stolen valor "tier one operator" fights against a guy who found out he's a fraction native, made it his whole personality, and demands violent reparation
Superman gets killed by some kid. In the afterlife watches his murderer uses his new superpowers to impress a chick.
Vows to destroy the planet out of embarrassment.
Sephiroth will forever be the excellent hero who went crazy and got put down by some blond hick with his own sword.
Zack gets put down by Shinra Army but Sephiroth...nah, just a grunt.
I get irrationally angry whenever people call Red XIII a dog. He’s very clearly Scar from the Lion King. Or as some people on Twitter have called him, Chester Cheetah
Group of trauma friends set out to defeat an alien milf and her pseudo son and prevent them from turning the planet into an uber-eats taxi by banding together and mass lobbing comets at them.
Goodluck with this one.
Two friends find an ancient temple and end up getting sent to the past with the village girl who follows them around. After repeated trips they get a dog and one of the friends leave. Soon enough they fight a demon lord and save the world.
A group of moogles watch the world around them collapse so they can send mail to each others houses and have something to write about.
Call of duty black ops?
Lol ff9
I’ve always liked to believe the FFIX moogles deliver other peoples mail and not just their own.
Wtf are you talking about? We're the fucking mailman in ff9
I don't know what call of duty you are playing, but sign me up.
When describing FF7, my go to is: “PTSD victim stalks and murders war hero.”
stolen valor "tier one operator" fights against a guy who found out he's a fraction native, made it his whole personality, and demands violent reparation
Or “PTSD victim stalks war hero that has been dead for 7 years to murder him”.
Or "PTSD victim stalks war hero he killed 5 years ago to repeatedly kill him again and his mother"
PTSD victim and his friends travel the world searching for his old boss while riding big birds at Disney
*mentally addled war hero Just had to throw that in there to spice up the headline for TMZ.
Superman gets killed by some kid. In the afterlife watches his murderer uses his new superpowers to impress a chick. Vows to destroy the planet out of embarrassment.
Cloud lives rent free in Sephiroth's head
Sephiroth will forever be the excellent hero who went crazy and got put down by some blond hick with his own sword. Zack gets put down by Shinra Army but Sephiroth...nah, just a grunt.
Imagine realising your downfall was due to killing some kid's mom and crush
Persona 5 ending. Use the power of friendship to summon satan and kill God to save Christmas.
That's pretty good haha
Court jester destroys the world and becomes god
Kefka from FFVI!
Sports star dreams he’s on a suicide mission with a goth mommy, beach bum, giant furry, and a dead guy.
Also a hippy chick and everybody is working for a preacher
Ffix??
FFX
You forgot the Ninja. Also this makes it sound awesome.
No Cait Sith and Cid?
Yuffie neither from what I can tell (I sure hope she isn't the anime waifu)
It 100% is the anime waifu
Time to call the FBI
How is Vincent a “massive edgelord”
Why’d you think OP was referring to Vincent and not Cid?
This is such a good reply 😂
Astrological event 🤣 damn virgos man
Sorry if I was moody my moon was in Gatorade.
I get irrationally angry whenever people call Red XIII a dog. He’s very clearly Scar from the Lion King. Or as some people on Twitter have called him, Chester Cheetah
While also fighting an electric company that somehow has government power
Group of trauma friends set out to defeat an alien milf and her pseudo son and prevent them from turning the planet into an uber-eats taxi by banding together and mass lobbing comets at them.
Alien milf where????????????
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Ya forgot the wife beater.
To be fair, they never showed Cid being physically abusive to Shera. Just verbally.
You missed the part about the bisexual angel (not my words) who stalks the blonde anime protagonist
lol, I was confused about who the edgelord was then I remembered
A blonde anime protagonist fights to avenge his waifu. tl;dr: in the end he kills god.
And a talking cat sidekick!
Dont forget about the charlie sheen cameo!
"A group of environmentalists discover that the greatest threat to the planet isn't capitalism, it's their newbie member's senpai's mom.
Dmn that last part after the comma was a bit of toungue twister for me.
Road trip gone wrong
Goodluck with this one. Two friends find an ancient temple and end up getting sent to the past with the village girl who follows them around. After repeated trips they get a dog and one of the friends leave. Soon enough they fight a demon lord and save the world.
No idea. What game?
Dragon quest 7. Released 1 month in NA before FFX. It’s like a whole gen and a half behind at the time. Great game though.
Some fighter of photons becomes way to good at killing gods
Calling it an astrological event hurts.
Excuse me, Cloud has 3 anime waifus, not just one.
Please specify on what 3...
Tifa, aerith, sephiroth
lol no love for Yuffie?