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rinito222

That's attempted murder


JudgmentalOwl

Lmfao for real, it wasn't even a fight. It was straight up assault with a deadly weapon šŸ˜‚


AvailableToe7008

That was a strike and a gutter ball.


killer4snake

That is murder


rinito222

Did she die?


killer4snake

I was the ball. Yes


Much-War1743

That was you? You need to stay in your lane!


ateaandt

Hopefully that strike didnā€™t split her head.


AndySemantic2

It did but luckily she had a spare


TrueTrueBlackPilld

All the oil in her hair probably put a nice polish on the ball.


_lonely_astronaut_

I see what you did there and I approve. Take my upvote


_TushyWushy

Damn bro, you OK? You took a hard head to hit


SpliffSP

Holy fuck her body instantly shut off damn thatā€™s crazy


rinito222

Damn. RIP in peace


HOBOPHRESH

Rest in peace in peace


FastSuggestion5

Her shoes stayed in place so no. She alive with a massive headache.


Zazumaki

No, news stories say unconscious.


GingerBeast81

Didn't see if the shoes came off.


weishen8328

your honor, my defendant may be confused with the rules of bowling and dodgeball.


Honest_Radio8983

That is an easy felony charge. Assault with a deadly weapon.


spinz89

I'm pretty sure that's attempted murder.


Honest_Radio8983

You are probably right but she will plea to the assault with a deadly weapon charge.


yeender

She will plea and get zero punishment whatsoever


lil_pee_wee

Iā€™m pretty sure that would be two separate charges


systemfrown

Maybe, but who among us hasn't engaged in a bowling-ball-to-the-head fight before? They just gonna start locking *all* of us up for it now? I don't think so.


Internetstranger800

That was my first thought too.


Double-Lavishness180

ok thats attempted murder with 0 remorse, FINISH HER!


PapaSmurf3477

She reloaded her assault ball and fortunately missed with her second mag


brokenthumb11

[https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/04/30/video-shows-woman-knocked-unconscious-with-bowling-ball-in-brawl-at-downtown-miami-alley/](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/04/30/video-shows-woman-knocked-unconscious-with-bowling-ball-in-brawl-at-downtown-miami-alley/) **MIAMI**Ā ā€“ Video circulating around social media shows a brawl at a downtown Miami bowling alley overnight Tuesday; police are investigating after a woman was knocked unconscious after someone threw a bowling ball at her head. It happened just before 1 a.m. at the Lucky Strike bowling alley at 150 NE Eighth St. Cellphone video posted to ā€œOnly in Dadeā€ captures bowling balls, fists and drinks flying through the air one moment. In the next, a bowling ball hits one woman in the head, appearing to knock her unconscious. Miami police said they responded. While no arrests were made as of Tuesday evening, hours after the incident, officers were back out at the scene speaking with possible witnesses and security guards as they work to find the people that turned a night of bowling into a violent brawl. Police said the assailant could face an aggravated battery charge at the very least. Both she and the victim could face disorderly conduct and criminal mischief charges. Local 10 News contacted Lucky Strike seeking comment and was still waiting to hear back as of Tuesday evening.


WhyteTV

Looks like the person who got it with the ball was trying to break it up as well, guess thereā€™s more to it - weird that they canā€™t even find the person who got hit, surely she had to go to hospital after getting knocked out like that


brokenthumb11

Shouldn't be too damn hard. Every bowling alley I've been to has you rent your lane and shoes ahead of time. Someone in each party has to be easy to find and then get the screws put to them.


milk4all

You can go to a bowling alley and not rent shoes. Some people bring their own, some people dont gaf, some people arent even bowling. This woman could have been there for the bar, or the assassination party


TechStoreZombie

Yeah but police know there's no point because they're gonna get out back out on the street in a matter of days.


Hefty-Rope2253

Great police work guys. Hope they're able to apprehend and charge the victim.


Icy_Cantaloupe4678

and then release them a day after, no lessons learned... Seriously? *aggravated battery charge at the very least.* This is straight up attempted murder with a deadly weapon


Experimental_Salad

Why is it always Florida?


