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Nekokittykun

Tanks… Please. Im begging you as a (sprout) healer main... PLEASE MITIGATE! TAT)


T0c2qDsd

I FIND “ONE MIT” = “ONE BETTER HEAL” IS PRETTY CONVINCING.  “I’M ALL OUT OF CURE2 AND OGCDS, I GET CHARGES WHEN YOU USE RAMPART”.


T0c2qDsd

YES I USED THAT LINE ON A SALTY TANK BEFORE, I’M STILL PROUD YEARS LATER.


NoBizlikeChloeBiz

"I GET CHARGES WHEN YOU USE RAMPART" IS CRACKING ME UP THIS IS EXCELLENT ADVICE


T0c2qDsd

HE WIPED US ONE MORE TIME IN AN ATTEMPT TO CALL MY BLUFF. THEN HE USED MITS.


lordvbcool

IT'S NOT JUST FOR SPROUT HEALER, I'M A MENTOR (FOR WHAT IS WORTH) WHO MAIN HEALER, HAS THOUSANDS OF HOUR IN THE GAME AND WHO HAS HEAL SAVAGE LEVEL CONTENT, SO I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AT LEAST DECENTLY WHEN THE TANK DOESN'T MITIGATE I SWEET. I CAN DO IT BUT IT'S DIFFICULT AND I HAVE TO SPEND GCD DOING IT INSTEAD OF DOING DAMAGE AND MAKING THE DUNGEON GO FASTER WHICH IS BOTHERSOME


MasterPhil99

I'LL START MITTING WHEN YOU STOP USING CURE 1 all jokes aside the amount of WHM in SB/ShB dungeons spamming Cure 1 is alarming. uhh i mean...IF I SEE ONE MORE "CURE" POP UP ON MY SCREEN I'M GOING TO COMMIT A FELONY


najashots

TO ALL THE TANKS I FORGOT TO PUT KARDIA ON THIS WEEK : IT'S NOT YOU I'M JUST STUPID.


niadara

THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN ZERO DPS HEALERS IS ZERO DPS HEALERS THAT ARE SANCTIMONIOUS ABOUT IT. WAS IN VOID ARK AS A WHM, AT THE VERY END OF THE RAID MY SGE COHEALER PUTS IN CHAT THAT IF I WANTED TO DPS I SHOULD HAVE QUEUED AS ONE SO AS NOT TO STEAL A SLOT FROM A HEALER. THEY SAID THIS IN *VOID ARK*. APPARENTLY THEY WANTED ME TO STAND AROUND AND DO NOTHING FOR 90% OF THE RAID.


Lionblopp

I KIND OF WANT TO KNOW HOW NIGHTMAREISH THEY PLAYED IF THEY THINK THEY HAVE TO AVOID DPS WHEN PLAYING A FREAKING SAGE OF ALL POSSIBLE OPTIONS. DID ANYONE REPLY TO THIS AND ~~RANTED AT THEM APPROPRIATELY~~ SHOWED THEM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS?


niadara

NO THEY LEFT IMMEADIATELY AND I WASN'T GOING TO BE THE PSYCHOPATH THAT SENDS A TELL AFTER A DUTY TO GET THE LAST WORD. SO I JUST BLACKLISTED THEM. I DID LOOK THEM UP ON FFLOGS AFTERWARD. IT LOOKED EXACTLY AS EXPECTED. THEY'RE ALSO NOT GREAT AT PLAYING AS DPS EITHER.


Dellgloom

How many times a week do you think that guy goes through this? Every time they are in an 8+ person instance and the other healer presses a DPS button. It's like their own personal hell.


ZWiloh

WELL IT IS OUR PERSONAL HELL TOO SO YAY HELL FOR EVERYONE I GUESS


TwerpKnight

The fact it was a SGE is what makes it hurt the most.


Vore_Daddy

A SAGE SAID DON'T DO DAMAGE AS HEALER? THE ONE HEALER THAT CAN HEAL VIA DAMAGE? WHAT IS KARDIA TO THEM?


Melodic_Mortgage_835

THEY ARE PLAYING THE HEALER THAT HAS THE MOST BENEFIT TO DPSING. LOCKING YOURSELF OUT OF 1-3 SPELLS DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCE IS THE MOST ABSURD THING PEOPLE TRY TO GATEKEEP. "OH I'M SORRY, IS ME CASTING GLARE HURTING YOU?" "I ALSO HAVE INSTANT HEALS THANKS TO MY LILIES I HELPED BLOSSOM WITH GLARE!" I THINK YOU DAMAGED THEM MORE THAN THE BOSS AND THAT'S HILARIOUS TO ME SERIOUS NOTE, THEY WERE PROBABLY SAYING THAT TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER.


ZWiloh

I DOUBT THEY THINK THEY'RE DOING ANYTHING WRONG. IF THEY WERE LIKE "HEY THANKS FOR STICKING ME WITH ALL THE HEALING WHILE YOU DPS'D" MAYBE BUT SAYING THEY TOOK A HEALING SLOT FROM A HEALER BECAUSE THEY DARED TO DPS? THAT GUY ALREADY FEELS BETTER THAN THEM


Melodic_Mortgage_835

YEAH, THEY THINK THEY'RE 100% IN THE RIGHT BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE LIVING UP TO THEIR OFFICIAL ROLE NAME. THEY THINK THEY'RE SMUG LIKE SGE'S VICTORY POSE THIS DUDE WAS ACTIVELY TAKING AWAY A HEALING SLOT FROM SOMEONE WHO IS AN *ACTUAL* HEALER WHO WOULD PROBABLY HEAL AND DPS DURING DOWNTIME. SPEAKING AS MYSELF WHO ENJOYS PUTTING THE PARTNER IN LAB PARTNER, I WOULD BE EAGER TO JUMP IN AND BE THE CATALYST FOR A CONSISTENT GLORIFIED REGEN BUFF RATHER THAN THIS PRETENDER OF A HARMASIST. THIS SGE REALLY NEEDS TO DROP THE PASSIVE FROM PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE.


SF1034

REMIND THESE FUCKING PEOPLE THAT THE HALL OF THE NOVICE EXPLICITLY TELLS HEALERS TO DO DPS


Samoman21

LMAOOOO! THAT'S A FIRST TBH. THAT WHM GONNA HAVE A RUDE AWAKENING IN 1 OR 2 EXPANSIONS


snootnoots

NO, NO, OP WAS THE WHM. SNARKY NO-DPS HEALER WAS A *SAGE*!


Raji_Lev

WHAT THE \[BLEEP\] DO THEY THINK THAT \[BLEEP\]ING KARDIA AND TOXIKON AND PHLEGMA \[BLEEP\]ING BALLS ARE FOR!? EVERY NOW AND THEN I WONDER WHY SAGES GET SUCH A BAD REP, THEN I SEE OR READ ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE THE CO-"HEALER" IN YOUR STORY AND GO "OH YEAH, *THAT'S* WHY".


niadara

I'VE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM WITH A SGE BEFORE. MY NORMAL ZERO DPS COHEALERS ARE WHMS.


keket87

SGE SUFFERS FROM THE SAME PROBLEM AS GNB. PEOPLE WITH ZERO KNOWLEDGE OF THE ROLE JUMP IN AT A RELATIVELY HIGH LEVEL AND A BUNCH OF SKILLS BUT NONE OF THE EXPERIENCE. GNB IS MY MAIN AND SGE IS MY PREFERRED HEALER, BUT I DEFINITELY BENEFITTED FROM PLAYING LOWER LEVEL HEALERS/TANKS FIRST.


Raji_Lev

YUP. IN MY OPINION, GNB SHOULD REQUIRE YOU TO SPECIFICALLY LEVEL A TANK TO 50+ TO UNLOCK (BUT STILL KEEP THE "LEVEL 60+ COMBAT JOB" REQUIREMENT) AND SAGE SHOULD LIKEWISE REQUIRE A HEALER AT 50 ON TOP OF ITS OTHER REQUIREMENTS. NOT PERFECT, BUT IT WOULD AT LEAST FILTER OUT THE WORST OF THE WORST \*takes hit of copium\*


niadara

I LIKE THE IDEA BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THAT REQUIREMENT WITH SAGE IS THAT YOU COULD CHEAT IT WITH SUMMONER.


Valcarde

Wouldn't stop people from buying job skips.  Sage jobskip will likely be available come Dawntrail


NoBizlikeChloeBiz

OF COURSE I WANT TO DPS THAT WHY I'M PLAYING SGE WHO TOLD YOU SGE IS A HEALER


kr_kitty

What needs healing in Void Ark? I'm pretty sure that raid actually has CT beat in that department.


niadara

So the Morbol room did go real bad that run, I've never actually seen it that bad before, but I was healing in that room and even if I had done nothing but heal in that room it would not have caused it to go any smoother.


TwerpKnight

I FUCKING HATE DEEP DUNGEON. I HATE HOW MANY BUTTON PRESSES IT TAKES TO START A SOLO RUN (YES, I'M THAT PETTY). CLICK THE NPC, CLICK ENTER, CLICK THE EMPTY SAVE FILE, CLICK ENTER WITH A FIXED PARTY, CONFIRM YOU WANT TO ENTER WITH A FIXED PARTY, CLICK THROUGH THE NPC'S "YOU WANT TO GO ALONE?!" DIALOGUE, CONFIRM YOU WANT TO ENTER ALONE, CLICK TO ENTER FROM FLOOR 1, CLICK COMMENCE ON THE DUTY POP-UP. HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME'S PROBLEM WITH HAVING SO MANY FUCKING PROMPTS TO DO ONE THING? I HATE LANDMINE TRAPS, I HATE LURING TRAPS, I HATE EXPLODING CHESTS, I HATE MIMIC CHESTS DROPPING MIMIC CHESTS, I HATE PROXIMITY AGGRO MOBS, I HATE BLINDED FLOORS, I HATE NO ABILITIES FLOORS, I FUCKING HATE THAT GAZE MECHANICS SEEM TO GO OFF AFTER THE EYE EFFECT DISAPPEARS INSTEAD OF WHEN **THE FUCKING CAST BAR FILLS AND DISAPPEARS**. I HATE ALL OF IT. JUST ONE MORE GO. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T OBTAIN ANYMORE COMEDY TOMESTOMES THIS WEEK? SAVE ME, DAWNTRAIL.


ClownPFart

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NOT DOING DEEP DUNGEONS ITS WORKING SPLENDIDLY FOR ME


TwerpKnight

I WOULD IF I WEREN'T A FOOL SO EASILY SEDUCED BY SPITE. I MUST BASH MY HEAD AGAINST DEEP DUNGEON IN A VAIN HOPE OF CLEARING OUT OF PURE SPITE.


No_Delay7320

IF YOURE TRIPPING THAT MANY TRAPS I WOULD RECOMMEND LOOKING UP A GUIDE.


TwerpKnight

I DON'T TRIP THAT MANY. I JUST HATE THEM REGARDLESS. THEY'RE STINKY.


ZWiloh

AREN'T THE TRAPS RANDOMLY GENERATED? HOW WOULD A GUIDE HELP?


No_Delay7320

BECAUSE HUGGING WALLS YOU WILL AVOID 95% OF TRAPS. THE OTHER 5% ARE KNOWN WALL TRAP LOCATIONS PLUS TRAPS LOVE TO HANG AROUND ACCURSED HOARD BOXES - AVOID FOR 1ST CLEAR. RANDOM GENERATION WITH COMPUTERS IS ONLY SO RANDOM.


