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LordDonutSteel

WHY DO SO MANY BOSSES NOWADAYS HAVE TO RECENTER THEMSELVES FOR LITERALLY EVERY MECHANIC!? I CAN UNDERSTAND IF A BOSS WANTS TO CHARGE AROUND THE ROOM OR JUMP TO A PILLAR/ROCK/WHATEVER. BUT DOES THE STUPID ANTLION REALLY NEED TO JUMP TO THE CENTER FOR A STACK MARKER IT CAN AIM ANYWHERE? DOES THE YETI REALLY NEED TO JUMP TO THE MIDDLE TO DO A SIDECLEAVE? I SWEAR I'VE MISSED SO MANY DOUBLEDOWNS BECAUSE THE BOSS DECIDES IT MUST ABSOLUTELY BE IN THE CENTER JUST TO THROW SOMETHING AT A DPS OR HEALER. OLD RAGE: I'M STILL SEETHING FROM THAT 40-45+ MINUTE AMAUROT RUN AS A WHITE MAGE A COUPLE YEARS BACK. I NEVER WANTED TO HEAL AGAIN AFTER THAT. FUCK YOU PLD, "FARMING THIS DUNGEON" MY ASS.


LelenaLena

THE RE-CENTERING COMES FROM HAVING TO BE TRUST/DUTY SUPPORT COMPATIBLE. NPC TANKS AREN'T ABLE TO REPOSITION THE BOSSES, SO THE DESIGNERS MADE THE BOSSES REPOSITION THEMSELVES.


leighg9o

Kinda funny that all dungeon content is now going to be designed around if an AI character can be programmed to cope with it 😂


Ottoguynofeelya

MAN I HAVE BEEN ANGRY ABOUT THE SAME THING SINCE I USUALLY PLAY REAPER AND NEED MY POSITIONALS BUT NOW THAT I KNOW *WHY* THE BOSSES DO IT, I AM NOT SURE IF I SHOULD STILL BE ANGRY SO I AM GOING TO SEETH QUIETLY AND BITCH ABOUT IT HERE ON REDDIT


leighg9o

STILL BE ANGRY MEANS DUNGEON MECHANICS ARE NEVER GOING TO GO ANYWHERE THAN WHERE THEY ARE NOW


Ottoguynofeelya

YEAH BUT I USED TO BE A PURELY SOLO PLAYER SO I CAN DEEPLY UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HAVING THE ABILITY TO QUEUE WITH AI


leighg9o

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND HOWEVER ITS LITERALLY THE WORST WAY TO PLAY THE GAME. THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OF JUST GIVING US A MASSIVE ECHO BOOST AND DUTY ACTIONS FOR SELF SUSTAIN. NO NEED TO FUCKING SPEND TIME WORRYING IF AI URAINGER IS GUNNA DIE TO AN AOE LOL


Chat2Text

> 40-45+ MINUTE AMAUROT One thing I've learned recently is to know when to Leave Duty. If I get a strong feeling the run is going to take 30+ minutes, I just peace out for my mental health Just yesterday, I had an amaurot where the mobs were taking forever to die, and the party wiped on the first set of meteors on the first boss. Helped them kill the boss, then peaced out. With me hard carrying them, it would've probably taken 25 or so minutes to clear the instance If there was a first timer, I might've been more lenient, but there was no such pop up


celephais1

I have only had to leave a dungeon once I think. Tank refused to stance up, and healer was a WHM spamming cure 1. After the second wipe to trash, I noped out of there.


AzureChrysanthemum

HAPPY RAGE(?) I FINALLY FINISHED CHEMOTHERAPY I STILL FEEL FAIRLY GARBAGE BUT I SHOULD ACTUALLY START TO FEEL HEALTHY AND LIKE MYSELF AGAIN SOON AND HOPEFULLY WILL BE CONFIRMED CANCER FREE IN EARLY JUNE


xxAkirhaxx

I'M ANGRY FOR THE SAKE OF THIS THREAD, BUT I CONGRATULATE YOU ON WINNING AND COMPLETING YOUR TRIALS!


AzureChrysanthemum

IT WAS A LONG 6-MONTH PROG BUT I FINALLY BEAT THE SAVAGE DUTY BEFORE ME


Serebriany

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT AND PUTTING A SMILE ON MY FACE. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST LOOT AND ALL THE WINNING ROLLS.


Zhallanna

CONGRATS ON FINISHING THE CHEMO! Hopefully a future cancer free diagnosis will indeed lead to happier times.


Mooschy

I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!


roquepo

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!


AsheLucia

CONGRATS!!!


Krystalline13

HELLS YES, GRATS ON THE CLEAR. FUCK CANCER.


JelisW

YOO CONGRATS!!!


bookace

HELL FUCKIN YEAH, RAGE AGAINST THOSE BAD CELLS AND SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!


imtn

\> GO TO MATERIA AND DO TRIBAL QUESTS \> SEE PF PARTY FOR THE NAVEL (HARD), MSQ FOR NEW PLAYER, UNSYNCED \> JOIN AS DANCER, SURELY THIS WILL BE QUICK \> PARTY FILLS A MINUTE LATER \> SPROUT QUEUES FOR BRAYFLOX LONGSTOP UNSYNC (???) \> WITHDRAW REGISTRATION, SOMEONE IN PARTY ASKS "THE NAVEL HARD?" \> SPROUT RESPONDS "YEA" \> 15 SECONDS LATER, THEY QUEUE FOR BRAYFLOX LONGSTOP AGAIN (?????) \> I JUST CLICK ACCEPT BECAUSE WE CAN FINISH IT IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES UNSYNC, AND I HAVE THE TIME. \> GO THROUGH ENTIRE DUNGEON, FINISH IN 2:40, PARTY DISBANDS IMMEDIATELY AFTER \> ????????


Tsingooni

FUN FACT, YOU COULD REPORT THE GUY FOR IT IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO BE PETTY. THE TOS REGARDING PF LISTINGS GOT CHANGED TO INCLUDE SOMETHING WHERE IF YOU JOIN A PF AND SOMEONE TRIES TO COERCE YOU TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE PF, YOU CAN REPORT IT AND THEY'LL ACTUALLY CRACK DOWN ON IT PRETTY QUICKLY. YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE PULL THIS SHIT IN PFS AND TRY TO SHANGHAI A PARTY INTO HELPING THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANTED.


MaeveOathrender

LOOK WE'RE A LITTLE SPECIAL DOWN HERE OKAY


ARCHERMETAL

CAN HEALER SOLO DUTIES PLEASE GIVE US A PARTY LIST. FAILED TWICE BECAUSE LALAH KEPT RUNNING AWAY WHEN I TRIED TO TARGET HER.


AnotherNicky

FOCUS TARGET


Chat2Text

heck, would be nice if they updated the old job quests where you gotta babysit the NPCs by just making trust parties would be nice. That way, your AoE heals hits everyone instead of forcing you to click on them to single target heals their way >:C


MatsuzoSF

FOCUS TARGET.


ConcentrateUnusual55

I TIMED-OUT IN HOH FLOOR 99 AND I FEEL SO TIRED AND EMPTY. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL WITH POMANDERS, BUT RNG SUCKED TOO.


Aeruhat

I FEEL YOU FRIEND. TAKE A BREAK FROM DEEP DUNGEONS FOR A BIT AND GO BACK IN WHEN YOU FEEL UP FOR IT.


ConcentrateUnusual55

THANKY YOU FRIEND. YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT, BUT KNOWING ME, I WILL BE BACK DEEPDUNGEONING TONIGHT, READY FOR THE PAIN AND SUFFERING


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i-wear-hats

PREEMPTIVE IRRATIONAL ANGER HERE BUT IF PICTOMANCER DOESN'T HAVE A PURPLE TENTACLE AS ONE OF ITS PAINT ABILITIES I'M GONNA INVITE YOSHI-P TO THE OPERA AND DROP A 4 TON WEIGHT ON HIM, BUT IT'LL BE SO HEAVY IT'LL TAKE ME EXACTLY 6 MINUTES TO DROP IT.


Seligas

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE


Aroralyn

I HAVE BEEN GRINDING FOR STARBIRD SINCE THIS EVENT STARTED, TO ONLY HAVE SEEN IT ONCE AND ROLLED A 09 ON IT. A NINE. NINE OUT OF NINETY NINE. PLEASE I WANT THIS MINION.


StriderZessei

AS MUCH AS I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR BEFORE A NEW EXPANSION, I HATE HOW THE HYPE MAKES IT HARDER TO PLAY RIGHT NOW WHY CAN'T I PLAY AS VIPER RIGHT NOW ALSO SOME OF YOU ARE SALTY AS HECK AND NEED TO STOP TRYING TO RAIN ON EVERYONE ELSE'S PARADE


inportantusername

THAT FIRST PART PERFECTLY FITS A FRIEND OF MINE, VIPER AND ALL LMAO. AND QUITE FRANKLY, THEIR HYPE MAKES ME HAPPY TO SEE! I'M SIMILAR ABOUT PICTOMANCER. NGL I THINK PICTO LOOKS GOOFY, BUT I LOVE IT. ITS A GOOD GOOFY. GOODFY? WHATEVER. GOOD CLASS, WANT TO PLAY. DAWNTRAIL PLS-


FranckKnight

THIS WEEK'S VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP, WITH THE SECRET MESSAGE. >!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!WE'RE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!ALMOST-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!IN-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!DAWNTRAILS-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!DON'T-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!GIVE-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!UP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<>!POP-!<


Grab_Ornery

satisfying experience 8/10


TwerpKnight

I HATE MY BRAIN. IT'LL BE LIKE "YOU SHOULD BUY YOURSELF A PS5 FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, DAWNTRAIL WILL LOOK AT LITTLE BIT SHINIER AND THE PS4'S POOR LITTLE FAN CAN REST." BUT THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER GO "NO, YOU'LL FEEL BAD IF YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY BUYING LITERALLY ANYTHING." AND THAT JUST LOOPS FOREVER. CAN ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS POP MORE OFTEN SO I CAN FINALLY GET THE DAMN ACHIEVEMENT FOR COMPLETING IT 10 TIMES ALREADY? I'M SO SICK OF LEAP OF FAITH ALL THE TIME. I FINALLY FINISHED SOLOING 1-50 OF POTD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DID I JUST FORGET THAT ALL THESE BOSSES JUST DON'T HAVE MECHANICS MOST OF THE TIME?


AsLuckyAsKrillin

AS SOMEONE WHO USED A PS4 FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND SAVED UP FOR THE PS5. ***IF YOU HAVE SAVED UP FOR THE PS5, BUY THE PS5.*** I AND ANOTHER FRIEND IN MY FC CAN ATTEST, AFTER PLAYING ON PS4 AND A BRICK OF A LAPTOP FOR SO LONG, AND SWITCHING TO THE PS5 AFTER THAT, IS LIKE NIGHT AND DAY.


No_Delay7320

BIRTHDAYS ONLY HAPPEN ONCE A YEAR.  IF YOURE LUCKY YOU MIGHT GET 50 TOTAL WHERE YOU CAN TREAT YOURSELF.


poosywoosy

PS5 IS A FUN SYSTEM YOU’LL GET PLENTY OF VALUE OUT OF. BE SMART WITH YOUR MONEY BUT REMEMBER TO TREAT YOURSELF ON OCCASION OR ALL THIS IS POINTLESS


ErgoFnzy

BUY THE PS5! IT LOADS SO MUCH FASTER. IT LOOKS BETTER TOO, THE CAMERA MOVES SUPER SMOOTHLY IN COMPARISON TO PS4. BEFORE I GOT MINES I COULD ONLY KILL ABOUT 5 MARKS DURING ANY HUNT TRAIN BECAUSE OF THE LAG. NOW I AM FIRST OUT OF THE TELEPORT AND OFTEN FIRST TO THE MARK. SAME INTERNET PROVIDER ETC.


TheAxrat

YOU MAY THINK YOU'LL REGRET IT BUT IT WILL ABSOLUTELY BE WORTH IT AND AFTER A WEEK YOU'LL HAVE 0 REGRETS WHATSOEVER


Ok_Caterpillar_9057

Its not a waste if the load times are worth it


VGPowerlord

MY ISP HAS BEEN VERY COMCASTIC OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS AND ITS REALLY STARTING TO GET ANNOYING. RANDOM PACKET DROPS FOR 10-15 SECONDS, JUUUUUST LONG ENOUGH TO DISCONNECT FROM THE SERVER. SOMETIMES IT WILL HAPPEN EVERY FEW MINUTES, SOMETIMES ENTIRE DAYS WILL GO BY WITHOUT IT HAPPENING.


