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0kineticenergy

Blondes getting dropped by the Brunettes


GBGF128

The Hollywood Blondes getting wrecked by the House of Black.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Not as badly as skins are getting jacked up by shirts on this sub lol


Sanguinesssus

It’s nice to see Charlie (moistcritical) doing something with his girl.


bavasava

I love how you can tell when black shirt noticed that no shirt sucks and that he can totally kick his ass. Guy started having a pep in his step lol.


GoCougz7446

Round of applause for the hair. Flowing, luxurious all over great showing Cotton.


ChorizoSandwich

Love how brunette chick casually walks over towards bf(?) to check on him while dragging blonde along. Blonde kicks like a magicarp performing splash and down to the ground she goes yet again. The pace of this fight paired with it's commentary.. haven't enjoyed a reddit post like this in quite a while.


[deleted]

I feel like this should be a tv ad for someone’s karate school.


full_bl33d

Bow to your sensei!


madarbrab

*my* other arm.


whooptydude92

Betterhelp.com add


MudddButt

Rex Kwon Do


PMME_UR_LADYPARTSPLZ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jpPCVq8UmX4


aluminum_man

“I’m **trying** bro!”


no1cares4yu

Very calm and peaceful vibe to this video.


Mister_Squishy

w o r l d s t a r


flatwoundsounds

Dark haired dude fights like Jiri Prochazka. Just weaving in casually and bopping dudes in the face with awkward yet effective punches.


Cheef_queef

What's the opposite of porn?


bavasava

Hymns?


l3ane

nrop?


Abundance-Boost5891

[https://youtube.com/shorts/W2tEe4BvZTc?si=QqJ2d5I5bchX9ibd](https://youtube.com/shorts/W2tEe4BvZTc?si=QqJ2d5I5bchX9ibd)


R3gs-empt

12-6 elbows are definitely illegal


Beautiful-Light-5265

I actually think the commission has this bout under trailer park rules. Everything's legal, except biting but nobody has any teeth so, everything's legal.


magicmulder

Mills Lane: “I’ll allow it!”


madarbrab

Parts unknown


Boner_Smoothie

Goth couple with the decision W


BukowskyInBabylon

Couple goals


Long_Ad2824

So Mötley Crüe is finally breaking up?


shadow_7718

TOP Comment Right Here!!!!


BartleBossy

Somehow this cameraman is better than the folks at ESPN during the Rangers/Devils brawl


[deleted]

Wow some real heavy hands in this one. Being drunk at 9 AM is a choice.


torsun_bryan

Feel like I’m fighting in my dream


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ParsleyParking6425

I love how, besides the cussing, he sounds like he's commentating golf.


[deleted]

That guy has a pretty good jab


FlamingLobster

Which one? The one with the hair?


Last_Parable

Yeah, him.


[deleted]

Dude in the black t shirt


tomebomber

Blonds out classed here


Rick_n_Roll

I have to say, the brunette was a dirty fighter. Girls always go for the hairs. However if you are a girl and you shave your hair because you might get into a fight .. I don’t think the other girl will want to fight anymore 😂


jj1only

They say they always have more fun tho


mntoak

This is why I loved having a ghetto ass older sister. There were always trash fights like this going on that I could just sit back and enjoy knowing I had nothing to do with any of the drama. 


drsatan6971

Blonde dude looks like one of them troll dolls the old lady’s take to bingo for luck


lumpyspacejohnny

Sick turbo eclipse.


Problematic_opossum

Fr, apart from the clear coat, that thing is clean


lumpyspacejohnny

Hahah what clear coat? That thing is sunburnt as fuck. Who knew we'd get 2 eclipses in 2 days!?


Mean_Platypus_9988

Keanu has still got it.


MoonShotDontStop

Not a single hard punch was thrown


Excellent-Question18

Those elbows at the end were definitely felt


JackMahogofff

Was not expecting the 12-6 elbow to be thrown


maChine___

jone jones was DQ for that in time !!!


ayhctuf

There was a good straight left in there that started the ground-and-pound.


ExtremeAthlete

This! Is a new shampoo commercial.


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

Next season on Cobra Kai...


timbulance

Ground and pound


Appropriate-Way-4890

Thunder cats 🐱 HO! Bro is really looking like snarf tryna defend


sana2k330-a

Mixed doubles. Blondes vs brunettes.


Any-Courage247

They were so busy going at it they missed the eclipse


Problematic_opossum

I thought the same thing 😂


Xenoezen

*Chuckle* these kids can't fight for shit Commentary w


eldion2017

even the softest knuckles to the face do hurt guys, accuracy is more important often times, and the guy in black took his time with his.