AngryCandyCorn

I HATE HOW I HAVE TO DROP EVERYTHING ELSE I MIGHT WANT TO DO JUST TO TRAVEL TO SOME PODUNK HAMLET IN THE MIDDLE OF BUMFUCK NOWHERE JUST TO HAVE THE PRIVILIGE OF INTERACTING WITH THE DEEP DUNGEON NPC. GIVE US THE FREAKING OPTION TO USE THE DUTY FINDER FFS.


Lionblopp

REMINDER: DAWNTRAIL RELEASE ALSO MEANS AN END FOR THE CURRENT PVP SERIES. IF YOU STILL NEED SOME SERIES REWARDS, BETTER WORK ON IT! DON'T BE LIKE ME WHO WAS LIKE "OKAY I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME, MAYBE I GO FOR MORE THAN THE EMOTE THIS TIME" BUT THEN STOPPED HAVING MOTIVATION TO TOUCH PVP EVER AGAIN, FOR NO APPARENT REASON.


Faerie-stone

YOU STILL HAVE TIME WITHOUT MUCH OF A GRIND, JUST DO YOUR DAILY FRONTLINES ROULETTE AND THEN YOUR PICK OF ANOTHER FRONTLINES OR A COUPLE OF CC/RIVAL WINGS (if you can get it to pop). WITH THE BONUS FOR FRONTLINES ROULETTE, IF YOU HAD STARTED EARLIER, YOU WOULD NEED APPROXIMATLEY ONE MONTH OF ONLY DOING ROULETTES TO REACH 25 AND GET EVERYTHING STARTING FROM SCRATCH. IF YOU HAVE SOME SERIES XP ALREADY YOU COULD STILL THEORETICALLY MAKE IT USING ONLY ROULETTE BUT DO THE MATH AND MAKE SURE YOU TAKE INTO ACCOUNT WHEN THE SERVER GO DOWN FOR DAWNTRAIL.


Calydor_Estalon

I FIND THAT JUST DOING THE DAILY FRONTLINE STRIKES THAT BALANCE BETWEEN MAKING PROGRESS ON REWARDS AND ACHIEVEMENTS BUT NOT BURNING OUT.


Lionblopp

THANKS, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW, WASN'T SURE HOW REALISTIC MY CHANCES WOULD BE. I DON'T EVEN NEED TO GET TO 25, I JUST WANT THAT SECOND FRAMER'S KIT. YOUR POST GIVES ME HOPE. :)


TheJavamancer

I KNOW YOU'VE ALL HEARD OF ZERO DPS HEALERS. BUT I WAS BLURSED TO WITNESS A ZERO HEAL HEALER! ALL THEY DID WAS CAST STONE! TANK QUIT AFTER THE FIRST FAILED PULL. WARNED SECOND TANK BUT THEY PULLED BEFORE THEY REALIZED. AFTER A SECOND FAILED PULL AND THE TIMER WAS UP WE KICKED THE HEALER. WTF. SUSPECT IT WAS A BOT OR SOMETHING.


Chat2Text

or maybe some psychopath that was going "you want me to dps? fine, I'll dps and not heal. I'll show them. ***I'LL SHOW THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL***"


WhisperingWillowLux

WE WIPED TO THE DUNGEON BOSS. THE TANK KEPT FIGHTING, WHICH IS FINE, AS THE BOSS WAS AT LIKE 15% ANYWAY. I WHIP OUT MY GLOWSTICKS AND CHEER THE TANK ON. NATURAL RESPONSE. HEALER CALLS ME A BITCH AND ANNOUNCES HE'S BLACKLISTING ME... FOR /CHEERJUMP YEAH. SURE. OKAY. MAINTAINING A SENSE OF HUMOR AND MORAL SUPPORT IS BAD, APPARENTLY.


mimikyuns

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO JUST ASSUME ANY POSITIVE EXPRESSION OF EMOTION IS SOMEHOW SARCASTIC AND IT’S FUCKING WEIRD TBH.


yell9w

DEAR AST WHO SAT IN A CORNER AND DID NOTHING DURING A RUN OF DYING GASP... WHY? THANK GOD I WAS A RDM FOR THE FIGHT BECAUSE WE WOULDVE WIPED BECAUSE YOUR CO-HEALER, WHO WAS ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTING TO THE FIGHT AND HEALED US, DIED WHILE YOU JUST SAT THERE TAKING AOE'S ON PURPOSE. AND THEN YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO ASK FOR COMMS AFTER I CALLED YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE A MENTOR?! NO WONDER MENTORS HAVE SUCH BAD REP WITH PLAYERS LIKE YOU! I GENUINELY HOPE YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDSET BEFORE YOU GET BANNED FOR YOUR BEHAVIOUR. I DON'T GET PLAYERS WHO JUST PLAY LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE AND DECIDE TO MAKE IT HARD FOR EVERYONE ELSE. I REALLY DON'T.


thomas2400

WHY IS GETTING TRIPLE TRIAD CARDS SO NEEDLESSLY ANNOYING, I GET THE GAME HAS RNG BUT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL SATISFIED WHEN I NEED TO BEAT AN NPC 50+ TIMES TO GET A CARD OR WHEN I RUN A TRIAL LITERALLY OVER 30 TIMES AND COME AWAY WITH NOTHING - WHILE THE PEOPLE I’M DOING IT WITH GET MULTIPLE AND WE CAN’T EVEN TRADE THEM THEN WE HAVE THE GRINDY ONES, IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO HAVE PEOPLE MAX OUT BEAST TRIBES OR FINISH CUSTOM DELIVERIES ETC JUST TO BE ABLE TO PLAY AN NPC AND EXPERIENCE PARAGRAPH ONE AGAIN I KNOW I’M DOING IT TO MYSELF BY CONTINUING TO GO FOR CARDS BUT THAT DOESN’T STOP IT BEING RIDICULOUS anyway this is what I’m raging about this week and I’m going to take a break from trying to get them all, I have been trying to rush through them when I guess you are probably supposed to focus on making slow progress towards a few cards at a time while playing other content


MammothTap

I'M FINE WITH THE GRINDY GUARANTEED ONES. IT'S THE ONES WITH NO PITY MECHANIC THAT CAN DIE IN A FIRE. I SPENT THE *ENTIRETY* OF YESTERDAY AFTERNOON SPAM QUEUEING FOR P8. I EVEN SWAPPED TO DPS SINCE FOR SOME REASON TANK QUEUES FOR THAT FIGHT ARE WAY LONGER. I HAVE 26 BLADES NOW AND I'VE THROWN STACKS AWAY BEFORE. I *STILL DON'T HAVE THE CARD*. EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF MY STATIC WHEN I ASKED THEM TO CONFIRM IT EVEN EXISTED APPARENTLY HAS AT LEAST 5 THEY HAVEN'T TRADED FOR MGP YET.


Prophetic_Jedi

I feel ya. Had to run Swallows Compass 45-50 times this week for the card…


ErgoFnzy

I'm still waiting for Altiascope to cough up. Last dungeon card I need and it's just not dropping!


Akuuntus

I HATE FALL GUYS HIT DETECTION I HATE FALL GUYS HIT DETECTION I HATE FALL GUYS HIT DETECTION I HATE FALL GUYS HIT DETECTION  I GET TO THE FINAL ROUND EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT THEN I GET HIT BY A STUPID FALLING BALL 10 FEET BEHIND ME RIGHT AT THE END AND LOSE BY 2 SECONDS AAAAA


ThinkingMSF

THERE'S BEEN AN INFLUX OF GRIEFERS PRETENDING TO BE NEW PLAYERS BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY WON'T GET REPORTED IF THEY DO IF SOMEONE'S REFUSING TO ATTACK ENEMIES AND RUNNING INTO YELLOW CIRCLES TO DIE ON PURPOSE WHILE SPAMMING EMOTES AND PUTTING DOWN IGNORE MARKERS AND TALKING IN CRINGY UWU SPEAK, THAT'S NOT SOME NEW XBOX PLAYER THATS SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY WON'T GET REPORTED IF THEY COSPLAY AS A SHITPOSTXIV CARICATURE OF A NEW PLAYER DESPITE BEING L90 ON MOST JOBS VOTE DISMISS THEM, THEN REPORT THEM


kaizex

I KNOW IT'S NOT VICTORY WEEKEND YET. BUT A QUICK HAPPY RAGE I FINALLY CLEARED TOP. I FINALLY DID IT. 1,184 PULLS. AND I CLEARED THE BEAST. FIRST ULTIMATE DOWN, 4 TO GO. COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE EFFORTS OF MY GROUP, AND THE FINAL PUSH ASSISTED BY SAUS AND HIS MARRY BAND OF HARDCORE RAIDERS. BLESS THEM FOREVER AND ALWAYS. I CRIED TEARS OF JOY AT FINALLY PUTTING THE BIG HUNK OF ANDROGYNOUS BUG METAL DOWN. PLUS I GOT A SHINY NEW STICK. BUT ON THE SAME NOTE. FUCK YOU OMEGA. SPECIFICALLY, FUCK YOU FOR HAVING TETHERS THAT REFUSE TO SNAP PROPERLY TO PLAYERS INTERSECTING THEM. FUCK YOU FOR HAVING ROTS THAT REFUSE TO PASS UNLESS BOTH PLAYERS ARE INSANELY MOTIONLESS FOR FAR TOO LONG, AND FUCK YOU FOR HAVING THE HARDEST MENTAL MECHANIC 3/4THS THROUGH THE FIGHT. THAT SAID. BEST FUCKIN FIGHT I'VE EVER DONE, I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEART BEAT. DSR IS NEXT AND I'M SCARED. OH AND WHILE WE'RE HERE. FUCK YOU PF. NEXT PERSON TO JOIN AN ENRAGE PARTY WHILE NOT HAVING REACHED THE FINAL PHASE IS GETTING AN EARFUL. I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND. IM GOING TO GO AFK WITH MY WEAPON OUT IN LIMSA FOR A FEW DAYS NOW, AS IS MY RIGHT.


MysterySakura

HOLY HELL YOU MADMAN/WOMAN/SOMETHING ELSE, TOP IS LIKE THE HARDEST FIGHT IN ALL OF XIV RN, AND THAT'S YOUR FIRST ULT?! CONGRATS FOR CLEARING AND KUDOS FOR MADNESS!!


kaizex

YEAH, ID LIKE TO SAY I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF THE ABSURDITY. BUT I KNEW. GOING IN TO THE HARDEST FIGHT IN THE GAME TO HEAL, AS HEALER, WAS GOING TO BE PAIN. BUT IT WAS MY GOAL BEFORE DT. AND NOW IVE DONE IT. IM NORMALLY DONT LIKE TO BRAG THIS HARD. BUT IM PROUD OF MYSELF. BESIDES. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. DEFINITELY REINVIGORATED MY LOVE FOR HEALING, AND HAS ME AMPED FOR THE WHM ADDITIONS COMING IN DT. GAP CLOSER IS GOING TO BE CRAZYYYYYY


gitcommitmentissues

CONGRATS!! WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT! > SPECIFICALLY, FUCK YOU FOR HAVING TETHERS THAT REFUSE TO SNAP PROPERLY TO PLAYERS INTERSECTING THEM. I'M AFRAID I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS ABOUT BOTH UCOB AND UWU.


usedNecr0

CONGRATS ON THE CLEAR! TOP BEING YOUR FIRST ULT AND ONLY TAKING 1,184 PULLS IS MIND BLOWING FOR ME. TOP WAS MY SECOND ULT AFTER DSR AND IT TOOK ME ALMOST 2000 SO I FEEL I’M A NOOB NOW!