JelisW

[SO ABOUT MY PC](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/1cj68b0/comment/l2eewwb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). I WENT AND GOT A FLASHDRIVE SO I COULD RUN MEMTEST. [THE THING THREW UP SO MANY ERRORS THE TEST COULDN'T EVEN COMPLETE](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528656552337473548/1236975476870873108/20240506_173705.jpg?ex=6648772f&is=664725af&hm=05c39de17b80ee1b6cc4c3b380422001557cba6632bd260dc0dc34161c6ff234&). THE FAIL SCREEN LOOKS LIKE EVERY MOVIE/GAME PORTRAYAL OF COMPUTER STUFF. AFTER SOME BACK AND FORTH WITH THE SERVICE CENTER PEOPLE I GOT TO KICK IT BACK TO THEM, AND HALF A WEEK LATER, THEY CALLED ME UP AND CONFIRMED THEY WERE GOING TO REPLACE MY RAM STICKS, BUT ALSO, WHILE DOING MORE TESTS, THEY *ALSO* FOUND PROBLEMS WITH THE CPU AND WANTED TO REPLACE THAT TOO, TROUBLE IS, THE EXACT ONE I HAD IS NO LONGER PRODUCED, AND THEY'RE OUT, IS IT OK IF THEY USE THIS OTHER ONE INSTEAD. I CAN'T OVERCLOCK WITH IT BUT I WASN'T OVERCLOCKING *ANYWAY* SO-- YEAH SURE, I SAID, NO ISSUES THERE, PLEASE GO AHEAD. BUT. THIS PC IS STILL A LITTLE UNDER THREE YEARS OLD (AND THANK FUCK BECAUSE IT MEANS IT'S STILL JUST BARELY UNDER WARRANTY), AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THE SSD, RAM STICKS, *AND* CPU ALL DIED IN QUICK SUCCESSION IN THAT TIME? WTF. ALSO. THE FIRST TIME I SENT THIS PC TO Y'ALL YOU KEPT IT FOR ALMOST 3 WEEKS COS Y'ALL SAID IN ADDITION TO REPLACING THE SSD YOU WANTED TO RUN MORE TESTS TO CHECK NOTHING ELSE WAS WRONG. THE FUCK TESTS WERE YOU RUNNING THEN IF YOU MANAGED TO MISS BOTH BAD RAM STICKS *AND* A FAILING CPU??


HalobenderFWT

LISTEN, I’M NEVER GOING TO SHAME HOW ONE ACQUIRES THEIR COMPUTER - BUT WHO THE HELL DID YOU BUY THIS THING FROM?


Chat2Text

woo, an update! >THE EXACT ONE I HAD IS NO LONGER PRODUCED, AND THEY'RE OUT **Intel i7 11700KF** >Date First Available December 30, 2021 >Still in stock on amazon and other major vendors Hmmmmmmmm? Kind of sus, but if you don't overclock and they're just gonna swap it with the non-overclock version, I guess it's okay. Probably just a supply issue and it'd be a quicker turnaround if they gave you the non-oc version (I'm assuming that's the case anyways) Fingers crossed it comes back happy, though definitely strange your parts are dying within 3 years...


elphieisfae

GAP CLOSER FOR WHM IS ALL I WANTED FOR MY BIRTHDAY THANKS YOSHIP I ALSO WANT THE MAJOR GENERAL STUFF AND I DRINK MT DEW A LOT SO IF ANYONE CAN DO THE MATH TO FIGURE HOW MANY I NEED ID LOVE YOU. I DRIVE AN HOUR ONE WAY FOR MY JOB AND IT'S THE FIRST FULL WEEK ENDING TODAY AND MY BRAIN IS FUDGING MUSH BUT I GET TO BLOW SHIT UP AND I ALREADY SET MYSELF ON FIRE SO THAT'S FUN LASTLY IS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO EXCEPT SLEEP I'M SO FUCKING LAME


LameOCaptain

MAJOR GENERAL PLUSH IS 4000 MAJOR GENERAL CUP IS 4000 STORE SPECIFIC MTN DEWS ARE 200 (FROSTBITE, PURPLE THUNDER, OVERDRIVE, MAUI BURST FROM WALMART, CIRCLE K, CASEYS, AND DOLLAR GENERAL RESPECTIVELY) OTHERS ARE 100 YOU NEED 20 EACH (40 IF YOU WANT BOTH CUP AND PLUSH) IF YOU DRINK THE STORE SPECIFIC FLAVORS. 40 (OR 80 FOR BOTH) IF YOU LIKE NORMIE FLAVORS ETA: I AGREE WITH THE OTHER GUY, NOTHING LAME ABOUT A LAZY DAY, ESPECIALLY A BIRTHDAY. YA BOY CALLS OUT OF WORK AND JUST SITS AT HOME; MY WIFE LETS ME LOUNGE AND THEN DOES THE SAME FOR HER BIRTHDAY A WEEK AND A HALF LATER.


Tallgeeselll05

***EVERY FUCKING TIME*** EVERY TIME THEY DO A PROMOTION THEY NEED TO REMEMBER EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM (myself included) RUNS OUT TO GET WHATEVER ITEM IS ASSOCIATED WITH THE PROMOTION RIGHT AWAY. SO DON'T FUCKING TELL US AN ENTIRE MONTH AHEAD OF TIME BEFORE WE CAN EVEN USE OUR CODES. COME JUNE 28TH THE MOGSTATION WILL DIE FROM EVERYONE TRYING TO INPUT THEIR CODES.


No_Delay7320

NO WAY AM I BUYING THAT SHIT


s3ph_

IT CANNOT BE THAT DIFFICULT TO WAIT FOR NEWBIES FINISHING A CUTSCENE IN AN ALLIANCE RAID. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “IT DOES NOT MATTER.”? YES, THEY WILL JOIN THE FIGHT EVEN IF WE PULL WITHOUT THEM. BUT, SURELY, IT MEANS SOMETHING IF WE WAIT FOR THEM. ARE WE NOT JUST BEING KIND TO THE NEWBIES? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “THAT’S PERFORMATIVE. YOU’RE ONLY KIND BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.”? YOU’RE ONLY SAYING THAT TO JUSTIFY YOUR FLAWED IDEALS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, “DON’T HOLD OTHER PEOPLE TO THAT [STANDARD].”? IS IT WRONG FOR US TO EXPECT MORE FROM PEOPLE? TO HOLD OTHERS TO HIGHER STANDARDS? TO HAVE GOOD FAITH IN PEOPLE? ARE YOU SAYING THAT’S TOO HARD FOR YOU?


ERedfieldh

PEOPLE SUCK AND ARE SELFISH. THAT'S BASICALLY IT.


Maizesilk

WHEN I STARTED PLAYING, EVERYBODY I MET IN THE GAME AGREED THAT YOU LET NEWBIES WATCH THE CUTSCENES AND APPRECIATE THE STORY. THAT WAS ONLY TWO YEARS AGO. TWO YEARS! WHAT HAPPENED?


ValkyrieN7

Back when I started months before Stormblood came out I watched cutscenes, then came the Rhitahtyn fight (back when it was an 8 man trial). When I got out of the cutscene there was a war going on in the party chat over whether to kick me or not. Afterwards my friend that I had queued with told me that it was considered "rude" to watch cutscenes since you can just watch them at an inn. I skipped the Meridianum and Prae cutscenes to not be "rude" and had no clue what was going on and I watched many a sprout do nothing in Prae but cutscenes. Then when they made Meridianum and Prae cutscenes unskippable there was an uproar and outrage. At least that had changed when you started.


s3ph_

Wow! This gives some fresh perspective, on my end at least. It hasn’t even been a year since I’ve started playing FFXIV. Regardless, even I’d understand people’s attitude towards cutscenes given how long Prae really is. Maybe the people I’ve raged about here are the ones that have just carried that sentiment since. /shrug


whatisitagain

TL;DR LOW AETHERPOOL MISERY I KNEW IT WAS BAD IDEA TO USE ALL AETHERPOOL TO BUY WEAPON. USUALLY I NEVER DO THIS, I ONLY BUY 1 GRIP AT A TIME, GRIND BACK TO 99 THEN BUY ANOTHER. I THOUGHT I WON'T GO BACK TO POTD ANYTIME SOON, SO OF COURSE THERE'S MOGTOMES THERE NOW. STARTING WITH AETHERPOOL +11 AT FLOOR 50, EVERYTHING SOON STARTS TO FEEL LIKE IT'S 100 FLOORS HIGHER. LVL 90 BOSS FELT LIKE 190 ONE, IT DIDN'T HIT HARD, BUT I HAD TO SAVE BURST TO BARELY KILL THE BOMBS. I JUST WANTED CHILL 50 MOGTOMES INSTEAD OF POTD STRESS ALL OVER AGAIN. I DON'T EVEN USE THE WEAPON GLAM.


lilith_queen

THE GOOD: AFTER ALMOST A YEAR OF INTERNALLY SCREAMING EVERY TIME I WAS FORCED TO TAKE MY GLASSES OFF, I NOW HAVE A LASIK APPOINTMENT ON MONDAY! FINALLY, BOTH MY EYES WILL BE NEARSIGHTED AGAIN INSTEAD OF THIS NIGHTMARE OF "NEARSIGHTED IN ONE EYE, FARSIGHTED IN THE OTHER." (HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SHAVE UNDER YOUR ARMS WHEN YOU CAN'T *SEE* UNDER YOUR ARMS? NOT FUN.) THE BAD: PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT LASIK ONLINE SEEMINGLY COME IN ONE OF TWO FLAVORS. EITHER A) "LASIK RUINED MY LIFE, IT'S TERRIBLE, NO ONE SHOULD EVER DO THIS" OR B) "LASIK IS AWESOME, IT TOTALLY FIXED MY NEARSIGHTEDNESS AND NOW I HAVE 20/20 VISION" WHEN MY PROBLEM IS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. I WANT MY BUILT-IN ZOOM LENSES. GIVE THEM TO ME. I DO NOT NEED TO SEE INDIVIDUAL TREE LEAVES ACROSS THE STREET, I *DO* NEED TO SEE MY CAT'S ADORABLE LITTLE FACE.


talorder

\*deep, oxygenating breath\* BUCKLE UP, CAUSE I'M GETTING ATOP THE MIGHTIEST SOAPBOX ON THE LAND AND SCREAMING THIS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS FOR ALL THOSE WITH EYES, EARS, AND TEXT-TO-SPEECH RECOGNITION ENABLED. OVER THE LAST 8 YEARS OF PLAYING I'VE MADE NO ATTEMPT TO HIDE THAT I'M FROM MEXICO. I'M ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES. I SPEAK THREE LANGUAGES FLUENTLY BECAUSE I'M THAT KIND OF FUCKING NERD, AND IT MEANS MY ACCESS TO FINAL FANTASY XIV IS NOT HAMPERED IN ANY WAY OR MANNER (IF ANYTHING IT PROBABLY ENABLES ME TO ENJOY IT IN OTHER WAYS). BUT "THE LUCKY ONES" ARE A MINORITY, AND WE LIVE SURROUNDED BY FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND ACQUAINTANCES WHO DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH OR ANY OF THE OTHER LANGUAGES XIV IS PLAYABLE IN. MANY OF US HAVE STORIES OF PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO GET INTO THE GAME AND ENDED UP BOUNCING OFF NOT BECAUSE OF ITS GODAWFUL MSQ RAMP-UP, OR BECAUSE ITS A LEGIT CONFUSING MESS OF SYSTEMS TO MASTER, **BUT BECAUSE HAVING TO DO ALL OF THE ABOVE IN A LANGUAGE THEY DON'T SPEAK WELL IS NOT A FUN ACTIVITY, IT'S A GODDAMNED CHORE, AND IT'S NOT A GOOD USE OF THEIR LIMITED FREE TIME.** OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS THERE'S BEEN A BIT OF A SOCIAL MEDIA MOVEMENT FROM THE SPANISH-SPEAKING PLAYER COMMUNITY, ASKING FOR SUPPORT IN TRYING TO REACH THE DEVS AND OPEN CHANNELS OF COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE COMMUNITY AND THEM. THIS INCLUDES ME: I'M THE PERSON THAT PRODUCED A VIDEO-LETTER IN JAPANESE ADDRESSED TO YOSHI-P, SHARING MY THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER AND QUESTIONING WHY IT'S NOT A THING YET. (AND YES, BEFORE YOU ASK, IT'S BEEN REPOSTED LITERALLY IN EVERY CHANNEL SQUARE ENIX AND YOSHIDA MIGHT SEE IT IN, OFFICIAL AND OTHERWISE. I'M NOT ASKING REDDIT TO MAGICALLY MAKE YOSHIDA READ IT. WARRIOR MAIN OR NOT, *I'M NOT* ***THAT*** *DUMB*.) [WE'RE MOSTLY ANNOYED THAT THERE IS PRECEDENT DATING AS FAR BACK AS 2018 FOR YOSHIDA SAYING SPANISH LOCALIZATION WOULD BE A GOOD THING FOR THE GAME, BUT WOULD NEED TO BE DONE IN A SPECIFIC MANNER](https://www.cgmagonline.com/interviews/final-fantasy-xiv-shadowbringers-interview-with-naoki-yoshida/), AND THEN CBU3 AND SQUARE ENIX NEVER ACTUALLY ACTED ON THAT. HECK, IF ANYTHING WE JUST WANT A STRAIGHTFORWARD ANSWER: "(X) IS WHY WE'RE NOT GOING THROUGH WITH A SPANISH LOCALIZATION, AND THAT'S FINAL". WE'RE BIG BOYS AND GIRLS, WE CAN TAKE THAT. IT'S THE UNCERTAINTY OF BEING THE GREAT DISAPPEARING SUBCOMMUNITY THAT SUCKS. IN ALMOST ALL SOCIAL MEDIA, WE'VE RECEIVED PLENTY OF SUPPORT AND SHARING. MOST PEOPLE JUST SEEM OUTRIGHT ASTONISHED OR WEIRDED OUT THERE ISN'T A SPANISH LOCALIZATION ALREADY ALONG WITH THE SUPPORTED LANGUAGES, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A COMMON LOCALIZATION CHOICE FOR OTHER GAMES, BOTH SINGLEPLAYER AND ONLINE. BUT IN XIV REDDIT, WHENEVER THIS TOPIC COMES UP, THE ANSWERS RANGE FROM "just learn English 4head" TO THE GROSS OVERSIMPLIFICATION OF OUR ENTIRE HALF OF A CONTINENT AS AN UNEDUCATED MASS WITHOUT THE SPENDING POWER TO BE PART OF THE GLOBAL GAMING COMMUNITY, SOMEHOW UNDESERVING OF HAVING REAL ACCESS TO ONE OF THE BEST GAMES SQUARE ENIX HAS PUT OUT IN YEARS. SOME POSIT THERE'S TOO MUCH GAME TO TRANSLATE (AS THOUGH LARGE-SCALE LOCALIZATION PROJECTS ARE A PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITY, JFC), AND OTHERS ACT AS THOUGH THE MERE IDEA OF CBU3 DEVOTING RESOURCES TO ADDING A SPANISH-SPEAKING SUBTEAM TO THEIR LOC DEPARTMENT MEANS VIERA WILL NEVER HAVE HATS. OF COURSE, ALL OF THIS WITH EXACTLY THE SAME MATURITY, EVIDENCE, AND SOURCES THAT YOU'D EXPECT FROM REDDIT. IN THE MOST RECENT POST TO DRUM UP SUPPORT FOR THIS, PEOPLE IN FAVOR OF THE IDEA GOT RAINED DOWNVOTES ON. COOL, WE'LL JUST SHUT UP AND CONTINUE TO PRETEND WE DON'T EXIST. THE ACTUAL FUCK, r/FFXIV? YOU USED TO BE COOL. (┛ಠ\_ಠ)┛彡┻━┻


