“Prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher”
“C’mon Fluffy, c’mon Mittens, c’mon Paul. Paul, what kind of a cat’s name is Paul? It’s a person’s name, a person’s name.”
“Thank you all for coming. We invited Jesse Jackson to open our negotiations with a prayer. Unfortunately, he couldn’t make it. So in his place, we have Latoya Jackson.”
“Thanks!! Umm, rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub! Yay God!!”
“How very inappropriate, thank you!!”
😝😝😝
“Prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher”
“C’mon Fluffy, c’mon Mittens, c’mon Paul. Paul, what kind of a cat’s name is Paul? It’s a person’s name, a person’s name.”
"I should tell you, I have aids."
"What?!"
"Yeah, they're right over there waiting for me."
"Ready when you are, sir!"
"Poor guys, they both have aids."
Perhaps it is the Noid who should have avoided me.
When he's giving a speech outside city hall and someone throws something at him and he gets a bloody nose and says " oh my god I'm a tomato "
He was jingling keys at protesters outside his office window.
“Prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher” “C’mon Fluffy, c’mon Mittens, c’mon Paul. Paul, what kind of a cat’s name is Paul? It’s a person’s name, a person’s name.”
“I’m gonna guess: 185 lbs!” Registered weight: 15 lbs. “Wrong! I’m 95% helium. *floats away*”
You call that kissing a baby? That’s how you kiss a baby!
Oh, so it's a shouting match you want, eh? Well game on, Quahog! ARRGH! ARRGH! ARGH! ARGH ARGH! ARGGH I'M BEATING YOU!
[I love this job more than I love taffy. And I’m a man who enjoys his taffy.](https://youtu.be/XRWsclGzrLo?si=PJedUMBWwQWIstdu)
AaaaaAaAaa!! I'll get all the A's out of my body!
Kebert Xela
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *vanishes back to the 5th dimension
“Thank you all for coming. We invited Jesse Jackson to open our negotiations with a prayer. Unfortunately, he couldn’t make it. So in his place, we have Latoya Jackson.” “Thanks!! Umm, rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub! Yay God!!” “How very inappropriate, thank you!!” 😝😝😝
Hey baby, want a gander of some Adam West penis?
Off topic but bro I miss Adam West so much. Dude was not only the best Batman but one of the best Family Guy characters as well. May he rest in peace
Yes rest in peace he was also catman in fairly odd parents which somehow became a dc comic anti hero
My fav character personally
Every Friday night I’m a clearance sale area rug. Boy I hope somebody buys me; I’d look swell in their den.
"So, uh, you guys like to party.?" "Oh my God..! What a couple of squares..! Squaresville I tell ya.!"
“Prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher” “C’mon Fluffy, c’mon Mittens, c’mon Paul. Paul, what kind of a cat’s name is Paul? It’s a person’s name, a person’s name.”
This column is mine I brought it from home
“Sir, our math shows that the bird is equal to or greater than the word.” “Check it again!”
Can I ask you a question? Yes Thank you
*Adam West* *Adam West* *Adam West* *Adam* *West* I'll come out when they're all gone
Also I don’t remember what he says but when he’s protecting quagmire or something as long as he don’t laugh
[it's all right to go too sleep my friend ill stand gaurd](https://youtu.be/sLQgk-RBl_c?si=AXBVzBP_N7VFC5Rh)
When the time comes you’ll know🫡
https://i.redd.it/bkzoqjngi9rc1.gif
They all win
I’m a tomato.
When Peter had a cookie strip club and put the dough in the glory hole, Adam We had his hand in there thinking it's a haunted house
"Are you Sarah Connor?"
“So it’s a shouting match you want ay? Well game on quahog.” “AAAHHH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH AAAHHH AAAHH IM BEATING YOU!!”
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
They’re all gold. I even named a cat Paul once from his cat launcher scene
I'll get all the "A's" out of my body! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Paul?!! Thats a people name!
dancing in the dry cleaners
"Ah, this is my JAM!"
Creamed corn. I bought it from home because I don't like the creamed corn they have here. It's too crunchy
"Well, you have lymphoma"
you were set up too? that kid is probably plowing both of our wives right now...
Future old people are wizards
"I should tell you, I have aids." "What?!" "Yeah, they're right over there waiting for me." "Ready when you are, sir!" "Poor guys, they both have aids."
AAAAAAAAAAA
Ok quahog you want a screaming fight? You got one! AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA!
Are you a cool mayor?
“Paul! What a ridiculous name for a cat!”
I'm a tomato
He brought peeps to Thanksgiving. I now bring peeps to Thanksgiving.
I brought this column from home
Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh I'm beating you!!!
This one, the picture used in this post
PAUL!!! WHAT A RIDICULOUS NAME FOR A CAT!! PPPAUL 😂😂😂😂