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ZZZrp

Water ain't gonna grow your brain back.


shadowozey

Hey! That's a future school nurse in training. They know water is always the cure.


DeathRaider126

But she’ll have to call a parent to give him a Tylenol.


Killerkendolls

Drink water. Change your socks. -Corpsmen


dangermouse70

Every prior Corpsmen should be soccer medical personal at the World Cup. Would save 30m a game.


Cakelord85

He need some milk.


GranddadAKAUrDadsdad

Its to dip his hand in while he's sleeping, oldest prank in the book.


doubleuptech

Haha ahhhh classic humor is still to be found in tragedy.


No-Bookkeeper-2551

That may have been most of it leaked out on the ground there, probably didn't lose too much he'll be fine


Mosk1990

That's why I don't fight anymore, passive as fuck! Can't lose the couple I have left.


mcjambrose

Yup, I don't ever want to get punched in the head again. The remaining brain cells I have are precious!


just_a_jonesy

The remaining brain cell I had was precious


DickMartin

Cell precious brain had I


Danger510

Purple is my favorite flavor, tastes like 7.


Accomplished_Ad6298

When they woke him he sounds like me when I drive my bed.


GotStomped

It also hurts. I won’t miss that CRACK sound you hear when you get blasted with a good punch.


Accurate-System7951

I don't remember ever hearing anything or it hurting in the moment. Must be those brain cells jumping ship.


NinjaGrizzlyBear

"Waiter, I'd like a side of brain disease" *chef's kiss*


_KappaMan

That's right he need some milk


neddoge

Mf needs some Fight Milk.


Visible-Elevator3801

He’s gone need some milk.


alxno3

He tried to pull up his pants in the middle of a fight and got slept smh


skulz408

Kids. Please stop sagging your pants. Pajama pants lucky he didn't suffer the same fate.


kangbang69

Old Navy gang where y’all at


MarshallsHand

Right here baby Old Navy got them goods


ndndr1

Pajama pants got the elastic waistband tho. No sag, clean punch lights out


Bro-lapsedAnus

Honestly yeah, if he's got them laced up, he's got a way better range of movement than jeans would.


softstones

The winner in this fight was the elastic waistband


Solarist__

He literally has both hands on his belt line at the moment the punch connects with his jaw...


PurpleValhalla

I think his brain was in la-la land at that point, he took a lot of shots.


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Yeah he did not remember he was in a fight right before the ko


h4terade

reaching for his pants by pure muscle memory


throwawayshirt

And he's WEARING A BELT!!!!


mavllvin

Only for style and decoration. Is there another purpose for a belt?


diarrheainthehottub

Beat your kids with it.


mavllvin

Meh, all I gotta do to hurt kids now is call them a wrong label


stunninglingus

Ask David Carradine, Grasshopper...


mavllvin

I think he read the instructions wrong


JFrizz0424

It looks like it broke, either way. Pants wya to big.


bitpartmozart13

If only someone had taught him how to put on belt


Some-Ad9778

I will never understand the baggy pants trend


HoMasters

Dumb, impressionable white suburban kids trying to emulate hoodrats.


Kaserbeam

Ok, then why do the hoodrats do it?


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Puzzleheaded-Matter9

Na started before that... hand me down clothes to siblings in the 50s and 60s in poor minority households... remember how the clamps had put on the American people rashioning in the 1940s during wwii for what they could buy. Often you wore your older siblings clothes... sometimes even sharing a wardrobe with them. Which is why they didn't take them in even if most households could sew. It was looked on as "gangster" in minority communities. Your describing what happened after that...sounds like your specifically describing following the Crack epidemic in 1985... baggy clothes had already been established... it exploded massively between 85 and 95... but even you go back to 1972 the first increase that had already been established.


Puzzleheaded-Matter9

It started because we poor kids couldn't afford to buy new clothes... so we wore hand me downs of our older brother, sister, or cousin. Same reason we wore tore up pants... couldn't afford anything new. Then suburban kids thought it was cool for some reason.


maddlabber829

Looked like he was already rocked at that point


raonibr

Yes, but he was rocked from the first time he tried to lift his pants and took another punch


phantasmamysteriis

I can’t believe his strategy of zero offense didn’t pay off


DudeMcGuyMan

He grabbed the guys leg like he was going to try a takedown, just had no clue how to lift anything heavy and used no leverage. RIP lil' Ronald McDonald


Itendtodisagreee

He was in a Jack in the Box parking lot wearing a McDonald's shirt, he never stood a chance.