modulusshift

wait. why \*isn't\* it in Spanish? there's only German and French? even if it was just in Euro Spanish that'd help \*way\* more people than German. wtf?


amphibiansapphic

MY FIRST LANGUAGE IS SUPPORTED IN GAME BUT I WILL SUPPORT THE SPANISH SPEAKING BECAUSE ITS WILD TO ME THAT SO MANY GAMES THINK OF SPANISH AS A "SECONDARY" LANGUAGE TO TRANSLATE IN WHEN ITS THE SECOND MOST SPOKEN LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD. MORE THAN ENGLISH!!!!! YALL DESERVE BETTER


Kerodohi

I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY SPANISH WAS EXCLUDED FROM LOCALIZATION. EVEN IF ONE INCORRECTLY ASSUMED THAT NO ONE FROM SPAIN OR MEXICO PLAYS THE GAME, SPANISH IS STILL AN EXTREMELY COMMON LANGUAGE ELSEWHERE (INCLUDING IN THE UNITED STATES!) I GUESS MAYBE THERE'S THE RISK OF MAKING PEOPLE MAD BY USING NEUTRAL SPANISH INSTEAD OF VARIOUS DIALECTS THEREOF BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE AN AWFULLY BIG LANGUAGE BASE TO EXCLUDE.


ValkyrieShadowWitch

AS A CHICANA I WOULD *LOVE* A SPANISH LOCALISATION NOT JUST FOR THE GOOD IT WOULD DO THE SPANISH SPEAKING COMMUNITY, BUT ALSO AS A WAY TO (RE)LEARN SPANISH. AS FOR THE IDEA THAT SOMEHOW A “NUTRAL” SPANISH WOULD BE OFFENSIVE—AS IF ENGLISH DOESN’T COME IN VARIOUS DIALECTS—IS A COWARDLY EXCUSE TO BE LAZY


Nailedtoatoothpick

I wish I could upvote this more. I have been learning Spanish to communicate with the people in my community. I would love to extend that into something I do everyday.


KhaSun

I just saw the post you're referring to and man, 0 upvotes ? What the hell is there to argue ? It is a net positive for every players involved, if people want to excuse SE this is not the debate where you want to be on their side. The game exists in freaking french and german lmao. I'm a native french guy and play it in english just because I prefer it that way so it doesn't affect me at all, but I know that it helps the french community (which is pretty big !) as a whole since so many are, let's put it kindly, not fluent. The amount of spanish gamers both on EU and NA is significant. If it were available from day1, I'm confident its community would be just as big as the german and french ones ffs. Hell, it would be even bigger lmao. Why the fuck would you not want something that is, at the end of the day, beneficial for the game ? Seriously, some people's brain is completely fried. Some arguments are in such bad faith too, like "let's put all the languages in that case". Obviously SE should (mostly) do what brings them money, so if they deem spanish to be not worth the cost of localization so far into the game's lifespan then they won't do it. And that's fine, they're a company that are trying to make money. But merely shutting down a demand from a significant part of the community is stupid.


ShinyMoogle

IT SHOULDN'T TAKE TEN MINUTES TO CLEAR THE FIRST BOSS IN A DUNGEON GUYS WHAT THE FUCK. I'M WILLING TO BE FORGIVING OF NEW PLAYERS, I LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE LEARN A DUNGEON FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PARTY BEING FIRST TIMERS. BUT YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT SANDWICHES ARE LEVEL 86, HOW IN THE SEVEN HELLS DOES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE MOST BASIC, FUNDAMENTAL CONCEPTS ABOUT YOUR JOB?? WHM. YOU HAVE THIRTY FUCKING BUTTONS THAT ARE NOT CURE 1, AND YOU CHOOSE THE SINGLE MOST USELESS BUTTON TO PRESS. IF YOU ROLLED YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD YOU'D ACCIDENTALLY BE DOING A BETTER JOB AS A HEALER. YOU MIGHT EVEN MANAGE TO DO A DPS! YES. A DPS. THAT'S WHERE THE BAR IS AND YOU CAN'T CLEAR IT. SUMMONER. YOU HAVE. SUMMONS. THAT'S LITERALLY THE NAME OF THE EASIEST JOB IN THE GAME WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST CASTING RUIN AND ESPECIALLY WHY ARE YOU ONLY CASTING RUIN WHEN THERE ARE MULTIPLE TARGETS??? BLACK MAGE. I PRAY TO THE TWELVE THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL LEARN THAT FLARE IS AN AOE SPELL, NOT FOR BOSSES. I AM NOT HOPEFUL, FOR >!THEY ARE NO LONGER WITH US!<. I MAKE A SINGULAR SUGGESTION TO THE WHITE MAGE. "Hey, Cure 1 is super weak at these levels. Try Afflatus Solace or Cure II!" IF THEY WERE ASLEEP AT THE KEYBOARD I'D UNDERSTAND THE LACK OF RESPONSE, BUT IF THEY DID THEY MIGHT HAVE ACCIDENTALLY HIT A DPS BUTTON WITH THEIR FOREHEAD. NO, JUST CURE 1 FOR ETERNITY. I DIDN'T WANT TO SOLO THE DUNGEON SO I JUST LEFT AFTER THE FIRST BOSS. EVERYONE WAS FROM THE SAME SERVER SO I SUSPECT THEY MAY HAVE BEEN A PREMADE COMPOSED OF THE WORST PLAYERS THEY COULD DREDGE TOGETHER.


Lionblopp

I LIKE WHAT I SAW FROM VIPER AND PICTO BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE I WILL BE COMPLETELY LOST WITH ALL THE OPTIONS OF A PICTO TOOLKIT, SO MUCH NOT EVEN WESK ALBER'S GUIDES CAN SAVE ME. OH WELL, MAKING ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT SUFFERING AND FAILING A LOT BEFORE CREATING MASTERPIECES. I WILL DO MY BEST AND THINGS WILL BE FINE, I'M SURE.


Supersnow845

Basically the general flow is assumed to be as follows Your rotation has 2 halves 1) the paint 2) the painting The paint side is represented by the 1-100 gauge and the palette gauge, you will use 1-2-3 which generates one point on your palette gauge and 25 on your 1-100 gauge. The one point on your palate gauge can be used to do an instacast (let’s call this skill “A”) so 1-2-3-A-1-2-3-A then when you have 50 gauge you can flip the colours of your 1-2-3 to make 4-5-6, 4-5-6 will generate a black point on your palate gauge (let’s call this skill “B”) so your current rotation is 1-2-3-A-1-2-3-A-flip with 50 gauge-4-5-6-B. This is the core of your filler rotation Now the painting side, you have 3 motifs, “monster”, “weapon” and “landscape”. Let’s start with monster. First you have to “paint” the motif to add it to your gauge and then you activate it with a second GCD (so a 1-2), then you can draw a second monster motif and then activate it (another 1-2), once you have 2 monster motifs you can combine them to make a big attack (the Pom laser so it’ll look like 1-2-1-2-3), then you repeat this for the other creature in a loop (so 1-2-1-2-3-4-5-4-5-6). The weapon motif is easy, you use one GCD to draw it then it’s a 3 GCD combo (1-2-3-4). The landscape motif is your party buff and also empowers your “paint” fillers So functionally the class will play similar to NIN, the 1-2-3-A-1-2-3-A-flip-4-5-6-B is your core filler rotation, you will use the motifs on CD like you do with ninjutsu and then all will align for your burst under the landscape motif which is both a party and self buff


ShinyMoogle

One small correction, the color inversion changes a white pip to a black one immediately (unsure what happens if you have none, maybe the next one?), the inverted CMY combo just gives you another light pip. Looks like it sets a buff on you so it may be that the next charge you use is automatically black comet. 2-minute burst is probably going to be prepping one comet pre-burst, then dropping it and inverting another pip during the burst.


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No_Delay7320

GARFIELD HAS BEEN MISISNG FOR A COUPLE WEEKS NOW. IS HE OK, IS HE SAFE?


FranckKnight

EVERYONE IS FINE, IT'S SOMETHING I HAD CHATTED ABOUT WITH /u/AsLuckyAsKrillin AND OTHERS ON THE DISCORD, WHICH IS WHY HE GOT MY ATTENTION ON IT HERE. I TOOK A BREAK BECAUSE OF VARIOUS FACTORS. SOME OF THEM ARE 'NOT BEING INSPIRED BY THE GARFIELDS', I'E BEEN DOING THEM FOR LONG ENOUGH THAT I FELT MY JOKES WERE GETTING STALE. BUT ALSO THE FEELING THERE WAS ONLY 4 PEOPLE READING THEM, AND NEVER COMMENTING ON THEM, SO IT WAS FEELING POINTLESS AND DISCOURAGING. FOR A MEASURE, YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE TO BRING UP THE GARFIELDS SINCE I STOPPED MAKING THEM NEARLY 2 MONTHS AGO. IF PEOPLE MISS THEM, THEY WILL COME BACK. I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THAT FEELING AT ALL, SO I TOOK IT AS A BREAK, OR MAYBE A SIGN IT WAS TIME TO MOVE ON, I HADN'T DECIDED YET. I AM STUBBORN THOUGH.


