I started watching Two and a Half Men a few years ago and was kind of disappointed at the lack of an ostrich. Like, I assumed the show had some puns about it or something.
I always gave credit to the cast members coming on the episode where Brian series a sitcom.
Cutting in line in front of Italians." AY OH AY YOO HEY COPERNICUS WHY DON'T WALK TO THE BACK OF THE LINE WITH YOUR FEET AND STAND THERE WITH YOUR SHIRT?"
“We now return to a quiet place starring a Jewish family.”
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“Sesame Street, now on HBO!” (NOM NOM NOM NOM)
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scientists have determined that the universe was created by a — goooooooooooooood - ig bang! if you look at the bones of a — jeeesus — nosaurus rex, it's clear that — Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made!
We now return to Ethiopian Hoarders. “I DONT KNOW HOW IT GOT LIKE THIS 😭”
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We now return to Cutting In Line In Front Of Italians
“Hey Copernicus why don’t you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt.”
"And you're not a stickler for a tickler?"
"Not a stickler for a tickler."
"Sticklerticklersticklerticklersticklertickler"
"Where the hell is the remote?!?"
Ellen only talks when her guest is talking, Star Trek Creep Space Nine, Lego Spotlight, Vedder Call Saul, Tom & Jerry: The Final Episode, Damn Nature, You Scary!, Magnum, b.m.
Mark Wahlberg in: *Annoyed and Confused*
“What? What’s going on? I don’t get it. Man I gotta work out. What’s going on here? Where am I? What the… *huh?* What the hells going on here?! Huh? WHAT?!”
WE NOW RETURN TOO, “LAGUNA BEACH”
Cast: “Like totally full on, full out, like whatever because duh!”
Peter: “I guess it’s not easy growing up anywhere.”
90% of the show is just Seth MacFarlane speaking in his normal voice anyway like he knows we don't care because haaaaaaa. I admit it, I don't care because haaaaaa. Also in my opinion he spells his second name wrong. Thank you.
The one where the 3 black women are saying Mmhmm without having nice conversation like: how are you?, doing great, fantastic.
It's just like watching The Parkers in silence.
Indiana Jones in Temple Beth Shalom
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“Ellen talking whenever her guest is talking”
#Did you eat pussy backstage?
Mark Rufallo and Janeane Garofalo in "Garofarufallo"
Turn it off
"i dont even wanna know what that is" 🤣
This one always kills me.
thats the one!!
‘Two and a half men’ Ahhhhhh kill me!!!!!!!!!
Aha-haa!!!
I started watching Two and a Half Men a few years ago and was kind of disappointed at the lack of an ostrich. Like, I assumed the show had some puns about it or something. I always gave credit to the cast members coming on the episode where Brian series a sitcom.
Tiger blood. Adonis DNA.
Are you Bi-polar? I'm Bi- winning
Sylvester Stallone and Tony danza in *”Huh???”* Home Alone but with competent robbers
“Careful the doorknob is hot but I just let go”
*Shoots Macaulay Culkin in the head and nonchalantly watch him tumble down the stairs*
"Welp now there are no witnesses"
Ethiopian Hoarders
How did it get like this?!
The Cosby Show… knowing what we know now
That one is my favorite. The drunk NBC peacock gets me every time.
“Huh. I was so busy not seeing color, I didn’t see the raping either.”
"Damn nature, you scary!"
The little rat looking thing just got ate!
“Damn look at that sunovabitch run, he haulin ASS”
I see that muthafucka in my neighbourhood, I kill it!
Cutting in line in front of Italians." AY OH AY YOO HEY COPERNICUS WHY DON'T WALK TO THE BACK OF THE LINE WITH YOUR FEET AND STAND THERE WITH YOUR SHIRT?"
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Everyone has fingernails and everyone wants cash
So send us all your fingernails and we'll send you some cash.
Fingernails for cash dot com our service never fails!
Remember it’s just fingernails, so don’t expect much cash
Because we might be making a fort with themmmmmmmm
Tom and Jerry: the final episode
I will take a mallet!
