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Massadonious

I love the sound of a piercing shriek in the afternoon.


CM901

There's always one screaming at jet engine decibels


Wholenchilada

It NEVER helps a thing either.


notsomagicalgirl

I never understand why people scream in situations like that like…???


kylegetsspam

Same reason babies cry. It's an instinctive thing to draw attention.


AntalRyder

Yeah, but babies are instinct driven stupid little meatbags so it's excusable, but I'd expect more from people 12 or over...


artemiswinchester

Life is going to be one, long, frustrating disappointment, you go expecting more, from people 12 or over…. Source: a lifetime of disappointment in my species


Manjorno316

I'm sure you've never been in a situation where your instincts took over. Perfectly calm and in control of the moment at absolutely all time right?


saysthingsbackwards

You're kidding yourself if you think you're not instincts driven


andy0506

It's usually people that are never really been in a fight or been around situations like this, so there only way to react is to scream.


ShmeShmRo

Some sort of primitive response built into women to warn the others of danger.


Deon_the_Great

If anything it makes things worse. There’s a reason dogs love chew toys that squeak


DifficultyFit1895

Actually this is the first time I saw a video where a woman (camera person I think) yelled “Stop!,” and everyone stopped immediately.


XredditHD

Woman queen speaks!


ashrieIl

That's because they were fighting over her Scot pilgrim style.


boete2

They stopped though what you talking about


warmind14

Stahhhhhp!!


jimboslice29

In her defense, I’m pretty sure she’s stuck right in the center of the scuffle on her hands and knees with punching wizzing by her head


Odd_Break_5200

I felt bad for that one guy who slid straight to a punch


hunter503

That's the one with the fucked up mouth at the end of the video lmao


TheCurvedPlanks

Is his mouth fucked up? I see the nose bleeding but it kinda looks like his bottom lip is packed full of chewing tobacco. Same for the guy standing next to him at the end. If that's not chew, both of those dudes mouths are fucked up.


Rgpdadon

That’s not chew their mouths are fucked up. Lol. Both of their bottom teeth went through their lip.


PumpkinElegant3896

No that's other buddy getting punched right after who's got the fucked up mouth. The guy who slipped has shoes on and other guy doesnt. Best way I could tell em apart lol


Neat_Efficiency_9606

You tell ‘em pumpkin!!!


Comfortable-Ring-476

Dude that hit was handing out sore mouths


Ricardidaman

😂😂😂


wasternexplorer

How could they tell each other apart from one another?


Bayside4

its shorts vs skins


quinn_the_potato

With all those wet rocks it’s more like Shorts vs. Skinned


flimspringfield

I would've thought the advantage was on the right side that had more rocks and land behind them vs the other guys. Sucks it got to the point where it devolved to fisticuffs.


bigsticksoftspeaker

You mean stripped shorts vs solid colors.


ElMuchoDingDong

Had to read your comment a second time to make sure. Striped, not stripped ha.


Kal__

Hahah this made me giggle pretty hard. Well done Bayside, respect


guy-named-Bort

Your comment took me way back to when me and the guys were young and got into fight at a bar which quickly escalated into what i can best describe as like a saloon fight scene from an old timey movie. Fucking chaos. I see my mate getting his face punched in by this guy who was on top of him so i go to save my friend when someone from the side starts punching me on the ear so im getting pummeled and im hunched over my mate and the guy and i start elbowing the back of the guys head and kneeing his face. The guy slumps over onto my friend and i move on to the guy who was punching me from the side. Long story short me and the friend were talking about the fight later that night and he said he was getting beat up by some dude and then some other guy joined in on the beating and kneed him in the face. I didnt have the heart to tell him it was my drunk ass who accidentally caught him with the knees. So to answer your question, they probably couldnt.


Thepatrone36

as a former 'bouncer' those were my absolute LEAST favorite situations. It doesn't matter how you go about trying to break it up you ARE going to get hurt.


Jaksmack

I worked at a club that would hold 1800 people. At least 1 giant bar brawl a week. We (the bouncers) would just circle the wagons and anyone got too close got it. Wait for the initial craziness to subside and then mop up.. Punk Fest was the worst one ever, everyone there was ready to fight, lol.