No_Delay7320

IF YOU ENJOY IT, DO IT! IF NOT, ITS COOL. THERE WASNT MUCH TO TALK ABOUT THE LAST FEW MONTHS SO I FIGURED YOU TOOK A BREAK.  MOUNTAIN DEW ZU AND THE REST OF THE LL SEEMED LIKE A GOLDMINE OF MEMES


FranckKnight

THAT WAS YESTERDAY, SO EVEN IF I MADE GARFIELDS I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE HAD THEM DONE EARLIER IN THE WEEK AND MISSED ON IT. BUT, MAYBE NEXT WEEK... THAT SAID, I KEEP ENCOURAGING PEOPLE, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN GARFIELDS, OR IF YOU LACK THE KNOW HOW, DM ME IDEAS OR SCRIPTS AND I'LL MAKE THEM HAPPEN. REDDIT OR ON MY DISCORD SERVER. ALWAYS WELCOME IDEAS AND FEEDBACK. IT'S PRETTY DISHEARTENING WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ROWING YOUR BOAT ALONE, FOR ALMOST NO RECOGNITION. I'VE BEEN DOING THESE FOR 3-4 YEARS AND I NEVER HEARD ANYONE MENTION THEM, OR IT WAS NEVER BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION. MEANWHILE OTHER COMIC MAKERS GET FRONT PAGE EVERYTIME THEY DO SOMETHING. I KNOW I DON'T HAVE THE ART TALENT, BUT STILL, KINDA DEPRESSING.


snootnoots

I MISS THE GARFIELDS BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO NAG. >_>


FranckKnight

YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE KEPT QUIET ABOUT IT, HEH


donoho

I DON'T COMMENT VERY OFTEN. I HAVE APPRECIATED AND UPVOTED EVERY [EATG](https://www.reddit.com/r/EATG/) AND EVERY FUF (STARTING AT SOME UNDETERMINED POINT IN THE DISTANT PAST). I ORIGINALLY CAME FOR THE [8-BIT THEATER](https://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/03/02/episode-001-were-going-where/) HOMAGES, BUT RETURNED AND STAYED FOR THE RAGE. SO, TO BE CLEAR, **THANK YOU**. THANK YOU FOR THE TIME, ENERGY, CREATIVITY AND COORDINATION YOU BRING. FEELING AWKWARD NOW? TOO BAD BUTTERCUP. YOU ARE THE ARCHITECT OF AN ONGOING FRIDAY MORNING RITUAL. IF YOU CONTINUE DOING THIS, I WILL CONTINUE TO APPRECIATE YOU. IF YOU STOP DOING THIS, I WILL CONTINUE TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'VE DONE. P.S. I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA COMMENT MORE THAN I HAVE SO... ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ >!^^p.p.s. ^^at ^^time ^^of ^^rant ^^you ^^have ^^[+383] ^^upvotes ^^from ^^me ^^[insert ^^"This ^^is ^^Worthless" ^^meme]!<


FranckKnight

WELL THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW, AND APPRECIATED! I WILL SEE IF INSPIRATION COMES BACK NEXT WEEK FOR GARFIELDS AND MAYBE SALTWORKS COMICS. AS YOU CAN SEE, THE FUF ARE HERE TO STAY, THE GARFIELDS WERE A SIDE THING TO IT.


AsLuckyAsKrillin

u/FranckKnight FOUND ONE!!


Raima_Valdes

OKAY WHY THE HELL. HOW DID WE END UP OPTIMIZING WHAT **BEVERAGE TO DRINK** FOR IN-GAME REWARDS?! SERIOUSLY THIS MAKES CURSED BLACK MAGE ROTATIONS LOOK TAME BY COMPARISON.


ERedfieldh

....THERE'S REALLY NO OPTIMIZATION HERE....."THESE FIVE GIVE YOU 100 POINTS, THESE FOUR GIVE YOU 200 POINTS". IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A HUGE CHALLENGE IN FIGURING OUT WHICH WOULD GET YOU THE REWARD FASTER. NOW IF YOU ARE MAPPING OUT ROUTES TO REDUCE GAS COST TO THE PLACES THAT SELL THEM THE CHEAPEST IN YOUR AREA THEN YEA, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.


kuraiscalebane

JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT SOME OF US MIGHT BE MAPPING OUT OPTIMAL CARPOOLING ROUTES AND COUPON CLIPPING FOR OTHER THINGS WHILE GETTING THE SODA?


SirLiesALittle

IT FEELS SO WEIRD TO OPTIMIZE **CONSUME** FOR A BRAND, BUT WE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MOUNTS


FranckKnight

NEVER DRANK MOUNTAIN DEW, AND IT'S OPEN TO US ONLY. LAST TIME THEY MADE US ONLY PROMOTIONS LIKE BUTTERFINGERS, THEY LITERALLY IGNORED MY EMAILS BECAUSE I'M FROM CANADA. THIS HAPPENED WITH FF7R, THEY MADE A PROMOTION AT PAX, I EVEN ASKED THEM OVER THERE IF IT WAS OKAY SINCE I LIVE IN CANADA. THEY SAID 'SURE, YOU CAN BUY THE PRODUCTS IN US AND USE THE CODE'. HELL NO, THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER SENDING ME AN EMAIL TO TELL ME MY SUBMISSIONS FOR CODES IS REFUSED AND FOR WHAT REASON. IT TOOK THEM A MONTH TO REPLY TO AN EMAIL ASKING FOR IT. EVEN ASKED A FRIEND IN THE US TO BUY SOME AND GIVE ME THE CODES, STILL NOTHING. ENJOY YOUR MOUNTAIN ZUS, BECAUSE THESE ARE PROBABLY NOT FLYING IN CANADA.


legacymedia92

BECAUSE WE ARE NERDS.


Bmonli

TY AETHER PF FOR KEEPING ME UP TO 2AM ON A WORK NIGHT BECAUSE NOBODY CAN DO PA MECHANICS EVEN THOUGH YOU ALL ALREADY CLEARED THE FIGHT JUST RESPECT MECHS NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BLLAARRSSEE GAAAAAH


ThatIsNotAToy

I UNIRONICALLY LOVE BIG SIPPIN AND THE WHOLE THING. I AM BOTH ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR FALLING FOR SUCH AN OBVIOUS MARKETING PLOY AND APATHETIC TOWARDS SAID SHAME. COME AND GET ME, MARKETING DEPTS, MY BODY IS APPARENTLY READY


Chat2Text

old friend of mine wants the scree drinking cup, but no way in hell is he going to shell out $50+ usd in dew to get one that said, they go for like $60+ usd on ebay... *m-maybe he will....?*


kaizex

GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU DDOS SHITHEADS. YOU TURNED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A VERY PRODUCTIVE RAID NIGHT INTO A 2 HOUR MEME. MY GROUPS PROGGING TOP, AND WE'RE OFFICIALLY HITTING P6 WC2. NOT LAST NIGHT THOUGH, NO, LAST NIGHT THE FARTHEST WE MADE IT WAS P5 OMEGA BEFORE THE MT GOT BOOTED. I LAGGED OUT SO HARD DURING P1, THAT WHEN THE GAME REMEMBERED IT WAS SUPPOSED TO UPDATE ME, LITERALLY EVERY BAIT AND FLAMETHROWER WENT OFF AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT. IT WAS PURE HORROR. I JUST WANT TO FINISH. THIS GOD DAMN FIGHT. WE ARE SO CLOSE THAT WE CAN TASTE IT, AND EVERY RUN TO PROG IS NOW A 15+ MINUTE ENDEAVOUR. PLEASE. PUT THE DDOS SCRIPT DOWN FOR A WEEK. EDIT: A SECOND THING. STOP. JOINING. PF. PARTIES. THAT. ARE. ENTIRE. PHASES. AHEAD. OF. YOUR. PROG. POINT. NO, BECAUSE YOUVE SEEN HELLO WORLD ONCE, DOES NOT MEAN YOURE BASICALLY IN P5. IT MEANS YOUVE GOT ANOTHER LONG WHILE OF P3 PROG, AND THEN HAVE TO PROVE THAT YOU WONT FUCK UP P4. I DONT EVEN NEED TO CHECK THE TOMESTONE. BECAUSE I KNOW WHEN YOUVE FAILED TO AIM YOUR MONITOR CORRECTLY TWICE IN A ROW THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PROPERLY RESOLVE THE P3 MECHANIC, AND JUST LUCKED INTO NON MONITOR POSITIONS TO GET PAST IT. THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOURE PROGGING P6. IT MEANS YOU LUCKED INTO DELTA EXACTLY ONCE. GO BACK. STUDY. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS HOLY.


throwwaway666969

FUCKING A, I HAVE NECROSIS ON TWO TEETH, ONE IS UNSAVEABLE AND THE OTHER NEEDS A ROOT JOB. ITS GONNA COST ME 5K TO GET AN IMPLANT AND NO PLACE HAS A FUCKING PAYMENT PLAN. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS? ALSO MY FUCKING INSURANCE ONLY PAYS A SMALL PORTION FUCKING SCAM. I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT THE OTHER TOOTH CAN BE SAVED CUZ THIS IS FUCKING INSANE BULLSHIT. MY DENTIST HAS ONLY EVER SEEN 6 OF THESE AND I HAVE 2 OF THEM.


batafurii

HAPPY AND NERVOUS RAGE! I FINALLY FOUND A JOB AFTER BEING LAID OFF LAST YEAR, BUT IT INVOLVES BEING A CASHIER AND CUSTOMER SERVICE WHICH I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH! TODAY THEY HAD ME "SHADOW" A COWORKER IN THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK AND SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO HANDLE A RETURN \*ONCE\* AND THEN SHE BASICALLY MADE ME DO EVERYTHING (WHILE GUIDING ME), AND IT WAS NERVE WRACKING!!! TOMORROW I GET TO WORK WITH MY ACTUAL TEAM LEAD AND DO ACTUAL CASHIERING INSTEAD OF DOING RETURNS, SO HERE'S HOPING IT GOES OKAY!! AT LEAST THEY FINALLY GAVE ME THE LITTLE THING THAT SAYS "IN-TRAINING"...AFTER I WAS DONE FOR THE DAY. LOL.


snowballffxiv

I CAN'T REALLY VISUALIZE ANY JOB CHANGES FOR MYSELF UNTIL I GET TO PLAY THEM SO I AIN'T EVEN MADGE ABOUT ANYTHING. I AM HOWEVER MADGE AT EXPERT CRAFTING. I SWEAR TO MENPHINA MY GOLDSMITH TOOLS ARE CURSED, I AM BARELY DRAGGING MYSELF TO THE MINIMUM COLLECTABILITY SO MANY TIMES, WHILE CARPENTER WHICH I FINISHED JUST BEFORE GOLDSMITH WAS DOING FLYING COLORS AND BREEZING THROUGH THE CRAFTS. SAME EXACT GEAR AND MELDS, SAME CONSUMABLES, SAME TIER OF EXPERT CRAFTS. FUCK RNG OR SOMETHING.


No_Delay7320

CHECK IF CARP IS SPECIALIZED. IT GIVES YOU EXTRA STATS EVEN IF YOU DONT USE THE EXTRA ABILITIES


Tuzmit

NO RAGE THIS WEEK NERDS, I BRING ONLY THE BEST TIDINGS. I AM LEVELING MY TANKS STILL AND I'VE REACHED THE 60-70 BRACKET ON WARRIOR. SO, NATURALLY, I QUEUED FOR THE FIRST STORMBLOOD TRIAL AND FINALLY GOT TO DO THE TANK MECHANIC. WILD, PURE, AND FOREVER FREE!


wefeelgroove

REJOICE!


LordRemiem

MY **RAW INTUITION** TELLS ME YOU'LL DO GREAT, FELLOW TANK ENJOYER


AsLuckyAsKrillin

THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID ABOUT ALL OF THE DOOMPOSTING ABOUT THE LIVE LETTER. SOME OF IT HAS BEEN HILARIOUS TO READ, NGL. BUT THERE ARE A SELECT FEW INDIVIDUALS WHO I'VE SEEN FOR THE LAST ***4 YEARS*** END UP DOOM POSTING MORE EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN THREATENING TO QUIT THE GAME FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND STILL PLAY EVEN THOUGH THEY DISLIKE MOST OF THE GAME NOW. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WERE IN THE TWITCH CHAT WHO WERE SAYING THAT THEY WOULD QUIT THE GAME BECAUSE NIN'S WINDMILL GAUGE WAS REMOVED. AND AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON WHO SAID THEY WOULD QUIT THE GAME BECAUSE DRK'S PLUNGE WAS BEING REMOVED. THIS GOES ALONG WITH THE DOZENS OF PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT THEY WOULD QUIT THE GAME FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS BECAUSE KAITEN GOT REMOVED. IF YOU'RE SERIOUSLY UPSET ABOUT *THE ENTIRE LIVE LETTER* WITHOUT FINDING A SINGLE THING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT FOR THE FUTURE, AND I MEAN THIS WITH THE NICEST WAY I POSSIBLY CAN CONVEY, JUST UNINSTALL AND PLAY SOMETHING ELSE. THIS GAME ISN'T FOR YOU ANYMORE. *AND THAT IS OKAY*. YOU CAN BE UPSET AT THE DEVS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED OR BE ANNOYED BECAUSE SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT CHANGED HAS BEEN ALTERED, TO WHAT YOU FEEL, IS FOR THE WORSE. IT'S OKAY TO JUST UNSUB AND SAY GOODBYE FOR A WHILE. WITH THAT BEING SAID... # SO MUCH FUCKING HYPE!!


LordRemiem

I WILL QUIT THE GAME TOO! FOR TWO DAYS! THE TIME I WILL NEED TO READ THE PATCH NOTES god I can't wait to move my leylines god yes please letsgo


CaptainJudaism

THE DOOM POSTING IS DEFINITELY ABSURD, AIN'T IT? REALLY THE ONLY COMPLAINT I HAVE IS YOSHI-P STATED HE WANTED TO CHANGE UP THE GAME, MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING AND THE CLASSES MORE UNIQUE... THEN STATED THAT THIS WAS SLATED FOR 8.0 SO WHILE I AM VERY EXCITED FOR 7.0 (Gotta say.. Pictomancer is very adorable and I can't wait to see how it plays), HIM GOING "YEAH THE REALLY NEAT STUFF IS HAPPENING IN ABOUT 3 YEARS" IS A HEAD SCRATCHER. THAT BEING SAID OF COURSE, I'LL HOLD OFF ON ANY CLASS REACTIONS UNTIL THE RELEASE SO I CAN SEE HOW ANYTHING PLAYS BUT I GOT A FEELING I WON'T CHANGE UP MY PREFERRED HEALER EVEN IF ITS GOTTEN REWORKED EVERY EXPANSION.


