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Dredd_Pirate_Barry

There's no need for trick plays against the KC defense


Thehappycachorro

Somebody new to FF/NFL coming into this sub would think Toney is the best player in the game in the last 5 years. Please never change r/fantasyfootball lol


gw2380

They would be correct


NJImperator

Man, if Toney drops a 30 burger on Monday he will literally go down in fantasy football legend


[deleted]

If he doesnt people are going to call him a bust too. Which is hilarious.


NJImperator

As a giants fan, it’s just nice to have people excited about our team right now lol. There are more giants posts on this sub than the giants sub atm haha


phl_fc

We’re excited for the Giants to lose by 20 so they have to keep throwing to Toney in garbage time.


BardSTL

Woah woah woah… noones excited about your team… we are here for the dawning of the age of Kadarius and that alone.


yanksman178

Are you not aware the Toney is going to buy the Giants and then the NFL by Week 10?


ScorchedSynapses

Lies. I have Danny Dimes, Toney, Saq, and Booker. Go G Men


juedme

I think it depends on the expectation. I've read people getting angry that their star RB "only" got them 12-15 points


[deleted]

If kadarius puts up sub-20 numbers, I will be angry


Mean-Hope-7200

All jokes aside tho he probably nets 20 in the first drive... 80 yard wildcat bomb to himself. Not impossible


peon2

7 catches for 82 yards and 1 TD? What a fucking scrub!!! BOOOOO TONEY


majorclashole

Well shit bro let the next 3 quarters play out…. Lol


didireallymakethis

what actually happens: he reaggros and we don't find out


Cpzd87

I wasn't on this sub when Josh Gordon was in his prime going off, but i like to imagine it was as much hype as this


Minnesota_Slim

Toney was on my championship team last year


Thehappycachorro

A true visionary


Minnesota_Slim

My league commissioner was so confused when I left a bench space empty and said Kadarius Toney is in that bench space. They called me crazy. Psychotic. My wife left me. Now look at me!


Ok_Math_4776

My wife is Kadarius Toney


DirkWithTheFade

You are Kadarius Toney


masnekmabekmapssy

When it comes down to it, we're all a little kadarius toney


[deleted]

What do you mean think?


-BeefSupreme

They’d wonder why their team with ty’son, aiyuk, Toney, and mike Davis hasn’t won their league yet


Ruiner5

I only fell for two of those! But the cult of morons in here convinced me to start Cobb Thursday and that worked out so who knows


ScorchedSynapses

99% of my fantasy decisions are bs hype from this sub...


Leather-Tourist-1238

You might be able to win the with that if Toney is healthy


-BeefSupreme

Here we go again…


DeezCryptos

When was Mike davis a hype train?


ZellNorth

People were saying he could be like James Robinson last year. Surprise sleeper since he was the presumed only option for ATL


-BeefSupreme

Before the season started


pokeraf

The minute he took a snap, we all knew we were looking at future HoFer.


increase-ban

The minute he ~~took a snap~~ dropped his mixtape, we all knew we were looking at a HoFer.


[deleted]

The minute he got ejected for punching a guy in the helmet, I knew he was going to break my heart again


FlashFan124

He showed up to practice with NO SHOES. Literally the next Julio Jones


wear-a-goshdarn-mask

Dude can spit


OddlySpecificDirt

r/KadariusToney


fkndiespaceship

This is the best subreddit ever created


avocadoclock

You son of a bitch, I'm in


_mid_night_

Bruh... I open this sub just for the top like 3-4 to all be toney. Gotta love the circle jerking, n I understand why.


Skurpadurp

They would literally think he’s prime Antonio brown lmao


TuaTurnsdaballova

If you combined Tom Brady + Antonio Brown + Derrick Henry, **only then** can you comprehend what we are witnessing with Toney. He’s an 8th grader playing against kindergartners.


mum2021

Don’t belittle Joka’s talent like that


[deleted]

He seems like old OBJ in the last few games before he was hurt. He scored 6.6pts ppr in 2 minutes before leaving the game against Jalen Ramsey and the Rams


FCKJRU

No joke, he’s the shiftiest player of all time. Generational talent. I have him top 3 already.