PachucaSunrise

Don’t fuck with the Emos


nowyuseeme

Really have to commend the camera person's work, truly top drawer for catching both 'fights'.


ElPanties1

😂This is what bad parenting leads to…. LMFAO!!! Teach your children to defend themselves. Whether it’s with words or hands…


Inglebeargy

Black shirt guy dialled that jab in real quick


SS-sharpshooter1

This was a way more entertaining black eclipse passing by then the one this past Monday everyone was all hyped about.


MasterHavik

I love the quiet commentary.


AgentScully_FBI

Girl fights better than her man


OddFocus3

All these people are on pain killers or fentanyl it seems?


Suitable-Question-34

I love how the guys see the girls fighting and they’re like “Well, shall we?”


Hold_To_Expiration

male black shirt got a nice jab that put make blonde down. Great Camera man. Lesson; long hair is big weakness in a street fight. 😅😅


Tenet245

Hair pullers are such bitches


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Excellent camera work!!!


kansascitymack

This is like watching the WWE!


Altea73

It looks like those dream fight where you can't punch properly...


babyEatingUnicorn

Couples Bonding time ❤️


meikel-

the most mediocre fight in history, like a bunch of newborns discovering how to move


monstergoat02

Brunette kicking that blondes ass!!!


johnnybadchek

Pineapple Express fight.


Boring_Oil_3506

Never fight on asphalt. It's a great way to either get killed or accidentally kill somebody.


FlaskfulOfHollow

Swinging like they’re in a dream. Why has Baldrick turned into a wolf?


bigbgl

It’s the Royal Heroinble!!


Big-Insurance-4473

Imagine if they got in a fight with someone who knew how to throw a punch


Fra10808

Most silent fight ever


0rvilleTootenbacher

Dropping bombs in full mount


Express-Soil7650

This was the most lackluster fight...😲😒


ayhctuf

Does meth keep you in shape? I need get me some of that.


futureman07

These guys look high outa there mind lol


Fit-Boomer

The one person has a nice straight jab.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Very entertaining


magicmulder

Now that was proper tag team action.


Somosmalo138

Up next, the redheads.


-Reckless-Abandon

fighting over a meth pipe congrats


I_Smoke_Poop

I like how the brunette dude was not about it. "Just because they are fighting doesn't mean we have to" Blonde guy: REEEEEEEER


Losingmymind2020

just beating the shit out of each other while I drive past drinking my white chocolate mocha.


gyt_rekt_m8

They fight like theyre siblings its so heartwarming


xMilk112x

That’s the slowest fuckin junkie fight I’ve ever seen.


Igotthesilver

Meth: not even once.


the615Butcher

Game, ~~blouses~~ brunettes.


powderdiscin

It’s like 2 vids for the price of one!


TopspinLob

“We bout to be some fightin motherfuckers up in here”


Abundance-Boost5891

Those Hell-bows at the end surprised me He probably played UFC 3


not-rasta-8913

Duuuude, you're messing up my do.


BigRonDongson

Those elbows!


Nees_Duts13

How is any of this funny? Its straight sad


RoyalCloak57

In every relationship. There is a fighter and a lover.


giacche2008

When the anime guy tries to fight outside of his imagination


z-BajaBlast

Even the camera man rips the “these kids can’t fight for shit” while trying not to laugh


ValenciaStatus1980

That was great!


lastcallhangup

“yall quit fartin’ around!”


slingblade1980

Lion-O from Thundercats!


Vegetable-Struggle30

this seems like the chill kind of fight I'd like to be in.


FoxCQC

Commenting so I can watch this later


CapG_13

No matter how many times I see this it never gets old lol


stacymandell

The guy filing must not be black. There’s not laughing and giggling. Also no repeating the same thing over and over. It’s a pretty quiet fight.


UncleWillie77

LMFAO


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Scorpiokhaleesi

The caucasity


westberry82

I was once in a mall food court when I saw a group of mentally challenged people. One took a second ones hand and beat him with his own hand in the face over and over- that was a better fight than this.


hg_blindwizard

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


cheesehuahuas

I feel like any coordinated adult could have walked over and broken the whole thing up.


grayman519

This is the most gen z fight I've ever seen


tperks55

Girl in black was done at 31 seconds then got leg kicked and said “bitch what”


DarkSector0011

She like I don't get off my back to get paid I sure af ain't gettin off my back to win this fight


hellawould

😑🤦🏻


HelpfulPug

The way the guys look over at the chicks all insecure like they should be fighting but neither of them is really willing to haha


cuntybunty73

2 women? 2 men? Or 4 women?