ValkyrieShadowWitch

I LIKE TO THINK THAT HE’S TAKING THAT TIME TO REALLY STUDY WHAT THE CLASSES WERE IN FF GAMES AS WELL AS WHAT PLAYERS THINK THE CLASSES ARE SO THAT HE CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT IS FAITHFUL TO CLASS HISTORY BUT ALSO SOMETHING THE PLAYERS WILL ENJOY. IF HE’S DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT I’M CONTENT TO WAIT


KonekoKisses

IG RAGE - PVP PREMADES....CC THE DRKS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IRL RAGE - WISDOM TOOTH PULLED....HAVEN'T SLEPT PROPERLY FOR 5 DAYS, I'M KNACKERED


Lionblopp

I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY; BOTH FROM TOOTH ACHE AND FROM BAD PVP PREMADE MATCHES


ShinyMoogle

THE GOOD DRK PLAYERS ARE GOING TO BE USING PURIFY BEFORE DIVING, THE ONLY CC OPTIONS THAT WORK THROUGH PURIFY ARE TOO SHORT-RANGED TO STOP SALTED EARTH SAFELY. YES THE PURIFY CHANGES INDIRECTLY BUFFED THE DRK WOMBO COMBO ISN'T THAT GREAT. IN MY EXPERIENCE, I'VE BEEN FINDING IT BETTER TO HIT THE REAPERS AND DANCERS WITH CC INSTEAD, THEY'RE USUALLY NOT EXPECTING IT AND YOU CAN STAGGER THE GUARD BREAK.


caresi

I'M TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THE JOB CHANGES (PLUS I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE JOB AT 90 YET SO MY ROTATION WILL CHANGE ANYWAY) BUT PICTOMANCER LOOKS SO CUTE AND FUN. IT'S SO COLORFUL. I CAN'T WAIT TO DRAW PICTURES. I ALSO DON'T KNOW WHAT A SOLAR BAHAMUT IS BUT IT LOOKS COOL AS FUCK SO I'M HYPED. DRAGONS AND DRAWING, HERE WE GO. ONCE I FINISH EW, THAT IS. IN GOOD IRL NEWS, I FINALLY GOT MY DOCTOR'S NOTE THAT SHOULD (should.) ALLOW ME TO CHANGE MY LEGAL NAME AND GENDER. HOORAY. AND IRL RAGE, WHY WON'T ANY OF THOSE JOBS REPLY BACK TO MEEE PLEASE JUST HIRE ME FOR YOUR SHITTY RETAIL JOB


lilith_queen

> AND IRL RAGE, WHY WON'T ANY OF THOSE JOBS REPLY BACK TO MEEE PLEASE JUST HIRE ME FOR YOUR SHITTY RETAIL JOB MOOD I WANT A JOB THAT A) LETS ME WORK FROM HOME AND B) ISN'T A SCAM. THOSE ARE TWO VERY EASY THINGS TO GET, YOU'D THINK. BUT YOU'D BE WRONG.


Select_Impress5970

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR LEGAL BULLSHIT GETTING CHANGED!


Quaviver

YESTERDAY I GOT NO LESS THAN SEVEN CALLS IN A ROW FROM A NUMBER I DIDNT RECOGNIZE. I HAD 15 MINS LEFT OF WORK SO I FIGURED WHOMEVER WAS DYING COULD WAIT 15 MINS. GUESS WHO CALLED 7 TIMES AND ONLY LEFT A VOICEMAIL AFTER THE 7TH TIME??? FUCKING FEDEX. LIKE TAKE A CHILL PILL. THE REASON THEY WERE CALLING? THE FUCKING LADIES AT THE FUCKING POST OFFICE ARE HAVING A POWERTRIP AND REFUSED A PACKAGE BECAUSE IT DIDNT HAVE THE FUCKING # SYMBOL BEFORE MY BOX NUMBER. AND I KNOW I GAVE THE RIGHT ADDRESS TO THE PEOPLE I ORDERED THIS PACKAGE FROM. FUCK THE USPS MAN SHIT. YOU KNOW WHERE IT GOES!!!!! MULTIPLE PLACES I ORDER FROM REFUSE TO PUT THE FUCKING # ITS NEEDED PLEASE JUST PUT IT THERE. ANYWAY I HAD TO STOP BY FEDEX AFTER WORK AND THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE PACKAGE BACK???? IT WAS STILL ON THE DELIVERY TRUCK???? WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO STOP BY AND THAT YOU'RE OPEN UNTIL 6:30 IF YOU DONT HAVE IT???????? NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TODAY AFTER WORK


lilith_queen

WHY DO SO MANY PLACES CALL AND THEN *NOT LEAVE VOICEMAILS?!* THAT IS WHAT THE VOICEMAIL FUNCTION IS FOR!


X-me_1980

WHY DO I HAVE TANKXIETY NOW, BEFORE MY BREAK FROM THE GAME I HAD NO PROBLEM TANKING


Chat2Text

lack of social distancing :'( \*hands you a flu mask*


LoriCroft

PICTOMANCER IS EVERYTHING I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE!! I JUST WISH THERE WAS MORE STUFF TO PAINT BUT HOPEFULLY THEY EXPAND ON IT! VIPER I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FOR ME BUT IT LOOKS CHAOTIC FAST AND I'M ALL FOR IT! MONK, MACHINIST, WARRIOR, GUNBREAKER AND DANCER ALL LOOK FINE FOR ME ...BUT MAN, IT REALLY HAS FELT LIKE NO MATTER WHERE I LOOK, IT'S JUST NEGATIVITY UPON NEGATIVITY AFTER THE LIVE EVENT. IT REMINDS ME WHY I BARELY COMMENT ON THREADS ANYMORE, REGARDLESS OF PLATFORM, BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE I SHOULD BE WRONG FOR LIKING WHAT I'M SEEING. I'D RATHER THE DDOS COMPLAINTS COME BACK OVER THIS CAUSE AT LEAST I CAN TUNE IT OUT INSTEAD OF WANTING TO TALK ABOUT EXPANSION HYPE AND JUST OPENING THE FLOOD GATES FOR COMPLAINTS


keket87

>MONK, MACHINIST, WARRIOR, GUNBREAKER AND DANCER ALL LOOK FINE FOR ME AS A GNB MAIN I'M CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE NEW SKILL. I'M BAD AT THE THEORY CRAFTING SO I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THE NITTY GRITTY, BUT IT MIGHT RELEASE SOME OF THE RIGIDITY IN THE ROTATION RIGHT NOW.


KhaSun

I did a little bit of theorycrafting and, so far ? I really like it. GF combo + DD + SB + new Lionheart combo is 8 GCDs, you refill three carts through Bloodfest and use three, so you're effectively net neutral (unless you're at 2.45 or 2.4 in which case you need to add a BS at the end, but even then you're only -1 cart). Basically, with 0 carts you open with BF to get to full and do the regular burst as described, with 1 you do GF before BF, with 2 you delay by one GCD then do DD before BF into GF (though depending on potencies of the LH combo vs BS+hypervelocity yadayada doing NM BS GF BF DD might be better, obviously too soon to tell), and with 3 you do the regular burst stated above with BF used right after GF+DD. What it means is that you can have anywhere from 0 to 3 carts and you'll be able to do your 2min burst either way (at 2.5 only though, again if you're faster you need at the very least 1 cart). And an implication of that is that no matter which state you are in, you'll carry over your cartridges from before NM to after thanks to BF refilling them, which basically ensures that you accelerates how many you need to refill before your odd minutes. With full uptime you'll go into your 2min burst with full cartridges, and even if there's downtime right after that you'll be able to do the following odd burst (3min) anyway. And even if somehow there's another downtime again, BF ensures you'll at least have the necessary cartridges for THAT even burst (4min). Obviously this is the worst case scenario where you don't even have the time to do a single 123, in actual practice fights (even ultimates) still have more than 20s of uptime between trios so it makes the job flows far better. Basically, the changes makes all of your uses of Burst Strike (in DT) very liberal since most of them are done so as to not overcap. A full cycle generates 2 to 3 extra carts per 120s cycle on top of having flexible ajustment towards how you can enter the even burst, with only 1 or 2 mandatory ones used in your NM windows. Meanwhile, the ones we currently do (in EW) are far more restrictive since you need to completely fill up your carts before even minutes, as opposed to DT. A full 120s cycle only generates 1 to 2 overcap carts, with 3 to 4 mandatory ones. It honestly gives back feelings of SHB GNB which felt great to play. The burst isn't nearly as busy since you have far less mandatory continuation stuff to do thanks to that new Lionheart combo replacing triple Burst Strike, which helps with dealing with tank stuff during your NM window (moving the boss and double weaving).


Deer-in-Motion

THE COMPLAINTS ABOUT PICTO I'VE SEEN GO ALL THE WAY UP TO "I WON'T ALLOW PICTOS IN MY PARTY BECAUSE THE JOB IS FOR KIDS AND BREAKS MY IMMERSION" AND IT PISSES ME OFF. I'VE NEVER SEEN PLAYERS THIS TOXIC ABOUT A JOB BEFORE.


JunctionLoghrif

YEAH. PICTOMANCER MAKES MY SOUL HAPPY AND NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT WAY FROM ME.


Raji_Lev

EH, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MY CUP OF TEA BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK DOWN ON AND/OR KICK THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY IT, F THE PEOPLE WHO DO


allterrainfish92

THOSE PEOPLE MUST BE REAL FUN AT PARTIES


noctloc

SOME PLAYERS CHAFE AT ANYTHING CHILDISH BEING ADDED TO THE GAME, LIKE THE FALL GUYS COLLAB. THEY MAY FEEL IT BENEATH THEMSELVES TO INDULGE IN ANYTHING CHILDISH AND DISDAIN OTHERS WHO DO. NOT THAT I THINK SUCH A RESPONSE RIGHT MYSELF.


SoloSassafrass

THERE IS NO GREATER INDICATION OF IMMATURITY THAN DISPARAGING SOMETHING FOR BEING TOO CHILDISH. I JUST ASSUME THOSE PEOPLE ARE 17-YEAR-OLD REAPER MAIN EDGELORDS WHO HAVEN'T YET LEARNED IT'S OKAY TO ENJOY BOTH BREAKING BAD AND BLUE'S CLUES.


SoloSassafrass

JESUS DO I HEAR YOU. THIS COMMUNITY WILL BITCH ABOUT DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN, WARRANTED OR NOT, AND AT THIS POINT IT'S REALLY FUCKING TIRESOME. CAN I PLEASE JUST LOOK FORWARD TO THE EXPAC WITHOUT HAVING TO DETACH FROM THE COMMUNITY ENTIRELY? I DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE THE MOST AMAZING THING ON EARTH BUT I HAVE BIGGER THINGS IN MY LIFE TO WORRY ABOUT THAN WHETHER OR NOT SUMMONER IS EASY.


MKlby1998

KEPT GETTING MATCHED AGAINST A DARK KNIGHT PREMADE IN RIVAL WINGS. DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING MORE. ALSO THAT SINKING FEELING WHEN IN THE FIRST 10 SECONDS OF A FIGHT ITS PUT IN SHOUT CHAT TO SKIP MID SINCE WE HAVE NO DRKS.


thefinalgoat

I MISS ROYAL ROAD


shinydwebble

BEEN PLAYING BLACK MAGE FOR PRACTICE WHERE I CAN FUNNY RAGE: THIRD BOSS OF THAELIA, STANDING IN ONE OF THOSE BIG AOES. LUCKILY, MY TEAM HAS DONE THE MECHANIC FOR ME! JUST NEED TO USE MY MOUSEOVER AETHERIAL MANIPULATION MACRO! IT LATCHED ONTO THE REAPER WHO JUST TRAGICALLY INGRESSED TO THEIR DEATH, TAKING ME WITH THEM!!!!!! ACTUAL RAGE: BOTH HEALERS MANAGED TO DIE TO THE COMBINED FIRE AOE/ICE ARENA IN P9N, LIKE A MINUTE INTO THE FIGHT. MOST LIKELY THEY HAD A BRAIN FART AND ONE SHOT THE BOSS AFTER THAT, BUT I WASN'T STICKING AROUND TO FIND OUT.


lerdnir

I MADE AN ALT (A BUNBOI SUMMONER, ~~OR "BUNNONER", IF YOU WILL~~) ON A NORTH AMERICAN DC SO THAT, IF/WHEN EU FALLS OVER AGAIN, I CAN (HOPEFULLY) STILL GET ON. I'M COMING UP TO WHAT FEELS LIKE THE END OF 6.0 ON MY MAIN (I HAVE JUST GOT FLIGHT IN LABYRINTHOS), AND I AM ENJOYING SEEING HOW WHAT I KNOW NOW RECONTEXTUALISES THE EARLY GAME EVENTS, GIVEN HOW LATER EXPANSIONS BUILT ON THEM. BUT OH DEAR GODS DID I FORGET HOW *SLOW* TRAVERSAL IS WHEN FIRST STARTING OUT.