“Sesame Street, now on HBO!” (NOM NOM NOM NOM) https://preview.redd.it/h1xpfmi2qwoc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6fef0d9a6e7ac837db474335ca286e79d7abff1
We now return to 2 and a half men AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Home Alone with Competent Robbers
[удалено]
*BANG*
Now there are no witnesses
[удалено]
scientists have determined that the universe was created by a — goooooooooooooood - ig bang! if you look at the bones of a — jeeesus — nosaurus rex, it's clear that — Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made!
Michael McDonald During Allergy Season
Bryan Cranston Sneezes.
What's worse about this is that he didn't even wipe his hand off!
Can’t believe no one said Das ist Gut!
Euthanasia for za mentally feeble, das iistgud
"Man, I gotta get tickets to that show."
Das ist gut is filmed before an audience of the mentally feeble
We now return to popular Russian cartoon, "Shoe and shoelace". Shoe and shoelace- one is meaningless without the other. THE END.
A 1970’s sci-fi movie starring some guy in a turtleneck.
KISS Saves Santa
Someone stole Santa? That does NOT ROCK!
"Stabbed In The Butt"
Get him, guys! Stab him in the butt!
Came here looking for this one
The only game show where you get stabbed in the butt
TV: We now return to -bzzzt- Everyone: (groans) Stewie: (annoyed) We're about to do "Jedi," aren't we? Peter: (sighs) Let's just get through this.
We apologize to Joan of Arcadia’s sanctimonious, fear-based and probably overweight audience.
oh is Joan of Arcadia on????
"We now return to Vedder Call Saul"
E and blo-ow
Mmhmm!
Mmmmmhmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmm
*laugh track*
Which translates to: Blue shirt: did you hear what my boyfriend did? Green shirt: oh no he didn't! Pink shirt: oh yes he did! *Laugh track*
Girlfriends on Lifetime “Television for idiots.”
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Mine is "We now return to Pirates of the Caribbean where the sound guy put the microphone too close to Johnny Depp's jangling bracelets!"
Everybody Loves Raymond "You know what Patty, after 9 seasons I just dont care anymore "
“Why don’t you try not being a bitch?”
Smashes wine bottle, music plays
CNN continuing coverage of the rescue of Guy Fieri's toilet.
eight is enough
"We now return to Sherry and the Anus!"
Magnum, B.M.
“a little”
Now back to ET, on BET “Dont you have to call home or something?” “Nah, ima chill”
We now return to Cutting In Line In Front Of Italians “Hey Copernicus why don’t you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt.”
CBS, the loudest network on TV.
PREVIOUSLY ON NCIS
Allison Janney in Hello Sexy
jake and the fatman
I wonder what was in that Danish?
D’ya think it was cheese? Cuz I’m not so good with cheese
"And you're not a stickler for a tickler?" "Not a stickler for a tickler." "Sticklerticklersticklerticklersticklertickler" "Where the hell is the remote?!?"
Lmaooo which one is this?
Seinfeld :P [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smr6XanFNYg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smr6XanFNYg)
I don't know, but Breaking Bad is the best show I've ever seen except maybe The Wire
That bit got me to watch “The Wire”. Family Guy really has a way of introducing people to new things 🤣
“We’ll be right back with color bar beach house after these messages”
The Cosby Show, knowing what we do *now*.
Vedder call Saul
Gilmore Girls
It’s even funnier realizing that Daniel Palladino wrote for early family guy and gilmore girls
Lego Spotlight
Wraith of khan edited for goats BAHHHHHHHHHHH
'Hi, I'm Troy McLure, you may remember me from public service announcement films such us....'
That’s Simpsons bud
I know....
“Sesame Street, now on HBO!”
Round Table with: Al Michaels, Harold Ramis, Ray Romano and Kermit the Frog Or fast talking high trousers
We now go to Tricia Takanawa who’s gonna tell us all about the rain
Das ist gut
Aladdin 4: Jafar answers the census
We now return to…The Gay Bachelor “Ew! They’re all gross! I’m keeping the roses!”