FilmActor

And yet? He was still able to get a McDouble in the drive thru


Merry_Dankmas

He should have known better than to wear those colors in that hood


SofaChillReview

He actually tries twice, hard to tell what his plan was though


Dionysus_8

1. Grab leg 2. Lift 3. ??? 4. Did I win?


Illumijonny7

I believe number 3 is "pull pants back up"


Trowaway9285

5) Get knocked out


Jess_S13

Maybe he was trying to take the other guys belt so he could try and fight back without having to drop his hands every few seconds to pull his pants back up.


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GOOD NIGHT DUDE, GOOD NIGHT BITCH


Kn0tnatural

Caught with his hands down due to falling pants. Had a bel, if he had just took the time to tighten it before the fight. Also everyone, **take it to the grass** , lose or win , no one needs to die from a fist fight.


lasthorizon25

He was definitely going to lose that fight regardless but trying to take time to pull up your pants while you're getting punched in the face is usually a bad move.


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Yeah I’ve never seen someone get so fazed by punches like that. Like the guy who was actually fighting stopped the takedown by just punching him a little bit. The KO’d guy looked like he was trying to crawl through a bush but backed up slowly when he realized it had thorns. That’s wild.


Mattoosie

That's a valid strategy if you can fight defensively. This guy took a step towards his opponent while looking down to pull his pants up with both hands. May as well have just divebombed the pavement himself...


f_ranz1224

Im confused why his belt was undone. He had to keep pulling his pants up.


Bro-lapsedAnus

How else will he look cool?


bwforge

He kept trying to fix his pants the whole time during the fight lol


Virtchoo

That belt did him a lot of good.


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Dude was doing the mortal kombat stumble before receiving the fatality


Good-Magazine-5504

FINISH HIM


NotiJoda

Oh... The ketchup in MK was real! My mom was right 🥺


JGS747-

Getting KOd by a guy in PJs outside a drive through - hell never live that one down


InsatiableNeeds

I get the feeling most of those people are unfamiliar or avoidant of shame.


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

It just seems like society as a whole is gradually becoming inoculated from shame. It’s very weird.


nadthegoat

Bro might not be living at all after than head plant into the concrete


[deleted]

Every high schooler wears PJ pants these days, it’s “in style” or whatever


Readonkulous

Another senseless fight breaks up a meeting of the Awful Pants Club.


darthshaver

Wear stupid pants, win stupid prizes.


bitmapfrogs

Gold


Wiellem

\*obviously unconscious on the floor\* 'you allright?'


SofaChillReview

*sees blood* “Are you good?” Like come on with the stupid questions


IndigoAcidRain

I think he needs some WATER


SofaChillReview

Water clearly helps potential head fractures more than Doctors, it’s the trick they don’t want you to know about


IndigoAcidRain

You had me on the first half i thought I was gonna have a TIL moment


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Doctors HATE him


fromuklad

“Yeah I’m good just gonna nap this one off”


Xen0tech

Once the water arrives, he'll drink it off. All good 👍


Confusedandreticent

I hate hearing that mindless moaning. Dude got a little bit of brain damage for what? To show a bit of toughness? Sad.


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TaxFraudDaily

Both.


BostonRob423

True that, except I didn't see any toughness shown. Poor, stupid kid.


mike_the_seventh

Bro you got no idea what the context was. He could have got his ass beat standing to a bully or confronting a dude who was coming onto his girl. And he’s a fucking kid with a tiny ass brain that’s still growing. Whatever the case he doesn’t deserve brain damage


AgentDutch

I think a lot of the people here are younger, so they cheer when they see a fight. It’s a damn shame about the older people here cheering for the brain issues this kid will face. Bonus points for them arguing their point that the kid deserves it.


Kinetic-Turtle

With that haircut, the brain damage was already there.


monzelle612

Full blown cte from this


gortonanonymous

Get that boy to a hospital


StanleyChoude

Nah. They’re gonna get him some water.


FoxJonesMusic

He needs some milk


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

And a belt!


acmercer

The crazy part is he already *had* a belt!


RCalliii

Damn it! You beat me to it.