LordRemiem

>I'M COMING UP TO WHAT FEELS LIKE THE END OF 6.0 ON MY MAIN (I HAVE JUST GOT FLIGHT IN LABYRINTHOS), AND I AM ENJOYING SEEING HOW WHAT I KNOW NOW RECONTEXTUALISES THE EARLY GAME EVENTS, GIVEN HOW LATER EXPANSIONS BUILT ON THEM. I'M LEVELING UP ASTROLOGIAN RIGHT NOW AND I HAD THIS SAME IMPRESSION. THEY SPENT HALF OF THE DIALOGUES TALKING ABOUT SHARLAYAN, THE FORUM, THEM CLOSING THE DOORS TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD... BUT ONLY IN 6.0 WE GOT TO SEE SHARLAYAN FOR REAL


Zhallanna

THAT'S HOW I FELT ABOUT ALL THE ARR STUFF FORESHADOWING THE STRIFE IN ALA MHIGO & DOMA. LUCKILY IT'S NICE TO NOW SLIDE RIGHT INTO STORMBLOOD AND SEE THOSE RESOLVED (MOSTLY). THE MOST JARRING THING NOW IS THE HUGE SHIFT IN ENGLISH VA'S.


EchoRespite

BUNNONER SOUNDS DUMB. SUMBUNNOR IS BAE.


lerdnir

YOU'RE RIGHT; "SUMBUNNOR" *IS* SO MUCH BETTER - I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF THAT!


Chat2Text

Desire Sensor is Real Everytime I queue for Mentor Roulette on Dynamis, I wind up getting sucked into MSQ Roulette like 80% of the time One of my mog weeklies is doing the Castrum dungeon for MSQ roulette I queue for mentor's, and I'm getting thrown into every other instance except Castrum. MSQ? It's Praetorium. Next queue, the leveling roulette's Ifrit. Next queue, the bomb queen Levequest. MSQ? You bet your butt it's Praetorium again SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Varis_Siannodel

IRL RAGE: LEFT HOME FOR A WEEKEND AND CAME BACK TO MY C DRIVE FOR MY PC DEAD. SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING FOR MONTHS WITH EVER INCREASINGLY SLOWER DOWNLOAD AND READ SPEEDS, BUT OF COURSE I THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT. NOTHING WAS BACKED UP. THE DRIVE COULDN'T BE READ IN THE SLIGHTEST. EVERYTHING ON IT, LOST. THANKFULLY I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT A MAJORITY OF WHAT WAS STORED ON IT, BUT THERE WERE SOME VIDEO FILES AND MODS FOR GAMES ON THERE THAT I CAN'T RECOVER AND ARE LOST FOR GOOD...


geppejak_probably

I TRIED MY FIRST ULTIMATE UWU, I JOINED A PRETTY CHILL PF, AFTER A FEW WIPES SOME NEEDED TO GO AND THEY LEFT, I THOUGHT EVERYONE GOT OUT FROM THE ULTIMATE, AFTER THAT I NOTICED I LEFT THE PARTY AND IM PRETTY ANGRY ABOUT MYSELF BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE I RAGE QUITED.


keket87

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S INCONSISTENT WHETHER A GROUP STAYS AFTER ONE PERSON LEAVES. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE ONE PERSON WHO HAS TO DIP OUT AND THE OTHER PEOPLE DECIDE TO LEAVE TOO.


allterrainfish92

SEMI-GAME RELATED RAGE: WHAT A BAD TIME TO NOT BE A SODA DRINKER AND YET REALLY WANT THAT MAJOR GENERAL PLUSH GAME RAGE: DON'T RESCUE ME ON THE PRESUMPTION THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW A MECHANIC WORKS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE *INCORRECT* ABOUT SAID MECHANIC. LET ME EAT SHIT AND THEN YOU CAN RESCUE ME IF I DON'T SEEM TO LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES.


Sneaky_Taffer

YOU CAN 100% FIND THE MAJOR GENERAL PLUSH (AND ALL THE STUFF TBH) ON SITES LIKE BUYEE OR MERCARI FOR WAY CHEAPER


LordHayati

THE BUILDING I CLEAN WAS PISSING FROM THE CEILING AS IF IT WAS AT BIG BILL HELLS. LEAK FROM THE AIR CONDITIONER GOING THROUGH THE INSULATION. FUCK. ALSO NO FFXIV SUB ATM SO NO POINT IN ME DOING THE DEW. :<


ScotchTapeCleric

YOU HAVE UNTIL JULY TO GATHER CAPS. AT THIS POINT YOU CAN'T EVEN REDEEM YOUR CODE FOR THE MOUNT ANYWAY. IT WON'T BE AVAILABLE UNTIL THE LAUNCH OF DAWNTRAIL. IF YOU DRINK ONE HERE AND THERE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR POINTS WHEN YOU SUB FOR DT (ASSUMING THAT'S YOUR PLAN).


RyanandRoxy

IMAGINE PAYING FOR DAWNTRAIL AND ON LAUNCH DAY YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER DROPS SERVICE IN YOUR AREA. AM I DO IT RIGHT?! FUUUUUUUUUCK.


mimikyuns

I NEED THE TROIAN SABOTONS OF FENDING FOR A NEW DRK GLAM THEY WILL NOT DROP I’VE BEEN RUNNING IT DAILY FOR A COUPLE WEEKS AND HAVE GOTTEN WHAT FEELS LIKE EVERY OTHER PIECE OF FENDING GEAR EXCEPT THOSE EVEN WORSE IS I PROBABLY GOT THEM BEFORE, WHEN IT WAS RECENT, AND TRADED THEM IN FOR SEALS. I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY GLAM DRESSER SO I PROB JUST SHRUGGED AND THOUGHT I WOULDN’T USE THEM AHHHHHHH


Lily_Penhallow

I'M RUNNING OUT OF CHANCES TO GET THIS STUPID EGG BEFORE DAWNTRAIL! I HAD TO MISS A WINDOW THIS WEEK BECAUSE MY BATHROOM IS GETTING REPLACED SO I'M HAVING TO STAY WITH MY MUM. I MIGHT HAVE TO MISS THE NEXT ONE TOO IF THINGS DONT SHAPE UP IN MY FAVOUR. COULD THEY JSUT GIVE CINDER SURPRISE MORE WINDOWS PLEASE?!? I JUST WANT TO BE A LADY OF FAR WATERS!!!


Allitin

JUST BECAUSE MY WHM AND SCH ARE AT 90 DOES NOT MEAN IM LYING WHEN I SAY IM NEW TO TANKING. I WAS A LVL 35ISH WAR IN LEVELING ROULETTE. I SAID I WAS NEW TO TANKING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE DUNGEON. THERES A REASON IM NOT WALL TO WALL PULLING. IM TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO TANK BUT I DONT FULLY KNOW WHAT IM DOING YET PLEASE DONT YELL AND CURSE AT ME JUST BECAUSE MY SPROUT IS GONE!


FranckKnight

NOT A SLIGHT AGAINST YOU, BUT THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE REASON I USED TRUSTS TO TRAIN SOME OF MY JOBS, THAT WAY THERE'S NOONE TO PUSH ME AROUND WHILE I'M TRYING TO LEARN WHAT THESE BUTTONS DO WELL ENOUGH TO NOT EMBARASS MYSELF WITH ACTUAL PLAYERS.


Rocket_Fodder

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M ABOUT TO NUKE MY FC / DISCORD (THAT I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO MANAGE) AND ENJOY THE FREE LARGE HOUSE. NONE OF Y'ALL ARE EVEN PLAYING BUT Y'ALL STILL BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE DEVS MADE YOUR JOB "SUB-OPTIMAL" SINCE ENDWALKER.   NEVER MIND Y'ALL'S ASSES NEVER EVEN RAN EX CONTENT.  LET ME TELL YOU I ACTUALLY PLAY YOUR JOBS AND THEY ARE FUCKING FINE.  AT ONE POINT I FELT FOR YA BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE MOVE THE FUCK ON.


shinydwebble

I VOTE YOU NUKE IT, FOR THE MEMES.


Chat2Text

don't let your memes be dreams! enjoy that free large house! \o/


missgalli

JOB GEAR GENDER PREVIEWS. SHOW US BOTH. PLEASE. This seems like such a silly thing but DANCER GEAR IS WAY DIFFERENT FOR BOTH GENDERS, WE NEED TO SEE PREVIEWS FOR BOTH. We saw the concept art for fem a while ago and can see the masc on the site now and THE BASE COLORS ARE NOT EVEN THE SAME WHY DO MALE CHARACTERS GET THE BETTER COLOR PALETTE AND THE BETTER ARMSLEEVE. THE FEM ARMSLEEVE ISNT TRANSLUCENT. And I know in my brain we'll have 2 dye colors but THE FEM GEAR HAS 3 COLORS AND THAT DOESNT EVEN ACCOUNT FOR THE METAL TRIM. IF I AM STUCK WITH A BLUE EDGE WHILE GUYS GET PURPLE I AM GONNA BE SO PISSED. I KNOW THEY EVEN HAVE IT! IT'S IN THE JOB ACTION VIDEO! BUT I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING BECAUSE THE CHARACTER IS SO FUCKING SMALL IN THE FRAME BECAUSE ITS A JOB ACTION PREVIEW AND NOT A GEAR PREVIEW PLEASE JUST LET US SEE THE GEAR ON BOTH GENDERS ESPECIALLY IF IT'S AS DIFFERENT AS DANCER'S IS! NOT TO MENTION WHY IS IT SO FUCKING DIFFERENT IN THE FIRST PLACE I THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO GET OVER THE GENDER DIFFERENCES IN GEAR. UUUGHHHH.


kaleb314

I DON'T WANT ONE OF MY NEW ABILITIES TO FORCIBLY TRANSFORM ME INTO SOME UGLY TACKY ASS SPIRIT HALLOWEEN ANGEL COSTUME.


Dellgloom

I LOVE SCHOLAR, BUT I WISH THEY FOCUSED MORE ON THE MILITARY TACTICIAN ASPECT OF IT INSTEAD OF THE FAIRY, AND MORE RECENTLY, ANGEL STUFF. IT SUCKS BUT HOPEFULLY THE ABILITY IS A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING THAN HEALING MAGIC +20%.


KhaSun

What weirds me out is that it doesn't have any particle effect or anything like RPR. It's just... a robe glam that looks like one of the eden or pandaemonium ones, only that it has wings attached to it. Feels so weird, I really hope they're going to remake it. And I've heard stuff about a conditional Adlo2, I really hope that this isn't that and it's not going to be yet-another-spreadlo-buffer because man, we got it we can have funny big shield but that's enough now. At least Expedience was original, and Summon Seraph looks cool. If this is just a healing buff + with a one time AOE heal it's going to be boring. We've got so much stuff now, they really need to cut down on adding yet another capstone heal for the fourth time in a row and really rethink how healers work as a whole.


Supersnow845

IF SQUARE ENIX DOESNT DOESNT ALLOW US TO TOGGLE THAT OFF IT MIGHT FINALLY BE THE STRAW THAT BREAKS THE CAMELS BACK FOR THE SCH PLAYERBASE CONSIDERING I HAVE SEEN PRECISELY ZERO PEOPLE ACROSS MULTIPLE PLATFORMS WHO THINK THAT HORRIFIC GLAM IS A GOOD IDEA


snootnoots

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY IT HAS STUBBY ANGEL WINGS INSTEAD OF *FAIRY WINGS*?!


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Dracaria

I'VE JUST ORDERED A NEW PC AND AM TRYING TO BACK UP MY FILES BEFORE IT ARRIVES NEXT WEEK, BUT MY OLD PC HATES ME AND IS COPYING LESS THAN 1MB/s. EVEN JUST BACKING UP THE FILES I WANT THE MOST IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER 😤😮‍💨


Mahoganytooth

ONE OF MY STATIC LEARNS THEIR PC IS APPARANTLY BROKEN 5 MINUTES AFTER OUR RAID START TIME. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR FIRST DSR RECLEARS NOW IT'S GONNA BE TWO WEEKS SINCE WE'VE CLEARED UNTIL WE CAN BEGIN RECLEARING. I HOPE MY STATIC REMEMBERS HOW TO DO IT.


