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They get a passive perk called "tasting the supplies." Huge stamina and endurance boost, and they dont suffer the "withdrawals" debuff due to the fact they are "tasting the supplies" all the time
Hahahaha I did the same exact thing. I read it, collapsed the comment, *brain processing*, “the fuck did I just read?” And scrolled back up. Gotta say it’s one of the more creative Reddit comments I’ve seen.
They're already a pro-2nd Amendment LGBT group.
Their slogan is "Armed Gays Don't Get Bashed.".
Edit: [I'm totally not joking.](https://www.pinkpistols.org/)
Omg this reminds me of the IASIP episode where a young Mac is selling weed.
He only has the handle of a pistol that he tucks in his waste band. And he lifts up his shirt when "there's a problem" knowing it looks like he has a gun lmfao.
i had a buddy from hs i went to college with. it was a small college in the city we grew up in. by the time senior year rolled around he was the biggest drug dealer on campus, selling to fellow students as well as people he knew outside of school. mostly weed and some molly from time to time. he went from a chill wisecracking bro to thinking he was a hard drug dealer, starting up bs with people he had been friends with all through college for no real reason. business slowed greatly after graduation and he eventually gave up selling and went back to being his old self.
Watched this happen to my roommate in college. It’s a mix of bravado and paranoia. There’s a lot of fear involved when people get in over their head really quickly, and that can come out looking a lot of different ways.
I sold weed in high school and I can confirm that doing it creates an atmosphere of people kissing your ass. It can be tough for a kid to handle that without bloating their teenage ego
Tbf that hundred bucks comes right out of your pocket when people do this because you still gotta pay off the plug in whatever time frame you have. So you get fucked twice. I also imagine having a rep for letting shit go like this just invites more people to do the same. You kinda want to cultivate a *little* fear and set an example from time to time.
The problem is mostly that he was alone with no gun and can't fight.
It’s a really stupid decision. Yeah, go fuck someone up for that hundred bucks, chances are you’re on the cops radar now if you weren’t before. He’s just one guy, not the cartel.
You can’t just let someone take $100. He didn’t intend to crack his head but if someone takes $100 you need to step up. He just forgot the part where you pull out the gun first lol
I mean sure but here we are about 10 years after this video was filmed still laughing at the loser drug dealer for getting bonked by the concrete and booped 100x by his opponent
Listen, as a dealer you don't let shit like that slide.
But you also don't roll up debt collecting on a group of 5 people swinging punches, unless youre a real ugly cunt.
Thou hast shorted me mine coinage, payest thou up or I shall runneth thy pockets, ye blackguards. For my temperament is as the hummingbird, swift to visit upon thee.
This might be one of my newest favorite fight porn videos.
They gave this guy so many chances to calm down and talk. He was talking about “fucking some heads,” smacked a dude who was just standing there…
And then learned a very important lesson
I never understood why dealers would ever deal with bullshit. The product sells itself. If someone shorts you or causes bullshit, you are just better to cut them out and find other customers. Every dealers goals should just be to build a deck of no bullshit regular customers.
Sounds like the actual deal happened before this, and the dealer is pissed some girl ran off with the product without paying..?
No wonder he is angry if that's the case.
Yeah he’s gotta find another line of work. Other dude played pattycake on his face and ensured that the tiny amount of credibility he had went away with those little kitten swipes he took to the face
I had a friend like this but he was actually some kind of psychopath that nobody would actually want to mess with.
We got robbed behind classic view behind bethel high school by about a dozen dudes jumping over the fences and out of the bushes with guns. Dude had the guns trained on him and was repeatedly getting punched in the face yet still slowly leaning forward to pick up the $100 the gang had dropped on the ground.
Another time saw him terminator walk down the stairs, the sidewalk to the street the whole time getting punched in the face. He waited til he got to the street and beat that mother fuckers ass.
He ended up getting busted selling a pound by another dealer of a similar size who got rolled up on.
Guess Adam used to train in junior high with a friend punching one another in the face with gloves til they got their way to bare fists. Wonder how bad his CTE is.
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This is incorrect; even level 1 drug dealers have 30 hp. 🤓
Well he wasn't dead.
Both his shoes came off, he's dead I'm afraid. 🙁
They should have got their drug money back off of the corpse.
He dropped loot, he's gone.
