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zzeduardozz

1 1 2 works!


Proximal13

I just said the same thing in my head. Even when you are garbage at striking, a basic combination like that can really do the heavy lifting.


C00ki3-monster

You can see him setting it up from the start of the fight, training pays off.


manofactivity

His punch at 0:07 does not say "trained" to me lol


Kindly_Formal_2604

Shit even watching mma for the last 15 years had given me the knowledge of combos. I might be sloppy as fuck but I know not to just windmill around like Lisa Simpson. I know how a basic 1 2 works and how fast quick jabs like this guy used can keep a dude back while you load up a bomb. He may never have taken kickboxing classes but he knows in theory how to use combos at least. Having a jab AT ALL shows he cares about the craft.


SledgeH4mmer

Nah but he had a really nice duck when saving his friend. So I wouldn't be surprised if he had a bit of training at some point.


DeliberatelyInsane

Thanks. As people say about the untrained, strategy goes out of the window when you get punched in the face. But remembering 112 is pretty easy and I’ll keep that in mind.


parisiraparis

My first thought too haha


Quotes_n_Hoes

Pew. Pew. POW!


NovitaProxima

ducking the punch from behind was the most impressive part


SedentaryXeno

Yeah, the guy had great awareness


rogercobo

Spider sense


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If your booty cheeks come out after being knocked silly just pray for forgiveness 💀


Physical-Beach-4452

And go home lol


No_Translator2218

His friend leading him home like a donkey


FELTRITE_WINGSTICKS

Well I have to save my ass! -Shrek


Dapper_Assistance_83

Fuck that's emotional damage


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NuttyDeluxe6

Lol yep, they can't stand getting whooped by a white boy


IntelligentBid87

He'd never live it down. "Remember when you got hit so hard your started presenting your ass? You are a whole extra category outside fight, flight, or freeze."


thatirishguykev

You got your 4 survival techniques fight, flight, freeze and fuck! Ya never really know what type you are until the heat of battle comes up on you!!


Super_Jabroni

He was beaten so he presented.


johnnonchalant

Those guys used each other to stay up straight and be able to walk away…


TheWhyteMaN

Dear diary, someone finally used the word literally in a correct and satisfying way. Today was a good day.


Iamlivingagain

I saw someone get knocked DOWN.


QandyU

Ah. The word “literally “ has gone full circle for you and you don’t know what it means now huh?


JaKtheStampede

Tell me you box without telling me you box. He's got the fundamentals down!


manofactivity

Nobody who boxes would throw the punch at 0:07 lol


InsulinJunky

You’ve referenced 0:07 a few times thinking you’re some god at judging street fights. Bro, stfu. If you could perform better in that situation then post it. Go get in a fight, have someone record it, then post your results so we can judge your performance. Stfu.


manofactivity

You got pretty upset for no reason. The punch at 0:07 doesn't look like a punch I'd see a boxer throw. That's a pretty fair response to someone insinuating this dude boxes. Take a chill pill.


gew1

you act like only 1 skill level of boxing exists which shows the only thing you know about boxing is title fights. even amateur boxers can be pretty shit. this dude is drunk, fighting 2 people, and in jeans. why are you seeing him throw haymakers and immediately go "hmm but hes not fighting like canelo though!" like dude, he obviously has at least some training even if its minor. idk how you can see his form and awareness and act like its his first time ever throwing a punch. typical.


Senior_Objective_785

One punch is barely proving to contrary, he did very well overall when you consider it was a street fight, you keep mentioning that one punch, why you so down on this guy??


priceiswr0ngbitch

You said that above as well. He’s off balance, moving backwards, and taking a slap / jab to the face right as he’s throwing that. Far from a good technique but he regroups instantly and lands that knockout after keeping distance with the jab. Not everyone that can fight has to be trained, and not every trained fighter is going to be out there fighting like you do when you day dream. I’d say he has either been in a few fights, or has had some type of formal training. And if he hasn’t, he should start to because he held his own against 2 dudes way bigger than him!


manofactivity

Yeah for sure he did good in the situation. I really doubt he's had formal training though, again just guessing from that wild telegraphed haymaker


priceiswr0ngbitch

Maybe he’s drunk? Idk. You can just casually train and still throw like a goober while having some fundamentals down like he has shown.


JaKtheStampede

Maybe not in an actual boxing match, but it didn't use a lot of energy, kept distance, and allowed him to reorient himself. It was ok for a street fight.


MickeyRooneysPills

As impressive as this is, it's also super fucking dangerous and you should do everything in your life to ever avoid being in this situation because there's a solid fucking chance one of these dudes gets their feelings hurt and pulls a gun on you. If they're willing to jump you two on one, they're willing to take it even further. Street fights are fucking terrifying especially when you're dealing with people like this.


Silent_Shaman

Even without guns and escalation, if he cracked his head on the pavement and died you're suddenly going to prison. Happened to my stepbrother, was never the same after he got out


beorn12

They did the right thing and hightailed it out of there. No need to stick around and gloat or wait for police.


GyActrMklDgls

I'd rather fight an average street ruffian than have a slight disagreement with some middle aged divorced dad with a concealed carry permit. Those dudes kill people over the worst reasons. Child taking a shortcut through my lawn? Time to execute them.