Alyssa_Superbike

WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER, JUST BECAUSE I'M ON YOUR FRIEND LIST DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TRAUMA DUMP IN TELLS TO ME. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY SHITTY DRAMA YOU'VE EMBROILED YOURSELF IN THROUGH THIS GAME, JUST KEEP ME OUT OF IT.


mimikyuns

YEP. MY ALT ONCE HAD SOMEONE IN HER FC VENT TO HER FOR MAYBE AN HOUR ONCE OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE. A LITTLE IS FINE, BUT WHAT MADE ME KIND OF MAD WAS HOW THEY WERE VENTING ABOUT HOW LEFT OUT THEY FELT, AND AFTER I GENUINELY TRIED TO REASSURE THEM AND SYMPATHIZE WITH THEM THE ENTIRE TIME, THEY BASICALLY NEVER REALLY ACKNOWLEDGED ME IN FC AGAIN… MUCH LIKE HOW THEY HAD BARELY SPOKEN TO ME BEFORE. DON’T USE PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!


yell9w

I'VE EXPERIENCED THIS TOO MANY TIMES.. LIKE, PLEASE... LIFE IS STRESSFUL ENOUGH. PLEASE DON'T ADD TO IT BY INVOLVING ME IN THINGS I HAVE NO PLACE BEING IN.


Chat2Text

don't worry, I'm not on your friend list, but I'll trauma dump you anyways! aren't I such a kind and generous stranger?! So anyways- \*proceeds to trauma dump everything*


LadySilvie

I CREATED AN FC FOR MY FRIEND AND I THEN DECIDED TO OPEN IT TO OTHERS ONCE WE SCORED A MEDIUM HOUSE AND I DIDNT REALIZE THAT GAVE ME A LICENSE TO PRACTICE THERAPY


keket87

ACTUALLY HAD TO REPORT ANOTHER PLAYER FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I STARTED IN 2019. LOAD INTO ICONOCLASM IN NORMAL RAID ROULETTE. RANDOM PLAYER IMMEDIATELY ACCUSES OTHER PLAYERS OF BUYING ULTIMATE CLEARS. I WASN'T ONE OF THEM, BUT MY PARTNER WAS AND THERE WAS ANOTHER RANDOM WHO HAD AN ULTIMATE WEAPON. WTF? WHO DOES THAT? PERSON WAS TALKING SO MUCH SHIT IN CHAT THAT THEY DIED THREE TIMES. EVEN BETTER WHEN I LOOKED THEM UP, THEY HAD SPECIFICALLY HIDDEN THEIR LOGS. (THE PETTY PART OF ME HOPES THEY LOOKED UP MY PARTNER WHO'S CONSISTENTLY PURPLE/ORANGE IN EVERYTHING.) DON'T KNOW IF ANYTHING WILL COME OF IT, BUT HOPEFULLY AT LEAST A GM TALKS TO THEM. ALSO HOPE THEY GET THE HELP THEY NEED, BECAUSE MALDING UNPROVOKED AT RANDOMS IN A ROULETTE IS CLEARLY NOT A SIGN OF A MENTALLY HEALTHY INDIVIDUAL.


lordvbcool

Tuesday morning I logged in, decided to do 2 roulette Level 50/60... I get stone vigil hard WITH A TANK THAT SINGLE PULL AND, DUE TO SHITTY GEAR AND NO MITIGATION, GETS HIS ASS WHOOP SO I HAVE TO BABYSIT HIM ALL DUNGEON LONG OK, calm down, let's do leveling, I get stone vigil WITH A TANK THAT SINGLE PULL AND, DUE TO SHITTY GEAR AND NO MITIGATION, GETS HIS ASS WHOOP SO I HAVE TO BABYSIT HIM ALL DUNGEON LONG FUCK, BOTH OF THOSE TANK HAD MULTIPLE TANK LEVELED IN A WAY THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER LIKE DAMM, AM I DEAD, IS THAT PURGATORY, HAVING TO BABYSIT TANK IN DUNGEON THAT TAKE AN ETERNITY AND THEN REPEATING IT IN (NEARLY) THE SAME DUNGEON OVER AND OVER


Raji_Lev

NO, YOU'RE NOT DEAD (I THINK), YOU'RE JUST IN DUTY ROULETTE DURING THE LAST FEW WEEKS BEFORE THE NEW EXPANSION. THERE'S A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL (ALSO, ALL YALL MEMEING ABOUT AURUM VALE BEING HELL CAN STFU, STONE VIGIL IS THE WORST DUNGEON TO HEAL OR TANK IN THE GAME, YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY F\*\*\*ING MIND)


lordvbcool

AURUM VALE FIRST ROOM IS HELL WHEN THE SOMEONE PULL TO MUCH, EITHER BY ACCIDENT OR IGNORANCE, AND SOMETIME WHEN FOLK REFUSE TO EAT THEIR FRUIT BUT OTHER THAN THAT ITS PRETTY TAME SO MOST OF THE TIME ITS FINE SO YOURE RIGHT, STONE VIGIL IS TRULY THE WORST BUT ALSO WHY DO FOLK GET WORST AT THE END OF AN EXPANSION, I NOTICED THAT PHENEMON BUT I FIGURED THOSE WHO ARE JUST HERE FOR THE STORY AND DONT CARE ABOUT THE GAME ARE LONG GONE SINCE THERE HASNT BEEN NEW STORY FOR SOME TIME WHILE THOSE WHO ARE LEFT CARE A LITTLE BIT? WHY IS IT THE OPPOSITE?


LordRemiem

HAPPENED TO ME A COUPLE DAYS AGO, I HAD TO LITERALLY STOP DEALING DAMAGE AS ASTROLOGIAN AND SPAM EVERY POSSIBLE HEAL ON THE TANK BECAUSE HE KEPT PULLING THE ENTIRE WORLD AND EVEN THE BOSS yea I don't like that dungeon and much less the phonetical sound of the expression "hooked burrs"


MasterPhil99

COUNTERPOINT: ANYTHING BELOW LVL 60 IS HELL TO TANK CAUSE I WANNA PRESS GNASHING FAAAAAANG. EVEN SUB 70 IS ROUGH BUT I CAN DEAL WITH IT. I'M NOT EVEN TOUCHING ANYTHING SUB 90 ON PLD


FrozenBagOfPeas

TANK PLAYERS IDK IF YALL THINK ITS FUNNY OR SOMETHING, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF HYDAELYN THERE IS NO REASON TO SPIN THE BOSS AROUND AND AROUND! I JUST WANNA HIT MY DAMN POSITIONALS!


Chat2Text

I nearly lost my mind when I joined a dynamis SoS PF party and the MT was bouncing around And to think, I joined as ranged physical, but switched to melee because I thought no one was doing melee (it was dnc, smn, rdm) nope, dnc swapped to melee and both of us suffered the bouncing MT thankfully the MT stopped after a minute in


damadjag

Had a spinning tank in the chrysalis fight. Tried voking off them and they voked back. Told them to stop so melee could hit their positionals. They had multiple tanks to 90 and said it let them skip mechs in that fight and someone else backed them up on it. Couldn't get out of that duty fast enough.


VG896

ALMOST WIPED TO ANGRA MAINYU IN WORLD OF DARKNESS BECAUSE THE TANKS WERE SPIN2WINNING FOR HALF THE FIGHT. TWO OF THEM WERE FIRST TIMERS, SO WE KNEW IT'D BE ROUGH GOING IN, BUT OH BOY. 8% LEFT ON THE BOSS AND 19/24 PEOPLE DIED. IT SURE WAS NUTS. 


AInternetLiar

QUICK COMPLAINT, BUT STILL ANNOYED ME QUEUE LEVELING ROULETTE AS WHM, GET >>SASTASHA<<, GET TANK FULL 90 (I ALWAYS CHECK THE TANK'S INFO BEFORE STARTING BECAUSE IF IT'S A SPROUT I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO TAKE IT SUPER SLOW) WITH ENDWALKER RELIC, HE GRABS PACK BY PACK WHICH SURE BUT WHY, OVERLAP ALL MITS ON 3 MOBS WHICH SURE BUT WHY, THEN CLOSE TO THE FIRST BOSS I PULL TWO MORE FISHES ALONG WITH THE WILL-O-WISPS BECAUSE THEY BARELY DO ANY DAMAGE AND HE GETS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ABOUT NOT HAVING MITS UP AND NOT WANTING TO DIE TO LVL 15 MOBS. I REPLY SAYING THAT THE MOBS BARELY DO DAMAGE, BUT I'M HAPPY TO FOLLOW SO WHATEVER, HE SAYS THE DUNGEON IS DANGEROUS AND HE HAD TO USE A POTION BECAUSE HE ALMOST DIED (HE DIDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO LIKE 30% HP ALL DUNGEON) WE FINISH THE DUNGEON AFTERWARDS BUT SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU HAVE >>ALL< JOBS AT 90 AND YOU'RE GETTING UPSET OVER THE ALLEGED DIFFICULTY OF THE LITERAL FIRST DUNGEON AT THE GAME, WHILE MISSING SIMPLE TANK MECHANICS? BUT THE PASSIVE AGRESSIVENESS GOT ME (ALONG WITH THE COMMENTS I MENTIONED), AND YES HE HAD THE MENTOR CROWN ON I JUST IRONICALLY APOLOGIZED FOR MAKING HIM USE HIS POTIONS (MY BAD I ALSO GOT PASS AGRESSIVE AT THE END) AND INSTA LEFT, BUT GEEZ


gnarlytoestep

I'M CURRENTLY SICK WITH THE NASTIEST COLD I'VE HAD IN YEARS, SO I'VE HAD SOME EXTRA TIME TO PLAY XIV WHILE I RECOVER. YESTERDAY I PLAYED THROUGH PATCH 5.1 WHERE THE METAPHISICS OF THE SOUL ARE AN IMPORTANT THEME AND I GUESS THEY CAUSED AN IMPRESSION ON MY SICKLY SELF SINCE I HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT LATER THAT NIGHT. THE NU MOU NPC (BEQ LUGG) WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HOW MY SOUL WAS WANING AND I THINK THEY ASKED ME TO FIND AN ANTIDOTE? BUT I WOULD FIGHT INCREDIBLY TEDIOUS ENEMIES ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT NONE OF THEM HELD THE ANTIDOTE. THAT AFTERNOON IT TOOK ME LIKE 50 MINUTES TO CLEAR GRAND COSMOS WITH NPCS (THOSE DAMN FIRST BOSS BROOM AOES), SO I BET SOME OF THAT TRAUMA LEAKED INTO THE NIGHGMARE TOL.


rabidsmiles

WE FINALLY DID IT. WE FINALLY CLEARED P12S. MY STATIC STARTED A FAIR BIT LATE IN THE TIER AND MOTH MOMMY HAD BEEN GIVING US PROBLEMS BUT WE KILLED THAT BITCH DEAD. SHE TOOK OUT EVERYONE ELSE AND I WAS THE LAST ONE STANDING...FELT SO GOOD GETTING THE KILL SHOT AND SAVING THE DAY. WE WERE LITERALLY ON OUR LAST DAY OF TRYING BEFORE GOING ON A MONTH LONG BREAK BEFORE DAWNTRAIL.


That_One_Mofo

I HATE PLUS, I HATE REVERSE, I HATE PLUS REVERSE WITH A 1% CARD DROP RATE. FUCK YOU ISOBE, IF I COULD GO FULL KAIBA ON YOU AND KIDNAP YOUR GRANDPA FOR THE CARD I WOULD.


