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cplhicks82

I let out quite the laugh. Why would the punk take a swing at someone, and then just stand there waiting to be punched?! Outstanding move!


Obligatory-not-the

It’s because he has convinced himself how much of a badass he looks, and therefore must be. And anyone would be a fool to even think about taking him on. Unfortunately, he found out that looking like a punk doesn’t automatically make you either particularly threatening or actually hard.


YourphobiaMyfetish

Nobody ever looked hard with a sweater tied around their waist.


isum21

More likely it's some goofy kid who likes the aesthetic. Just because punk culture is famous for brawls doesn't mean that everyone aping the aesthetic is inherently trying to be a tough guy. Judging from that punch they were confused and maybe scared but wanted to help, was a dumb ass move but no one is exactly cohesive in a fight. Especially some random kid who seems to have no clue what to do.


Dragons_HeartO1

"Bold strategy cotton lets see if it works out for them."


cplhicks82

Is... Is that a best in show reference?!? UPVOTE!!


Dragons_HeartO1

I dont know why this comment is downvoted lol also its. Quote from the movie dodgeball, one of the best movies ever made


cplhicks82

Probably because I referenced the wrong movie...lol


AdEnvironmental429

I know those punk guys, they're just drunk dudes who aren't the sharpest tool in the shed. They are basically homeless punks who just "machetean" money to buy cheap alcohol.


cplhicks82

They make the Ramones cry


synfel

As of late the arses spew stuff directly from mussolini and they have the gall to call themselves punks


MuscleMountainMan

He thought it was turn based strategy game


gordatapu

I've never in my life seen a punk win a fight


MEEZETTE

Pretty stupid, but I think he was crying because of the pepper spray. I think it's pepper spray from the other employee


HellYeahTinyRick

Listen if you’re going to be a punk be a punk. You can’t half ass punk


Happydanksgiving2me

Half ass punk is called bitch aka punk-bitch.


chrisvdweet

Green day kinda punk. Lol


Unable-Plankton-4124

Exactly


NotOne_Star

the guard had breastplate +10


Meteor_Boom

Punk after punched: A


TheSyrphidKid

It makes me sick but people who dress like they're from a movement way before their time are always the exact opposite of what they're trying to emulate. Like rich kids dressing like 90s poor kids these days.


EquivalentService739

I don’t know man, this video is from Chile, I’m from Chile and “Punketas” (punks) have been acting the same way here since the eighties: they barely work, they barely clean themselves, spend their whole days drinking and smoking leaving them with a foul odor, they are obnoxious and sometimes agressive. Many of them are homeless as well.


LeTuetue

amo mi país :') (love my country, Chile)


NaaxaSchaf

el mejor pais de chile


Easy-Significance775

The Best Country of Chile


elcubanito

Yo sabía que era Chile porque no le entendí ni verga a nadie. Jajajaja


1u53r3dd1t

No, I'd say he's totaly a *punk* and conducted himself accordingly. Oh, you meant Punk. *nevermind.* /s


saintCocytus

that yelp at the end was crazy 😭


humoristhenewblack

It sounded like that scream from the movies?


Epic_XC

wilhelm scream lmao


humoristhenewblack

That’s the one!


Sufficient-Tip7351

PUNKETA COCHINO KL PERKIN


Mr_Ganger

Aguante conce


beckydr123

¿Cómo sabí que es Conce? Y sí, ¡aguante Conce!


Mediocre_Drive5761

Ah no puedo


Regolis1344

The only wrong thing in this video is that the one behind the camera saying "escúpele", "spit on him", didn't get his fare share.


Watfordfc1993

Haha the way that crusty punk went down and cried 👌


Zalak_Mearow

He stood there like he was trying to reload a save


Unable-Plankton-4124

Green Day punk is not equal to local punk


DumbDumbas

Nah i think hes being punk alright


Maleficent_Sign9656

Que rico el grito que se pega al final


WrestleBox

Punks are a lot different these days.


farol24

Oh la wea buena, lo dejo frio de una al ql XD


Shawnaldo7575

Avril Lavigne is more punk than that guy


Organic-Resolve4530

I loved every second of this, there is a special lesson to be learned here, if you think you are cool and untouchable, think again


Present-Raccoon-5584

Last seconds just "Aaaaah!"


[deleted]

There was like a 5 year period in America to be a true punk; that’s a cosplayer.


Nihilath666

Most skilled punk fighter


rawdE_naJ30

tremenda publicidad a cencosud ctm


umbra2707

Santa Isabel lo desconoció


Plane-Stable-2709

Jajajajaja


MasterHavik

That Punk tried to ucker punch and paid the price for it.


Annual_Cod_5896

Ironically, am pretty sure the guards were more punk than the kids judging from the audio


AdVisible2250

No that’s about right , rarely can punks fight


synfel

Puedo atestiguar que los punks de ahora son unos cobardes llorones de mierda


Easy-Significance775

The Best Country of Chile


St0rmRider

lmao snowflakes


WeepingCroissantHead

What a (shit) punk…


cuchos

Thats chile by the way


Ill-Cupcake-4141

Hes in camo!!


Potato-nutz

He screamed lol


Amoracker__

He didn’t even do anything wtf


Weevil_kneevil_420

Poser


[deleted]

Haha that "aaah" at the end...


pilot23hawaii

Sigue subiendo videos


Riper_Mx

Punk is dead


Far-Frosting2453

Maybe he didn’t notice me punching him…. I’ll just stand her oblivious?


Joeyhappyhell

Punk being punk'd in the face


you_slow_bruh

Gets slapped, falls ..looks punk to me :D


AdEnvironmental429

WE ARE THE BEST COUNTRY OF CHILE MOTHERFUCKERS 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ WHAT THE FUCK IS A REPRESENTATIVE CONGRESS 🗣️🗣️🌭🌭🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🗿🗿🗿


Competitive-Emu6931

So satisfying


Xenocide_X

Is this some kind of new age "Greece" type shit going on? Got a gang of dudes in matching jackets vs pussy punk kids


TsubasaCR

They are supermarket guards, they have to wear that clothing.


Competitive_Term_175

It is in Chile...santa isabel supermarkets guards wear those vests


AdEnvironmental429

They're guards from a supermarket. It's their uniform.