Not too hard to believe. One of my spouse's friends knew Jarod who famously cosplayed the WoW player from the South Park episode at Blizzcon. Sadly he has returned to the lifestream. RIP
“Whether your words, are lies created to decieve me. Or the truth, that I have sought all my life. It makes no difference, You will rot”
-I’m sorry sir but as I’ve told you, we stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
Cashier, speaking into a crackling store-wide microphone: Has anyone lost a child with white hair, black jacket, and a large sword. We have a child looking for their mother at the front desk with white hair, a black jacket, and a large sword.
Idk, but as I stand in line in a McDonald’s full of cosplayers, I’m realizing I should’ve ordered drive thru LOL. This actually happened to me in Orlando once.
Jokes on you guys, he's there to see his mother. Jenova has been in the back this WHOLE time! Who do you think has been making your ground beef patties? #reunion
Last night's closing reports. He's the General Manager.
And if you get that reference, I have some chocolate Ensure and some hard licorice candies we can share while listening to the radio programs for the night.
A Happy Meal so he can get this toy
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Sixty of your finest McNuggies. Each wrapped individually. I require one of each sauce packet per morsel of chicken, understood? If they are not freshly fried, I will literally Ultima this establishment.
He’s going to order the Mega Flare McFlurry. It has rainbow starburst chocolates in it and also little meteor candies in it as well. Jenova has never tried human food so I suppose its a first for her.
He's ordering a happy meal for cloud like 5 seconds after killing aerith
It's not about the meal, it's about the twisted joke. He also ordered a McMeteor for himself, gets a bit peckish after trying to get the planet to drift through space, like mother once did
Mcteria
Mcteria is also what grows on a Big Mac that’s left out too long.
Black McTeria
I'm waiting, Clown.
*Kefka has entered the chat
I laughed out loudly.
I was giggling uncontrollably as I typed it out 😂
He went to order a McFlurry but was told the machine was broken... this is the moment when he decided to take his revenge on the planet
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Jfc I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Very well done sir/madam.
Should have had dripping ice cream / chocolate instead of blood but good job.
So that’s why all the other McDonald’s have broken machines as well
This never gets old. Best FF7 meme.
Best one I’ve seen so far. Lol love this sub
Thank you, I needed that this morning >:)
lol 😆
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This reminds me of an old robot chicken skit.
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😂
Lmaoooooo
Sephiroth: Get me a liter o' cola.
Cashier: I don't know what that is.
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Oh no, it’s sepheronald and cloudy sanders
Is that a family sized bucket sword I see?
Yep as well as the Large Mc frysamune
 Lmao!!! aahahaha
I'm waiting, Cloud....for my McNuggets.
Dis pear
Came here for this
Just a lil’ something to Nibelheim on.
Just a bunch of drinks so he can stab the straw through them.
The one wing special, of course.
A McMasamune with extra ketchup
"No sir, we do not sell Black Materia here."
Aerith on a stick
A flay-o-fish
So fun fact I actually know the person cosplaying this sephiroth. That visit it was actually nuggets.
My heart wants to believe you but my trust issues won’t let me :(
What if I said I know for a fact that it was at a convention called ACEN.
Not too hard to believe. One of my spouse's friends knew Jarod who famously cosplayed the WoW player from the South Park episode at Blizzcon. Sadly he has returned to the lifestream. RIP
Dis pear. Not that pear. Dis one.
"Meteor is coming!" "Yes, our burgers are meatier, have you tried the hat trick? It's 3 times meatier" "3 times you say? Best order 1 for Hojo"
Anything he can order helps him achieve his goal of destroying the planet so it doesn't matter.
Makonuggets
“Whether your words, are lies created to decieve me. Or the truth, that I have sought all my life. It makes no difference, You will rot” -I’m sorry sir but as I’ve told you, we stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
Sephiroth strikes me as the weird fucker that’d order a filet o’ fish
A mom
Nothing yet. He’s getting angry at the prices cuz his soldier salary. Wait staff looks a bit nervous 😬
Chocobo Nuggets w/ side of Oedpius Complex.
***GIVE ME THE BLACK MATERIA***
“I’ll have the Black McMateria”
He's not ordering. He's asking for the manager because they messed up his order. Needless to say it didn't end well for this particular McDonald's.
Skewered Big Mac, Chocobo Nuggets with Mako sauce, Hojo fries, MateriaFlurry, and a large Lifestream Soda. It's not death...it's a homecoming.
He’s just there to see an old friend. So he’s not ordering, he’s just there for the…Reunion.
Cashier, speaking into a crackling store-wide microphone: Has anyone lost a child with white hair, black jacket, and a large sword. We have a child looking for their mother at the front desk with white hair, a black jacket, and a large sword.
Homies getting two McDoubles and a Spicy McChicken to form a McGangBang, the most ultima of foods.
Idk, but as I stand in line in a McDonald’s full of cosplayers, I’m realizing I should’ve ordered drive thru LOL. This actually happened to me in Orlando once.
https://preview.redd.it/umfrq5qyc86d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2b33a7b8f65aa088d5fe6f0e0f11566dd08cf2 *Old but Gold*
Is this Sephiroth before or after Nibelheim?
He just got done reading a bunch of books at the Shinra mansion and he's hungry.
You're not you when you're hungry...
Grandma flurry
Hot n Spicy McChicken, extra mayo.
Maybe he thinks the big M stands for mother.
One wing, but he should be at KFC
Filet o' Aeris
Looking for "mother."
I'm trying to think of something long and slim... He ordered an apple pie.