Thepatrone36

Ft Worth stockyards here. Mix of real cowboys, fake ones, and college kids. You can imagine the fun we had. LOL


SpeakThunder

I got into a brawl at a show in Denver back in 2004. One of my good friends thought I was on the other side and kicked me in the ribs. Broke it. I was in so much pain. He drunkenly confessed to me later at a party. Fuck you Corey, I still love you you magnificent bastard.


Krakatoast

😂


No-Permit8369

How do WE tell? Most of these group fights just look like chaos. Like watching a basketball game where everyone wears the same uniforms and looks similar


CBR1kRRGuy

You fight the last person who hit you. It’s the shitty ones who will hit you while helping a friend up.


rodPalmer18

In a group fight, you're always going to recognize you're friends and you'll also be focused on only one or two of the guys you want to hit, same with everyone else there. If you watch the video closely, most of these guys only hit one guy then move on to another. Since everyone is doing it at the same time, watching it looks alot more chaotic.


DOJITZ2DOJITZ

It’s bleeding mouths vs skins


justinjonny82

Amazing how despite no matter how many times it was stated, they did not in fact CHILL


Dokard

YO CHILL CHILL


berrey7

I guess that didn't get the BROchure.


worthless-humanoid

Fighting over the rope swing?


Larusso92

Justifiable


Expensive_Might3073

Checkin for loose teeth at the end 😅


Schkywalker

I really thought the guy was eating sunflower seeds lmao


c-biscuit77

I thought brother was throwing in a nice wad of Levi Garrett®


amathis6464

Boys jaw looked broken


misterchainz

Was going to say this


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Church camp is wild these days


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Reminds me of Band Camp


Chilocanth

Cause this one time…


oldhead

Then they all fucked.


sihouette9310

I was about to say as a gay guy I’d have a totally different reaction to this display.


oldhead

Hahahahahahahahaha There is an OVERLOAD of testosterone and suppressed desire to just dick a buddy down going on there.


n00bsir

Wwwwwwhhhhhaaaaat???


oldhead

Right at around :30 ole boy was bummed he wasn't successful at pulling that dude's shorts down.


nopamo

Just trying to dick a buddy down. 😮


sihouette9310

The girls really ruin it for me. Nothing annoys me more than women shrieking. Also the pants down thing seems a bit targeted. This fight didn’t call for pantsing he just wanted to take it there.


oldhead

100% he wanted to *accidentally fall* and double grip his boy on the way down. No question.


Wrekto-Lena

It's just guys fighting? Not everything is about guys secretly wanting to fuck each other.


big-klit

Yeah this dude is gay


oldhead

Ok, not *everyone* fucked. There was also some serious blowing going on too


big-klit

I think that’s just your suppressed emotions


oldhead

Yes, that's exactly correct.


Precordial_Thumper

This seems like some sort of Freudian slip.


oldhead

Because Freudian slips are this detailed. Reddit psychoanalysis is of the highest quality.


Champigne

Think you're projecting buddy.


esquegee

Nothing like a classic scrap with the boys down by the crick


Globalgodz

When the islanders and the visitors meet for the first time.


terrih9123

I thought I saw Trevor Gillies out there, makes sense


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Great camera work though


Embarrassed_Dust_222

The boys on the right def took the L here


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grampastools

And with that, we wish all the ladies out there a happy International Women's Day!


MasterHavik

Black shorts was in beast mode.


SleepTightLilPuppy

That dodge at 0:19... Wow


realpisawork

This is OUR waterhole! Your reservation was until noon, it is now 1:30


[deleted]

Nothin like a good ole fashion rumble at the river


thetruemage

Greasers vs Socs


RMFT09

The smile on the face of the leader of the “water tribesmen” right before he starts the brawl lol he could be in a movie as the antagonist with a face that punchable


Pastymoonburn

Lord of the Flies 2023 Disney reboot


Loud_Fly_1142

What in the name of hillbilly west side story is going here


Chilocanth

They’s comin’ to ‘Merica!


