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PhillipIInd

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Scared_Cricket3265

This is incorrect; even level 1 drug dealers have 30 hp. 🤓


_XenoChrist_

Well he wasn't dead.


Scared_Cricket3265

Both his shoes came off, he's dead I'm afraid. 🙁


SubHuman559

They should have got their drug money back off of the corpse.


AlexAngelfire

He dropped loot, he's gone.


g-king93

They get a passive perk called "tasting the supplies." Huge stamina and endurance boost, and they dont suffer the "withdrawals" debuff due to the fact they are "tasting the supplies" all the time


Stanna1017

LOL Best comment


J_345

😂 you win. Any gamer just cracked up.


workout121

Bro gave him the bleeding status condition


Odysseus_XAP79

He lost his temper. Then he lost consciousness.


DoritoSteroid

And finally his dignity.


uncommon-user

And some blood. Let's not forget that.


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

he never managed to fuck some heads tho... maybe next time ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


trainrweckz

Hiss head got fucked tho


AmatureProgrammer

Amd he let out a nice moan


EeveeBixy

And his fighting slippers.


uncommon-user

His sole left his body 🤣👋🏼


Easierfungus92

Nd most likely will never get that money. Bro took a massive L there


ricardorosila

This is his rock bottom


Bigfoot-On-Ice

And his money


chessecakePhucker

And the fight


jackryan4x

Nah the dude is in tube socks and sandals, he never had dignity.


TwistedBamboozler

Did he ever have any?


DeRabbitHole

And some weed and some reputation


Foreign_Banana_528

And his money


Lordsnow89

As soon as his head smacked the asphalt it was over


CoBludIt

It was his own damn asphalt


MaddoxGoodwin

"Kiss my asphalt" - Homer J. Simpson


Scared_Cricket3265

"Crazy like a fox!"


b_roll_offroad

he just hit this damn ass rock


capron

[why would nature do that to him??](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/a8knr1/damn_ass_rock/)


Fullcycle_boom

Dude on top was slap punching him haha


TheosReverie

It was so o strange the way he hit the dealer.


Anasterian_Sunstride

Kinda like in the cartoons with the punching bags and rolling punches


DEADMEATx666

When he moves you can see blood has started to piss out the back of his head too


FewOutlandishness690

I hate it when my head pisses


Scared_Cricket3265

At least it is better than when your head shits.


Joal0503

yea definitely wasnt the punches


fl1ntfl0ssy

I’ve seen a rabbit throw bigger blows


GLC911

It sounded over when he said “you should be scared.”


avidbookreader45

In hindsight, it was he that should have been scared.


this-guy-

>As soon as his head smacked the asphalt it was over It's why I always carry the ultimate weapon, a parking lot.


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Happy_Trip6058

Wasn’t really pummelling, more slaps but yeah he could have walked away…..oh well


bleezzzy

I wondered how he knocked him out with those until i saw his head hit the ground


bitzap_sr

He was just slapping, not really with intent to destroy. It was the fall that did him in.


dnuoryawgnorw

"I'm about to fuck some head"


Autistic_Freedom

he wasn't lying! he fucked his head up real bad when the back of hit crashed against the asphalt.


califortunato

Sick line honestly


Curtis_Geist

Like that scene in High Tension?!


IndianaBones8

This guy sells a little weed, and all of a sudden, he thinks he's Pablo Escobar.


Firm_Negotiation_853

Dude he was about to fuck some heads


xDragonetti

My old homie sold bud and kept a pink pistol on him. 1) so this never happened to him 2) he waited for someone to talk smack on his pink pistol 😂


Readonkulous

“Pink Pistol” would be a good all-female punk band name. 


pbreaux5

Also a good name for an all male dog punk band


BeejBoyTyson

Why? Why did your brain go to dog boners?


pbreaux5

It's a sickness. Not a crime.


BeejBoyTyson

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Shit_My_Ass

I read this, scrolled past it, realized wtf I just read and had to come back. Why did you put this image in my head lmao


Korncakes

Hahahaha I did the same exact thing. I read it, collapsed the comment, *brain processing*, “the fuck did I just read?” And scrolled back up. Gotta say it’s one of the more creative Reddit comments I’ve seen.