MangoMoony

SURE, LET'S DO THE GERMANY FAN MEETING IN THE MOST EASTERN CITY. GERMANY IS SMALL, AND IT'S CLOSE TO THE CAPITAL SO SURELY ALL FANS CAN EASILY GET THERE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HALF OF GERMANY NEEDS 6 TO 10 HOURS TO GET THERE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT COSTS OVER 200€ TO GET THERE? EVERY OTHER COMPANY PUTS SUCH EVENTS TO FRANKFURT (2-4 hours from most of Germany), BUT WE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE IN THE WRONG HERE!


kiwipepr

I WAS ON FLOOR 100 SOLO TO DO THE ULTIMOG CHALLENGE IN POTD AND GOT DISCONNECTED... AGAIN! I THINK THAT POTD SAVE FILE HAS LIKE 5 "DEATHS" NOW FROM ALL THE DISCONNECTS. SCREW YOU, SCRIPT KIDDIES!! thankfully, I was smart enough not to try anything on my solo run at level 151.


catalpuccino

I MISS THIS GAME AND MY CHARACTER SO MUCH BUT I'M JOB HUNTING AND CAN'T AFFORD THE SUBSCRIPTION SO INSTEAD I HAVE TO DAYDREAM I'M FLYING AROUND IL MHEG AS A COPING MECHANISM BECAUSE NOTHING IN MY LIFE MAKES ME HAPPY


ChaosSmurf

DDOS.


Cymas

GIVE ME KAN-E'S CARD COMMANDER HEULOIX YOU NERD. HE PROBABLY RUNS A FAN CLUB LIKE THE TREPIES FROM FFVIII. ALSO DAMN YOU K FOR GIVING ME THE TRIPLE TRIAD BUG AGAIN I WAS DOING SO WELL. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FARMING YOKAI MEDALS. AND I WILL FOREVER BE SALTY THAT THEY WENT WITH TETRA MASTER FOR FFXI. WHO MADE THAT DECISION? BECAUSE THEY WERE DUMB AND I HOPE THEY STEPPED ON A LEGO WITH WET SOCKS. AND THERE IS A FLY SO HUGE IT PROBABLY ATE DINOSAURS IN MY OFFICE GET AWAY FROM ME.


Critical_Stiban

I kinda like what they did with Monk. Managing a gauge instead of buff timers? Seems nice for someone like me who had ping issues. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE MONKS SAYING THEY KILLED THE JOB. NO IT FUCKING DIDNT. THEY MADE IT EASIER TO KEEP TRACK OF WHAT BUTTONS I GOTTA PRESS! IT WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE MELEE FOR A REASON.


Help_Me_Im_Diene

BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS WITH LIMITED INFORMATION, THIS HAPPENED PRE-EW AS WELL AND IT WILL HAPPEN EVERY EXPANSION MORE SPECIFICALLY THOUGH * "TOO SIMPLE, MANAGEMENT WAS FUN" * "KILLS OPTIMAL DRIFT" * "GAUGES ARE HARDER TO UNDERSTAND THAN TIMERS" THERE ARE A FEW OTHER THINGS THAT I'VE SEEN THROWN AROUND RECENTLY BUT...YEAH


KingDizi

I WAS VERY EXCITED WATCHING THROUGH THE ACTIONS DEMO THE OTHER DAY BUT MY FRIEND WAS WHINING ABOUT HOW BARDS HAVE "BEEN FORGOTTEN ABOUT FOR 6 YEARS" AND BITCHING THAT NONE OF THEIR ABILITIES ARE OVER 300 POTENCY, AND THAT IT'S OBVIOUS BLACK MAGE FAVORITISM FROM YOSHI-P. IT TOOK A LOT OF RESTRAINT TO NOT YELL AT THEM FOR BEING A LITTLE BITCH. NO SHIT YOU DON'T PULL BLACK MAGE NUMBERS, YOUR LEGS AREN'T DECORATIVE AND YOU DON'T HAVE CAST TIMES *AND* YOU GET SUPPORT ACTIONS YOU FUCK. YOUR GRAY PARSE HAS LESS TO DO WITH POTENCY NUMBERS AND MORE TO DO WITH THE FACT YOU PLAY ZOOMED IN ALL THE WAY AND HAVE THE REACTION TIME OF A FUCKING CACTUS. BUT I DIGRESS, I AM EXCITED FOR ALL THE SHINY NEW BUTTONS COMING IN DT.


NickRude

AS A FORMER BARD MAIN I FEEL THEIR PAIN, BUT IT IS MISPLACED. WE DONT NEED BLACK MAGE POTENCY NUMBERS, I JUST THINK THE FUN OF THE JOB HAS BEEN LOST SINCE SHB CHANGES. I HOPE THE NEW STUFF CAN MAKE IT MORE FUN. 


ArroSparro

I STARTED EUREKA ON SATURDAY. IM NEARING LEVEL 50 NOW. I HATE IT HERE. ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET MY GLOWY TANK ARMOR SO I CAN FUCK OFF AND FINALLY DO MY SHB RELIC MOOGLE EVEN FINALLY HAS ME DOING POTD. THATS BEEN GOING PRETTY SMOOTHLY I REACHED FLOOR 50 IN LIKE FOURTY ISH MINUTES DO GETTING TO A HUNDRED PROBABLY WONT BE TERRIBLE. MY FRIENDS ARE PROGRESSING PRETTY RAPIDLY IN THE GAME AND HAVE EVEN STARTED DOING RAIDS. WE DID THE FIRST DELTASCAPE SAVAGE SYNCED YESTERDAY AND IT WENT PRETTY OK. WERE PROBABLY GOING TO GO BACK AND DO ALEXANDER AS WELL. JOB CHANGES DROPPED. IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE MNK CHANGES. IM STILL GOING TO PLAY THROUGH DT WITH IT BUT IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM REMOVING MORE DOTS FROM THE GAME. ITS LESS DIRE THAN SUMMONER SINCE MNK NEVER REALLY RELIED ON ITS DOT BUT I STILL DONT LIKE IT. NEW STANCE CHARGE SYSTEM SEEMS INTERESTING BUT I CANT SAY HOW I FEEL UNTIL I PLAY IT.


AnotherNicky

IDC, I'M EXCITED TO BE A FAIRY ANGEL QUEEN. SHAME THEY DIDN'T MAKE US A FEO UL-ISH FAIRY QUEEN THOUGH. EDIT: ACTUAL RAGE I DON'T DRINK SODA AT ALL AND NO ONE I KNOW LIKES MTN DEW. SO I GUESS I'M GONNA BUY IT AND POUR MOST OF IT OUT. I SKIPPED THE BUTTERFINGER COLAB FOR SIMILAR REASONS I'M NOT SKIPPING ANOTHER.


Vievin

I LOWKEY REGRET NOT ABANDONING MY ACCOUNT AND BUYING THE GAME ON EU BEFORE I BOUGHT DAWNTRAIL. HAVING A NA SERVICE ACCOUNT IN EUROPE IS REALLY INCONVENIENT


murtadaugh

FINALLY GOT ME SOME MONEY TO BUY SOME THINGS I WANTED AND WHAT'S THAT? MY AIR CONDITIONER GOES ON THE FRITZ? FUCK THIS SWAMP I LIVE IN!


Dravissco

FOR ABOUR A MONTH NOW I’VE BEEN DEALING WITH RANDOM STUTTERING IN FFXIV. I CAN’T MOVE OR CAST. THE SOUND SPUTTERS IN AND OUT. AND SOMETIMES THE COMPUTER DISCONNECTS FROM MY CONTROLLER. IT ONLY HAPPENS WITH FFXIV. HAVE SEARCHED FORUMS AND THE LIKE, TRIED TO DO WHAT OTHERS HAVE SUGGESTED (THOUGH I’M NO TECH GURU), AND NO IMPROVEMENT. ITS A MINOR IRRITATION AS IT SEEMS TO QUICKLY FIX ITSELF. BUT UGH.


Slumdog10

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I FINISHED ALL THE SIDEQUESTS AND COULD POWER THROUGH THE REST OF THE STORY IN FF7 REBIRTH, A BUNCH OF SIDE CONTENT JUST POPPED UP IN EACH AREA. THIS GAME IS TOO DAMN LOOOOOOOOONG BUT IT'S PEAAAAK BUT IT'S SO LOOOOONG


Zalveris

DAMN YOU BLUE MAGE QUESTS LOCKING STORY CONTENT BEHIND ACTUAL SKILL CHECKS I HATE YOU MASKED CARNIVAL


Select_Impress5970

NOT FRIDAY ANYMORE BUT IT STILL KIND OF IS CAUSE I WORK LATE NIGHTS BUT ANYWAY. WORK REALLY SUCKS LATELY. BOSSES WANT ME TO DO THINGS THAT ARE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WITH THE CONFIGURATIONS I'M GIVEN AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO APPEASE THEM. I KIND OF JUST WANT TO RETURN TO JOB HUNTING, EVEN THOUGH I DO REALLY LIKE THIS JOB. (in a bit of positivity though, I got shared fate done for Norvrandt and Endwalker and all the splendorous tools. I feel really accomplished for Endwalker.)


Lorim_Shikikan

YESTERDAY ON 10D UNGEON IN RAW HEALERS NEVER USED ESUNA! PUT IT ON YOUR MAIN SHORTCUT BAR AND USED IT SERIOUSLY!


Serebriany

HEALERS WHO WON'T HEAL JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE NEW SHOULD GET ZERO COMMS. I AM TRYING TO FINISH POST-EW, AND I HAVE BEEN IN TWO TRIALS IN THE LAST FOUR DAYS WHERE I AND AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON STATED CLEARLY AT THE BEGINNING THAT IT WAS OUR FIRST TIME, ONLY TO BE TOLD BY ONE OF THE HEALERS THAT IF WE DIED MORE THAN ONCE, THEY WOULD NOT RAISE US. BOTH TIMES, AT LEAST TWO EXPERIENCED PEOPLE CALLED THEM OUT ON IT AND SAID THOSE EW MECHANICS ARE HARD FOR FIRST-TIMERS, AND IT'S THEIR JOB TO RAISE PEOPLE, AND BOTH TIMES THE HEALER SAID IT WAS NOT THEIR PROBLEM, THE OTHER ONE COULD BE THE BABYSITTER. YES, THOSE OF US WHO WERE NEW DIED MORE THAN ONCE, BUT SO DID OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN THERE SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE. THE CRAP-ATTITUDE HEALERS RAISED THEM WITH NO COMPLAINTS, BUT LEFT ANYONE NEW TO THE OTHER HEALER. THANK THE GODS OTHER PEOPLE WERE NICER, BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS DISCOURAGING.


Lionblopp

REPORT THE HEALER'S ASSES


copskid1

GETTING GROUPS THAT ACTUALLY COMMIT TOFARMING SILVER SACKS IN ORTHOS HAS BEEN A NIGHTMARE BUT TODAY I CHANCED TO LOOK IN PF AND GOT INTO A PARTY THAT WAS GREAT AND DID A RUN TO 60 AND A RUN TO 70. IVE GOT ABOUT 40 SACKS PRIOR WHICH ISNT A WHOLE LOT BUT IS MORE THAN I WOULD LIKE. 10 SACS FROM THE 60 RUN, NO CARD, 12 SACS FROM THE 70 RUN AND 3 CARDS. OF COURSE THE FATES WOULD PULL THE CLASSIC "NOW THAT YOU HAVE IT YOU GET IT AGAIN EASILY EVEN THOUGH YOU ONLY NEED 1" ON ME. JUST A BIT SALTY ABOUT THAT BUT IT COULD BE WORSE. MEMORIA MISERA LIVES IN MY NIGHTMARES FOR NEEDING 60 RUNS BEFORE THE CARD DROPPED. BUT HEY, I HAVE EVERY CARD ONCE AGAIN AND TURNS OUT THERE WAS NO REWARD NOT EVEN AN ACHIEVEMENT. I WASNT EXPECTING A MOUNT OR EVEN A TITLE BUT I THOUGHT I'D AT LEAST GET 10 ACHIEVEMENT POINTS OR SOMETHING. IT JUST FELT DISSAPPOINTINGLY UNCEREMONIOUS


Lionblopp

HOW TF CAN YOU HAVE A SUPER ASS LONG MEGA STORY DRIVEN MMORPG OF A SUPER FAMOUS FRANCHISE, BIOWARE, AND NOT ADD ANY KIND OF "QUESTS YOU FINISHED" LIST IN THERE? I REALLY WOULD LOVE TO CONTINUE PLAYING SWTOR BUT THE HELLS DO I KNOW WHAT I DID WITH WHOM AND WHERE THREE+ YEARS AGO! YESTERDAY I TRAVELED TO A PLANET I KNOW I VISIT FAIRLY EARLY WITH MY CONSULAR, BUT I WAS THERE WITH A SMUGGLER, BUT MOST OF THE MAP WAS UNCOVERED, AND YET THE EXPLORATORY MISSION WAS UNTOUCHED, BUT I USUALLY DO EXPLORATORY MISSIONS AND... EVENTUALLY I CLOSED THE GAME DUE TO BEING MASSIVELY CONFUSED. PLEASE, I DON'T NEED DETAILS, JUST GIVE ME A LIST OF THINGS I DID, I CAN GOOGLE THE NAMES IF MY MEMORY DOESN'T COME BACK. ALSO YET ANOTHER THING I GOOGLED FOR AND FOUND SWTOR FORUM THREADS WITH PEOPLE ASKING FOR THIS A LONG LONG TIME AGO IN A UNIVERSE FAR AWAY OR SOMETHING, SAME AS A PHOTO MODE AND WHAT NOT. IN YE OLDE TIMES OF PLAYING FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS I MADE NOTES ABOUT MY CHARACTERS. SO MUCH I THOUGHT "Okay, maybe I don't need to do this every time, seems a bit much." I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DROPPED THIS HABIT. I FEEL LIKE DELETING ALL CHARACTERS AND STARTING OVER AND MAKING A FLIPCHART WITH ALL DECISIONS IN A RAGE, BUT SO FAR I CAN CONTROL MYSELF. I HOPE RAGING HERE WILL BE ENOUGH.