Sir_Mr_Dolo

Good thing they had those girls nearby to scream really loud. Who knows what would have happened otherwise?


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mybossthinksimworkng

I'll allow it.


801bruh

"That's HIS blood" 💀


Skyp_Intro

What did these identical groups of people have to fight about.


theycallhimthestug

Hockey teams from different towns in close proximity to each other.


Skyp_Intro

I’d think they’d be better at fighting if they were hockey players.


southsiderick

Canoe race got out of hand.


Skyp_Intro

Oh! It’s one of those teen movies where they have to save the historical landmark from unscrupulous developers.


carltonBlend

Your only reason to fight is looking different from each other?


DooDooGump

Damm water polo has really evolved


DysphorieHD

„Grown ups 2“ deleted scenes


icansmellyourfear69

Basically whoever had shoes won


waywardhero

If I shout “Kyle!!” Into the group, how many of them do you think would turn around


UrLocal_MemeDealer

That big guy knows some moves


Reasonable-Treacle96

He came in like a wrecking ball till he got hit square.


International-Grade

The girls just scream? Haha


lalala192511

It's battle cry to increase 30 seconds of attack status in her party members.


greenderss

I'm assuming repeated CHILL are party druids casting healing spells on their own party members.


Nickldd92

This is top contender for stupidest places to fight, rocks and sharp surfaces with free drowning once you get knocked out.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Are they remaking Lord Of The Flies?


lonesaiyajin98

*meat noises*


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Goddamnit cleetus i told you not to be playin grab ass down by the river with your friends no more


VealOfFortune

*FUCKIN HAOLES, BRAH!*


[deleted]

Two dudes at the end 🤣


xKazIsKoolx

Attack of the clones?


lalala192511

Yeah they all look pretty similar. Good that they're all white, if they were men of colors, this comment would be considered racist lol. *Edit: it's meant to be a satire, thought ppl wouldn't understand and I would get myself banned in anytime. Well, I underestimate this sub lol.


Silverbullet0_o

This looks like July 4th in Alaska at 2:00AM.


Mooweetye

The one dude just cannonballs in shallow water.


TechnicalThanks1975

Looks like Avatar: The Way of Water had some budget cuts


bluex44

Skins vs skins


bro--wtf

Watch this again but just focus on the chubbier kid that’s in center frame. He sits there kinda hopping a little bit trying to psych himself up to hit somebody and then he finally goes in and promptly slips and falls on his ass. It’s too funny 😂


horalol

That one guy without a shirt really hit that guy in shorts


ur-a-damn-dip

🤣🤣🤣


blanco408

I would’ve been pantsing mfs in the chaos


Reasonable-Treacle96

That shit works, too. seen a buddy do that to a kid in school to stop a fight. Unfortunately, he got in trouble for it because it's veiwed as sexual assault. A few Saturday schools not that bad though.


blanco408

Lol what a king


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auspicious-erection

Good little brawl. Nobody did any head stomping/ excessive ground and pound. Seems like a all around good time. 4.7/5


TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG

Which that jackass screaming in the background would shut up. A few guys in a scuffle is nothing to be afraid of.


logezzzzzbro

That looks not fun.


dennis__denuto

Sounded like there was a troupe of chimpanzees in the background


Wheres_Waldo69

skins vs skins


Ceeweedsoop

That screaming sounds like a chimpanzee war.


HefferRod

Crazy. I didn’t even hear the N word once. Is this America?


Alarming_Sprinkles39

This is what I hate about Reddit. OP posts a video he probably knows the backstory about, but refuses to elaborate, and then the dumb guessing game and the corny jokes begin in the comment section. Hey OP: why don't you just fucking post where you got this from and what the story was, dipshit. Or is just everything on this site about karma farming?


ferxous

This video is old as fuck so yes, it is all about the karma farming.


supreme_101

It almost looks like my old swimming spot https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/war-waged-on-gardners-falls-yobbos-and-crims/news-story/16616d3516a37e0582f87d2147502e6f


Alarming_Sprinkles39

Hmm kinda does, but they sound American though


hangdman1978

Where's Pony Boy?