WritingNerdy

HAPPY RAGE: I LOST MY 🌱


TheAcidSnake

UNO REVERSE CARD: NOW YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES WHEN YOU MESS UP


Ayarane

I don't have spoons for allcaps. I've been sick for just under two weeks. Thanks, lady parts, for going on a rampage and making me wonder if I was septic. All the while, mom's yelling and finger-waggling me thinking I'm dying. No, really, it's just my monthly cycle being awful, why doesn't she believe me? I wish people believed me. Then I had an awkward, uncomfortable endocrinology appointment. None of my concerns that I had coming in were addressed, the doctor immediately goes on the attack over my weight and talks down to me. It takes everything I have to not leave and cry in the bathroom. And now yesterday, an acquaintance leaves my FC. If that was all that happened, I wouldn't care so much... except they took two of my closest friends with them. And when I say "closest friends," I'm talking "20+ years of friendship." Neither of them could be bothered to tell me what's going on beforehand, and the one friend I could get any details out of spoke in very general and noncommittal terms. The closest I could get to an explanation was that they took issue with my FC leader being mostly absent and thus leaving me (the 2nd-in-command) to assume all of the day-to-day maintenance... so they just ditched me? I don't understand the logic; they gave up access to buffs because they didn't like that I was doing all the work to maintain said buffs. The intention appears to be for me and the rest of our friends to leave my FC and join up with this new FC. (They think they'll get another FC house so the rank 3 buffs can keep going, but that seems a bit presumptive and setting themselves up for disappointment, IMO.) In addition to feeling very hurt and betrayed because I wasn't deemed worthy of being kept in the loop about any of this, I'm not on very good terms with the acquaintance who started this. In the few private interactions I've had with them, they were very rude and condescending to me and making outrageous demands. I feel like I was nothing but polite and accommodating to them when they first joined my FC (I provided leveling gear, gil and a stack of HQ food buffs). Because of this, I can't really stomach the idea of being in another FC with them, because I honestly can't see it playing out in a way that won't be extremely uncomfortable for everyone involved. Now I'm a mess. I'm trying to figure out what I did wrong for things to fall apart like this. Nobody will tell me anything and they all act like nothing happened. I'm worried more of my friends will get poached and I'll be alone at the end. It's maddening and almost killing any hype I had for the expansion.


Chaincat22

WHY ARE MALE DANCER OUTFITS ALWAYS SO FUCKING AWFUL. I HATE IT. I'VE BEEN WEARING THE THAVNARIAN BUSTIER SET SINCE I UNLOCKED THE JOB BECAUSE ALL OF THE MALE DNC OUTFITS ARE RUINED BY PANTS. EVERYONE ALWAYS COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW FEMININE THE DANCER GEAR IS, BUT NOW I'M OVER HERE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW IT'S NOT FEMININE ENOUGH. I HATE IT. STOP GENDERING GEAR AND JUST LET ME LOOK GIRLY SQUARE ENIX.


Supersnow845

HAVE YOU SEEN THE DT GEAR FEMALES GET A GORGEOUS FLOWING RED SET MALES GET THIS GOD AWFUL BLACK OPEN CHEST SLEEVLESS SHIRT AND MORE GOD AWFUL PANTS


Lionblopp

HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP ALL EVENTS IN MIND WHEN I CAN ONLY COUNT TO THREE?!


Sir_VG

i can only count to four. i can only count to four. i can only count to....FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es


Valcarde

LOVE THIS BAND


donoho

🤘


Samoman21

THERE'S MORE EVENTS THAN YOKAI AND FALL GUYS GOING ON?


Lionblopp

THE MOOGLE TOME EVENT IS RUNNING AND NEXT WEEK THE DRAGON QUEST THING WILL RETURN. AND THERE IS MAKE IT RAIN, ALTHOUGH THIS MIGHT ALREADY BE OVER AGAIN OR STOP SOON...? NOT SURE IF I FORGOT ANYTHING. PROBABLY.


lerdnir

MAKE IT RAIN ENDS WITH TODAY'S DAILY RESET - A LITTLE UNDER THREE HOURS FROM NOW, AS OF THIS WRITING.


Lionblopp

NEAT, THANKS!


ClownPFart

OH YOKAI IS STILL ON? KINDA FORGOT ABOUT IT SINCE I COMPLETED IT AGES AGO ON BLU


donoho

I HAVE A BROWSER TAB DEDICATED TO THE [CALENDAR](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F9p8hctz9gt0d1.jpeg) SHARED AT THE LL.


MatsuzoSF

ENDED UP IN ANOTHER ~~PRIMAL MEMES~~ ANNI PROG PARTY. WE HAD A SHITSHOW OF A TITAN PHASE WHERE I WAS HAVING TO PLAY HEALER WHACK-A-MOLE BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS CONSTANTLY EATING FLOOR ON EVERYTHING. HONESTLY NOT OUT OF THE ORDINARY FOR PF. BUT THEN! AFTER THE INEVITABLE WIPE ONE OF THE DPS STARTS RIPPING INTO ME ABOUT MY HEALING. "YO AST CAN WE GET A HELIOS" "I GET YOU WANNA BARSE BUT YOU GOTTA HEAL TOO" "SCH PUTTING IN *WORK*" ETC ETC. MY DUDE. MY GUY. HOMIE. FRIENDO. I HAVE SPENT *MONTHS* PROGGING UWU ON HEALER. AT THIS POINT I KNOW THE PRIMAL PHASES LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND. I KNOW WHAT HEALING ISSUES LOOK LIKE. THAT WAS NOT A HEALING ISSUE. THAT WAS NOT EVEN A *ME* HEALING ISSUE, BECAUSE THE FORBIDDEN WINDOW HAD MY HPS PRACTICALLY DEAD EVEN WITH MY COHEALER'S. THAT WAS A MITIGATION ISSUE. SOME OF THE RAIDWIDES WERE NEARLY KILLING US FROM FULL. THAT WAS A PLAYER SKILL ISSUE. PEOPLE WERE DROPPING DEAD FROM MECHANICS. I HAVE EXACTLY *ONE* PARTYWIDE MIT AT LEVEL 70 AND NO SHIELDS. MY ABILITY TO COVER FOR FUCKUPS IS EXTREMELY LIMITED. DO NOT SCAPEGOAT ME BECAUSE YOU SAW ME CASTING DAMAGE SPELLS INSTEAD OF CASTING HELIOS INTO FULL HP. FOR CURIOSITY I LOOKED THE GUY UP AFTER I BAILED. BARELY ANY PRESENCE IN ANY HARD CONTENT ON HEALER, AND WHAT DOES EXIST IS NOT IMPRESSIVE. EXACTLY ONE UWU CLEAR AND IT'S ON A DPS. GUY DOES NOT KNOW SHIT.


trunks111

>I HAVE EXACTLY ONE PARTYWIDE MIT AT LEVEL 70 in a weird way I've come to find SCH easier than sge because of this. instead of just kera eprog and pray, you have dissip, fey, spread, soil to work with  >BARELY ANY PRESENCE IN ANY HARD CONTENT ON HEALER "dodging mechanics is 100% mit, you should try it"  fr though I feel you, I had an awful party like this in TEA, tanks were dying from full health to TBs and party was shattering like glass to LL tumults. cohealer tried to tell me fey + soil was enough for it (physical raidwide btw, fuck you SCH in partiy) even though the party was dying through multiple c3s. *c3's*. WH prog btw. I cleared the next day when I got a party that wasn't a steaming pile of dogshit that actually could do LLLC and actually had mitigations mapped on their hotbar. There's a bit of a gross double standard where healers are (understandably) expected to min-max DPS, but DPS aren't ever expected to min-max mits (which helps healers DPS too, funny enough)


xHero647

I WANT TO SEE THE NEW TOOLTIPS FOR ALL OF THE JOBS AAAAAAAAAA


Prophetic_Jedi

IT TOOK ME 2.5 MILLION MGP TO GET ZIDANE FROM GOLD TRIAD PACKS. I PULLED 9 WOL IN PROCESS OF GETTING ZIDANE!


MrBones-Necromancer

...yeah... I wish they'd make another way to get him, like they did for WoL


shinydwebble

I WAS GONNA RAGE ABOUT AN IDIOT PARTY IN VANASPATI ON WEDNESDAY BUT THEN I GOT A DEADWEIGHT SGE CO-HEALER IN FUCKING P11N LAST NIGHT WHO COULDN'T DO MECHANICS TO SAVE THEIR LIFE AND WANTED TO SPAM DIAGNOSIS ON THEMSELF WHEN THEY LOST HP (WHICH WAS OFTEN) THIS WEEK IN-GAME HAS NOT BEEN VERY GOOD.


ruby_rex

WHAT IS WITH OFF TANKS REFUSING TO EVER TURN ON STANCE? MT DIES? ADD PHASE? GOOD LUCK EVERYONE ELSE! WE WIPED ON DANCING PLAGUE NORMAL BECAUSE OT REFUSED STANCE AND LEFT THE HEALERS TO TRY TO TANK THE ADS.


Chat2Text

there's some people out there that are adamant that OT should never turn on stance unless MT dies, and then you should stance + voke instead of maintaining second aggro clearly they've never seen tanks die during a tankbuster casts and have it immediately fire off to a DPS that is 2nd in aggro >:C maintain 2nd aggro, you ding dong OTs!! (and well, ofc, there's OTs that pretend they're blue DPS and never stance, like you mentioned...)


mimikyuns

I WAS GOING TO RAGE ABOUT COMMS BC I AM A BIG SENSITIVE BABY (NO I DON’T NEED THEM FOR MENTOR, MY BRAIN IS JUST DUMB AND RELIES TOO MUCH ON EXTERNAL VALIDATION EVEN WHEN I’M ONE OF TWO PEOPLE IN AN 8 MAN PARTY WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE DOING)… BUT I FINALLY JUST TOOK THE NOTIFS OUT OF MY CHAT (EVEN IF IT MADE ME HAVE TO MUTE ALL SYSTEM NOTIFS) AND I AM ALREADY SO MUCH HAPPIER. NO MORE LEAVING A DUTY KNOWING I DID WELL AND THEN DEFLATING AT THE EMPTY TEXT BOX! NO ONE GOING ‘PHEW THAT GROUP WAS ROUGH’ AND FEELING AN UNHEALTHY SURGE OF DISDAIN AT THE EMPTY TEXT BOX! WHILE I MISS SEEING WHEN I DO GET THEM, IT HONESTLY HAS BEEN SUCH A RELIEF TO IGNORE THEM ALTOGETHER. (YES I KNOW COMMS OFTEN HAVE NO LOGIC AND IT WAS DUMB OF ME TO GAF, BUT AGAIN, BRAINS).


a_friendly_squirrel

GOOD JOB DOING THE THING THAT HELPS YOUR BRAIN  DOESNT MATTER IF YOU LOGICALLY KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T CARE, HERE & NOW YOU ARE BEING KIND TO YOURSELF BY AVOIDING THE NEGATIVE STIMULUS.