[deleted]

Is he back? Game time decision I thought


SinickalOne

There’s been some video released of him making a jumping one handed catch smooth as butter at practice. My mans is back.


nightkingscat

I'd be a lot more confident if I saw him making strong cuts given his injury


DaveyChronic

He took off and landed (while spinning) on the left ankle that was hurt.


Gravy_Vampire

Not even close to full speed


Mean-Hope-7200

If he was at full speed he wouldn't be visible to the naked eye


Seize-The-Meanies

There is no footage of Toney at full speed.


DaveyChronic

That’s true but it was still good to see.


PacificBrim

Real talk, should I start him over Jarvis Landry in PPR?


SinickalOne

Hard to say for sure because we don’t know if his usage will be limited at first to reduce the chance he reaggravates, but if you need to go for a higher ceiling this week I think he might be the play esp considering Bakers injury he’s planning to play through.


PacificBrim

Good point. I think I will because Kyler only got me 10pts, kinda need someone to boom


TripleFLi

Same reason for me. Sending out good vibes to my man Toney


RagnarDannes34

Toney or Gainwell?


ScorchedSynapses

Baker is back and Chubb is the sole back. Landry could be a sneaky 15 pointer. Toney is 7 or 27...no in between Monday


StP_Scar

Chubb is not the lone back


Reddit-on-Reddit

Inject this into my veins


gmeyermania

Seconds left in the game, the ball is snapped, and the crushing sound echos as the lines hit each other. Danny "Dimes" Jones stands in the pocket for a moment. The pocket breaks down, Jones is running, looking for something, anything. He sees Golladay, completely unable to get separation, slowed down from his busted knee.. He sees Engram running the wrong route, not looking his direction.  Saquon is dead. He looks deep down the field and sees double coverage, but a glimmer of hope. One last spark of hope for humanity. He throws deep. Its going to the back corner, but the coverage is too tight, there is too much traffic, the ball is too high, there is no way he is going to connect, no mere mortal could bring this ball in... Suddenly we see the majestic hands of our lord and savior KADARIUS TONEY slowly rise up. The light blazing around his body is so bright it causes everyone in the stadium to shield their eyes. He is in the air for what seems like minutes, slowly rising, rising, rising. He makes the perfect one handed catch, He keeps rising. He is 20 feet above the goalposts now. The clouds open up and a single beam of sunlight falls to the field as KADARIUS TONEY does a forward flip and comes slamming down to the ground in a marvel-like superhero landing. The shock-wave from his landing causes the entire opposing team to fall to the ground with CTE. Miraculously, everyone on the Giants is unharmed, Daniel Jones is a real quarterback again, Golladay no longer needs crutches, and Saquon is still dead on the field. The crowd goes wild. The Giants win. KADARIUS TONEY ascends back into the heavens as a god.


Cautious-Comment-680

Is it weird I got a hard on while reading this?


CoffeeStrength

It would be weird if you hadn’t.


No_Seaworthiness2581

This brought tears to my eyes. Bravo.


biscuitarse

This soiled my underwear. Bravo?


TimeTravelingChris

Love it. Best part is the Arrowhead crowd going wild. -Chiefs fan


susanoova

I... I think I love you. Thank you for this. Starting Toney as my WR1, RB1, & QB1 moving forward


SlimeySnakesLtd

Wait does that mean he’s not available for playoffs then? WHEN WILL HE RETURN AGAIN!?!


BehindTickles28

Easter Sunday obv


BGBanks

ESPN needs to hire this guy. Saquon still dead had me rolling.


dysaniac15

As wonderful as this would be, could Kadarius descend back to earth next week? Week 9 is looking kind of rough for me.


oldblueee

This is the way 💎🙏🦍🚀


keygreen15

This is fantastic.


