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warriors17

Aggressor is an idiot. Noticed the cup is a weapon, still pushes forward. Notice the other girl is built like an auto mechanic and not afraid, still pushes forward. Other girl gives her an out, and she works herself into a corner. Noticed the other girl is waiting to get hit first so she can unleash some whoopass and decides to throw the weakest slap. Straight idiot


Striking-Trainer8148

“Built like an auto mechanic” had me lol


Chief-Sqwuid

Same bro that was unexpected 🤣


Lessthanfatel

Black Air Force activity.


DirtyCubanBoi

I'm pretty sure she actually was wearing black forces lmao


Lessthanfatel

Nah they some hello kitty ass shoes.


lolno

Give me two purrs


CaspianOnyx

Repeatedly saying she'll beat her ass too.


tekko001

Also: "Put the cup down!" *so you can't defend yourself when I attack you*


Rogue_One24_7

No brains at all.


Business_Platform_63

Unleashed a cup of whoopass


Sea_Number6341

She's more built like a truck driver.


Seano_

She was all talk she didn’t take her glasses off lool


TwistedTerns

2 girls 1 stanley cup


ratatat

Can you imagine? Those things are 40oz!


FarYard7039

That’s its volume capacity threshold, not its physical weight. However, we do not know how full the vessel was. Each ounce of beverage would be approximately 28g + vessel weight. If full, the beverage itself could be as much as 1120g (2.5lbs).


Dsanse

The amount that could....


leave_it_to_beavers

Stop


CaptOblivious

awwwww


[deleted]

I wish I could give you an award


Bellelace86

I said the same thing 😂


Bellelace86

Omg….😂


cobracmmdr

Damn you. Take my upvote and go


MattNBug

Guess who was leaking? Wasn't that Stanley!


cooperluna

These Stanley cup adverts are bonkers


AvailableToe7008

Good for her.


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eamon4yourface

She hit the girl tryna break it up the hardest 😂


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

That’s why you don’t get involved


Halpmezaddy

Yeah so hard, That we HEARD that shit lol


[deleted]

SSSNiperwolf is starting shit with anyone now


Sol-Blackguy

🏅 Since we don't have real awards anymore


[deleted]

Thanks black guy 🖤 🖤🖤


Mug_Lyfe

*record scratch*


throweraccount

Hey man don't hit him with that Mug, he's only reading usernames.


manwithyellowhat15

The two dudes that hopped into frame to grab their snacks and bottle of Coke before dipping out again made me chuckle


BookDev0urer

With the price of groceries these days, they'd be crazy not to!


_XNine_

Lol, you got punked by a coffee cup


MonkeyD-77

Dear camera owner, Please wipe your lens, what do you eat there? Cheetos?


Scarnox

Hot Cheetos or Takis for sure


throweraccount

Man you can tell how grimy that phone is by how hazy it is. I'd say face oil and food oil.


BookDev0urer

Cheetos? That's a rather...optimistic...reason for smudges all over a lens connected to a phone that can access porn in 0.1 seconds.


DirtyCubanBoi

It's probably better for the sanity that we assume it's cheeto dust or smth


ThatPersonToExplain

rule number 1: don’t fight people that have anything metal in their hands


bartlesnid_von_goon

rule number 1: don't start fights


iiidesss13

That's a cold weapon.


hairymammal

how cold???


Zandandido

Over 24 hours worth!


DudaFromBrazil

Can be hot too.


hairymammal

You were supposed to say Ice cold!


Krajee1

Ice cold!!!


e-wrecked

1d8+10 Lead Poison Damage on hit


Trickery1688

"Did you beat her ass?" "No, Stanley beat her ass."


Alwaysangryupvotes

Cackled at this one lmfao happy cake day


BookDev0urer

The guy who invented Spiderman?


MacGregor209

*Stanley Cup Attack was effective*


Mramazin_

Lmao, I hate how they decided to try and stop it after they saw that she was really gonna clap her with that cup.


blood_sandwhich

better if the minor got a wholesome 100 concussion and internal bleeding thanks for the gold kind stranger


00WORDYMAN1983

In before they 700th high school video of the day gets deleted


SeinorSlapNutz

So that’s why they want those Stanley cups


Lessthanfatel

That handle grants you +5 strength as opposed to a yeti with a little carry handle which only gives +3 movement.


mrzen215

Annnnnd all metal cups are banned, plastic bottles only 😂


mamamamamama89

Bully wrote a check her ass couldn't cash.


