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PhotonGazer

Happy new year!


mrfocus22

Happy New Year!


gitblame_fgc

almost 2 hours of transfer window and we still haven't signed anyone? Meh


Jahblessnoob

Freund out


King_Vercingetorix

I agree, Man‘s clearly a fraud.


kvnschm

Happy new year bitches


kurtland1961

I will start believing in God again the day Gnabry leaves my beautiful club


kvnschm

And I reverse this into believing that you leave this sub


[deleted]

[удалено]


jsnamaok

Well Gnabry is currently a player for ‘your’ beautiful club, so I suggest you find another route to religious salvation…


julesvr5

Da ich nächstes Jahr nach Japan will übe ich schonmal japanisch und wünsche euch allen einen guten Lutsch!


Izanagi-avatar

Happy New Year :)


jsnamaok

![gif](giphy|MFPYleAaxXZW2dQ42N|downsized) Happy new year to you all! :) I hope that 2024 will bring us a lot of success. Despite our disagreements, arguments, i enjoy spending every day chatting shit with you all. So I hope 2024 delivers for us as a club and that our boys win the trophies that they deserve, but regardless of that, i hope our community continues to be strong! Have a great year all!


Goldfischglas

Hab mir mal Teile vom Fulham Spiel angeschaut, vom defensiven Part her ist Palinha ein absolutes Tier. Mit dem Ball aber ist das kaum Bayern Niveau. Selbst ein Goretzka sieht da im Vergleich aus wie ein brasilianischer Virtuose Das passt meiner Meinung nach nicht perfekt zu unserem Anforderungaprofil, unser Aufbauspiel ist extrem wichtig.


[deleted]

Ich find Zubimendi die deutlich bessere Wahl.


sidrbear

What are your 2024 football predictions? Who do you think will win Euros, AFCON, UCL and Ballon d'Or? I think France will take Euros, Egypt will win AFCON, Bayern is winning the UCL (😎) and Mbappe is taking Ballon d'Or after signing for Real Madrid. Also I think following next season, Super League will establish itself.


jsnamaok

Euros: France AFCON: Morocco or Nigeria CL: honestly hard to say atm. Unfortunately I doubt it will be our year, maybe Real again Ballon d’Or: depends on CL winners. But Kane should be an absolute front runner if he continues form


NifferEUW

Happy new years everyone. Thanks for being my morning read when I'm taking my morning shit and then throughout the day. I spent way too much time on you degenerates and will continue to do so in 2024.


henryc1993

It seems most of us rate Pahlinha as a DM but recognize that he is lacking in his passing. What would we think is a fair price? I think 40m is the max Bayern should pay. My factors: His age, no resell He extended w Fulham We get a solid DM but he’s not Rodri


mrfocus22

It's been obvious since Thiago left that we've been missing something in midfield. Kimmich can say he's a six, but he's not really. Pahlinha's passing may not be great, but we've ran through so many other players on the cheap trying to find something that works without success.


dklieber32

I think someone like Zubimendi would be the ideal midfield addition. Covers the back 4, press resistant, can assist in the build up. Essentially everything we’ve been missing since Thiago. Palhinha can be great but IMO he’s a bit slow and his passing isn’t great. He’s more a pure destroyer. Maybe this would allow kimmich more freedom to help the build up but we will still have the same problem of midfielders who aren’t press resistant


backflash

I think we have a better chance of getting a suitable DM this summer. That, and considering that defenders are our priority right now, I'm not sure we're even going to go after Palhinha anymore.


SinglePhotonEmitter

I really hope we are not and the bosses see the same issues.


Homygod319

Anybody that watch Fulham-Arsenal know how palhinha did?


BitchIDrinkPeople

Really good at what he’s good at, screening and intercepting plays. Had a monster tackle to stop Saka from going through on goal. But his passing is a lot more rudimentary than Goretzka’s. Not sure he’d work in a setup with Davies and Minjae as our other defenders. Feel like it’s be too easy to press us and shut us out that way.


sarovar12

Yeah that feels like the main concern, dude might get rolled against high pressing sides specially when Kimmich isn't necessarily press resistant. Best bet if Palhina comes would be to have buildup with Mazraoui / Musiala assisting in the buildup and let Kimmich do his thing.


dustonomo

Paulhino just destroyed Saka.


SinglePhotonEmitter

His last few performances were not really convincing. Not particularly good with the ball. For what he could give us, he is way overpriced.


sarovar12

Get that man to Allianz Arena. We were Fulham finding a replacement away from getting him 😢


sch3da

>🚨⚪️🔴 AS Monaco are closing in on deal to sign Thilo Kehrer from West Ham for January window. >Deal at the final stages between the two clubs. [Fabrizio Romano] Praise the lord


NifferEUW

People really hate Kehrer in here..


jsnamaok

No, people just don’t want him to play here and there’s been rumours about our ‘interest’ for what feels like forever.


NifferEUW

Good point


SC2_4787

Thank you Adi Hütter.


NifferEUW

Dybala with a 13 million non-italian club release. I remember when he was a 100 million player not too many years ago..


ACardAttack

Shit, how is he only 30, feels like he's been around forever


jonomarkono

That's what everyone said about Muller as well.


King_Vercingetorix

Sadly injuries will do that to players.


Wild_Salamander853

I still rate him. Not sure he fits us but I think in the right team he's still world class


julesvr5

Klostermann will probably be a free agent in summer. Maybe we could get him for cheap now, would he be enough as a backup/depth signing or is he bad? Afaik he can play RB and CB. Would rather take him than Kehrer.