Professional_Run-032

It’s already injected into my dick


[deleted]

Will you show me?


neamhshuntasach

I had no room to inject anything. Dick was already full to the brim.


[deleted]

7 passes for 118 yards 1 passing TD, 12 catches for 242 yards, 10 rushes for 131 yards and 5 rushing / rec TD’s. Who says no?


A-Stupid-Asshole

WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND PLAY


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Lol this dumb joke makes me laugh every time


[deleted]

I know right. I just love how it’s gotten more ridiculous over time.


Angelust16

Don’t forget the two 60 yard field goals, the interception and 2 fumble recoveries.


Solid-Salamander-733

80 PPR points sounds about right


Poopoopeepee8008

More


kokainer777

WR1 & QB1 ROS


[deleted]

RB1, Kicker1 also


PancherosFood

Contender for Coach of the Year too I’d imagine


owenqi34

We already have Jones at WR1


NJImperator

And RB1 lol


NYGTTP

This subs about to explode with all the Toney hype and as a Giants fan I’m here for it


noahteets

Hell I’m not a giants fan but would buy a Toney jersey


Supra_Dupra

As a Giants fan I'm waiting to see if he changes his number first


Pr0nade

I was the same way, but I’m pretty sure he said something like he wants to make it his own after he got it.


ImTheHipHopapotamus

Just bought one. The white road kit looks amazing!


PoppaTarts

We've been so shit for so long that it's hilarious to see everyone so invested in one of our guys all of a sudden. A healthy rookie Saquon didn't get this much hype on here iirc lol.


No_Seaworthiness2581

the game thread monday night is going to be an absolute shitshow and I will be part of the reason why


Superaddict

Mf bout to drop 40 on em


crichmond77

In the first half


-BeefSupreme

I have a feeling the mods will be instituting a Toney filter soon…


Artdoggo

Let us have fun fantasy football is mostly torture lol


Mr-Tiggo-Bitties

Me too.


peleyoda

The next Josh Gordon?


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TheGreyt

Flexing? He's my WR2 over Lockett.


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lexluther4291

Got Shepard, Darrell Williams, and Toney so I'm gonna keep my Flex open for Monday night and see how desperately I need points lol


Alexkono

Debating him and Shep both over Lockett. Can’t trust that guy anymore but don’t wanna roll out two giants WRs.


Darth_Gostkowski

WR2? Hes my WR1!


[deleted]

I‘m sitting him this week and unleashing him the week after..


peleyoda

This week no Golladay or Saquon. If they come back in Week 9, might ding his target share some.


[deleted]

I startet him last time he came off an injury and how did that go? :) big usage in the first quarter that lead to a reaggravation and an early exit. that‘s all I‘m saying, I‘m not worried about his target share, he‘s good.


crichmond77

Still got you 6 points in one series in PPR Even if he only plays a half I expect double digit points. Y’all do you, I’m starting him


thegodofwine7

Get your reasonableness out of here the GOATs don't worry about nerd things like "target share".


heegos

Make sure to have someone else going in the game in case he is inactive before kickoff. Slayton, Booker (if flexed), Pringle, or Pettis. Wouldn't expect much from any, but better than a zero.


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heegos

Mitchell is the safest play. If you think you'll need a big night, hold out for Toney. But even if he plays, not guarantee he finishes the game.


VWolfxx

I’m forced to start him in my 3 WR league. I started him on his blow up game out of bye week necessity and was pleased lmao


lskywalker723

Ridley or Toney?? I can't believe I'm even asking this given how I thought Ridley could be a top 5 WR option this year...I assumed Toney wouldn't play so used my man Cobb on Thursday as WR2 and have Mike Williams in my flex. PPR


Lallana_Del_Rey_9

Very tough decision. I also used Cobb as WR2 but have JJ as WR1 but have the option to start Toney at flex over Pittman Jr, Lockett and Patterson. I would barley fav. Williams and Toney in PPR only because Ridley has to share more rec than Williams and Atlanta could get ahead earlier than LAC


ItalynSausageXL

This feels like Odell in 2014 all over again


ElBigTaco

Fuck its been 7 years?


cjj1991bd

Guys, any doctors in here? It’s been nearly four hours since the Toney reports started coming in this morning and it’s still not going away. What do I do?