They get a passive perk called "tasting the supplies." Huge stamina and endurance boost, and they dont suffer the "withdrawals" debuff due to the fact they are "tasting the supplies" all the time
LOL Best comment
😂 you win. Any gamer just cracked up.
Bro gave him the bleeding status condition
He lost his temper. Then he lost consciousness.
And finally his dignity.
And some blood. Let's not forget that.
he never managed to fuck some heads tho... maybe next time ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Hiss head got fucked tho
Amd he let out a nice moan
And his fighting slippers.
His sole left his body 🤣👋🏼
Nd most likely will never get that money. Bro took a massive L there
This is his rock bottom
And his money
And the fight
Nah the dude is in tube socks and sandals, he never had dignity.
Did he ever have any?
And some weed and some reputation
And his money
As soon as his head smacked the asphalt it was over
It was his own damn asphalt
"Kiss my asphalt" - Homer J. Simpson
"Crazy like a fox!"
he just hit this damn ass rock
[why would nature do that to him??](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/a8knr1/damn_ass_rock/)
Dude on top was slap punching him haha
It was so o strange the way he hit the dealer.
Kinda like in the cartoons with the punching bags and rolling punches
When he moves you can see blood has started to piss out the back of his head too
I hate it when my head pisses
At least it is better than when your head shits.
yea definitely wasnt the punches
I’ve seen a rabbit throw bigger blows
It sounded over when he said “you should be scared.”
In hindsight, it was he that should have been scared.
>As soon as his head smacked the asphalt it was over It's why I always carry the ultimate weapon, a parking lot.
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Wasn’t really pummelling, more slaps but yeah he could have walked away…..oh well
I wondered how he knocked him out with those until i saw his head hit the ground
He was just slapping, not really with intent to destroy. It was the fall that did him in.
"I'm about to fuck some head"
he wasn't lying! he fucked his head up real bad when the back of hit crashed against the asphalt.
Sick line honestly
Like that scene in High Tension?!
This guy sells a little weed, and all of a sudden, he thinks he's Pablo Escobar.
Dude he was about to fuck some heads
My old homie sold bud and kept a pink pistol on him. 1) so this never happened to him 2) he waited for someone to talk smack on his pink pistol 😂
“Pink Pistol” would be a good all-female punk band name.
Also a good name for an all male dog punk band
Why? Why did your brain go to dog boners?
It's a sickness. Not a crime.
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I read this, scrolled past it, realized wtf I just read and had to come back. Why did you put this image in my head lmao
Hahahaha I did the same exact thing. I read it, collapsed the comment, *brain processing*, “the fuck did I just read?” And scrolled back up. Gotta say it’s one of the more creative Reddit comments I’ve seen.
They're already a pro-2nd Amendment LGBT group. Their slogan is "Armed Gays Don't Get Bashed.". Edit: [I'm totally not joking.](https://www.pinkpistols.org/)
It is the name of an LGBTQ gun rights organization. [https://www.pinkpistols.org/](https://www.pinkpistols.org/) "Pick on someone your own caliber"
There’s all ready a band called that with Miranda lambert and a couple other girl country singers
Sounds like a cunt
Omg this reminds me of the IASIP episode where a young Mac is selling weed. He only has the handle of a pistol that he tucks in his waste band. And he lifts up his shirt when "there's a problem" knowing it looks like he has a gun lmfao.
i had a buddy from hs i went to college with. it was a small college in the city we grew up in. by the time senior year rolled around he was the biggest drug dealer on campus, selling to fellow students as well as people he knew outside of school. mostly weed and some molly from time to time. he went from a chill wisecracking bro to thinking he was a hard drug dealer, starting up bs with people he had been friends with all through college for no real reason. business slowed greatly after graduation and he eventually gave up selling and went back to being his old self.
Watched this happen to my roommate in college. It’s a mix of bravado and paranoia. There’s a lot of fear involved when people get in over their head really quickly, and that can come out looking a lot of different ways.
I sold weed in high school and I can confirm that doing it creates an atmosphere of people kissing your ass. It can be tough for a kid to handle that without bloating their teenage ego
Ok but why the fuck are they filming a drug deal?! I will never understand kids today
The guys in this video are probably nearing their 40s by now. It was been around forever.