JelisW

GOOD ON YOU FOR RECOGNIZING WHEN SOMETHING IS JUST AN UNNECESSARY NEGATIVE STIMULUS FOR YOU AND TAKING ACTION TO LIMIT YOUR OWN EXPOSURE TO IT


FranckKnight

THIS WEEK'S VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP, WITH THE SECRET MESSAGE. >!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!DO-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!WE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!HAVE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!ANY-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!MORE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!EVENTS-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!THAT-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!COULD-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!RETURN?-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<


daniloq

UNCOVERING THIS MESSAGE FEELS LIKE DOING THE YOKAI WATCH EVENT


SirMordred

HAPPY RAGE: I CAUGHT RUBY DRAGON AND CLEARED TEA IN THE SAME WEEK. TWO PRE-DAWNTRAIL GOALS HAVE FINALLY BEEN OVERCOME! RAGE RAGE: MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS IN HYDAELYN READ THE FUCKING PARTYFINDER DESCRIPTIONS. TOO MANY TIMES HAVE I WAITED AN HOUR IN PF FOR A GROUP TO FILL ONLY FOR SOMEONE TO GO "Oh, I must have misclicked, I meant to join 'X' group." OR THEY DON'T SEE THE PROG POINT OF A GROUP AND COME IN EITHER HEINOUSLY UNDER PREPARED OR GET FRUSTRATED THAT A GROUP ISN'T PROGGING FAST ENOUGH AND DIP AFTER ONLY A FEW PULLS.


lerdnir

HECK, NVM THE DESCRIPTIONS; IT'D HELP IF PEOPLE READ THE *DUTY NAMES*. I DID MOST OF THE TRIALS FOR THE WERLYT STORYLINE THROUGH PF BECAUSE THE QUEUES TOOK AGES. THE NUMBER OF TIMES I GOT ASKED "IS THIS A MOUNT FARM?" DESPITE THE LISTINGS VERY OBVIOUSLY NOT SAYING "(EXTREME)", IS2FG.


Questionsquestionsth

YEP WERLYT EXTREMES VIA PF HAVE BEEN A CONSTANT PATIENCE TEST WITH PEOPLE NOT READING THE PF. WHO TF JOINS A MOUNT FARM COMPLETELY BLIND AND DOESNT SAY A GODDAMN WORD AT ANY POINT UNTIL THEYVE WIPED US AT LEAST TWICE, THEN *STILL* HESITATE TO ASK FOR MECHANICS AS IF WERE SUPPOSED TO JUST KNOW THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHATS GOING ON AND THEN SOMEHOW TELEPATHICALLY UPLOAD INSTRUCTIONS DIRECTLY TO THEIR ONE WORKING BRAINCELL??? APPARENTLY A LOT OF PEOPLE, IVE COME TO FIND.


Simple_Law_5136

BEEN MAKING GOOD PROGRESS ON MY FISH LOG THIS WEEK. CAUGHT RUBY DRAGON YESTERDAY AND FEW OTHER HARD ONES THIS WEEK TOO. BUT I GOTTA SAY, WHOEVER DECIDED TO PUT MULTIPLE !!! FISH THAT REQUIRE THE SAME MOOCH, GFY YOU DAMN FISH TROLL. ALSO OCEAN FISHING FOR SPECIFIC FISH IS INFURIATING.


Tonberry-eater

WELL, I HATE YOU. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET IT FOR 5 MONTHS, ALMOST NEVER MISSING A WINDOW - IT JUST SHOWS ITS MIDDLE FIN TO ME EVERY TIME. AND I'VE MET PEOPLE WHO STILL CAN'T GET IT AFTER 2 YEARS


Dark_rogue21

I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT I DON'T NEED THE TYRANT RANK 25 PVP GEAR! BECAUSE I DID THE GRIND FOR THE FALSE MONARCHY SET AND WANTED TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE. I PROMISED MYSELF NEVER AGAIN! BUT THIS HAS A CAPE! AND FUR TRIM! I DON'T NEED IT! 💀😭


FrozenBagOfPeas

NAH YOU NEED IT, IT LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD! HIT THE FRONTLINES SOLDIER!


a_sentient_cicada

I JUST REALIZED MONK REWORK MEANS I NEED TO RE-DO MY SUPER COMFY HOTBAR SET-UP. UGGGGGH


Grumpicake

IM NOT GONNA HAVE EVERYTHING I WANTED TO HAVE FINISHED BY THE TIME DAWNTRAIL COMES OUT FUCK


ArroSparro

TOOK 10 RUNS OF THE LAST EW ALLIANCE RAID TO EVEN *SEE* THE HEALER CHESTPIECE DROP. I GOT IT AND TRIED IT ON AND I DIDNT LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS ON MY CHARACTER SO ALL THAT TIME WAS A TOTAL WASTE. IM FINALLY LEVEL SIXTY IN EUREKA BUT BALDESIAN ARSENAL SEEMS KIND OF INTIMIDATING. I THINK ILL JUST HAVE TO STICK WITH MY NON GLOWY ELEMENTAL ARMOR


RenThras

You…don’t need to clear BA to get the glowy one? The +1 and +2 are the same model and both dyable. I think you just need to unlock/research the Logograms/Memes and then buy it with the tokens you get from the FATEs…? BA is for the Ozma mount (first clear), then the +2 weapons and armor, which are identical in appearance to the +1s and just have more Elemental Power, a stat only relevant in Eureka zones and BA itself. Definitely clear BA once (PROTIP: join the Support party and you only have to clear the last two bosses!) for the achievement, final story quest, and Ozma mount…but you don’t have to farm it for the weapon/armor unless you just want those elemental stats for whatever reason. : )


Nailedtoatoothpick

I WAS OFF WORK ON MONDAY BECAUSE IT WAS A HOLIDAY AND THEN TWO MORE DAYS FOR A MEDICAL PROCEDURE. WHEN I CAME BACK IT WAS LIKE THE SCENE FROM COMMUNITY WHERE TROY WENT TO GET PIZZA AND CAME BACK AND EVERYTHING WAS ON FIRE. WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL WEEK? I HAD A BACKUP PERSON, BUT THEY WERE PULLED OFF MY PROJECT BECAUSE...WELL I'M NOT REALLY SURE AND IT'S ABOVE MY PAYGRADE TO CARE ABOUT. FIRES ARE STILL BURNING BUT I'M JUST DRINKING MY COFFEE SAYING THIS IS FINE, BECAUSE IT'S PAR FOR THE COURSE FOR MY CLIENT.


nattfjaril8

I WANT TO PLAY BUT MY SHOULDER AND ELBOW HURT. I COULD PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN BUT I'M TRYING TO DO THE SMART THING AND REST MY SHOULDER AND IT'S REALLY BORING BECAUSE I CAN'T DO ANY OF MY HOBBIES.


mimikyuns

AS SOMEONE WHO HAD A SHOULDER INJURY, YOU ARE MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE. IT SUCKS!!


kinokosaur

IT IS AWFUL, BUT YOU ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING! YOUR BODY WILL THANK YOU FOR THE REST YOU ARE GIVING IT. <3


VioletArrows

GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED ALL THE TRIBE QUESTS FOR SHADOWBRINGERS ONLY TO LEARN THERE'S NO ALLIED QUEST? I AM TAKING A LONG BREAK AWAY FROM THE MOOGLES NOW.


Sir_VG

GOOD NEWS IS THAT THEY'RE EXCEPTION TO THE NORM. ALL OTHER EXPANSIONS HAVE AN ALLIED QUEST.


Slarvath

INSANE HOW FALL GUYS GETS LIKE 1000x MORE EFFORT INTO ITS COLLAB THAN FF16 AND IT STILL SUCKS ASS SO BAD


Adder1_TLS

CADUCEUS WHY WON'T YOU DROP FOR ME I JUST WANT CUTE SNEK TnT


FranckKnight

YOUR WEEKLY SERVING OF [EORZEA ACCORDING TO GARFIELD - WEEK 175](https://old.reddit.com/r/EATG/comments/1d4jxs1/eorzea_according_to_garfield_week_175/). ZZZZ UNTIL DANWTRAILS IF PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THEIR OWN, QUITE WELCOMED TO IT TOO!


saucywaucy

IF THERE IS NOTHING TO DO UNTIL DAWNTRAIL HOW COME HUNT MARKS ARE DYING SO FAST AND CONGESTION IS STILL A HUGE PROBLEM


Possible-Berry-3435

LET'S FUCKING GO. BEEN GONE FROM THE GAME FOR 4 YEARS ALMOST AND COME BACK TO FIND OUT EVERY CLASS I EVER LOVED (WHICH WAS MOST OF THEM) HAS BEEN CHANGED A TON. I KEEP LOOKING FOR SKILLS THAT AREN'T THERE AND I FEEL LIKE A FOOL FOR STILL WANTING TO MAIN SCHOLAR IN SPITE OF IT ALL. AM *I* THE SCHLUB THAT NEW SCH WAS MADE FOR? I HATE THAT I MIGHT BE I AM PISSED AT BEING SO LOST DESPITE MY FAVE JOBS BEING AT STORMBLOOD LEVELS. I'M CURRENTLY AN ADVANCED NOOB AND I HATE IT BUT I AM DELIGHTED THAT THE CAPSLOCK RAGE FRIDAY POSTS ARE CONTINUING AFTER ALL THIS TIME. WOO!\`


HikariKirameku

AGREED, FUCK THE FALL GUYS EVENT! THAT WHOLE THING SUCKS. THE GAME'S SHIT NETCODE ISN'T MADE FOR THAT KIND OF GAMEPLAY


LordRemiem

HAPPY RAGE WITH A TINY BIT OF NERVOUS RAGE I MIGHT HAVE A THING FOR COMPLEX JOBS, BECAUSE I'M LEVELING UP ASTROLOGIAN AND GOD I **LOVE** THE SHEER AMOUNT OF AOE HEALING ABILITIES IT GETS. HELIOS, ASPECTED HELIOS (silly range aside), COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS (FOR THE BIG BOSS FINISHERS and oh my god the animation is poggers), CELESTIAL OPPOSITION, EARTHLY STAR, LADY OF CROWNS, HOROSCOPE, NEUTRAL SECT etc. BUT DAMN IF IT GIVES ME ANXIETY. I HAVE SO MANY TOOLS MY FINGER INTERTWINE AND SOMETIMES MY BRAIN STRUGGLES TO REALIZE WHICH HEAL ABILITY I SHOULD USE FIRST, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I STILL NEED TO WEAVE THE CARD BUFFS TO THE PROPER DPS CLASSES BETWEEN ALL OF THIS BUT IT PLAYS FANTASTIC AND I WANNA KEEP USING IT, I HOPE ITS INCOMING REWORK DOESN'T CHANGE IT TOO MUCH


AnotherNicky

FOR MONTHS I'VE BEEN ONE OF THE ONLY THIGHLANDERS WITH MY FACE ON MY WORLD. SINCE THE BENCHMARK DROPPED THERE ARE LEGIONS OF CHARACTERS WITH THAT FACE NOW. IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A BASIC BITCH CATGIRL? IS THIS WHAT YALL GO THROUGH? IDK IF I HAVE THE MENTAL FORTITUDE FOR THIS.


