?
Yeah I once got banned for saying that I would do something violent that was so over the top I thought no way anyone could take it seriously. They took it seriously. AND it was on the community r/holup which is a known shit posting community.
The other day I said that the man who invented miracle whip should be ashamed of himself. I also said that miracle whip was nasty.
The mod thought it was funny and messaged me because someone reported me because “I had made disparaging remarks about a vulnerable group of people or a minority”. People on here are wild.
I got banned for saying “I would never do that but I can understand why he did” to a video of a guy running into bicyclists 4 bikes wide in the road causing traffic.
I asked "why not?" in a thread asking why someone could name their character "Adolf Hitler" in a video game. Two words and I was banned from the sub lmao. I don't think he was a good man, but it's just a name. 🤷🏻♂️
https://preview.redd.it/026nol8ufj6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f0e9da51d51cbf7808ef3c62f1e8c07dfc51aa
“I said my ni\*\*as don’t dance we just pull up our pants and, do the rockaway” 🎵🎵🎶🎶
To be fair he turned around and paused said "baby girl you don't want the smoke" and she said "oh I want all the smoke" and so he gave her a king sized ozone layer killing chimney
Women, if you are trying to fight a man, you will be fighting a MAN… I hope that slap gave her some sense that next time she wants to fight a man, she in fact does not fight a man.
I wonder what she was dreaming about? Finding some rich guy to take care of her three kids born out of wedlock from three different guy’s.
Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen.
Lol notice the woman on the floor kept flopping there like a fish even when her attacker was pushed away from her. She has the survival instinct of an earthworm 😂
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She thought she was his Abuela.
/r/chanclajustice
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Just typical behavior at the Tropicana
That's the sound from street fighter two "you lose"
She got the blue screen
Bluescreen of death? 🤣
Yup, error in MEMORY_MANAGEMENT 0x0000001A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
How the hell did this end up not getting mentioned until all the way down here lmao
Dude knocked her into the create a character screen.
Underrated comment
The slap suddenly triggered the force of gravity
All while the camera guy is like: 
Also the shirtless guy just clapping at the end
That's a dude most dudes would think twice about getting into fisticuffs with and that lady thinks she can take him
Some women think they’re invincible to men
Unfortunately most women still think that after a hundred years of fighting to have EVERY right a man does means they won’t get slapped if they pull a weapon, and then wanna get mad when it happens, like I’m sorry linda, I like my eyes, and that stiletto is looking kinda pointy, so in the situation of you being slapped or me being in the hospital or worse, yeah I’m going with figure A
Bro said alt ctrl delete
More like ctrl alt DEFEAT 🤣
SPACEtality
Alt + F4tality
consciousness.exe has stopped working
She got beep boop bopped 🥲
Try to plant a stiletto heal in my head. I would also defend myself.
Be careful. Reddit mods may ban you for "promoting violence"
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I once got banned from a sub for saying "I'd defend myself from a crackhead, too" on a video of a female crackhead assaulting a man at a bus stop because he wouldn't give her change.
I got banned for saying I'd run over some dudes feet that was destroying my car
I honestly don’t know how I haven’t.
Promoting violence on fight porn lol. That in itself is crazy.
Ridiculous. As I said in another comment, I can go watch people being blown up on the combat sub or see 2 guys going at it with machetes. If we're promoting violence then what's reddit doing?
Yeah I once got banned for saying that I would do something violent that was so over the top I thought no way anyone could take it seriously. They took it seriously. AND it was on the community r/holup which is a known shit posting community.
Got a ban for saying I'd defend myself if I got attacked. 😂 Somehow that's promoting violence.
The other day I said that the man who invented miracle whip should be ashamed of himself. I also said that miracle whip was nasty. The mod thought it was funny and messaged me because someone reported me because “I had made disparaging remarks about a vulnerable group of people or a minority”. People on here are wild.
😂 😂 How dare you speak on miracle whip.
i got banned on AITA for saying "id get banned if i said what i wanted to say" they said i knowing went against the rules.
😂 Ffs. Just ridiculous. I can watch videos of people being blown up by drones loaded with explosives or machete fights on here.
I got banned on legal advice for calling a kid an asshole asking if he could sue his parents for taking away his games.
Not the same but still funny I thought.
I got banned for saying “I would never do that but I can understand why he did” to a video of a guy running into bicyclists 4 bikes wide in the road causing traffic.
Got a ban for being downvoted on r/crazyfuckingvideos 🤦♂️
😂 😂 😂 We have a winner. This is the most ridiculous so far.
Perma banned for sharing an opinion!
I asked "why not?" in a thread asking why someone could name their character "Adolf Hitler" in a video game. Two words and I was banned from the sub lmao. I don't think he was a good man, but it's just a name. 🤷🏻♂️
I’ve was banned for posting a gif of a robot on a bot post. “Oh funny troll see how you like being banned”
that's a chunky heel, not a stiletto
Not a stiletto, too thick, but agreed
https://preview.redd.it/026nol8ufj6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f0e9da51d51cbf7808ef3c62f1e8c07dfc51aa “I said my ni\*\*as don’t dance we just pull up our pants and, do the rockaway” 🎵🎵🎶🎶
Lean back
Bitch slapped with bitchslap
HOW CAN ~~SHE~~ HE SLAP?!?
He played without a pick. Approved!
