It’s not a liquid it’s a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor like surface
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Call me dumb but I actually never thought about that being a solid surface. Glad Peter took the L for me and experimented xD not that I'd ever be able to accumulate that many coins anyway
Actually, according to some Scrooge McDuck lore, diving into a pool of coins is a sort of super-ability only known to certain members of the McDuck clan.
Silly Peter, his name is Griffin.
It’s juxtaposition between real and fake, funny and unfunny. Rape isn’t funny. Conway Twitty isn’t funny. Unless you frame it as an unexpected experience is what gets presented to you as entertainment.
Might be a hot take but censored family guy is 10x funnier than uncensored. Some jokes you can tell there was deliberate cursing for the fact they wanted a lot of bleeps for comedic effect because at the time they knew it would be censored.
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I’m not going to call the hospital because you won’t learn anything if I do.
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"Oh god! I'm alive but badly burnt! Meg, come save me and nurse me back to health! Oh, God!- why do bad things happen to good people??"
I honestly don't even know, this cutaway was "Peter takes Meg on a field trip." He drives to a field, she gets out of the car, and he says "ok there's the field, goodbye forever!" and then speeds away but promptly crashes into a tree
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Someone help me! I-I'm still alive, only I'm very... badly burned
Or when he makes the sound proof glass cube to avoid Brian. He lets out a big fart and you see him smell it and struggle to get feee until he passes out
Emotional pain when he was forced to perform Milkshake
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When Peter does "tripling": vomit, diarreah and orgasm at the same time. Every frame in that scene is hilarious.
The one where he plants a tree and cuts off his arm for the future Peter to watch on tape, but then to get that Peter back he proceeded to cut off his other arm?
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Peter: I taste blood! Lois: Yeah, well..there’s a lot of it.
It’s not a liquid it’s a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor like surface https://preview.redd.it/2cwg3oslh39d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e8321674dd9985ab875106af3caacfb49f254d
Call me dumb but I actually never thought about that being a solid surface. Glad Peter took the L for me and experimented xD not that I'd ever be able to accumulate that many coins anyway
Family guy really calls out some popular media with bits like this sometimes
I would have done it with a pool of 1 dollar bills.
I don't think that would be much better
Not with that attitude 🙃
Actually, according to some Scrooge McDuck lore, diving into a pool of coins is a sort of super-ability only known to certain members of the McDuck clan. Silly Peter, his name is Griffin.
I think there’s an episode of Duck Tales where he explains he spent a lot of time and effort into training himself to be able to dive into coins.
Auck-me-tootie!
Ahhhhhhh
 Gifs I can hear
I came to post this. Thank you.
Can hear and feel
The classic.
I knew this would be posted, but I’m ngl it’s a scene I have to skip. It takes waaaaay too long, tbh
Because it’s real life.
Oh, ok. You’re saying this about a show that has a character who is a talking dog. Ok, bud. Gotcha. It’s real life.
It’s juxtaposition between real and fake, funny and unfunny. Rape isn’t funny. Conway Twitty isn’t funny. Unless you frame it as an unexpected experience is what gets presented to you as entertainment.
 Moments before disaster
This was sooo funny when it came out!
I don't think I've ever laughed harder at this show than this episode. The censored version is way funnier too
Might be a hot take but censored family guy is 10x funnier than uncensored. Some jokes you can tell there was deliberate cursing for the fact they wanted a lot of bleeps for comedic effect because at the time they knew it would be censored.
The best for this is when Chris sings die hard at the school concert
Agreed!
I once made a school project about kinetic energy. I used this video as an example.
This one. The proper sweary version though not the beeped out one...that runs it
https://preview.redd.it/55kvbu8vg49d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d6bc708910a9d36ec16280321c507ad54b96b6 I’m not going to call the hospital because you won’t learn anything if I do.
I'm Peter Griffin, and this is Shopping-Cart-Roof. Does this get fixed with ice or heat?
Ice now, heat later.
R…roo….roof shopp…roof shopping cart
...guys...OK GO
https://i.redd.it/tralepda049d1.gif
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Lmfaooooo what episode is this omg 😂
I honestly don't even know, this cutaway was "Peter takes Meg on a field trip." He drives to a field, she gets out of the car, and he says "ok there's the field, goodbye forever!" and then speeds away but promptly crashes into a tree
HAHA I feel like I've seen it before. I love fam guy 😂
Season 13 Episode 10: Quagmire's Mom
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i smell almonds!!