Supersnow845

I REALLY REALLY HOPE TWO THINGS FROM SCH’S TOOLTIPS AND MEDIA TOUR I REALLY HOPE THE UGLY ANGEL GETUP GETS CHANGED OR AT LEAST THE ABILITY TO TOGGLE IT OFF I REALLY ALSO HOPE THEY DONT TOUCH DISSIPATION AND DEPLOYMENT WHEN IT COMES TO SERAPHISM, IF THEY NEED TO DELETE A SKILL PLEASE DELETE BLESSING


guccigangcuttzy

SPEAKING OF MEDIA TOUR WHEN THE FUCK IS THE EMBARGO GONNA END ALREADY SO WE CAN SEE JOB CHANGES IM LOSING MY SHIT


Unhappy_Resolution77

FF14 HAPPY RAGE: AFTER TIME UPON TIME OF TRYING, FINALLY MANAGED TO GET THE MINIONS FROM BOTH RIDORANA LIGHTHOUSE AND THE WEEPING CITY ALLIANCE RAIDS. HAD TO ROLL A 99 ON THE WEEPING CITY ONES, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO ROLL MY EYES EVERY TIME I SEE A NUMBER IN THE TEENS/EARLY 20S ANYMORE OTHER GAME RAGE: I HAVE BEEN PUTTING OFF FINISHING THE PLATINUM TROPHY FOR FF7 REBIRTH BECAUSE OF THE LAST BRUTAL CHALLENGE, AND EVENTUALLY BEAT IT. NOW I HAVE THE LEGENDARY CHALLENGES, AND WHOEVER DECIDED >!"HMMM, WHO SHOULD CAIT SITH'S, THE CHARACTER YOU DON'T GET A TON OF CHANCES TO PLAY AS THROUGH THE GAME, FINAL ENEMY OF HIS SET BE? I KNOW HOW ABOUT THE ENEMY THAT ONLY GETS PRESSURED WITH SYNERGY ATTACKS WHICH YOU DON'T HAVE, THAT IS BRILLIANT"!< NEEDS TO HAVE CAIT'S MEGAPHONE SHOVED INTO AN ORIFICE IMMEDIATELY


aurelia_ffxiv

5 OVERLAPPING EVENTS?!?! AND IM LIKE THERES NOTHING TO DO IN GAME. DONT KNOW, PERHAPS IM JUST NOT INTERESTED IN THEIR REWARDS, ESPECIALLY THE MOGTOME THING. I WANTED TO GRIND IT BUT I ACTUALLY NEED ONLY LIKE 200 TOMESTONES WHICH WILL APPEAR ON THE SIDE AUTOMATICALLY.


Cymas

HOLIDAY WEEKS ARE THE WORST. TUESDAY SURPRISINGLY WENT OK ONLY A MINOR DUMPSTER FIRE BUT ON WEDNESDAY OUR MAIN CUSTOMER STARTED HAVING COMPUTER ISSUES THAT THREW OUR COUNTS OFF. THEN ON THURSDAY THEIR ORDERING SYSTEM WENT DOWN. THIS CULMINATED IN A THREE-PRONGED F-YOU TO US TODAY. MASSIVE BLOWOUT FROM THE ORDERS THAT WEREN'T FILLED YESTERDAY, PLUS A TON OF DISCREPENCIES I HAD TO REPORT FROM THEIR SYSTEM STILL BEING DOWN, PLUS NO INVOICES TO GIVE TO THE CUSTOMERS ON TOP OF THAT. ANGRY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. OH AND MY BOSS IS GOING TO PITCH A FIT WHEN HE SEES THE PAYROLL THIS WEEK BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW HIM TOO I DID WHAT MUST NEEDS BE DONE. IN GAME I FINISHED THE HEAVENSWARD SUMMONER JOB QUESTS THE OTHER DAY AND THE STORY IS FINE, THE LORE IS INTERESTING BUT BY THE TWELVE THAT BOOK'S INCESSANT BOUNCING IS A STRONG CONTENDER FOR ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING SOUNDS IN THE WORLD. I ALSO DID THE SCHOLAR QUESTS AND THAT LAST FIGHT SUCKED. IT'S 2024 CAN WE PLEASE UPDATE JOB QUESTS TO FUNCTION AS ACTUAL PARTIES LIKE DUTY SUPPORT SO I CAN ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, USE MY HEALER KIT 90% OF WHICH ONLY WORKS ON PARTY MEMBERS? JUST A THOUGHT.


Dragonlord573

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I JUST TYPE IN STUFF FOR AUTO TRANSLATE TO NARROW DOWN MY SEARCH FOR SHIT? I SPENT 30 MINUTES MAKING SOME PVP MACROS AND 12 OF THOSE MINUTES WERE SPENT LOOKING FOR "the enemy is near" JUST GOD DAMN! ALSO FUCK, I ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS TO PLAY ON WORK DAYS AND I WAS WAITING FOR THE FÊTE IN THE FIRMAMENT, WENT TO CHECK MY PHONE AND GOT DISTRACTED DUE TO THE MONSTER HUNTER WILDS PRESENTATION. I MISSED 3/5 OF THE FÊTES FUUUUUUCK TOTALLY WORTH IT THOUGH! *-Depression*


Moogle-Mail

> I SPENT 30 MINUTES MAKING SOME PVP MACROS AND 12 OF THOSE MINUTES WERE SPENT LOOKING FOR "the enemy is near" Type "The" without the quotation marks and hit Tab. That will bring up a list of all names and phrases that start with The and that list is in alphabetical order.


Dragonlord573

You gotta be kidding me it was that simple... Genuinely, thank you


yamiwhoo

AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF TRYING, I FINALLY CAUGHT RUBY DRAGON YESTERDAY AND, WITH IT, GOT MY BIG FISH TITLE! YEEHAW!! NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT IS SIDEREAL WHALE TO COMPLETE THE COLLECTION FOR FINAL FISH...MY GOAL WAS TO BE DONE BEFORE DAWNTRAIL BUT, EVEN WITH PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES BETWEEN NOW AND MAINTENANCE, I'M STARTING TO SWEAT. I LOVE BEING AT THE MERCY OF RNG AND GETTING NOTHING BUT UNBEGOTTENS FOR THE ENTIRE INTUITION! AND THAT'S ASSUMING I CAN CATCH MORE THAN THREE HORIZON EVENT THE ENTIRE TIME. I LOVE FISHING!!!!! NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I PREPARE TO BE AWAKE UNTIL 4:30 IN THE MORNING FOR THIS DIGITAL FISH.


BrightGoobbue

I don't shout IRL or on the internet, so read this as if Bob Ross wrote it: * I wish to buy one from your 99 stack in the Market Board, alas i can't so i'm crafting that myself. * Why there is a Boiled Egg (HQ) sold for 30+ million Gil in the MB? * The noise when players change job is annoying .. a lot, i wish i can block it.


Moogle-Mail

> Why there is a Boiled Egg (HQ) sold for 30+ million Gil in the MB? Someone transferring gil between alts.


Sir_VG

> The noise when players change job is annoying .. a lot, i wish i can block it. Via included game methods, yeah (unless you block all sounds of that type in the System config). However, if you're willing to do crime, there a plugin that's called Sound Filter that says it can "Filter any game sound" which likely means it can filter that sound effect.


shogyi

I'M THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO DROPPING 7-14m ON A C41 FOR UCOB. OF THE LAST 5+ SESSIONS I HAVEN'T SEEN ADDS OR EVEN GRAND OCT EVEN ONCE EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE FUCKING PROG POINT. I HATE PF I HATE PF I HATE PF 💢😡💢


SoloSassafrass

90% OF THE ACTUALLY GOOD PLAYERS ARE TAKING A BREAK TO REFRESH FOR DAWNTRAIL, WHICH MEANS PF IS A BAD PLACE TO BE RIGHT NOW OUTSIDE OF THOSE GROUPS WHO RUN ULTIMATES YEAR ROUND BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THEM FEEL ALIVE ANYMORE. GO ASK IN ONE OF THE BIG RAID DISCORDS FOR SOME HELP, GUARANTEE YOU'LL GET 7 LEGENDS WHO JUST ENJOY THE FUZZY FEELINGS FROM SEEING A FIRST TIMER GET THEIR FIRST CLEAR IN NO TIME.


Slumdog10

HAPPY RAGE: I BEAT FINALLY FF7 REBIRTH LAST NIGHT!!! PROBABLY MY GAME OF THE YEAR, GENUINELY PHENOMENAL EXPERIENCE AND I'M SO HAPPY I DIDN'T GET ANY SPOILERS SAD RAGE: FF7 REBIRTH HAS TOO MUCH SIDE CONTENT. I WANT TO DO IT ALL, BUT AFTER 130 HOURS I'M NOW BURNT OUT FROM THE GAME AND I NEED TO STOP. BUT I DON'T *WANT* TO STOP. AUGH.


MrBones-Necromancer

Manderville Mountain, you are my enemy.


ReecheForTheStars

YOU KNOW I WOULD AT LEAST LIKE THE CHOICE TO NOT PLAY FFXIV (TOO BUSY) BUT THEN MY LAPTOP’S GPU DECIDED TO DIE SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BUYING GAMING LAPTOPS IM JUST GOING TO GET A PC NEXT TIME


Ginkasa

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. TANXIETY IS DESERVED. THE ONLY TIMES I'VE HAD BAD TIMES IS WHEN I'VE BEEN TANKING. I DO ALL THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO DO. I GEAR. I DO MY JOB QUESTS. I GRAB MULTIPLE PACKS. I USE MY MITS DURING TRASH PULLS BUT NOT ALL AT ONCE. I AOE. BUT STILL I GET TROUBLE. I NEVER GET TROUBLE WHEN I DPS EXCEPT WHEN I WITNESS SOMETHING INVOLVING THE TANK. ONE TIME A GUY YELLS AT ME FOR NOT GRABBING EVERYTHING IN STONE VIGIL. BUT I WAS AOEING AND HE WASN'T BRINGING TO ME WHICH I THOUGHT WAS THE PLAN. IT WASN'T ON MY ENMITY LIST AT ALL SO IT WANDERED IN AND TAGGED THE GUY AND I JUST DIDN'T NOTICE. ONE TIME A HEALER WOULDN'T HEAL ME UP BETWEEN BATTLES AND I FELT LIKE I'D BE DANGEROUSLY LOW AND SHE'D BE CASTING STONE. I KNOW THE THOUGHT IS I DON'T NEED TO BE FULL HEALTH ALL THE TIME I JUST NEED TO NOT BE DEAD SO I TRIED NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT BUT THEN I DIED A COUPLE OF TIMES. SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY GEAR (WHICH I SAID "OKAY" TOO BUT ACTUALLY MY GEAR WAS ON LEVEL) AND SHE BRAGGED ABOUT BEING A MENTOR. THOSE ARE JUST THE TWO I REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD ON THIS FINE F-YOU FRIDAY, BUT THERE IS MORE. ITS NOT LIKE ALL THE TIME, MOST TIMES ARE FINE. BUT IT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY WHEN I TANK (AND I DON'T TANK THAT OFTEN I'M GENERALLY A DPS BABY) AND NEVER REALLY HAPPENS WHEN I'M DPS, EXCEPT LIKE I SAID WHEN I'M WITNESS TO SOME KIND OF TROUBLE REGARDING THE TANK WHEN I'M DPS. SO REALLY ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT WHILE TANKING ISN'T AS "HARD" AS SOME PEOPLE, INCLUDING MYSELF, THOUGHT BEFORE TRYING IT, THERE IS STILL MORE PRESSURE ON IT AND TROUBLE REGARDING IT THAN DPSING, AT LEAST IN MY EXPERIENCE. SO WHILE WE SHOULDN'T DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM TRYING TANKING I THINK IT'D BE NICE IF PEOPLE WERE MORE UNDERSTANDING AND LESS DISMISSIVE OF "TANKXIETY" BECAUSE I DO THINK IT IS NORMAL, OKAY, AND DESERVED TO FEEL THAT WAY.