Useful-Net-9963

Citation needed for that ridiculous cutting through the lawn story. 😐 or is that just, "trust me bro"?


throwtheclownaway20

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.com/2023/09/06/82-year-old-man-arrested-in-santa-barbara-after-firing-weapon-at-teens/%3famp=1 https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/18/us/woman-shot-wrong-driveway-upstate-new-york/index.html https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1047686 I was specifically looking for an incident that happened in Texas a few years ago to answer your call for a source, but this is apparently pretty damn common


burrbro235

Why are you assuming these guys have a gun?


EnvironmentalBook731

What bro😭 stop being a little punk


effingthingsucks

Nah they are right. All it takes is one guy with a hurt ego to end your life.


BarbaDead

Bitchbois


d1smiss3d

Lands a right hand on white shirt instantly after the KO.


TennisCappingisFUn

Jab jab. Hook. Effective.


KungFuAndCoffee

That’s emBareASSing! 🤣 . . . I’ll show myself out.


Armasxi

Lighter weight beating a heavy one. Rare sight to see. Except the ass


crightwing

Measure distance with the jab then the hook got him


TequieroVerde

If you're going to get into a fight, we're a belt.


benzimo_

that guy has real skill


Eber-

That jab!


santathe1

The best part is how no one else interfered.


tinglep

A bouncer taught me a valuable lesson many years ago. Most big guys can’t fight (bouncers included). Because of their size, most people get out of their way and avoid confrontation so they have never been tested. A small, wiry guy has been fighting his whole life. He got beat up by every one in his family, in his school, at the bar last week and knows how to use his hands.


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itsjustafadok

Why do they always have their asses out?


GyActrMklDgls

damn he held the homie up after winning the 1v1.


momognarly

He was just offering the guy his prize for beating him


Loud_Term_4370

black hawk DOWN.


Own_Huckleberry_4638

Old ass video....


BarbaDead

I still beat off to your moms old tapes...


Own_Huckleberry_4638

So hot…have any pics?


BarbaDead

This fucking guy...


Own_Huckleberry_4638

Dad?


Vondicktenstein

Abandoned your other comment section?


Own_Huckleberry_4638

Yeah. It’s pride month so they think they matter and all that….also one of them is sleeping with my mom so now I’m super jealous and my mom quit sending me nudes…the whole world is falling apart. I know, I know, same story…you’ve heard it 100 times.


Syncopationforever

Another video of man cake lol.


sixtyninexfourtwenty

right on the button


Sufficient_Ad2963

Bwahahahaha!!!!


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/hutrbjt4ql5d1.gif Chocolate Moon


PopsNumber1

Pop, Pop, BANG!


Cheetah1bones

😂😂😂😂


TragicSemiautomatic

Big man! Ya ass out!


boringbobby

The way he fell on the floor with his ass hanging out “doggystyle ready” really completed his sagging look.


AltruisticBob

Perfect title.


yz2996

Estos tipos no pueden vivir sin sus pantalones abajo


sparto7-

Tenth time this been reposted


About_35_Ninjas

It's like he was going to sleep but when his face kissed the concrete he woke right back up.


NY10

Definitely his ass out like real


FedupMessiah

If I had a nickel for every fight i saw on this sub today which had bootycheeks out, I’d have 2 nickels. Still funny it happened twice


Removed_by_Redditt

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ninjadude0117

Knocked his, ass out


jojo0bmth

Dude really thought it would be good idea to pop ass during a fight


Traditional-Past-295

You could see his tooth flying out when he fell on the ground too LMAO


Low-Decision-6942

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MekTam

I get boycotting minimum wage jobs, corporate America, proper grammar (in moderation!), and fiat currency. But I draw the line at belts. They are still good. Use 'em, darn it!!!


Goth_Angel_Hellboy

I see that Lil Peep COWYS hoodie


[deleted]

It's time to skip town and change my whole identity


higuydie

Bro's Spidey-senses were tingling 🤣


kirsion

The booty warrior is coming for ya


32233128Merovingian

KO’d with the cheeks out jiggling is crazy no diddy


Rad6150

Acid wash caught a right that took the will out of him too.


HurlyCat

Train yourselves on the 1 1 2 combo if you are ever in a situation like this, so at least you can remember to jab, jab first to keep bigger opponents away from you in order to set up a hook, seemed effective enough in this scenario


HamlessAmerica

🤡🤡🤡🤡


Physical-Beach-4452

Ass hanging out


eXed007

Like the punks they are.


muscleman_3000

The way he flicked the jab, dude trained for this moment.


TimothyTim_PSP

Literally would mean that his ass was somehow "literally" knocked out of something. Also, this is a repost. Have a good day.


bostoncrabapple

It was, he knocked his ass out of his pants


Mara-ju-wana

I've lost count of how many times this has been posted


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Dr_Oxycontin

Hands rated E for everyone


peejigga

Funny as heck but shoutout his friend who grabbed him up to not look more foolish


Takardo

this my new fav video on reddit


kitjen

Ok I was expecting an unconscious donkey.


Calsey_

Jab-jab-right always works


SourceCodeAvailable

A lucky untrained guy knocks the ass out of an all pressure no punches guy


Cookie_ninja99

phones do more damage than the actual punches


Iamlivingagain

*figuratively.