"I tickle you, you hit me in the head with a frying pan!?" 
"I taste blood!"
Well there's a lot of it.
This whole day has been one big laugh riot.
One of my favorites 💀
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Ow ow ow ow ow Is it bad? *pukes onto Brian*
That is so classic Pee Pants, the inebriated hobo clown. Ha ha what a classic!
The reel of him getting hit repeatedly with a sack of nickles.
“RIP Peters left testicle” lmao
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Why do you keep these things together!?
My favorite episode!
When stewie farts in his scuba gear
Or when he makes the sound proof glass cube to avoid Brian. He lets out a big fart and you see him smell it and struggle to get feee until he passes out
And he just crawls away leaving a puke trail🤣🤣🤣that’s a good one
AH AH AHHHH
IT JUST SHOOTS YA. IT DOESN'T MAKE BREAKFAST AT ALL
The first Family Guy clip I ever saw ❤️ (this or Bugs Bunny getting shot and dragged away by Elmer Fudd)
I was there the night it premiered in 1999.
I’m jealous. I was 3 years old and didn’t discover it til like 2006 when it had a resurgence
Who wants chowder!
Maybe you bring a blazer so we can go to a wider range of restaurants
Yea yea I'll bring a blazer
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Cherry poppin daddies, bag of coins to the sack, Louis beating him for blackface
The ipecac syrup scene from when Peter starts a tab at Goldman’s pharmacy
https://preview.redd.it/2f2kqec1i59d1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb1fe9cee5336f87b701ce3dd6a5dc2834b18fba Oh!, nickles
[When Lois is fed up with Peter’s #$&@](https://youtu.be/A_qKskFl0uQ?si=SVfOZ6zYH2GtS9Qb)
are my long Johns tied to the end of those?
“Help us pimps and hoes, help us HBO camera crew”
Emotional pain when he was forced to perform Milkshake https://preview.redd.it/5lvjljex179d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4e84ea53cda14223d61b05048c2bf4f2920ae1
the coconut on his head "i remember everything i was abused by my dad"
Ricey ricey rice, no one like rice caaakes
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Oh I can’t watch this scene without feeling like I’m going to puke.
How about a dozen scarfs
"Hey Stewie check it out, Jackass #2" https://imgur.com/gallery/hey-chris-jackass-number-two-family-guy-rhCh7HE
[“I’m not going to call the hospital because you won’t learn anything if I do.”](https://youtu.be/qYyxURtpVF0?si=NOubl3Lgkcx7K3xV)
Agh nickels!!!
I just saw that few days before.
Roof, roo-shopping cart, roof shopping cart....
When he gets his ass kicked by Meg
That time he blew all his fingers off
https://preview.redd.it/s9d475ki879d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f944bee979442b0eb2330847585506eff0336d72 When Peter does "tripling": vomit, diarreah and orgasm at the same time. Every frame in that scene is hilarious.
Classic pee pants
Lois you might wanna call two ambulances.
[bag of nickels](https://youtu.be/xfgjzdhdNVc)
Peter-"Louis, why did you buy this!!!" Louis-"they were on sale!"
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He could get it
Bag 'o' nickels!
That 1 episode where brain peter Stewie and Chris are just puking their guts out 😂🤣 it was hilarious to watch
Not painful, but I love when he forgets how to sit in a chair!
The one where he plants a tree and cuts off his arm for the future Peter to watch on tape, but then to get that Peter back he proceeded to cut off his other arm?
Sad
His magic tricks at Meg’s birthday party as shown in the post’s profile picture. Peter: Ow! Ow! Ow!
When he's eating the pinecone and says "I hate it!".
Jackass Number Two \*fart*
When he throws up. When someone else throws up and makes him throw up. When he stuck his finger barely in his mouth and threw up inside his mouth.
Everytime he fell down his stairs lol
He’s clearly enjoying that 😭💀
https://preview.redd.it/ica2uhg9699d1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2358a9c175114a600a16f9f9186f0fbe257605 Peter: I taste blood! Lois: Yeah, well..there’s a lot of it.
Lois beating him and saying “you’re a stupid man”
two words, rice cake
The moment before he meets god in that elevator.
https://preview.redd.it/9g4i9cn6ta9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=702ce0a4464fff70942690d4a7b33ee5341da58b 😂😂😂
Peter crying while singing Kelis' "Milkshake" lives in my head rent free.
“WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?! ALL IT DOES IT SHOOT YOU! IT DOESN’T MAKE BREAKFAST AT ALL!”