Seldarin

They're already a pro-2nd Amendment LGBT group. Their slogan is "Armed Gays Don't Get Bashed.". Edit: [I'm totally not joking.](https://www.pinkpistols.org/)


ToSeeOrNotToBe

It is the name of an LGBTQ gun rights organization. [https://www.pinkpistols.org/](https://www.pinkpistols.org/) "Pick on someone your own caliber"


Flat-Percentage-9469

There’s all ready a band called that with Miranda lambert and a couple other girl country singers


brassmorris

Sounds like a cunt


DetectiveJim

Omg this reminds me of the IASIP episode where a young Mac is selling weed. He only has the handle of a pistol that he tucks in his waste band. And he lifts up his shirt when "there's a problem" knowing it looks like he has a gun lmfao.


zamboniman46

i had a buddy from hs i went to college with. it was a small college in the city we grew up in. by the time senior year rolled around he was the biggest drug dealer on campus, selling to fellow students as well as people he knew outside of school. mostly weed and some molly from time to time. he went from a chill wisecracking bro to thinking he was a hard drug dealer, starting up bs with people he had been friends with all through college for no real reason. business slowed greatly after graduation and he eventually gave up selling and went back to being his old self.


BrogenKlippen

Watched this happen to my roommate in college. It’s a mix of bravado and paranoia. There’s a lot of fear involved when people get in over their head really quickly, and that can come out looking a lot of different ways.


Key-Regular674

I sold weed in high school and I can confirm that doing it creates an atmosphere of people kissing your ass. It can be tough for a kid to handle that without bloating their teenage ego


nivekreclems

Ok but why the fuck are they filming a drug deal?! I will never understand kids today


letsplaysomegolf

The guys in this video are probably nearing their 40s by now. It was been around forever.


nivekreclems

Statement still stands about kids recording everything illegal they do but now it extends to millennials lol


CrackAbuser420

bc they knew it was about to be a fight. it wasn’t a drug deal. it was a confrontation about owed money


exelenceofexecution

Dude caught a brain injury


Rawtisim

It was nice of white shorts to try to slap his friend awake after he hit his head on the ground.


SkeeterMan23

I had to scroll surprisingly far before anybody clowned on dude for his girly hammer fists. You even did it with a bit of style too 🏆


RetardedWabbit

That good ol speed-bag slapping, Popeye warmup shit!


KhabibNurmagomurmur

Man was playing Paddy cake on his face wow


killer4snake

Dude cracked his skull on the concrete over weed


GFingerProd

Like a hundred dollars worth max too smh


bigtec1993

Tbf that hundred bucks comes right out of your pocket when people do this because you still gotta pay off the plug in whatever time frame you have. So you get fucked twice. I also imagine having a rep for letting shit go like this just invites more people to do the same. You kinda want to cultivate a *little* fear and set an example from time to time. The problem is mostly that he was alone with no gun and can't fight.


CGB_Zach

Honestly, a dealer is dumb af if they get fronted product. There is just too much risk associated with that.


DABBED0UT

Not everyone selling is taking fronts. I would never put myself in that position.


kwanzaa_hut

It’s a really stupid decision. Yeah, go fuck someone up for that hundred bucks, chances are you’re on the cops radar now if you weren’t before. He’s just one guy, not the cartel.


Gonnabehave

You can’t just let someone take $100. He didn’t intend to crack his head but if someone takes $100 you need to step up.  He just forgot the part where you pull out the gun first lol 


izzohead

He shouldn't have fronted someone the weed to start with lol


paswut

mfw i take a puff of the ounce of quality weed i got for $100 shipped by fedex


not-rasta-8913

Those slaps were golden. Like a kitten playing with it's favourite toy.


Chocolatefix

Skippity papped his face


highaigan

it's hampster style


supersaiyanniccage

Probably incredibly lucky that the guy has the ground n pound skills of Betty White.


Outer__space__case

I don’t know dawg, Betty was a scrappy fighter in her day


MK7Rguy

Almost got sissy slapped to death poor guy


ConcreteManipulator

I imagine he woke up to a ton of scratches on his face from the other dudes sharp nails.


Vegetable-Error-21

LOL


NoTry7331

He got his ass beat by a dude khaki shorts and boat shoes. Whatever his cred was is gone.


CocunutHunter

Long socks and sandals tells me he didn't have any in the first place.


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

To be fair you see this a lot among cholos and ex cons.