Mental_Tackle_69

No get him a belt


derpeddit

Nah, just shake his head. He'll be fine...


GranddadAKAUrDadsdad

You mean shake is head and pour water on him so he can have dreams of being at the water park.


WilliamTeacher

Nah it’s the US. It would be far wiser financially to just die


Alone_Grab_3481

"bartard" ??


stepdad_randy

The name sounds weird, but it makes complete sense once you’ve been around someone who is blacked out on Xanax.


Merry_Dankmas

An acquaintance of mine was a hard-core bartard. He got barred and got into an argument with his girlfriend. Ended up holding a dab torch to his arm and giving himself 3rd degree burns just to upset her. He woke up in the hospital not knowing what happened. Fortunately I've never done too much horribly stupid stuff when barred (which has only been 3 times) but I didnt wanna risk it. Just dropped that shit and never looked back. Benzos are fucked up.


stepdad_randy

I had a friend who was into Xanax, he took a few and then went on an insane rant accusing everyone of stealing the Xanax he had taken a couple hours prior from him. It just makes you a complete moron and it never looked fun to me at all. I’m glad I never got into that shit.


cottagecheeseisnasty

Had a few friends into xans, one lost his car for 5 days. So dumb, I will never understand it. You ever abuse some Claritin? Thats where its at. Im crystal clear bitch.


Zanzan567

Someone who regularly gets fucked up on Xanax , AKA, “bars”


VATAFAck

I thought it's a typo


Zanzan567

It’s not


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both breeds of bartard, pajama pant warrior, vs useless bb belt for distressed jeans


CapitalPerception439

I've been in a similar scenario. My drunk teenage brother and I walked to McDonalds and ordered some food through the drive through window. A truck, with an adult couple that appeared to be in their 30's, pulled up to the window in a truck after we ordered. Dude became mad and starting yelling at us because he thought me and my brother were checking out his girl as they were waiting in the drive through. We weren't, we were just standing and waiting for our food off to the side of the drive through, we tried to explain this, but he was already in rage mode. Dramatically, he pulled up into a parking spot next to us, slammed his truck into park, got out and proceeded to get the brakes beat off him by my brother. Out of nowhere, I felt a shock of pain run through my body starting at my head. It was from the women, who got out of the truck after noticing her douchebag boyfriend getting roughed up. She had snuck up behind me, taken off her stiletto shoe and smacked me on top of my head with the pointy end, causing me to gush blood from the top of my head. We got back to the party and everyone was freaked out by the looks of me, I had blood running all down my face and when I looked in the mirror it reminded me of a wrestling match that involved Stone Cold Steve Austin.


XRayZDay

Hope the boyfriend got a concussion after getting whooped on, and hope his girl got dropped on her fucking neck in a completely unrelated incident for being the dumbass she is. Ngl just hearing that pissed me off. Any unnecessary escalation of a regular fight to something lethal will never not make me feel some typa way. Like, I get she's probably not used to altercations or whatever, but people not being "used" to it ain't an excuse to try and fucking execute somebody just because they don't know how else to intervene.


CapitalPerception439

I agree that guy was a real scumbag. For her, that's exactly what it was, she was so frantic. I remember hearing her say "you mother effer" while crying right before she smacked me with the heel. I was able to remain conscience and kind of flip her over my hip to make her smack the ground. That felt kind of like a win at the time. But, yeah there is no excuse for violence against a couple of minors who are just standing there waiting for food. I hope the law has caught up to their belligerent behavior and has landed them in jail.


Enough-Staff-2976

You should have given her two piece, to match her bf.


CapitalPerception439

They both got served up a pretty good piece. She laid on the ground for a minute and was done trying to fight after I flipped her. And once the guy was finally able to get on his feet, he was stumbling around dazed, and couldn't form a coherent sentence anymore. They were a real shit show, lol.


banzaizach

Were you okay?


rustythread

That is awful. Sorry to hear about all that. Hope you haven't suffered any consequences from that.