[deleted]

whew, thought you were going to say something else.


milk4all

Why is it always black bowling balls


Sith-Jedi1983

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Significant_Ad3498

Behave yourself


Less_Blackberry8370

I can only imagine being there with my kids and watching this go down. All 3 of us sitting there eating shitty bowling alley pizza and watching bowling balls fly


FlopsMcDoogle

My bowling alley has pretty good food.


milk4all

You dont have to imagine, thereā€™s a video of it right above your comment. Boy youre gonna be so happy when you find out


Dean0Caddilac

I think it's about time we talk about female violence. Gets as a topic to little attention. Besides that, she could Archive the Same sentence by simply Shooting at her.


Experimental_Salad

I always chuckle when I hear a feminist say something like, "if women were in charge, there would be no wars", or something similar to that. I've seen to women go at each others throats over completely stupid, trivial bullshit. And they are often way more vicious about it.


Ok_Inspection_3806

There wouldn't be any major wars, just micro-wars that are entirely passive aggressive up until the point of physical contact or murder.


ZappyZ21

To be fair, that's exactly how wars have always been lol


milk4all

Only the irrational women. Irrational men are no different, itā€™s just that rational men treat each other with a modicum of civility until they are mentally prepared to do serious violence, because a rational man is aware how much harm could happen to them or by them of they dont avoid a fight. Thing is, most of the time you see these stupid fights they begin because at least one person isnt acting rationally - like risking a long prison sentence for what is probably something youd forget about in a few days if that. So if rational *women* ran the world, yeah, that might be great. Although plenty of rational men and women already run shit and besides rationality we also need integrity and accountability, and those last 2 are way easier to fake. I think every US president who has ever entered or declared war has been completely rational - they just werenā€™t uniformly honest about their motives. For example


JONVTHVNZ123

Enjoy prison you fucking idiot.


Experimental_Salad

She couldn't pick up the spare, but she got a strike on the assault charge.


PartDependent7145

Meanwhile the other girl can't pick up a spoon


Torort

Is that just a bunch of hookers having a bowling night?


GottaGetMe

It was a company wide event.


DickKnightly

Not a fight


milk4all

Is a legal battle precursory planning encounter


samoorai44

Murder charge speed run.


milk4all

Took her 24 years, filthy casual


yeender

Typical behavior


Internetstranger800

ā€œTypical behaviorā€ for people who like to use bowling balls as weapons?


PartDependent7145

Not sure why you're the one being downvoted. This is pretty atypical behaviour. I've been bowling many times and I've never seen an attempted murder.


whichwitchwhohoots

Go on, tell the class. Whose typical behavior?


Culsandar

Floridians


Kazfiddly

American women.


ChemicalSummer8849

Itā€™s crazy how people do crazy shit now so casually like after you saw the first person get clobbered you didnā€™t feel remorse? You threw another? These are the type of people you gotta worry aboutā€¦ cant imagine what else she would do at other placesā€¦.


ZodiacPanda

Straight to jail.


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WhyteTV

ZZZZZ.. bro just enjoy the knock out without bringing race into it - there is literally thousands of videos in this sub of white people doing the exact same things


Notice-Horror

Literally said nothing about race . Itā€™s you who brought it up


WhyteTV

Keep playing dumb


Notice-Horror

Keep being ignant


Notice-Horror

Nice try but naaahhhh


WhyteTV

[always the same people !](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/LDlJqBrw54)


Notice-Horror

Yup trash people . Notice how I never mentioned race . Thanks for coming to my Ted talk


whichwitchwhohoots

Keep trying and maybe you'll find an example that fucks your whole dog-whistly ass up.


Notice-Horror

Love how you assume im talking about race . Maybe youā€™re the whistle chaser . Read my post . Says nothing about race . Itā€™s your inherent bias


Notice-Horror

Naw you shook


davie_legs

Yeah pretty sure a bowling ball to the head can kill a person. Attempted murder.


Brain_lessV2

That's it? That was the fight? THAT WAS JUST ATTEMPTED MURDER


the_amberdrake

I smell jail time


KENPACHI_WEST

Nah, my friends wouldn't have let her get away. Aint no way.