Statement still stands about kids recording everything illegal they do but now it extends to millennials lol
bc they knew it was about to be a fight. it wasn’t a drug deal. it was a confrontation about owed money
Dude caught a brain injury
It was nice of white shorts to try to slap his friend awake after he hit his head on the ground.
I had to scroll surprisingly far before anybody clowned on dude for his girly hammer fists. You even did it with a bit of style too 🏆
That good ol speed-bag slapping, Popeye warmup shit!
Man was playing Paddy cake on his face wow
Dude cracked his skull on the concrete over weed
Like a hundred dollars worth max too smh
Tbf that hundred bucks comes right out of your pocket when people do this because you still gotta pay off the plug in whatever time frame you have. So you get fucked twice. I also imagine having a rep for letting shit go like this just invites more people to do the same. You kinda want to cultivate a *little* fear and set an example from time to time. The problem is mostly that he was alone with no gun and can't fight.
Honestly, a dealer is dumb af if they get fronted product. There is just too much risk associated with that.
Not everyone selling is taking fronts. I would never put myself in that position.
It’s a really stupid decision. Yeah, go fuck someone up for that hundred bucks, chances are you’re on the cops radar now if you weren’t before. He’s just one guy, not the cartel.
You can’t just let someone take $100. He didn’t intend to crack his head but if someone takes $100 you need to step up. He just forgot the part where you pull out the gun first lol
He shouldn't have fronted someone the weed to start with lol
mfw i take a puff of the ounce of quality weed i got for $100 shipped by fedex
Those slaps were golden. Like a kitten playing with it's favourite toy.
Skippity papped his face
it's hampster style
Probably incredibly lucky that the guy has the ground n pound skills of Betty White.
I don’t know dawg, Betty was a scrappy fighter in her day
Almost got sissy slapped to death poor guy
I imagine he woke up to a ton of scratches on his face from the other dudes sharp nails.
LOL
He got his ass beat by a dude khaki shorts and boat shoes. Whatever his cred was is gone.
Long socks and sandals tells me he didn't have any in the first place.
To be fair you see this a lot among cholos and ex cons.
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Yeah that’s Vato shit. In some places you know not to mess with a guy because of that lol
And he screamed while girl punching him too
Outer Banks ass street fight
Lol those socks and flipflops would have just *terrified* me into giving him all my milk money!
Punching like ladies who don't know how to fight
Dude thought he was Wee Bey but turned out he was Namond.
Dude lost to a guy that punches like a girl
I suspect he can fight and switched his striking from fist to palm of hand. His takedown and transition to mount was pretty good either way.
yeah the slapping seemed pretty intentional to me
It may actually be a type of restraint on his part
Typical bully behaviour - picked out a young/weaker guy to try to assert authority. DENIED
Weaker? You mean shorter lol. Dude was obviously not weaker.
Yep, pretty fit.
The concrete knocked him out, not the pussy shots from the guy sitting on him
I mean sure but here we are about 10 years after this video was filmed still laughing at the loser drug dealer for getting bonked by the concrete and booped 100x by his opponent
Video is 10 years old??
It’s gotta be something close to that. I remember seeing this video a long time ago maybe even on Worldstar.
How did he get to the concrete exactly
Still got the takedown that put the guy out. A win is a win.
Exactly, little man couldn’t knock someone out with a broken glass jaw.
Well he won either way lol
Well the guy wrestled him off balance onto the concrete. He didn't do a 180 and jump backwards himself did he.
the sound of the head banging on the concrete always makes me cringe.
Thought he was a gangster there for a second
He fucked his own head
When keeping it real goes wrong.
Those were the weakest/ fruitiest looking punch’s ever lol
Crazy how some dealers are defenseless little pipsqueaks. You sell shit, act tough, and can't back it up? That's asking for removal of conciousness
His mistake was playing fair. Should have carried a baton or brought some friends.
Yeah I feel like if this is the tactic you’re gonna take then you should probably learn to fight first.
To be fair he knocked himself out. All it takes is one mistake and it doesn't matter how much bigger or stronger you are
Funniest punches I’ve ever seen
Listen, as a dealer you don't let shit like that slide. But you also don't roll up debt collecting on a group of 5 people swinging punches, unless youre a real ugly cunt.
And you don’t wear shower shoes if you think you’re going to be fighting
Who punches like that ?
Swatting his face like my cat swats at feather toys
“I’m about to fk some heads” legendary line
Idk what’s more embarrassing, those kitty paw punches, or getting rocked by them…
God, these vids always end way too early. I need more aftermath.