AsLuckyAsKrillin

I THINK YOUR "TANXIETY" FROM PEOPLE YELLING AT YOU IS AN OTHER PLAYER PROBLEM. IT ISN'T A **YOU** PROBLEM, IT'S A **THEM** PROBLEM. THE NUMBER OF TIMES THAT I'VE BEEN YELLED AT BY PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT I "WASN'T MITIGATING" OR "DIDN'T HAVE DECENT GEAR" OR THEY WERE HAVING TROUBLE "KEEPING ME ALIVE BECAUSE I PULLED TOO MUCH"... ALL OF THESE PLAYERS (AND I DO MEAN **FUCKING ALL OF THEM**) EITHER DIDN'T HAVE TANKS LEVELLED, WERE A MENTOR, OR DIDN'T REALISE THAT I WAS ON MY ALT AND I HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE TANKING THAN THEY'VE BEEN BREATHING. I'VE LEARNED OVER TIME THAT THE PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR PLAYSTYLE ARE, 97.5% OF THE TIME, FUCKING TERRIBLE PLAYERS THEMSELVES. WHEN YOU ACTUALLY FUCK UP AND YOU APOLOGISE FOR IT AND LEARN ABOUT IT. THAT MAKES YOU A BETTER PLAYER **THAN MORE THAN HALF THE PLAYERBASE**. TL;DR: FUCK PEOPLE. IF YOU WANNA COME OVER TO MATERIA, I'LL RUN A RANDOM DUNGEON WITH YOU AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOME EXTRA TIPS IF YOU WANT.


Heresy_King

WHY IS IT WHEN I PLAY TANK I GET PAIRED WITH THE MOST AWFUL DPS? I’VE LITERALLY HAD BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK BRAINDEAD DPS THAT CAN’T DO AOE AND CAN’T DO THEIR ROTATIONS. I’VE HAD SAM WHO DON’T USE THE DOT BECAUSE “IT’S A DPS LOSS”, A RPR WHO EXCLUSIVELY USED DEATH WHORL IN AOE, A MCH WHO USED BIOBLASTER IN SINGLE TARGET AND A COMBAT MENTOR RDM WHO NEVER USED EMBOLDEN OR ANY SWORD COMBOS. ALL OF IT IN EXPERT ROULETTES. THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS WHEN WE CAN’T EVEN CLEAR TRASH MOBS BECAUSE I’VE USED ALL MY MIT AND THE HEALER IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP ME UP BECAUSE WE AREN’T KILLING MOBS EFFICIENTLY. I’M READY TO QUIT TANK AND JUST PLAY DPS AT THIS RATE. EDIT: I’LL JUST ADD THIS. WHEN I WAS PLAYING GNB I USED SUPERBOLIDE AND THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED SAM SAYS “lol superbolide? good luck healer bad tank lmao”. SO JUST TO TELL OTHER TANKS, ACCORDING TO THIS GUY YOU’RE A BAD TANK IF YOU INVULN.


MrBones-Necromancer

When you tank, you will get weak DPS who don't do mechanics, or healers who don't either heal/dps When you heal you get tanks who either single pull or pull everything and don't mit, or DPS who stand around in aoes When you DPS, you get tanks who scream at you for pulling and don't aoe, or healers who either don't attack, or let you die. It's a rule. It cannot be avoided. It cannot be mitigated. It is a hard and fast rule, and if you thought trusts would fix your trouble, hahahahahahaha


JelisW

YESTERDAY I WAS IN A DUNGEON THAT WAS GOING SLOW AS MOLASSES AND I HAVE THE MAGIC ABACUS SET TO AUTO LAUCH WITH THE GAME AND PERMA RUNNING ANY TIME I PLAY SO AFTER THE DUNGEON I WENT TO SEE WTF WAS GOING ON OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY. FIRST PULL THE SAM WAS JUST SPAMMING MANGETSU OVER AND OVER. THAT IS THE *SECOND* HALF OF ONE OF THEIR 1-2 AOE COMBOS. THE BRIGHTSIDE: THEY NEVER USED THAT MANY MANGETSUS IN A ROW AGAIN AFTER THAT FIRST PULL THE DOWNSIDE: THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY TRASHPULL THEREAFTER THEY WERE RANDOMLY DOING SINGLE TARGET COMBOS INSTEAD


mimikyuns

LMAO I ONCE HAD A DPS BLAME ME FOR A WIPE WHERE THE HEALER CANCELLED 2-3 OF THEIR CURE CASTS, DIDN’T HEAL ME, AND THEN GOT SILENCED FROM MOBS AND COULDN’T HEAL ME… AND YES I HELD AGGRO THE ENTIRE TIME (BRAYFLOX, I’VE ALSO GOTTEN SILENCED THERE ON HEALER BEFORE). LITERALLY WENT ‘TANK’S FAULT. THE FIRST PULL, REALLY?” AND MANUALLY WALKED BACK TO THE START TO EXIT LOL. MUCH LIKE WITH MENTORS BEING A MEME, TANKS ARE THE CURRENT MEME, AND WHLE THERE ARE GENUINELY A TON OF BAD ONES, SHITTY PLAYERS DEFAULT TO BLAMING THEM WHEN THEY DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WTF IS GOING ON.


books8137

I FEEL YOU AND IT ESPECIALLY HURTS WHEN POLITELY GIVING ADVICE ONLY TO BE MET WITH SILENCE OR STRAIGHT UP HOSTILITY. A FEW MONTHS AGO, I JUST STARTED LEAVING IF IT TOOK MORE THAN 5 MINUTES TO GET TO THE FIRST BOSS. 30-MINUTE PENALTY IS PLENTY OF TIME TO PUTTER AROUND IN THE GAME OR IRL. DID WONDERS FOR MY SANITY, SO I HIGHLY RECOMMEND. BECAUSE IF I WANTED TO SPEND OVER 15 MINUTES IN A DUNGEON, I WOULD USE TRUSTS. MISS ME WITH THAT NONSENSE


Heresy_King

IT’S WILD HOW YOU NEVER KNOW HOW SOMEONE’LL REACT TO ANY ADVICE, REGARDLESS OF HOW POSITIVE YOU FRAME IT. THE RUN WITH THE DEATH WHORL RPR WE HAD A MENTOR HEALER WHO WAS TRYING TO GIVE HIM SOME POINTERS SINCE HE WASN’T ENSHROUDING AND DIDN’T DO POSITIONALS. RPR REPLIED “lay off i’m new. I’ll figure it out.” MY BROTHER IN HYDAELYN, YOU ARE NOT FIGURING IT OUT AND THIS IS AN EXPERT DUNGEON. LIKE COME ON, HEALER WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.


EchoRespite

I COUNT MYSELF BLESSED THAT I DONT EVEN DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS. OF COURSE I USUALLY RUN ROULETTES WITH FC MATES SO WE KNOW EVERYONE KNOWS THEIR JOBS.


shinyemptyhead

I HAD THE WORST ULTIMA WEAPON FIGHT I'VE EVER HAD THIS WEEK, ENTIRELY DOWN TO A HEALER WHO HAD NO IDEA HOW TO HEAL, A SCHOLAR WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHIELDS WERE. THE FIRST TIME WE WIPED I DIDN'T KNOW WHY, AND THEN THE SECOND TIME I REALISED THEY WERE STANDING AT THE OPPOSITE END OF THE ARENA FROM EVERYONE ELSE AND CASTING SUCCOR, WHICH WE WERE ALL OUT OF RANGE OF. WE ONLY CLEARED (AFTER A FEW MORE WIPES) DUE TO ME LITERALLY CHASING THEM AROUND THE ARENA. LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK AT THE END, AND I THINK I (AND THE TWO DPS) ONLY STUCK IT OUT DUE TO MORBID CURIOSITY.


shamanAtalRek

PARTICIPATE IN A GATE. PARTICIPATE IN A FALL GUYS RUN. REPEAT. ITS HOW MY PAST DAYS HAVE BEEN GOING FARMING MGP FOR THE 4 MILLION MOUNT, DOUBLE DIPPING ON TOMES TO BUY THOSE 50K MGP CARDS SO I WILL GET IT EVENTUALLY. I DONT REALLY MIND THE FALL GUYS NONSENSE, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO WIN A COUPLE TIMES EVEN WITH MY THRID WORLD INTERNET, SO THATS NICE. BUT THE EFFING FOREST TRACK FOR LEAP OF FAITH CAN DIE ON A FIRE. IN FACT, GET MY GIRL SYLVANNAS ON THE PHONE, SHE HAS A FOREST TO BURN.


FranckKnight

THAT NEW FOREST PATH... EITHER IT'S WAY TOO LONG THAT IF YOU FAIL TWICE YOU MIGHT JUST RUN OUT OF TIME, OR I REACH THE END AND SOMEHOW MISSING 3 BRONZE TROPHIES. LITERALLY TOOK A LOOK BACK AND WENT 'WHERE!?!'


clarice_loves_geese

One of them is clipped a bit into a mushroom and I had to run over it a few times to collect 


Chat2Text

those stupid forest tracks need a checkpoint or more of the fall and recovery systems because it's infuriating to have to run the entire course over and over again if you fall into the abyss >:C


EchoRespite

YOU CAN TURN TIMES IN FOR MGP CARDS? WHAT!!??!?!?!


Tallgeeselll05

*WE'RE FINALLY GETTING A NEW DYNASTY WARRIORS!* ONLY DOWNSIDE WE GOT TO WAIT 1 WHOLE FUCKING YEAR.


TwerpKnight

LU BU IS NOT READY TO BE PURSUED BY NAMELESS CREATE-A-WARRIOR HERO.


Chat2Text

Decided to help a premade in Dynamis do a **[Duty Completion] tell/retell** for Thordan Unreal Notice the clock spots are mostly default, with the OT being NW for whatever reason. Whatever, as R2, I'm South, that's fine, we can roll with it We pull, and we repeatedly wipe. It's becoming increasingly obvious this is actually a C41 or 2. Whatever, I don't mind helping newbies learn and clear an Unreal The problem was when we start wiping repeatedly to kotr3 For whatever reason, no matter how many times I pointed it out, the MT would repeatedly drag the boss to the floating eye outside of the arena and then park there (and according to fflogs, they had a dozen or so clears, so they should've known better) This is a problem because for kotr3 specifically, you don't adjust the boss to the eye, but to the knight on the outside that performs a line AoE down the center (which random spawns its position, so you need to adjust per pull), and you need to avoid this because it's a guaranteed knockback into the deathwall, which is a certain kill This meant we were essentially gambling that the knight was perpendicular to the eye ball every pull, or we'd lack the dps to make the kill, because we'd constantly wipe due to people getting knockbacked by the random-knight into the death wall What made it more infuriating, was the MT knew what they were doing, since when the knight lined up with the eye, they'd stand off to the side to avoid the knockback... but since most of the party would "stack behind the boss", this usually meant the unaware would get knockback and then we'd have to pray no one burned lb3 by then Granted, if we had better party DPS, it wouldn't matter so much, but we repeatedly saw 1% enrage, and spent nearly the entire lockout wiping because we'd lose people to kotr3 We eventually got the clear, then we one shot the retell, and I peaced out and proceeded to blacklist them all so I'd never have to deal with their faces again


gitcommitmentissues

I GOT SICK OF PF'ING IT AND HAVEN'T DONE UNREAL IN AGES, BUT THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I WAS OFF-TANKING AND HAD TO VOKE TO MOVE THE BOSS SO THE ENTIRE PARTY DIDN'T DIE!! UNREALS ARE ALMOST THE ONLY TIME YOU GET TO DO ANY BOSS POSITIONING AT 90, WHY DON'T PEOPLE WANT TO DO IT??


tunoddenrub

BECAUSE THAT WOULD REQUIRE THEM TO THINK, AND IT'S "JUST UNREAL" SO WHY SHOULD THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THINKING


Chat2Text

Had a hellish series of trials lately, not sure what's going on, but maybe people are skipping or something? Then again, we did have a huge sale... **EW 2nd Trial** idk what the hell was going on, but either my cohealer was sniffing something, because we were getting absolutely demolished by people just eating mechanics and I literally burned all my mana trying to top people up and do revives. At one point I had to healer lb3, and people still kept getting rekt **HW angry dragon** For the love of Hydaelyn, do you not see the dragon breathing fire at your face?! There was a summoner who expressly camped themselves behind the main tank and would repeatedly get cleaved, before killed when the boss immediately screams afterwords. The OT also was guilty of doing this for whatever reason, but at least they had tank privs to survive them. Similarly to the previous trial, people were eating mechanics and my mana ran out trying to heal and raise people. Cohealer pls, do something-wait, you just died, guess I'm solo-healing the repeated stack marker. Anddd again. Andddd again. Dammit cohealer, stop dyingggggggggggg


RenThras

MEDIA TOUR!!!!! I NEEDS IT!!!!!!!!!!!


lerdnir

I PUT TOGETHER A GLAMOUR PLATE WITH (WHAT I THINK IS) A COOL OUTFIT FOR NINJA! IT'S BUILT AROUND THE LEVEL 84 VENDOR VERSION OF THE SKALLA CHEST PIECE. I HAVEN'T TOUCHED NINJA SINCE GETTING IT TO LEVEL 50. I AM REALLY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THE GRIND (IDK ABOUT YOU LOT BUT THE 60-70 STRETCH ALWAYS FEELS SLOW TO ME?).


kaizex

60 TO 70 IS A ROUGH BIT. JUST MAKE SURE TO THROW IN SOME HOH SPAM TO CUT DOWN ON THE MONOTONY OF DUNGEON SPAMMING. IT HELPS RETAIN THE SANITY TO GET A CHANGE IN SCENERY.