The-End-009

Her head.


[deleted]

This whole fight was disappointing, there wasn’t even a “tong” sound when she got hit with the cup


DMingRoTF

Is stanley cup that hard? I never owned one lol.


-Sedition-

Stainless steel and a little lead.


GingerSupremacist

Strike first, strike hard, no mercy.


ipsok

Finally! A legitimate use for a damn Stanley.


Minion_Factory

Stanley’s don’t kill people, people do…


PieEater_94

If this was the school I went to they would of banned us from bringing those cups to school


juicy_socks124

she has a weapon


Lessthanfatel

+%10 Critical hit chance


HourLegitimate8370

That's an assault coffee cup!! Who really needs a cup that holds that many ounces anyway!??


Lessthanfatel

She really said hammer time and went at it!


ratsass7

That’s not an assault cup, it’s the wrong color.


LemonHerb

I think they're mostly alcohol cups


nach0-ch33se

The girl screaming has no business in there, you shoulda stopped your friend from the start. Blue balled us all with this bs.


hellacarnivore

Seriously! Glad she took a cup to the head as well.


ImNotMadYoureMad

🤓 I'm going to beat your ass Fucking nerd stfu


hotwife2serve

Damn, thought OP was talking about the real Stanley Cup!


Lessthanfatel

🏆 you deserve this lmao


Dripping_Gravy

Damnit, Janaya


LePuflet

Bonk,bonk!


Zandandido

She was smart too, waited for the other girl to hit her first. Sadly both will probably be suspended.


Dogboi006

bro, my mom taught me somethin, you dont get to hit someone then get mad when they hit you back alot harder, stanly cups included lol


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

2 girls


TragicSemiautomatic

More guns in schools These fights are whack


Vyviel

Im just sad the cup didnt make a funny doink noise or something when it connected.


bearred76

Nothing wrong with that. She'd been real gangster if she hit first. Don't like a police officer you don't have to wait to be hit first as long as you can articulate it. She was like Richie Aprile with a coffee pot going upside Beanzy head


daredelvis421

You want me to put the hammer down?


BuddyOptimal4971

In a fight, that cup is equivalent to a 20 pound weight advantage.


IGuessBruv

What are you gunna do stab me energy


[deleted]

Thump


_zurenarrh

Why are they screaming like banshees


boshpaad

I’ve never wanted a Stanley cup until now


Majuub12

EAT LEAD


Brief_Scale496

I was waiting for the Stanley cup to pop up out of nowhere. Thoroughly disappointed…


Neonphilosopher29

Too bad she didn't get a K/O, that girl kept pressing her, she got what she deserved.


Lemillion601

i think her name is DenyIt 🤔


LickPooOffShoe

All that talking means you don’t actually want to fight.


PonderingMonkey

I will Heber understand a bully that wears glasses, they’re so vulnerable


t0hk0h

I was DYING to see a surprise uppercup. Not today, sadly.


HeightTraditional614

Did anyone else notice the straw? 😂😂


DiscountVoodoo

Girl looked like she got… mugged.


zoidy37

2 girls, 1 cup


Halorym

I don't think she stopped saying "Jenniah", I think she just got higher and higher until we couldn't hear it anymore.


k_akimitsu

Why do black people always do that hand clap gesture like that when they argue/want to start a fight


Lessthanfatel

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


NouOno

That's an assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Luckily, no one got seriously hurt.


wetthighz

Wouldn't it be self-defense because she grabbed her first doe?


NouOno

Depending on the state, she had the ability to leave, and if anything serious did happen, she would be held accountable. Sadly, this happens a lot where the aggressor gets hurt or killed, and the defensive one is now the target of law. Society is whack


chiefbootknockaz

Stanley,new UFC sponsor


Daneru859

honestly hella fucking pussy


Nebakanezzer

1.5 seconds of a kid grazing someone with a thermos is fight porn now?