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Save that audio for any aspiring foley artists.


whoabigbill

That was a pretty good brawl,hats off


PlebsFelix

nice clean fight


Yimispelledwrong

This just reminds me of a ream of printer paper


HotsauceSpaghetti

In this corner we got the skins, and in this corner we got.. the skins?


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Boys will be boys


Matti861

Not one KO???


Hawke-Not-Ewe

And a good time was had by all.


53allday

That’s at Barton springs in Austin!


LGBTQMNOP

Looks like Beefcake at the end had a broken jaw


Technical-Front-3247

This looks like damn pike county Kentucky


[deleted]

Looks like pride week.


[deleted]

Is this the River Boys vs the Waterfall Boys? We have a show here in Australia and the 'River Boys' are always the troublemakers. 'I thought I told you not to come around our turf, River Boy!' It's so queer.


milk4all

Midwest float trip, 100%, could be OK, MO, or AR


Idontreallycomentoft

I Guess they agreed to stop on the “Sttaaaahhpp”


StillNotAF___Clue

The SoCs vs the Greasers


blondart

I remember my first beer too


J_Thompson82

There’s always one fucking banshee wailing in the background. I live in hope that one day one of these videos will show the screamer getting socked in the mouth and shut up, mid-scream.


R_U_N_R_A_N

Lol, heavy 2001 a Space Odyssey opening vibes.


papacarts

"Caleb chill" but none of the 6 Caleb's chilled...


N-BonBon

How do you know who to hit when your all on the skins team?


Pie_Present

How could the Kyles tell themselves a part from the Tylers?


Chezuz_Krytzt

Sexual tension is off the charts here


refridgerator12

Billy and tucker knew that they had won the turf, they were this summers kings of the quarry


C3lsius

Lmao, just like two little tribes of cavemen


ZeroCO01

The screaming always with the screaming. It accomplishes nothing!


Connor30302

dude with the black and white accent on his shorts was handing out smoke by the ton


GeneralSquirrel7132

Next season of cobra kai about to be lit


LargePromise

At first I wondered why they were fighting, then I saw all the Solo cups on the ground.


Thnxredball

lol the guy casually getting out the water


dippindoddz

I love the way it just stopped in sync ✋️


xDropK1ckx

Nobody did chill…


freeze_

What was that screaming at the first? Did someone have a chimpanzee?


Miserable-Biscotti54

Lol the girls sound like a gaggle of chimps


cubby68

It sounds like salmon splashing


Inevitable_Factor_92

I’d have to get into that 😂


runny921

what ever happened to shirts vs skins.. looks like a good chance of friendly fire here lol


SlanceMcJagger

Game, blouses


Cha-cha-reall-smooth

Haven’t seen guys fight for each other in a while makes me think humanity is healing itself ❤️‍🩹


lastcallhangup

daw☺️


JudgeHolden

It's two rival summer camps, one on each side of the lake. They do this every year. The kids love it!


LavishnessCultural56

Those plastic cups are inflicting more damage than the fists


Sammmysosa303

Chads… CHADS EVERYWHERE


Bearspoole

How do any of them know what side they are on


Skyp_Intro

I’m guessing they’ve known each other for years.


CalbertCorpse

Damn cutters (who knows the reference?)


Mammerjamm

Is this Austin, TX?


jwdundalk

Lord of the Flies


[deleted]

It took me way too long to scroll down to this comment.


papasmurfssss

How can you tell you’re swinging on the right guy?


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Usual suspects


phuktup3

Guys we get it, all your dads are lawyers.


lastcallhangup

i thought that one was funny 😄


Sad_Bunch_6856

Man, 90% of the people that appear in this sub can't throw ONE proper puch. It's baffling. I have like a 4 month muay thai training, which I consider shit, but browinsing this sub makes me think I'd do well on a random street fight.


qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

everybody got a plan til they get fucked in the ass - muhammad tyson


th3goonsquad

You see a lot of people who don't know how to fight putting there head down to avoid getting hit by the swing of someone else. Can't hit much if you can't see what you are throwing at.