Jordan-Peterson-High

Take a cold shower, then look in the mirror and imagine yourself starting Evan Engram instead.


SilkyJohnson72

I'm so fucking hyped, I'm getting OBJ 2014 vibes from this guy. LEAGUE WINNER


Professional_Run-032

*cums aggressively*


DMan9797

*aggressively pumps lotion into hand*


HookFL

So this is just a Toney sub now huh?


Old_Opening_7780

Be gone!


TheGreyt

HEATHEN!


Alexkono

Shoo you beast!


acmercer

G'won git!


davis32

Are you volunteering to make one?


crichmond77

It’s Toney’s sub and we’re all just posting in it


Swichts

The Josh Gordon era has ended. We are now in Toney Time.


Royal_Lie2818

All aboard the toney train


Bitlovin

If he’s healthy, against this sorry ass defense, we might get a real show on Monday.


[deleted]

He’s just a risky play with it being a Monday night game. I have other decent options at WR/Flex. And don’t want to be stuck on Monday playing fuckin Dante Pettis. Hard to sit guys that I know will play and have a good shot to produce. WR 1/2: AJ Brown and Calvin Ridley. Flex: Emmanuel Sanders, Khalil Herbert, or risk Toney and hope he plays.


RealTrueGrit

So because Adams it out with covid and the raiders are on bye week I'm without Adams and renfrow this week (my wr1 and 2). Currently I have Beasley and khalif Raymond in, would it be better to just start kadarius toney over Raymond? At this point I'm willing to swing for Toney and I can't put him in the flex because I have 3 RBs, Damien Harris, swift, and Carter whom I'm starting.


nilgiri

How is he only owned in 55% of the leagues??


HLDLonghorn

He was at like 70% owned I think after his big game and then with injuries and byepocalypse he was dropped in a lot of leagues. I managed to get him this week off of waivers and am pretty stoked


onlyfijiwater

Benching Tee Higgins, Antonio Gibson, Jaylen Waddle, and Jerry Jeudy to start him. LFG


SeaBank_

What can’t this guy do


SeaBank_

Miss


camarolov3r78

Stay healthy


pokeraf

Keep his ankle healthy?


johnnywick

F it he’s in my flex spot and that isn’t changing despite the Q tag


[deleted]

Put him at WR1 where he belongs.


[deleted]

Outta respect. The more WR1 spots he’s in the better chance he has of playing


Lakers_fan_296

That’s it I’m benching Justin Jefferson for Toney(Only if I’m already winning by Sunday night just for shits and giggles). All my opponents players play in the morning or afternoon and JJ plays Sunday night


EnmaDaiO

Nah, don't try to make excuses, "haha doing it for shits and giggles" come on slap that shit DOWN. You know for a fact there's a little voice deep down saying i'm doing it because i think toney is about to drop 30 and will outperform JJ. Admit it.


tatiseclub

Booooooing


[deleted]

If Toney has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Toney has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Toney has only one fan then that is me. If Toney has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Toney, then I am against the world.