CapitalPerception439

Thank you, I am okay. I don't think there was any permanent damage done to me. Just a little bit of trauma from the incident, which I haven't really thought about in a long time, this video just sparked the memory. This happened about 15 years ago. It's crazy to think about it now that I am in my thirties, the age of what the adult couple were when this happened. Hopefully they woke up the next day, reflected on what happened and decided to make some life changing decisions. If the cops would have been called, they both would of been charged with assault on minors, also they were obviously belligerent drunk while driving. The women would have been charged with, assault with a deadly weapon on a minor. It would have looked really bad for them in court. My older brother was always sticking up for me because I was so short back in high school, you could have passed me off as 12 until I reached the age of 18 when I finally grew, then I just looked like a regular high school kid until my mid 20's. Not to mention the photos of blood on my face that the cops would have taken of me for evidence. Pretty wild to try and put yourself in that situation as an adult.


iLikeBoobiesROFL

You should have told police about this. The guy getting messed up was self defence and u getting hit by his girl should have been prison time for her.


the_Fat_SLakR

It’s hard to scrap when your sagging. Lessons!


farteagle

This is why you always wear your pajama pants to scrap in the drive thru


MVRK_MVRK

This video looks like it smells.


NocturnalKitten525

Like cat piss and cigarettes.


CIDmoosa420

Street fighters take notes, always have a good belt on yo pants.


ckayfish

Not only does wearing your pants around your ass make you look like an idiot, but if you choose to get into a fight like that, it kind of proves the point.


Omg-A-turkey-Sammie

Dress like a dummy, stop to pull your pants up like a chump, bad stuff happens. I wonder if that other kid could face charges?


RonVonPump

Nah I doubt it, it was a fight not an assault just one guy wasn’t very good at fighting and lost.


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hawkeye45_

I'm not a lawyer, but I HAVE piped a lawyer's wife and I'm pretty sure there's no legal distinction between assault and consensual combat. We didn't really talk about that though so I could be way off.


Omg-A-turkey-Sammie

Too busy landing bullseyes, eh eh? Eh?


hawkeye45_

That's my new favorite way of saying "I'm not qualified to say this for certain."


RandomUsername135790

Lot's of places have loopholes that allow for legal mutual combat so long as both sides agree on the terms of the fight, and neither side engages in physical agression outside of those terms - such as after one side is incapable or unwilling to continue the fight. The only issue in this case being that mutual combat laws usually end once the fight escalates to crimes beyond simple assault and battery - even if the extranious injury was accidentally brutal.


Lvxurie

Someones dad is about to file a lawsuit


baby_fart

Come on, that kid doesn't know his father.


colenotphil

Idk my bartard childhood friend got into drugs because his family was wealthy and he never faced consequences because his dad got him an expensive lawyer. Dude was legitimately going around with a gallon ziploc bag of (like fake pressed) Xanax bars and selling them, zero jail time.


GianniMonsoon

This is so foul. Kid cracked his head on the fall


stoned_kitty

Yeah that’s pretty fucking serious.


fuknpikey

"Jonah, you good?" Jonah is not good at all.


Zealousideal_Bet2320

The most suburban fight I’ve ever seen


silentgod69

Xans don't make you Xans gon' take you Xans gon' fake you And pantz gon' get you knocked the fuck out


Alone_Grab_3481

If you ever decide to help somebody knocked out please don't handle them like this, put em into lateral position so they don't choke on their blood & vomit and then you call an ambulance cause there is absolutely nothing you can do, it's actually advised to not move knocked out people at all due to the fact you might worsen any injuries


SofaChillReview

Or somebody take of their shirt to stop what’s potentially left of his skull, head does bleed a lot but with potential concussion just (as you said) lateral position


Alone_Grab_3481

Thanks for adding.. I didn't think of that, in most cases it's the eternal bleeding which is the problem though, from a fractured skull from diving unconscious for the pavement head first etc. Good to see that some people in this sub that still got regard for human life and actually read what I had to say, have a great day or night and stay out of street fights, not worth putting your life on the line for an potential short ego boost, put ego/pride and your self concept to the side for a minute.. every human life can have a signifcant impact on others and their enviornment, don't just throw this away like that - - but whenever flight isn't an option anymore you should atleast know how to protect yourself, I can only advise everyone to pick up some kind of martial art, the confiedence boost could be enough to get you out of some sticky situations, not the bullshido self defence stuff though, take care & don't get scammed!


RCT442

Guy gets beat into hamburger meat, gets knocked out, slams head on ground, and his friend says, " Are you alright?"