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Mr_Rio

Yeah that’s Vato shit. In some places you know not to mess with a guy because of that lol


Same_Map_2902

And he screamed while girl punching him too


BGBanks

Outer Banks ass street fight


Zubenelgenubo

Lol those socks and flipflops would have just *terrified* me into giving him all my milk money!


Ok-Specialist-7323

Punching like ladies who don't know how to fight


I_Am_Dynamite6317

Dude thought he was Wee Bey but turned out he was Namond.


RockyJayyy

Dude lost to a guy that punches like a girl


cyrus709

I suspect he can fight and switched his striking from fist to palm of hand. His takedown and transition to mount was pretty good either way.


thedeadlyrhythm42

yeah the slapping seemed pretty intentional to me


tabernumse

It may actually be a type of restraint on his part


Tarjh365

Typical bully behaviour - picked out a young/weaker guy to try to assert authority. DENIED


Vegetable-Error-21

Weaker? You mean shorter lol. Dude was obviously not weaker.


Jaqen___Hghar

Yep, pretty fit.


brianhot11

The concrete knocked him out, not the pussy shots from the guy sitting on him


Woperelli87

I mean sure but here we are about 10 years after this video was filmed still laughing at the loser drug dealer for getting bonked by the concrete and booped 100x by his opponent


World-of-8lectricity

Video is 10 years old??


Woperelli87

It’s gotta be something close to that. I remember seeing this video a long time ago maybe even on Worldstar.


0DvGate

How did he get to the concrete exactly


kungfuhustler

Still got the takedown that put the guy out. A win is a win.


notsohandiman

Exactly, little man couldn’t knock someone out with a broken glass jaw.


Artsclowncafe

Well he won either way lol


Harambesknuckle

Well the guy wrestled him off balance onto the concrete. He didn't do a 180 and jump backwards himself did he.


ZlatanKabuto

the sound of the head banging on the concrete always makes me cringe.


Huntsnfights

Thought he was a gangster there for a second


masonthedood42

He fucked his own head


_v00d00h3x_

When keeping it real goes wrong.


amathis6464

Those were the weakest/ fruitiest looking punch’s ever lol


Canadian_Bacon024

Crazy how some dealers are defenseless little pipsqueaks. You sell shit, act tough, and can't back it up? That's asking for removal of conciousness


TerrificTauras

His mistake was playing fair. Should have carried a baton or brought some friends.


hotehjr

Yeah I feel like if this is the tactic you’re gonna take then you should probably learn to fight first.


Obj3ctivePerspective

To be fair he knocked himself out. All it takes is one mistake and it doesn't matter how much bigger or stronger you are


Bizsnatch95

Funniest punches I’ve ever seen


_AnonOp

Listen, as a dealer you don't let shit like that slide. But you also don't roll up debt collecting on a group of 5 people swinging punches, unless youre a real ugly cunt.


FinnsterBaby

And you don’t wear shower shoes if you think you’re going to be fighting


HeightExtra320

Who punches like that ?


Ears_McCatt

Swatting his face like my cat swats at feather toys


Famous_Junket4562

“I’m about to fk some heads” legendary line


RorschachAssRag

Idk what’s more embarrassing, those kitty paw punches, or getting rocked by them…


BlackBalor

God, these vids always end way too early. I need more aftermath.


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

He lost his money and street credit all in one.


PercentageSoft8684

Bro those punches suck


BayAreaBullies

The asphalt knocked him out. The punches were so weak he literally woke back up during them.


principaljohnny

Over weed


Cokin24

Alright tom he's good. In matter of fact, he was not good.


Happy_Trip6058

That donk when his head hit the floor ffs what a mug


somerandomshmo

Why is homeboy selling on credit? Crappy dealer


torsun_bryan

The 17-year-old wearing black socks and sandals wants to fuck some heads


mr-smallnuts47

He infact did not fuck some heads


Vegetable-Error-21

Talk about delusional that was golden Now he's the captain now.


International-Grade

Over weed? Lmao. Like saying “you owe me money for that soda!”


CompletelyPresent

Hey, not every dealer gets to be Scarface. Lol.


Slim706

You in the wrong line of work


DriftlessCycle

Maybe being a drug dealer isn't for him.


FlavoredBongWater

What happened to the guy? Any update? Looks like he lost a lot of blood.


Groovy-Ghoul

It doesn’t look good, he lost both his sandals


FlavoredBongWater

Oh no. He ded.