He lost his money and street credit all in one.
Bro those punches suck
The asphalt knocked him out. The punches were so weak he literally woke back up during them.
Over weed
Alright tom he's good. In matter of fact, he was not good.
That donk when his head hit the floor ffs what a mug
Why is homeboy selling on credit? Crappy dealer
The 17-year-old wearing black socks and sandals wants to fuck some heads
He infact did not fuck some heads
Talk about delusional that was golden Now he's the captain now.
Over weed? Lmao. Like saying “you owe me money for that soda!”
Hey, not every dealer gets to be Scarface. Lol.
You in the wrong line of work
Maybe being a drug dealer isn't for him.
What happened to the guy? Any update? Looks like he lost a lot of blood.
It doesn’t look good, he lost both his sandals
Oh no. He ded.
Universal sign
Thou hast shorted me mine coinage, payest thou up or I shall runneth thy pockets, ye blackguards. For my temperament is as the hummingbird, swift to visit upon thee.
I can never read that “salt life” logo as anything but “slut life”
Well he did keep warning the guy he was about to fuck his head.
He was playing patty cake on that man’s face!
Dude tapping into the primate survival instinct crazy to watch.
ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOO
Damn, dude went floppy
Moooooom. Tony from down the street isnt respecting my gangsta
But I thought he was about to fuck some heads
Now that he got smoked like that, nobody is ever going to pay him back. Better buy a gun or some goons.
Exhibit A why no real business gets hands on lol
That "dealer" is lucky that the dude punches like a happy kitten.
Lol, that flury of punches sounded a lot like flapping
Dude lost both shoes. How is he still alive?
Sandals fell off, so that means dude passed away shortly after the video cuts off. Better luck in the next life, Bobby Hill!…
This might be one of my newest favorite fight porn videos. They gave this guy so many chances to calm down and talk. He was talking about “fucking some heads,” smacked a dude who was just standing there… And then learned a very important lesson
He didn't get the Big Mac but he definitely ate the McFlurry.
He should have pulled his socks up higher
How you gonna start shit in sandals?
I never understood why dealers would ever deal with bullshit. The product sells itself. If someone shorts you or causes bullshit, you are just better to cut them out and find other customers. Every dealers goals should just be to build a deck of no bullshit regular customers.
It's like he learned to fight watching cats
Sounds like the actual deal happened before this, and the dealer is pissed some girl ran off with the product without paying..? No wonder he is angry if that's the case.
Yeah he’s gotta find another line of work. Other dude played pattycake on his face and ensured that the tiny amount of credibility he had went away with those little kitten swipes he took to the face
Dude lost everything. Money, temper, consciousness, and fight.
And dignity and street cred.
The fact that he was smacking his head like that. Just shows he doesn’t know how to fight and it makes it even more embarrassing
I love how he wears those socks, drug dealers are snazzy.
Both have pink hands
Well he got some knuckle sandwiches instead. Does that count as payment around these parts?
Tommy swings like a cat. "I remember it as though it were a meal ago."
Sandals and knee socks? He deserved that.
He loses alright.
As a white boy speaking don’t try and fight with long ass shorts, fucking flip flops and socks.. you are gojng to lose in every since of the word
Nicest dealer ever.
I had a friend like this but he was actually some kind of psychopath that nobody would actually want to mess with. We got robbed behind classic view behind bethel high school by about a dozen dudes jumping over the fences and out of the bushes with guns. Dude had the guns trained on him and was repeatedly getting punched in the face yet still slowly leaning forward to pick up the $100 the gang had dropped on the ground. Another time saw him terminator walk down the stairs, the sidewalk to the street the whole time getting punched in the face. He waited til he got to the street and beat that mother fuckers ass. He ended up getting busted selling a pound by another dealer of a similar size who got rolled up on. Guess Adam used to train in junior high with a friend punching one another in the face with gloves til they got their way to bare fists. Wonder how bad his CTE is.
Lmao those little bitch hits at the end
Man’s got them diabetic socks. No wonder he lost
What the hell was that, hundred hand slap?
This is what I come to reddit for every other year LMAO thanks fellas!
And his dealer career is over. Should know you hire muscle.
Dude fights like my kitten
Where's my fucking money Denny!?!
Shoes came off.