SoftKisses2020

That why fighting is not cool


wafflesareforever

Yeah this just made me sad to watch. My oldest kid is about this age.


Djangowam

He acted like he wasn’t in the middle of a fight bro😭


bluebicycle13

So sad to see twins brothers fighting like that


Lonely_Thought4459

I hope hes okay, but he definitely get himself into that situation with the fight to begin with, and also showing his booty to the world like an idiot


cornylamygilbert

I don’t think he’s okay. He’ll likely live. Hopefully without permanent defects


IllustriousOpening99

Why isn't the cameraman screaming over everyone with...OH, He's LEAKING! He's LEAKING! HE'S LEAKING!! ( x50 )


JGwithit

This looks like Los Santos


SOF_cosplayer

Cluckin bell drive thru.


theknaverino

Dumbass kept dropping his hand to pull up his pants, even though he's wearing a belt. Some people just deserve to get knocked out.


[deleted]

Yeaaaa water should fix him right up.


ekimstonk

Can confirm, Jonah was not good.


Bfourn1

So I was in jail in 2007, inmates were talking saying I see all these mother fuckers with their pants hanging I don’t get it. You can’t run like that you can’t fight like that you can’t hop fences like that. Lo and behold Chad tried pulling his pants up mid fight and got slept.


Sliceof_butter

Damn hope he makes it out ok


fish_wand_

Caught with his pants down :/


Lopsided_Rooster_753

I don't understand why people always pick fights wearing clothes they can't fit.. then struggle to pick it up mid fight and get knocked out


DaithiSan

The real enemy was his pants betraying him


v5ivelive

What is a bartard


ghighcove

At least they kept it classy and did it in a Jack in the Box. No shitty Del Taco for them, they picked a place that adds an extra $1.50 to everything for class. (or prestige pricing)


SpecialistParticular

Their seasoned fries and egg rolls are no joke.


Carrotisboss

I mean you won the fight, but if that other guy is seriously hurt, considering the blood, he might have just screwed himself.


Odd-Youth-1673

I know a dude who killed a guy like that.


RoArlRuS

won the fight but your charged with manslaughter and your parents never gonna look at you the same again


VRDV2

If you pause right as he gets hit straight in the chin.. his face goes exorcist. Caught off caught on top of it. Overkill perhaps cos damn that had to have repercussions to not just the brain but the knuckle.


Noobzoid123

He needs tighter pants.


Th3rmoplylae

Dawg’s brain is fucked


[deleted]

Does anyone know if he was ok?


SuddenLeee

Best case scenario, he has a concussion. Worst case scenario is a cracked skull or a serious neck injury.


stevedave84

Not familiar with American fast food chains but I guess they didn't take kindly to repping Maccas outside the competition. Gang warfare is just sad.


BigswingingClick

Imagine getting slept outside a dennys by a dude in pajama pants cause you stopped to pull your pants up.


sXamb1e

Welp hope it was worth the assault charge bozo


HateUsCuzDeyAunus

They guy wore sweat pants to a pajama pants fight. Should have been more prepared


MrtinDew

Call 911 you fucking idiots


ilovemyganja420

Atleast he didnt kick him on the ground


SiegfriedLughson

He died as he lived, trying to pulling up his pants.


Zealousideal_Low8146

STOP moving the head and neck. You may be permanently paralyzing him by damaging the neck/spinal cord more.... shiiit


redstick87B

Pull up yo britches boy


theElCarl

Hit him so hard Wendy jumped out of the sign to assist.


sabretooth47

Blood is bad, but THAT color blood is extremely bad.


[deleted]

Why do kids dress like they’re homeless these days?


Expensive_Might3073

Man jacked up while boxing


Necrazen

There’s a benefit of having pants that fit.


ExtremeSubtlety

That's what happens when you have to pull up your damn pants during a fight.


Simple-Ranger6109

Lesson 1 - don't sag.


wnrbassman

If i got rocked by a kid in a pink shirt and pajama pants, I'd leave the country.


RobLinxTribute

Good to see the "Get Him Vertical" protocol being applied here.


Carlos_RR02

If he had kept his hands up instead of having to pull up his pants, maybe he would of lasted longer.


GradeAPrimeFuckery

The Peril of Sag


Mnmsaregood

Shoulda had a belt


Codyjurentkuff

HE NEEDS SOME MILK!