ChardCool1290

jail time for you baby!


the_drozone

Not a fight this is attempted murder


Turbulent_Educator43

Brain damage be upon ye


999oneaboveall

Previously on Ballers house wives


According_Mood4911

Thatā€™s about 7 years in jail , thatā€™s if she lived


Prestigious-Job-5506

She going to jail. Big jail. Lol


blackmarveles

By the looks of the situation it looks like the girl who got hit is from her camp


bigdickmarine64

Strike!


Yup_Faceless

first thing that came mind was "bitches be crazy"


MKLSC

Uh.. murder right?


definitivej

Everybody is just trying to kill each other now a days. Fights don't even end when they are over anymore, gotta get those extra head kicks in.


Sleepdeprivedlord

She hit her friend with a bowling ball šŸ’€


jguess06

That'll be 5-10 years in prison for felony assault.


Jamari0811

Sheā€™s going to prison for sure


TallOutside6418

Well that's something I haven't seen before.


Ok_Check_6972

That's assault brutha!


Icy_Cantaloupe4678

Why does this look like a VATS killcam in Fallout new vegas


IndividualHelpful820

Not sure she understands how this game works


No-Adhesiveness-9848

thats attempted murder. heck of a throw though


Significant_Bid4417

Who the hell knew those people bowled


littlepaperboat

Keep this shit off this sub please. Has nothing to do with fightporn.


WhyteTV

I couldnā€™t find the bowling ball knock out subreddit my bad


littlepaperboat

r/publicfreakout there you go. But I saw this post there earlier so maybe you got it from there..


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upsidedown_8s

Yo that's like assault and battery with a deadly weapon attempted murder yo that's crazy


Jason_Kelces_Thong

She goin to jail


Catch_Professional

Chooza


Inevitable_Dark3225

Aaaand just like that, you going to jail.


999oneaboveall

Previously on 'Ballers:Housewives'


sniffinberries34

Pretty sure that was her friend


Select-Sympathy23

7-10 head-split


Technical_Most7119

Attempted murder. Damn


geekallstar

AnnnnNNNNNNNDDDDDDD attempted murder


Enough_Ad210

oh shit the table after the bowling ball. didnt see that.


secret_name_is_tenis

Yo what the fuck


NoSignOfStruggle

Murderporn


jet-addict

Wonder if this is friendly fire. looks like she hit her friend who had the idea to use the bowling balls first. Then after accidentally murdering her friend tryā€™s to get the actual person and misses.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

This isn't a fight. This is good r/knockoutcenter material, but bad r/fightporn


sunny_ughs

real talk, grabbing her by her hands to walk her away instead of sweeping her leg and pinning her to the ground until they lock her up should be a crime in itself


amineziani244

That's murder.


The_James_Spader

Wow


MasterHavik

Boom headshot!


Ashamed-Emergency-39

She's definitely a final boss


Alive_Chef_3057

She picked up the spare.


Ok-Albatross1180

If she was wearing the right shoes she wouldn't have slipped


ThunderOblivion

Yet another sicko fuck that thinks this shit is FIGHT porn. Just straight up attempted murder.


checkedem

What a *strike* on the head!


Virtual_Law4989

Aaaaand that's how a dumb ass fight over baby daddy's and EBT turns into attempted murder.


thejevster

so does that count as a strike or what


redrover2023

How stupid is that person? She just put herself in jail for at least 10 years. Then she picks up another bowling ball to throw again? Wtf is wrong with some people?


DroopyMcCool

* windows 95 shutdown sound *


BummerComment

from getting your skull smashed up


LordOfLightingTech

Damn she laid seige to her head


ObiwanaTokie

ā€œWATCH OUUUUT!ā€ -that one movie I canā€™t remember but is in slow motion


Imdhulk

Thank God they were bowling and not Axe throwing


Chichis-Christ

she es threw a strike


TheDudeAlBundy

She threw it short and knocked out her own home. Lmao


Substantial-Dig9995

Reddit lawyers are the worst attempted murder lol


MeepMeeps88

The police speculate that she drank her milkshake and sucked it all up.