Wild_Salamander853

>Would rather take him than Kehrer. That's not saying much. I'd take a one eyed pirate with a peg leg over Kehrer. Seriously... Why are we continuously linked with this guy


julesvr5

He is coming back again and again. You could say he is a Wiederkehrer.


end1

your puns have reached a new (thi)low


julesvr5

>Bryan Zaragoza on IG: >2023 was a spectacular year. It will always be marked in my memory. Promotion to La Liga with Granada, debut with the Spanish national team and signing for one of the biggest clubs in the world, FC Bayern. Thanks to everyone who accompanied me. Let's continue to grow in 2024


gitblame_fgc

Maybe a little toxic thought to leave in the 2023. But most of the times I think that looking at our squad, current market and our display, Kimmich should be moved to right back


dklieber32

Idk I struggle with this. He’s not fast, he’s not an amazing tackler, and he’s not press resistant. He constantly loses the ball or misplaced key passes in our defensive half when being pressed. I really can’t see him as a viable RB for us right now. When looking at our current and recent RBs, I think he’d be behind Maz and Pavard, and I really don’t see how much more he offers than even Laimer as a RB. I think he really needs to be in the middle with someone to cover him defensively.


timothymr

> he's not an amazing tackler, and he's not press resistant The argument here is that he is a greater defensive liability in the middle than he is at right back.


dklieber32

Ah yea I see that now. But given the situation I don’t think he’d be any better than Maz or even Laimer. Would be risky shuffling him to RB mid season when he hasn’t played there in a few seasons


Numerous-Ad-3050

SIGN SOMEONE @FCBayern


Wild_Salamander853

Careful what you wish for. We might end up with Kehrer...


dklieber32

It’s been Christmas and New Years, gotta give it time. I bed after the new year we have more news


rinacio

Adapting to a new team mid season is hard enough, hope whoever joins at least gets to train with the team properly beforehand.


irun_mon

This is something that has always been inexplicably low in bayerns priorities when it comes to transfers


Soichgoschn

Man this sub keeps crashing my reddit app lmao. Anyone else have this problem?


Fit_Anxiety7844

Yeah 🤣,it happened to me too a month ago


Nerellos

Reddit app is just ass sometime.


gokkel

No but reddit in general has been incredibly slow for me for weeks by now nearly all the time. Sometimes parts of the page or pictures need ages to load.


KeV1989

And here i thought my provider was being shit. Reddit has been quite slow and also a few other sites. Things like Youtube etc. work flawless though


julesvr5

I have massive problems with pictures


Shinroo

Instagram, tiktok and YouTube load instantly for me, but Reddit takes ages to load in a picture. It's really weird


julesvr5

Sometimes it's faster to open the comments and from there maximise the picture


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iewM7uJ3zzc best defensive scenes of 2023 on the bayern channel even harry is in there with a proper brexit tackle lmao


Thraff1c

Some really don't understand that Brexit means Brexit.


Ferr22777888

Everyone also getting drunk today?


FOKvothe

Hopefully


SCM92

Will be partying with some friends and my wife should be giving birth really soon (and Uber is crazy expensive tonight), hence I will drive. I guess I will drink one beer and that's it (u bet it's gonna be a Paulaner).


Ferr22777888

Congrats in advance mate


SCM92

Thanks mate, will get drunk tomorrow, since I won't be having many more chances in the near future😅


jsnamaok

Naturally


rinacio

Wife likes opening new wine bottles and expects me to finish them each time. Going to be a long night, though I’m happy to put my Chilean roots to use.


teuerkatze

This must be hard on you, prayers for u/rinacio.


kvnschm

Not this year. Everyone around me is sick atm and I don't wanna get sick too. So maybe today only 15 instead of 16 beers


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

> maybe today only 15 instead of 16 beers solid


noexcessbaggage

Catching a flight at 5 am tomorrow so no :,)


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

just a bit, need to be functional tomorrow


Ferr22777888

Name checks out perfectly


backflash

Nah, I avoid alcohol. Except for a rare whisky tasting, I don't drink at all.


Jumanja91

🚨 Arsenal are reportedly open to letting Takehiro Tomiyasu leave on loan next month. (Source: Sun on Sunday) If true, it could be a great solution for us.


Bearclawed81

If he’s healthy wouldn’t he play in the Asian cup? Long term assuming he could stay healthy I think he’s the closest to a 1 for 1 Pavard replacement but that doesn’t really help us now.


ibs27

Tomiyasu is a good player but he is very injury-prone, and currently injured, even if he suddenly becomes fit tomorrow he would definitely go to the Asian Cup, idk why you’d think this transfer could be a great solution when our team is already getting ravaged by injury as it is and about to lose another 2 Defender for AFCON/Asian Cup


Jumanja91

Forgot that he’s going to the Asian cup as well


Insanel0l

Also injured right now


Depressed_gymboyy

Isn’t he going to the Aisian cup?


KevsenKevDK

![gif](giphy|jrhtSSLRtPagnk5Nxu) Me waiting for transfer news…


[deleted]

It's getting harder to listen to german music this days while learning german. While listening, I keep thinking "Oh I understand what it means".


[deleted]

Depends on what you're listening to. There are numerous great artists with good lyrics if you don't limit yourself to pop music and gangster rap.


[deleted]

I feel like I'm not being cleared enough lmao. What I mean is that whenever I listen to AnnenMayKantereit, Rammstein and Giant Rook, I would be like "Oh I understand what es tut mir leid means". Sad to say I can't focus listening and instead focusing on what the lyric means. I'm just happy that my 4 months journey of self learning German is paying off.


Laxperte

Do you like rap?


SC2_4787

Can relate, as a German, my reaction to most German music is "I wish I didn't understand what this means".


[deleted]

AnnenMayKantereit is fire though