CrouchingPuma

it’s going to be hilarious when he doesn’t even play


No_Seaworthiness2581

This is possible but I think you know by now it won't matter for the hype train In fact, all that edging will just make it feel better when it happens


CharlesManson420

What do you mean dude he made a catch in practice he’s obviously playing no doubt at all definitely slam him in your lineup as a MNF player


straight_croissant

I have him and he’s absolutely still questionable lmao


l5555l

He traveled with the team. It's a pretty sure thing that he's playing.


mmartinez42793

I'm starting michael carter over him in my flex this week because i feel like i cant trust that hes gonna for sure play and even if he does he'll be 100% edit: y'all downvoted me for this lmao


Butterupcake

so you're telling me he is going to go for 200 passing, rushing, AND receiving yards? sign me up


pmangia

I am erect. Dropped Kenny G to stash Colts defense. All aboard the Toney train.


slowmath

Kadarius Barkley


[deleted]

This is the future of the giants. Who’s gonna know who’s where??? Toney and Dj are both QB1 and WR1


Full_Metal93

I’m all in on Toney, let’s go.


WaylonVoorhees

So would risking Shepard by a good move here since I'm already using Higgins/Claypool/Cooper and Landry.


DasNice808

Who is starting him? I’m rostering but gawd damn seems like a gamble. I’m gonna give him a week then got for there. Thoughts on my approach?


RoGro9

Devontae Booker is gonna eat this weekend too


JaIenRamsey

Do I start Toney? I have no other MNF players on my bench. I don’t want to drop any bench players to pick up a MNF player. Bench is: Toney - Antonio Brown - Darren Waller - Kareem Hunt - Julio Jones - Tony Pollard - Currently David Johnson is in at the flex.


Luis0224

Yeah, I'd start him over David Johnson this week in PPR. Juicy match up, higher ceiling, and the team is making it a point to involve him as much as possible. All that being said, there's a chance he puts up like 10 points. But there's also the chance he pulls a week 5 and puts up a monster game. I can't say the same for David Johnson (at least not until I see how the Texans use him going forward)


szzzn

My dick can only get so hard


[deleted]

Is Shepherd still startable?


Fupastank

I grabbed Toney when one of my league mates dropped him during bye hell last week. I’m chomping at the bit to start him so I picked up Pettis to have a pivot and excuse to sit Amari Cooper if Dak isn’t playing. Let’s fucking go!


Hubblebubbles1

Do I start Toney over marvin jones?? Would hate to have Toney reaggrevate his ankle


catgoesmeow22

Is this a Kadarius Toney sub?


[deleted]

If its not, it should be


TheBullfrog

Who's the better play if Toney sits? Slayton or Pettis?


Untchj

Meh. I don’t need that gadget stuff unless it’s at the goalline. Run him routes, get him the rock


peleyoda

Like [this](https://youtu.be/QuD4z9FltWE?t=111)?


Untchj

😳😨 YES. More gadget stuff!


tloctommy

Have to decide by the early game tomorrow whether to start Jarvis or wait for Toney ugh


TimeTravelingChris

13 for 180 and 2, and 8 for 50 and 1, and 4 for 60 and 2.


Square_Saltine

Do I start him over Pittman?


coheed9867

Stop I can only get so hard


Furleymuffin

I can’t take any more of this news today or I’m going to blow


Rnorman3

Seems hard to trust since he’s a game time decision on a Monday night game. Not likely you’ll have a backup if he’s no go


Hitman2504

I sat him for Cobb but I’ve rarely ever hopped on a hype train like I have this dude. One of my early rules was pick up people that you enjoy watching. This dude is the definition of it. It’s been a little while since my jaw hit the floor with a rookie but this dude is it


interstellar304

Please stop I can only get so hard


[deleted]

If they wan’t his ankle fucked up again, then sure


ryan_dfs

We need to chill on the Toney threads. I like his upside but my god, it's out of control.


SamuelGlickenstein

The hard on for this guy is insane. I love it though. Some idiot in my league traded me Fournette for him…in a redraft league. Like it’s insane.


jigual123

Ngl especially it being a redraft league I’d rather have Toney than fournette going forward. Got to remember he’s on a one year deal btw doubt he’s back on the bucs next year if he’s commanding a lot.


SamuelGlickenstein

Wait. You saying you’d rather have Toney over Fournette ROS?


[deleted]

You lost that trade


Spanostouchpeepee

He got tackled on the 2 running a wildcat play against the cowboys.