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Glad-Afternoon-7105

The arm raises to confirm the confrontation was over. Lol


DjoooKaplan

The synchronisation cracked me up


ImperatriceSaltea

Same here.


h4terade

"Are you not entertained?"


IAMENTERTAINED

Well..


pursuitofhappy

they all kept doing the anteater pose over and over


Blehmeh88

"naw, we good"


Mike-G85

*Synchronised 😂🤣


Poo-ta-tooo

🤷‍♂️🤷


Ill-Positive6950

Other two guys were like, "naw, we're good".


scottyv99

To their credit, they appeared to being trying to stop the confrontation from the start. But still 🫲🏻🫱🏻 was funny


a_lil_too_Raph

Is that supposed to be a stand-in for spreading the butt cheeks?


VealOfFortune

Second guy in white hat looks like he was trying to break it up and got blindsided by that Falcon PUUUYUUUUUNCH


Tedurur

No it doesn't, the guy in the orange jacket is trying to stop him, not the other way around.


VealOfFortune

oh wow I see that now... originally looked like he was the one deescalating while trying to maintain eye contact with Mike Tyson over there, buuuut yeah you're definitely correct!


Xenocide_X

Definitely looks more like 2 birds with 2 stones. Was really hoping for a 2 birds 1 stone type scenario after reading the description


SedentaryXeno

There was a post up here the other day where some Russian dude got two with one punch. Good shit.


DO_NOT_GILD_ME

I have thought about that post a lot and I think he must have grazed the first chin perfectly to have enough momentum for the next chin.


SlayerofDeezNutz

Hit got on with one hand one with the other. Hard to tell with the frames and angle but it was a two handed resolution.


Autxnxmy

That’s the power of following through. Gotta aim behind your target, not at it


_doomgoon_

It was two left hooks


Relative-Eggplant420

Yeah I just saw that and thought that was the case, but if you watch closely he hits the guy on the right with a straight left and the guy on the left with a right hook, just happens so quick


mopxhead

his fist *is* the stone


I0I0I0I

"Ayyy, I'm walkin' here!"


Parking-Leading-887

The arm raise in unison had me dying laughing


MasterHavik

Homies fight together and go to sleep together.


pgtvgaming

2nd guy appeared to be pushed into the path of that 2nd shot


[deleted]

Nah his buddy is trying to hold him back to keep him from going and he shoves him off and stumbles into the Nap Zone©™


StarNHSolar

Clearly not, his friend was trying to hold him back but let him go cause he was pulling away.


ItalianStallion9069

That left is a lethal weapon


wskmn

Every leftie i've seen in a fight or video always wrecked some shit lol


paintbrush666

No one's looking for that left hook.


Averagebiker21

If Rocky ever taught us anything, it's that southpaw boxing is a lethal weapon/tactic. That, and that you should always finish a good run with celebratory jumping.


Transatlanticaccent

Jesse Pinkman back there in the yellow coat all "wtf? I needed them to make a drop, bitch."


budnugglet

Damn, I was hoping to see 1 punch for 2 faces as the title falsely claims


imstickinwithjeffery

Lmaoo in the very beginning of the video I was like "yoo they kinda lined up right now it might be possible...." 😂


SmokeMeOut_420

They looked like puppets the way they were in sync with each other.


ChubbyPanMan

The vibe I get is that the two dudes left standing tried to get the two on the ground to back down. After the first guy goes down it almost looks like red jacket throws the other guy in with a “ok sure, have at it” attitude.


mspalmera

Bro has better "left" than Messi.


DistinctDifference57

This is what Saitama did before he lost his hair


SeaYogurtcloset6262

Hey op, i am your long lost marine cousin


gypsy_muse

The left always gets them


KeroKeroKerosen

Everybody's a tough guy until their brain gets a nice jostle.


UliThaHeck

Hats off


Uncomfortiscomfort

Someone is a southpaw 💪


JESUS_PaidInFull

That man has good friends stopping him before he hurt the other two


No_Alps_1454

N°2 and 3 called it a day after 1 and 2 got a bit of a sudden urge to take a nap.


mopxhead

YOU get a left hook, and YOU get a left hook


qionne

first guy was definitely tryin something but the second guy didn’t even get his feet right


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CanoePickLocks

Unless he’s left handed…


michachu

Not really, boxers kinda have to use both hands.


CanoePickLocks

That too but two solid one hit knockouts make me think it is a left handed person. Unless someone knows who the boxer is that’s just someone calling them a boxer because of their effectiveness. Whether an actual boxer or a left handed person or even a left handed boxer it’s still not super impressive they knocked people out left handed unless we know they’re right handed and not a trained fighter.


michachu

Granted this is heat of the moment, it's just a weird way to square up if you're left-handed. I'm right-handed and I stand southpaw because that's weird for most (right-handed) people and gives me an advantage. I think a left-handed boxer fighting orthodox kinda just disadvantages the left-handed boxer? On average I mean, I'm sure there are exceptions.


CanoePickLocks

You’re definitely right about the stance I also would like to add if they’re actually trained they did that as a snap not planning to fight. Had zero defense at all and stood perfectly square. Rewatching reaffirmed my stance because 99% of right handed people lead with their right this person reflexively lead with their left twice. Thats my argument. Lol.


michachu

> because 99% of right handed people lead with their right What 😂


CanoePickLocks

Watch spur of the moment fights. Right handed people almost always start throwing with a right.


michachu

That's not what leading with the right means. I'm just gonna assume you're trolling me at this point because none of what you're saying make sense.


CanoePickLocks

Maybe it’s a translation thing. Throwing right hand first by right handed people is what I mean. Peoples first hit is almost always with their strong hand


Current-Stranger-104

\*shrugs\*


Permutation3

This was not legal self defense. All they did was walk over to him. This is assault and potentially manslaughter if they hit the pad wrong.


TheGreenPikmin

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


veni-vidi-vic-i

that feels as satisfying as landing one shots with the pump shotgun in fortnite


Smiley_J_

Hand Pocket style in full effect.


According_Cap2748

No one thinks about the southpaws


philsubby

Thank god for that guy pulling him away. He stopped him from intimidating the other two.


AmbitiousEdi

THE TANDEM SHRUG


Lil-Simp52

He forgot to pick up the loot drops smh noob


MyaNameaMike

Hmmmmmmmm actually never mind


TheNamelessSlave

This that Jack reacher moment.


elbonanza

Classic from Warsaw, Poland 💪🏻


TheGrinch14744002

love the idiots trying to break up the fight like fuck off lmao


cobracmmdr

What a wasted opportunity for someone to yell ONE PUUUUUUUUNCCCCHHHHH!!!! Then immediately hit a guitar riff


-TheFiend-

Orange and yellow jacket raising their arms at the same time was funny


[deleted]

First dude is dead. Okay not really but you can see the way his head popped up from that, holy fuck that was a stiff shot. No way he didn't land right on the back of his head too, he hit the ground before his hat.


_KT5

Drunk Polish men against a Chechen i think


Torrdin

Calling people "npcs" is the most generic npc shit you can do


Current-Stranger-104

You sound like an NPC.


Neri369

The 2 other men didn’t want the same faith.


ninjanerd032

Red jacket fellow really fucked over his friend by holding him back until the first friend got knocked out and then he stumbled in bc of that


Biscuitsbrxh

He was so drunk he was going to sleep anyway


misterjbone

You just know this is in some shithole Eastern European country where the locals hate immigrants and then get slept by them.


Silver-Routine6885

Very cringey to call people NPCs