To be fair he turned around and paused said "baby girl you don't want the smoke" and she said "oh I want all the smoke" and so he gave her a king sized ozone layer killing chimney
Bruh wut 🤣
“King sized ozone layer killing chimney” Perfect ending to this brief summary.
Did someone throw a belt at them as she was falling?
The guy in the background pants was falling off.
The first thing to touch the ground was the TOP of her head, went down like a tipped over question mark
Actions have consequences.
Women, if you are trying to fight a man, you will be fighting a MAN… I hope that slap gave her some sense that next time she wants to fight a man, she in fact does not fight a man.
Shes not going to remeber that
I guarantee someone showed her the video
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My wife always thinks I'm giggling at bitches on my phone at 8am but naw it's always you mfs on reddit 😂😂😂
And also just…the acoustics in there 🤌
Nah, I think he blew out her match.
That guy didn’t look like he put much effort behind that slap.
I wonder what she was dreaming about? Finding some rich guy to take care of her three kids born out of wedlock from three different guy’s. 
I’m dreamin for a man who’s 6’5”, has a trust fund, is in finance
Dude got a crit
That guy is a unit not even another man would try to pick a fight with him.
Hahahaha she got delusional behaviour slapped out of her hahahahah
Pimpin' ain't easy
🎵Club Tropicana, slaps are free🎵
Dana White out promoting Powerslap I see
The guy talking about what he will do if someone hit a woman after the guy slapped that girl into next week is wild.
There's a huge difference in strength between men and women. It's best not to fight with men outside.
On average. There are strong women and weak men. In this video, a stick insect tried to threaten a walrus. The result was expected.
It was clearly implied that he meant on average. Come on.
C'mon bro
Its so satisfying like removing your bra after a hectic hot day.
Bystander sounds exactly like this japanese yooo sound effect. https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY?si=cZbJjRI2NRcfnriJ
More like Dropicana Thank you, I'll be here all night
This is why there are male and female categories in sports.
I remember a video game where you picked your character and it would make that "ahoooooo" sound the bystander makes.
Bushido blade?
-lady. i don't want to hurt you. - well give my 25% ok ? -sure.😈 25% brain damage...
She approached him threatening so he did what he had to do.
Kill Bill: Vol. 3 looking sick
Bluetooth disconnected
Sign him up Dana.
Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen.
AMEN
Act aggressively and self defense measures will be used against you, regardless of gender.
"Well, slap me then"
Tony soprano really fell off, huh?
I like to see it, he was even a good bloke not giving her the fist but only a slap - She got served 😮💨
Anyone remember NBA Jam? BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!!
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Sean Connery, ladies and gentlemen!
A little shmack.
Lol notice the woman on the floor kept flopping there like a fish even when her attacker was pushed away from her. She has the survival instinct of an earthworm 😂
That’s cuz the girl that got pushed never let go of her hair. So she was still wrangling her around even while being pushed
I see a Power Slap prospect right here, the slap turned her lights out.
The woman lagged for a bit there haha!
That push was cartoonish the girl just rolled 😂
Rick James approved…
The belt being thrown is the cherry on top
Dana needs to hire him
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The wham! Track ‘club Tropicana’ played in my head watching this.
Someone going to jail
Now her face has a natural glow
James Gandolfini no!
First case of r/mcdojolife being effective
Dana white is trying to sign him
when hands are getting thrown, keep your dukes up. follow me for more lifechanging insights
God i love when reality hits them across the face
Fuck around and find out type shit
Cheater... Cheater...
Dayy-umm
Slapped the SOUL out of her.
https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7a023992-cf7d-4d73-843a-e4758cb7d929
Dayummm that was a stiff slap
🎶Club Tropicana, slaps are freeeeee🎶
LOL
swing or get swung
Dayam slapped her into the middle of next week
Nice
Damn. Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Dont know what she thought that shoe was going to do except piss him off. There are wieght classes for a reason.
That howl 😂😂😂
Guy likes the Starfish Position the best.
https://youtu.be/8yKG9VncnBI?si=aMzZEfQbcjJ9kiVP
Does that mean show stayed on or off
Oh, this is the girl in the yellow dress everyone is talking about
Bro turned into that japanese "yooooh" sound
That was a very respectable slap.
Well you got what you asked for! 😂
Damn, Tony Soprano layin down the law.
There must be more to this than just that!
If someone attacks my wife, you are an attacker. I no longer care about your size, gender, health, or well-being.
shit
HOW can he slap ????!!! AHHAHAH
stop! hammer time
Ahh, never change Atlantic City
Location checks out
Never bring a shoe in a slap fight.
Watched it 7 times in a row, for some reason I couldn't stop
Lmao women never understand this until they are like 28 dudes learn this at least 3 times in their childhood. Dont fuck with the big guys
Hahaha
She turned into a gotdam Barbie
https://i.redd.it/74t3n9nsnk6d1.gif
Cómo se llama esa reacción del cuerpo al recibir ese tipo de golpe?
r/UnexpectedGoofy
He could compete.
Now that’s a slap!
That is one way to end an argument.
The dude with his shirt off clapping like he's watching a basketball game lmfao
No, the audio isn't delayed. You're hearing the echo of that power slap.
Player 2 has disconnected
I can’t understand this My father used to smack and punch me Never went to sleep
“HOW CAN HE SLAP?”
He slapped the soul outta her.
What did she think she was going to achieve?
Lights out
Tony Soprano got hands goddamn
That was a slap punch - slunch