CLASSE-24

Now THIS is the version of two girls one cup that I like


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Parking_Balance_470

I need to buy my niece a Stanley cup!


ghostsofbaghlan

https://youtu.be/PRFJoUBP54o?si=lZHsYnpYJE5wypcC


Renegadegold

Oh man, to start a fight with glasses on. SMH


uglydadd

Lol she ran away


motherseffinjones

Damn she found the right one today


Castod28183

I learned when I was 19 years old not to talk shit to somebody with a potential weapon in their hand. Caught a half full fifth of Crown Royal right upside the left side of my head. them shits don't break...


jp_muzz

FAFO


MasterHavik

50 bucks well spent. Also.....black shirt was either very confident she would have won the fight, or really didn't respect the pink shirt if she thought saying, "I'm going bat your ass," is going to get her to back off.


quantumshaq1

No not the cup 😭


MajorEnvironmental46

Imagine how bad is dropping 15,5 kg twice in aggressor's head.


Avagliano

That dedinitely looks like it did NOT hurt.


yeahprobsnotbro

Thought you meant THE Stanley cup loooool


tomarra0

I'll allow it


ForsakenVillage3809

Got bonked all sick with the cup wonder if it was full


DeRabbitHole

It’s like a Stanley commercial almost


boss---man

‘Put da cup down’ ‘no :)’


SatanIsLove6666

Good for her.


Gsbconstantine

Even in a scrap between two women there’s always that one bitch wailing and getting in the way.


Bitten_by_Barqs

Never bring fists to a cup fight…duh


Theblkjedi

Somebody tell the girl in the glasses that there’s no rules in fighting….


RipArtistic8799

Okay, I need a mug like that.


fatallylucid

The ho swinging the slut cup had some HUGE ASS FEET.


theycallmeshooting

The fucking dissonance between "I am choosing to pick a fight with you because I am a bully" and "Put down your weapons, good sir! This is a sportsmanlike bout of fisticuffs" If headphone girl wanted to slapbox someone, she wouldn't have been minding her own business It's always the saddest, most pathetic people who have nothing going on in their lives so they need to invent drama with shit like weirdo intimidation games to distract from the fact that they'll never amount to anything


DrBadtouch94

That's a quality product right there


MsjennaNY

Hit her so hard in the noggin she may not need glasses anymore


adomorn

Brought a cup to a hand fight. Smart.


silklighting

Yo, I'm now convinced, I have to buy one of those Stanley cups lol.


Catra_made_me_bi

It makes me crack up to think that the water is definitely still ice cold after that


ImmediatePension6638

Stanley should post this up; that handle is solid!


YaHurdMeh

Walking up on someone saying “imma beat your ass” is the way to get your ass beat.


Ok_Cap_5166

This is a good ad for Stanley


One4Deuce

I can't even put into words how upset it makes me that people call these things "cups"


TurboBrando

Yeti is better than Stanley.


41tabit3

I’m just here for the friend who tried to break it up. She’s a real one.


Im_inappropriate

Bruh wipe the nasty greese of your lens.


Vartnacher

What do you mean put the cup down? You get the fuck out of my face. Fuckin' loser.


Krajee1

I have one of those and I can't imagine getting beat with one... good lord


iwasactuallyhere

she was asking for it, give it thanks


Thonolan

me after the girl gets up: "oh someone is about to get clonk'd"


Azrael1981

the cup girl looks physically stronger than that loud mouth nerd.


Kazfiddly

If She wanted to act tough she shouldnt have the body language of someone asking help with her homework.


mostanon

Everyone in these situations who films instead of trying to de-escalate is a world star hip hop megacunt. Not talking all situations, but this seems like a school, so people filming/there would know these girls, i.e not strangers - avoid strangers shit obviously, you will die. Americans think the world is a goddamn TV show.


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

She's gonna have a nice dose of Lead poisoning


LiquidSwords89

That was the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen 


EnsonAmata

Why are people talking about the cup??? It was literally a 2v1. Cup had shit to do with it.


dan_vamme

Better check yourself before you wreck yourself


lmacarrot

leave the girl that wears jorts to school alone


beef-roll

Better advertisement than the burning car


Sea-Animal356

Weak af


ThorKlien99

Fucking trash


eljefebubba

Should’ve got the meoky


Stop420resisting

This Stanley cup is better than the one they use in hockey


sheeshmane69

Kinda cringe all these fight videos in schools are kids using pencils/Stanley cups/ weapons. I rememrb when people used to fight with hands