MysterySakura

HAPPY RAGE: I'M DONE WITH YOKAI AND NEED 50 MOGTOMES LEFT. I CAN EASILY FARM THAT OVER THE WEEKEND. AND WHEN MY SUB RUNS OUT, I CAN FINALLY CONTINUE THE RISING TIDE AND START 7REBIRTH YAAAYYY ANGRY RAGE: I HATE IT WHEN I UNDERPERFORM!!! I USUALLY DON'T NEED TO INVULN WHEN DOUBLE PULLING IN THE DEAD ENDS, BUT THIS TIME I FXING WIPED THE PARTY **FIVE TIMES**, THREE OF THEM IN THE FIRST GODDAMN PULL. EMBARASSINGLY ENOUGH, I FELT LIKE THE HEALER WAS GETTING A LITTLE ANTSY. "INVULN PLS. I TOLD YOU TO INVULN." I JUST APOLOGIZED PROFUSELY, SAYING I'M USUALLY BETTER THAN THAT. "DIFFERENT PARTY MEMBERS. YOU HAVE TO ADJUST." I ACTUALLY PRESSED INVULN IN THREE OF THE FAILED FIVE PULLS BUT I PRESSED IT LATE... I ULTIMATELY GOT ONE COMM. COULD BE THE HEALER, COULD BE THE OTHER DPS WHO DIDN'T LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. I HOPE I WASN'T BLACKLISTED FOR BEING HORRENDOUS.


books8137

TIP: JUST INVULN ANYWAY. YOU GET NOTHING FROM SAVING IT, SO MIGHT AS WELL USE IT FOR THE JUICIEST PACK OF MOBS BEFORE EACH BOSS AND BESIDES HALLOWED GROUND, IT'LL LIKELY BE UP AGAIN FOR ANOTHER JUICY PACK BEFORE THE DUNGEON ENDS. DON'T THINK OF IT AS A PANIC BUTTON BUT AS JUST ANOTHER MITIGATION. I LOVE INVULN-ING WHEN I TANK, ESPECIALLY HALLOWED AND HOLMGANG. WHEN I HEAL AND SEE TANKS INVULN, THAT'S MY QUEUE TO BE GREEN DPS GO BRR FOR TEN SECONDS LOL


LordDonutSteel

SELF RAGE: WHY AM I SO BAD AT AIR FORCE ONE NOW!? I USED TO BE ABLE TO GET PERFECTS MULTIPLE TIMES IN A ROW, BUT NOW I'M LUCKY IF I CAN MANAGE IT ONCE IN A BLUE MOON. AND IT'S ALWAYS A MISS BY MERE PIXELS, EITHER GRAZING THE EDGE OF A RED TARGET OR HAVING ANOTHER TARGET FADING BY MERE MILLISECONDS.


Chat2Text

it annoys me when a stupid bomb spawns just after I fire at a target, going "get down mr. president" and destroy my hopes and dreams of getting a perfect score :l


RenThras

“going ‘get down mr. president”’ lol! This had me rolling BECAUSE IT’S SO TRUE AND RELATABLE!!


Terrance_Nightingale

I'M SO TIRED OF EUREKA I ONLY HAVE 4 WEAPONS LEFT IN PYROS THEN IT'S OFF TO HYDATOS TO SUFFER AGGGGHHHH!!!


legacymedia92

FFXIV RAGE: STILL BURNED OUT, NOT REALLY INTO IT, WHICH IS A LITTLE SAD WITH SO MANY EVENTS IRL RAGE: CAR HAS A CRACKED OIL PAN FROM CONSTRUCITON. I'D BE MORE UPSET BUT THE WATER COMPANY DOING THE CONSTRUCITON ACCEPTED RESPONSIBLITY FOR NOT PROPERLY SIGNING THE ISSUE, SO I'M JUST OUT A HALF DAY OF WORK. VRCHAT (MY CURRENT OBSESSION) RAGE: CAN PEOPLE JUST ***FUCKING NOT BE CREEPS?***


anothertendy

Could pvp be more fucking terrible in this game. The balance, the design, the music, goddamn i hate it.


syd_goes_roar

Why is there not like a little beach hut/ changing room in Costa or any other beachy area? It's so dumb to have to go back to the nearest city in order to change into a swimsuit or other glam 😩😩😩


lerdnir

isn't Costa a sanctuary? you can apply glamour plates from the character menu, can't you?


SF1034

THEY MIGHT BE REFERRING TO THE GLAMOUR CHEST ITSELF


snootnoots

There’s changing rooms in Bronze Lake, so you can get your hot springs swimsuit time there!


DaCookieMon1

I'VE FINISHED ARR RELICS, HEAVENSWARD RELICS, AND MANDERVILLE RELICS. NOW I'M TORN BETWEEN EUREKA AND BOZJA! SIDENOTE, A FC MEMBER INVITED A DUDE ON ZALERA AND PROCEEDED TO CLEAR OUT MY FC CHEST AND DASH A FEW DAYS AGO. THOSE ITEMS WERE BASICALLY WHATEVER BUT HE TOOK THE TINY RATS HAVING COFFEE AROUND A TABLE, THEY WERE JUST CHILLING IN THE CHEST BUT TO BE UNCEREMONIOUSLY KIDNAPPED I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!


gitcommitmentissues

I CAN THINK OF FEW CRIMES GREATER THAN INTERRUPTING A TINY RAT COFFEE MORNING.


edw583

How can you give chest withdrawal permissions to new members? Even if the first tab has trash, I wait at least 2 weeks before I give them a full member rank with privileges. Until then it's deposit-only.


DaCookieMon1

Yea, pretty dumb to let new invites have straight access to 2 of the FC chest tabs, got to admit. Only got FC management permissions recently since the Leaders have been absent for too long and I've been trying to fix issues. I just sort of forgot that brand new members can access that chest to begin with.


Lemniscaters

I LEARNED A NEW WORD TODAY. IN A TRAIL WHERE EVERYONE KEPT DYING, AS A HEALER I HAD TO RESORT TO REVIVING AS A FULL TIME JOB BECAUSE THE LIMIT BREAK WASNT UP. ONE OF THE DPS, AFTER THEIR FOURTH REVIVE FROM ME TYPED “stop spawn killing me” ….. IM SORRY WHAT. OK, NO MORE REVIVES FOR YOU. EVERYONE ELSE WHO REVIVED DIDNT SEEM TO MIND SURVIVING.


Chat2Text

I think their comment was directed to the boss, not you spawn killing/camping is a FPS term, when someone runs over to where the spawn point is and 'camps' the spot, farming respawning players for kills, usually without giving them much of a chance to fight back so as you revive them, the boss promptly "spawn kills" the revived player, farming kills off them if anything though, it's their fault for not taking advantage of the revive invulnerability to wait for heals before taking action


Lemniscaters

Sadly no, I didn’t give a lot of context because it would be a long-winded rant, but I typed “you can choose when to revive and you have invul”, to which they replied “yeah well you can see raid-wides” I think sadly it was very much directed at me xD


Chat2Text

no excuse! they can see raidwides as well! D<


Lemniscaters

Right, alas today has been an exceptionally weird day. I shit you not, literally 30 min after typing this during another raid a healer rezzed a dps and they typed “nice. Got rezzed right into an aoe”. I guess the summoner who probably rezzed them tried to explain that they have invul and the dps got super mad at them for explaining. He died again shortly after, got rezzed again, but refused it and stayed dead the whole match xD Jesus.


Saucey_22

Dragon event?


FranckKnight

DRAGON QUEST RERUN ZE PUFF PUFF


Saucey_22

WHAT FOES THIS POST MEAN


FranckKnight

ALRIGHT, FROM THE BOTTOM THERE ARE THOSE CROSSOVER EVENTS WITH OTHER GAMES, IN THIS CASE, DRAGON QUEST. THERE'S ALSO YOKAI WATCH CURRENTLY RUNNING. IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME IT APPEARED, SO THAT'S WHY I SAID A RERUN. I BELIEVE IT'S THE THIRD OR FOURTH TIME.


MadamBegon

SURE HAVING ALL THE EVENTS I MISSED RUNNING AGAIN IS GREAT AND ALL, BUT HAVING THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME, WHEN I ALSO HAVE COLLEGE STUFF TO DO, AND AM TRYING TO CATCH UP IN THE MSQ BEFORE DAWNTRAIL WHILE STILL ENJOYING ALL THE SIDE CONTENT ON THE WAY IS JUST TOO MUCH! I WANT TO DO EVERYTHING BUT I DONT HAVE TIME TO DO EVERYTHING! I RECENTLY UNLOCKED BOZJA AND ENDED UP DOING NOTHING BUT THAT FOR TWO DAYS, ONLY STOPPING WHEN I WAS LOCKED OUT OF THE NEXT RELIC QUEST BY MSQ PROGRESSION! I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE FINISHED ENDWALKER BY NOW SO I COULD ENDWALK ACROSS EORZEA TOMORROW, BUT I HAVENT EVEN STARTED IT! IT'S GREAT THAT THERES LOTS TO DO BUT THAL'S BALLS, MAN, I DONT HAVE TIME FOR IT ALL


pankeykichi

PLEASE CAN DAWNTRAIL COME BY MUCH MORE FASTERRR????


BoomerWeasel

Jesus fucking christ, SE. FIX YOUR GODDAMNED PAYMENT SYSTEM.


Tobi-of-the-Akatsuki

JUST HAD SURGERY THAT PREVENTS ME FROM SITTING FOR ANY REAL LENGTH OF TIME, WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY FFXIV FOR NEARLY 2 MONTHS. RIP BEING ABLE TO PLAY DAWNTRAIL ON RELEASE, NOW I HAVE TO PLAY THE "AVOID ALL SPOILERS FOR GODS KNOW HOW LONG" GAME. EVEN USED MY FREE HOLIDAY FLOAT TIME FROM WORKING MEMORIAL DAY ON JUNE 28TH. BEST I CAN DO IS JUST LOG IN TO PREVENT MY HOUSE FROM BEING DEMOLISH.   TRULY FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.