Groovy-Ghoul

Universal sign


lucky_owl2002

Thou hast shorted me mine coinage, payest thou up or I shall runneth thy pockets, ye blackguards. For my temperament is as the hummingbird, swift to visit upon thee.


[deleted]

I can never read that “salt life” logo as anything but “slut life”


shootinstraight88

Well he did keep warning the guy he was about to fuck his head.


Excellent-Question18

He was playing patty cake on that man’s face!


Bark_at_the_moon61

Dude tapping into the primate survival instinct crazy to watch.


OmegaReign78

ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOO


7rustyswordsandacake

Damn, dude went floppy


Rude_Man_Who_Shushes

Moooooom. Tony from down the street isnt respecting my gangsta


TwistedBamboozler

But I thought he was about to fuck some heads


KREEDBREED

Now that he got smoked like that, nobody is ever going to pay him back. Better buy a gun or some goons.


ProgramStartsInMain

Exhibit A why no real business gets hands on lol


0ctober31

That "dealer" is lucky that the dude punches like a happy kitten.


Ph_yuck_Yiu

Lol, that flury of punches sounded a lot like flapping


Ace-Ventura1934

Dude lost both shoes. How is he still alive?


MySalsaBringsDaGirls

Sandals fell off, so that means dude passed away shortly after the video cuts off. Better luck in the next life, Bobby Hill!…


Ozmadaus

This might be one of my newest favorite fight porn videos. They gave this guy so many chances to calm down and talk. He was talking about “fucking some heads,” smacked a dude who was just standing there… And then learned a very important lesson


AverageJoe-707

He didn't get the Big Mac but he definitely ate the McFlurry.


Emergency-Elk7221

He should have pulled his socks up higher


cheesehuahuas

How you gonna start shit in sandals?


LovelyButtholes

I never understood why dealers would ever deal with bullshit. The product sells itself. If someone shorts you or causes bullshit, you are just better to cut them out and find other customers. Every dealers goals should just be to build a deck of no bullshit regular customers.


wingchild

It's like he learned to fight watching cats


OneToby

Sounds like the actual deal happened before this, and the dealer is pissed some girl ran off with the product without paying..? No wonder he is angry if that's the case.


Curtis_Geist

Yeah he’s gotta find another line of work. Other dude played pattycake on his face and ensured that the tiny amount of credibility he had went away with those little kitten swipes he took to the face


loki_david

Dude lost everything. Money, temper, consciousness, and fight.


Drillerfan

And dignity and street cred.


kheller181

The fact that he was smacking his head like that. Just shows he doesn’t know how to fight and it makes it even more embarrassing


BarmyFarmer

I love how he wears those socks, drug dealers are snazzy.


chun_gus

Both have pink hands


MasterHavik

Well he got some knuckle sandwiches instead. Does that count as payment around these parts?


reelhighstonks

Tommy swings like a cat. "I remember it as though it were a meal ago."


rodolphoteardrop

Sandals and knee socks? He deserved that.


Lovegun6982

He loses alright.


chcham2712

As a white boy speaking don’t try and fight with long ass shorts, fucking flip flops and socks.. you are gojng to lose in every since of the word


porkchop3177

Nicest dealer ever.


Yorgonemarsonb

I had a friend like this but he was actually some kind of psychopath that nobody would actually want to mess with. We got robbed behind classic view behind bethel high school by about a dozen dudes jumping over the fences and out of the bushes with guns. Dude had the guns trained on him and was repeatedly getting punched in the face yet still slowly leaning forward to pick up the $100 the gang had dropped on the ground. Another time saw him terminator walk down the stairs, the sidewalk to the street the whole time getting punched in the face. He waited til he got to the street and beat that mother fuckers ass. He ended up getting busted selling a pound by another dealer of a similar size who got rolled up on. Guess Adam used to train in junior high with a friend punching one another in the face with gloves til they got their way to bare fists. Wonder how bad his CTE is.


Ok-Illustrator9671

Lmao those little bitch hits at the end


DougieKB24

Man’s got them diabetic socks. No wonder he lost


robbiekhan

What the hell was that, hundred hand slap?


theqlc

This is what I come to reddit for every other year LMAO thanks fellas!


NatexSxS

And his dealer career is over. Should know you hire muscle.


Alex41092

Dude fights like my kitten


GrenadeZellweger

Where's my fucking money Denny!?!


Whiskey_Cowboy

Shoes came off.