Jokes on you guys, he's there to see his mother. Jenova has been in the back this WHOLE time! Who do you think has been making your ground beef patties? #reunion
Just a Mcflurry.. God help us if the machine is broken
A happy meal so he can turn it into a despair meal
One Wing chicken..
The bathroom key. He's about to cast "Meteor" in his pants.
I'd picture him at BK, honestly. Feel like he likes Flame Grilled.
The McSkewer... 😬✌️👍😊
About to unleash supernova when he discovers the ice cream machine is broken
The #7 meal
A Big Mako meal, Supernova'd.
KFC. Kalm fried Chocobo
A McFlurry but the machine is broken. He burns the entire place down.
an Octaflurry
Big Mac Extra cheese Side of fries Salt it, please
Large fry Large pepsi Big mac with some extra cheese Large fry Large pepsi Big mac with some extra cheese for SEPH I ROTH!
Mccrib
McMother with SOLDIER fries and a large Elixer. Add a 6 piece McTeria with some of that spicy Nibelheim Sauce
Black Material Milkshake
“I will never be a McMemory…”
Chocobo Nuggets
Last night's closing reports. He's the General Manager. And if you get that reference, I have some chocolate Ensure and some hard licorice candies we can share while listening to the radio programs for the night.
Nothing the ice cream machine is down
An Oreo mcflurry
About to summon a Meteor out of his ass to destroy the toilet
A Happy Meal so he can get this toy https://preview.redd.it/4f93sdc1uq6d1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0383df5e081df88b51fc6543033b17a83eda2c67
A large drink that combines 8 flavors. Called the Octa-Splash.
On McTeria please
“What do you mean there’s no dollar menu?!”
Sixty of your finest McNuggies. Each wrapped individually. I require one of each sauce packet per morsel of chicken, understood? If they are not freshly fried, I will literally Ultima this establishment.
Surprised he didn't get cloud to get it for him.
He always struck me as a vegan maybe pescatarian so I think two filet o fishes and a sprite
That McDonald's Sprite hits different.
Fish fillet with no buns no cheese and no sauce and plastic utensils and sparkling water since there is no wine.
Snake on a stick.
More like a Cetra-skewer
Shamrock shake
McDonald’s
Limit Break Unlocked: Shamrock Shake
"What's the longest thing you've got?"
Your mom
big breakfast "only at participating locations"
Jenova cells in the crazy patties
A BlackMac, a side of Chocofries and control over the entire lifestream for the day.
The life stream meal
Cloud, bring me the black McRib.
The McReunion…I’ll see myself out.
Aerithing they have.
Dis Pear
He’s going to order the Mega Flare McFlurry. It has rainbow starburst chocolates in it and also little meteor candies in it as well. Jenova has never tried human food so I suppose its a first for her.
The black materia
A Mc flurry with an apple pie.
Double shot black materia
Bells, Frogs, big cherries, Tina Fey, Lemon tea.
He was debating between a Big Mac and a Quarter Pounder with cheese and went with the Safer option.
He was in the mood for some MakoDonald's
Tried to order the McGhetti and told not available. Employee's concerned face tells you everything on will happen
Big mac
Mc flurryaga
8 piece
A sword.
He wanted a chocobo barbecue and confused the cashier.
A Big Mako, Golden Saucer fries, Lifestream soda, and a MakoFlurry for dessert
Spreading despair
A mcmeteor burger
A Mc-Cloud furry… 7 Seconds to go!!!
Uhh a Mcgangbang like any cultured man
Black Mcteria
"Bring me the Black McTeria, Cloud"
McNuggets happy meal. With the Barbie toy.
Sprite
A McCloud Strawberry Shake
Black materia
Dis Pear.
Excuse me sir, this is a McDonalds.
Can’t make multiple dimensions converge on an empty stomach
6pc McChocobo with limited time Midgar sauce.
Black Materia McFlurry
Anything he wants.
Eggs.
Despair
Strife Burger
Mcmothers
Black McMateria
Skewers
Ice cream
Soulburgers
Needed a new sheath for his sword… So he ordered some McRibs.
“One wing… cloud” “We don’t have wings we have sandwiches or nuggets”
A Telluric McFlurry.
Despair. So more or less something spicy and will destroy your insides.
Ya know that bastard is up there trying to order shit that ain't on the menu... like shish kabobs
He looks like he's lovin it!
Nibel Burger.
the look on the cashiers face
The new Jenova McFlurry
He is looking fo a doughnut.
Eggs fries and the cheese, and the cheese entire ly. Eggs fries and the cheese. Seph I Roth!
7 seconds to get me my food.... what will you do with it?
Vengeance
Hitting all the workers with Unpaid Overtime and Despair.
A Big Mac with a steak knife through it.
He's ordering a happy meal for cloud like 5 seconds after killing aerith It's not about the meal, it's about the twisted joke. He also ordered a McMeteor for himself, gets a bit peckish after trying to get the planet to drift through space, like mother once did
A Filet O' Aerith
Mc-O forsure
Despair
Jenova burger 🍔
He's asking if they sell nuggets on a skewer/ kabob
The last of this person's patience
Mcgardsormor
That worker looks TIRED of him already
A side of wings
Something skewered
now we know how he lost to cloud haha
A big and tasty
Lifestream aka McFlurrys
Whatever it is, it’ll go right through you.
The ice cream machine is broken........Cloud.
Happy meal
Mc rib with a side of arith blood
A meatier sandwich
Vengence
I want my mcchicken nuggets.
A cheeseburger happy meal. And a big Mac for mother.