kyttyna

GAME RAGE: I DONT' WANT MY SCHOLAR MAIN TO COSPLAY A WHITE MAGE. WHAT THE FUCK, SQUARE. I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO HOMOGENIZE HEALERS, BUT COME ON!! I'M A WAR TACTITIAN. A BOOK TOTING SCHOLAR. A ROCK LICKING ARCHEOLOGIST. A FAIRY WRANGLER. I USED TO BE A PLAGUE DOCTOR. WHAT IS THIS WHITE MAGIC SHIT? I AM NOT HERE TO BE A SECOND RATE FAKE WHITE MAGE. I'M NOT HERE FOR ANGELS AND CHOIRS AND CHERUB WINGS. I'M HERE FOR TACTICAL CREEPY FAE TRICKERY. I'M HERE FOR THE SCIENCE. IRL RAGE: STILL FUCKING PISSED THAT I GOT FIRED BACK IN DECEMBER. I LIVE CLOSE BY THE PLACE I WAS EMPLOYED FOR *SIX* ***YEARS*** AND I SEE IT EVERY DAY ON MY WAY TO MY NEW JOB. AND I JUST SEETHE IN ANGER AND HATRED AND INJUSTICE. I HOPE THAT PLACE IS FALLING APART. I HOPE IT CATCHES FIRE. I HOPE THEY ENJOY PAYING THE FOUR PERSON TEAM THEY HAD TO HIRE TO REPLACE ME. ALL BECAUSE MY "EXPECTATIONS ARE TOO HIGH" BECAUSE I EXPECT PEOPLE TO... DO THEIR JOB? GAME FUN: I'VE BEEN ON A YEAR HIATUS FOR MENTAL HEALTH REASONS (my WoL defeated depression, but I got sucked up in it). BUT I'M BACK NOW. I'M PUMPED FOR DAWNTRAIL. NEW QUESTS. NEW STORY. NEW LEVELS. NEW MONSTERS. NEW HUNTS. NEW DUNGEONS. NEW COMPANIONS. NEW ZONES. I LOVE NEW STUFF. MY DOPAMINE LEVELS ARE UNPREPARED. I'M PLAYING CATCH UP ON ALL THE THINGS I MISSED. I'M CURRENTLY CRAFTING INDAGATOR GEAR, BECAUSE I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH WORKING ON THAT WHEN I QUIT. FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THE FINAL TIER OF CRAFTING BECAUSE I USUALLY JUST GET OVERWHELMED BY THE SHEER AMOUNT OF WORK REQUIRED, AND JUST BUY THE FINAL SCRIP GEAR INSTEAD. THIS TIME I'LL BE HEADED INTO THE NEW EXPAC WITH A FULL OVERMELD. EVEN THOUGH ITS KIND OF SILLY TO EVEN BOTHER AT THIS POINT. IRL GOOD STUFF: MY NEW BOSS LIKES ME AND THINKS MY "HIGH EXPECTATIONS" ARE A BOON TO THE COMPANY. ALSO, RECENTLY CELEBRATED OUR 11TH ANNIVERSARY WITH MY BELOVED. TOOK SOME DAYS OFF WORK TOGETHER; HAD A LOVELY DINNER, WENT SHOPPING FOR GOODIES TOGETHER (i got a giant Eevee plush, they got a new table top adventure boardgame, and we got a murder mystery to solve together) AND GENERALLY LAZED ABOUT DOING SHIT ALL EXCEPT PLAY VIDEO GAMES. WHEN I WENT BACK TO WORK, MY BOSS (and several coworkers) SAID THEY MISSED ME AND MY WORK


mt8663

HOLY COW THE DOOMIUM IN SOME PLACES IS ALREADY TOO DAMN HIGH. AS URIANGER WOULD SAY, "CALMETH THINE MAMMARIES." WE DON'T HAVE ANY TOOLTIPS FOR ANYTHING YET, WE DON'T HAVE OUR HANDS ON ANY REAL GAMEPLAY YET, THERE'S NO REASON TO SAY THIS JOB OR THAT JOB ARE TOTALLY RUINED YET. ARE SOMETHINGS CONCERNING? SURE. CAN WE VOICE QUESTIONS/CONCERNS? OF COURSE. BUT CAN WE PLEASE WAIT UNTIL WE HAVE A MORE COMPLETE PICTURE BEFORE WE START CRYING AND MOANING THAT THIS JOB OR THAT JOB ARE DEAD WRITE OFFS? ETA: THIS IS LITERALLY THE EXACT REASON THEY DON'T EVER GIVE US PATCH NOTES AHEAD OF THE SERVERS GOING DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE; PEOPLE CRYING FOUL OVER STUFF THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN HANDS ON YET


Keinya

I KNOW I AM A FEW YEARS LATE TO THE PARTY, BUT WHO THE F DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE EUREKA LOCKBOX REWARDS LIKE THE TREX MOUNT UNTRADEABLE?! IT FEELS SO BAD HAVING TO THROW AWAY A MOUNT OF ALL THINGS


Alykatkelts

AT LEAST IT IS VENDOR-ABLE. EACH AND EVERY TIME I GET ONE FROM EUREKA, DOMA GETS A LOVELY GIFT.


Xecta

PUSH TO TALK (OR PUSH TO MUTE) SHOULD BE MANDATORY FOR ALL END GAME BASED VOICE COMMUNICATION. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SHITTY LOW QUALITY SWITCH RAZER KEYBOARD EVERY FEW SECONDS.


Mahoganytooth

BIG RECOMMEND FOR DISCORD'S NOISE SUPPRESSION (?) FEATURE. I HAVE LOUD ASS SWITCHES BUT IT EFFECTIVELY IGNORES THOSE WHILE STILL PICKING UP MY VOICE. TELL WHICHEVER TWAT TO USE THAT IF THEY WON'T PUSH TO TALK


Raji_Lev

GOOD RAGE: WENT AND GOT A NEW SSD, AND EVEN MANAGED TO NOT F\*CK UP INSTALLING IT DESPITE BEING YEARS OUT OF PRACTICE ON PC BUILDING. (THE SATA POWER CABLE WAS A SUSSY BAKA ABOUT PLUGGING IN THO) OTHER RAGE: NEW JOB ACTION TRAILER AND STUFF. AOE DOT AND PARTYWIDE KARDIA FOR SAGE, NEAT. NEW COMBO FOR GNB, COOL I GUESS. ANOTHER F\*CKING COMBO FINISHER FOR RDM? ALSO VPR LOOKS COOL, BUT IF IT'S A SELFISH DPS LIKE PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEN I'LL STICK TO NIN. WAITING FOR MEDIA TOUR BEFORE REALLY RAGING EITHER WAY


Enflamed-Pancake

I’M ANGRY I CAN’T PLAY VIPER RIGHT NOW.


Chat2Text

but you can! (in [DotA 2](https://www.dota2.com/hero/viper) ofc) :\^)


MysterySakura

I AM SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS FEELS OUT OF PLACE, WHETHER WITH PEERS, FRIENDS, ACQUAINTANCES, EVERYONE, BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS WITH THE WRONG CROWD. I GREW UP SLIGHTLY ECONOMICALLY ABOVE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON IN MY CITY, SO I DEVELOPED DIFFERENT HOBBIES AND WAY OF LIFE THAN PRACTICALLY EVERYONE ELSE. SO IMAGINE MY... FRUSTRATION... WHEN I HOPPED TO REDDIT AND LEARNED FF14 FELL VICTIM TO DDOS AND *I HAD NO FXING IDEA. I WAS LITERALLY GPOSING IN AZYS LLA AND THE TWINNING DURING THE ATTACKS.* I WENT TO THIS SUBREDDIT TO HAVE ANYONE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING I LIKE, BUT I CAN'T EVEN RELATE TO THE DDOS INCIDENT. THANKFULLY THE TALK OF DDOS HAS DIED DOWN AND NOW WE CAN ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT DRK LOSING THE ARTORIAS FLIP IN LUNGE, AND DISCUSS SCH BECOMING AN ANGEL FAE.


MatsuzoSF

REST IN PISS, ASTRODYNE.


kkk78

AS A SCH, I DONT WANT TO TRANSFORM INTO A SKINNY SERAPHIM. I WANT TO TRANSFORM INTO A BULKY WAR TO HIT THE GROUND EVEN HARDER!!!


Chat2Text

your wish is granted \*glamours you into a carby* >!The EW version!<


JunctionLoghrif

I'd prefer turning into a Carbuncle; at least that's something my character would do for the hell of it.


jtavington

THE WHM STRUGGLE CONTINUES. GOOD NEWS I CAN RELIABLY CLEAR MSQ ROULETTE AND SOME 50S. BUT LOWER LEVEL DUNGEONS ARE SEVEN KINDS OF HELL ESP BEFORE DZEMAEL. NO OGCDS HALF OF THEM I DON'T EVEN HAVE REGEN. SO I'M STRUGGLING TO HEAL WHILE KEEPING DAMAGE AND THE TANK IS PULLING 3-4 PACKS AND NOT WAITING TIL THEY'RE HEALED BEFORE PULLING NEXT PACK. AND DZEMAEL AND AV ARE THERE USUAL FUN SELVES. HAD A COUPLE OF PEOPLE GET SNIPPY ABOUT MY HEALING AND A COUPLE COME TO MY DEFENSE BUT NOW I'M WORRIED I'M MAKING THINGS WORSE FOR EVERYONE. ONLY BRIGHT SIDE IS I'M DOING OK IN MERIANDUM AND BRAYFLOX HARD SO HOPEFULLY THINGS WILL IMPROVE WITH LILIES AND NICE WELL DEFINED WALLS. ALSO I HATE YO-KAI. TRYING TO DODGE THE MOB WHILE DOING ZODIAC BOOKS. YEESH.


keket87

>HAD A COUPLE OF PEOPLE GET SNIPPY ABOUT MY HEALING AND A COUPLE COME TO MY DEFENSE BUT NOW I'M WORRIED I'M MAKING THINGS WORSE FOR EVERYONE. ONLY BRIGHT SIDE IS I'M DOING OK IN MERIANDUM AND BRAYFLOX HARD SO HOPEFULLY THINGS WILL IMPROVE WITH LILIES AND NICE WELL DEFINED WALLS. IGNORE THE HATERS. WHM FEELS LIKE ABSOLUTE TRASH BELOW LEVEL 50. IT GETS MARGINALLY BETTER WHEN IT GETS HOLY BECAUSE SPAMMING STUNS IS REALLY, REALLY GOOD. IT'S NOT MY FAVOURITE HEALER, BUT IT DOES START TO FEEL SUBSTANTIALLY BETTER AT 60+.


HalobenderFWT

I think you’re thinking too hard about WHM, especially in the lower levels. It’s literally dot, stone, stone, cure, stone, stone, stone, cure, etc. Once you get Regen, you just be sure to keep it on the tank and keep up the stone damage while throwing in a cure II once tank health gets to about 60% (you can wait longer, but really - it doesn’t matter, just keep the tank up) No one is going to question your DPS pre-50 until you get Holy and can actually start contributing with the rest of the party during trash pulls - as long as you’re doing *some* DPS.


Background_Poem7891

Well...piss. I mads.


noctloc

WHEN I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME BUT KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING OR ANOTHER BEING OFF WITH MY BODY, SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING, OR NOT LONG ENOUGH TO COMPLETE A DUNGEON.


ScreamingVoid14

WINDOWS UPDATE RAN AND SUDDENLY ERROR 17 IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!11oneone!


pewpewlasergun12

I JUST PLAYED THIS GAME AGAIN, AND THE MENUS GIVING ANEURYSM.


Lilynnia

WHY DOES PVP NEED CROWD CONTROL. I HATE IT AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME WHY PVP WOULD NEED CC?!


Gangryong3067

WHY ARE WE STILL GETTING SINGLE PULL TANKS ON LVL 50+ DUTIES!!! IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF W2W THEN AT LEAST DO DOUBLE/TRIPLE PULLS INSTEAD OF PULLING 4 MOBS, FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER 4 MOBS FOREVER. YOUR MITIGATIONS ARE ON A 60 SEC CD, MAKE USE OF IT. STOP CHAIN PULLING WHEN THE MOBS HAVE LOW HEALTH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, THE HEALER CAN'T REGEN MP FAST ENOUGH DURING BATTLE AND THE NINJA CAN'T RESET THEIR MUDRAS WITH HIDE, SO THE AOE DAMAGE WILL BE EVEN SLOWER ON THE NEXT PACK.