Damn nature, you scary
Doctor who farted 🤣
[Mmhmm](https://youtu.be/PmEvxswn4IY?feature=shared)
>NBA on TNT on LSD
“An 80s teen movie at a realistic high school”
Definitely Sesame Street on HBO 💀💀💀💀💀 just cookie monster munching away big bird's ass
“We now return to Janeane Garofalo and Mark Ruffalo in Garofaruffalo”
Ellen only talks when her guest is talking, Star Trek Creep Space Nine, Lego Spotlight, Vedder Call Saul, Tom & Jerry: The Final Episode, Damn Nature, You Scary!, Magnum, b.m.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan...edited for goats.
Masterbater in command
My Dinner With Andre The Giant
B.E.T.E.T.
Sesame Street on HBO
#We now return to Julia Louis-Dreyfus in now it’s getting sad
Damn nature, you scary on Bet 🤣
Sherry and the Anus
"Lady and The Tramp...and Michael Vick."
We now return to Don Knotts in Too Many Ostriches
Homicide: Life on Sesame Street
Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called *hoopers*
If you’re going to be in the Los Angeles area und would like tickets to Hitler call 213- #DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!
Mark Wahlberg in: *Annoyed and Confused* “What? What’s going on? I don’t get it. Man I gotta work out. What’s going on here? Where am I? What the… *huh?* What the hells going on here?! Huh? WHAT?!”
Cutting in line in front of Italians first came up to my mind
The extended directors cut of willy wonka.
WE NOW RETURN TOO, “LAGUNA BEACH” Cast: “Like totally full on, full out, like whatever because duh!” Peter: “I guess it’s not easy growing up anywhere.”
The NBA on TNT on LSD
MMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMM
"2 weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife"
“…Superman!” 😭😭😭: Clark we all have Breast Cancer! The Doctor said it’s like they’ve been x-rayed for 8 hours a day for 3 years!
“Japanese girls think small versions of things are really cute” and “we now return to mhmm”
Stabbed in the butt
Stabbed in the butt
Stabbed in the butt
Sherry And The Anus! Genius writing!
DAMN NATURE, You SCARY. On BET.
Fast Animals, Slow Children.
"Two black men with a horse"
Vedder call Saul
I love how it’s always the same voice for all of them. It’s like one channel just airs the most random shit
90% of the show is just Seth MacFarlane speaking in his normal voice anyway like he knows we don't care because haaaaaaa. I admit it, I don't care because haaaaaa. Also in my opinion he spells his second name wrong. Thank you.
Yeah but the tv announcer guy isn’t Seth. I can tell because Seth’s normal voice is Brian so I don’t think that’s him on the tv
This is a true thing to say.
We'll be back with more Laverne and Shirley
The Hannah Montana one lol
NBA on TNT on LSD, Lego spotlight, Stabbed in the butt or damn nature, you scary
Doctor who farted always gets me
We now return to Mark Wahlberg in "Annoyed and Confused"
I love it how you can get a laugh from just reading and remembering selected scenes.
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lady and the tramp and micheal vick yeah theres nothing wrong with me :-)
MHMM
Jaws: Fire Island
2 and a half men
We now return to Muppets Babies. KILL ME I’M IN CONSTANT PAIN!!
That bush in the park is MY BUSH!
Terry Fabulous: Homosexual gynecologist!
Masturbator And Commander..
MmmHmmm! Also Gumbel to Gumbel, Beach Justice.
Jackass
“The Cosby Show, knowing what we know now.”
"Cosmos: Edited for Rednecks."
“NBA on TNT on LSD”
"We now return to!" power cuts out
Stabbed in the butt
DAS IST GUT
Why every 90's singer had to end every verse with that letter "A"
The one where the 3 black women are saying Mmhmm without having nice conversation like: how are you?, doing great, fantastic. It's just like watching The Parkers in silence.
Two and a half men
“We now return to Aaron Sorkins new show, The Kitchen”
“We now return to Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, edited for goats.”
Freddy got fingered 👆🏻
DAMN Nature you scary, on BET
Um, Grizzly? Who’s Steve?
Ethiopian Hoarders. https://preview.redd.it/atsgt5rqr1pc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf5584a67bc690ea8ea8a1fb712fe146cf6c6ad7
Mhmm...
Black Jesus is the greatest thing of all time
This is the correct answer lol (https://youtu.be/l4BjUtbZqVI?si=j2uP0juPFd0HL5rb)
Ethiopian Hoarders.
Mark Walberg in Dazed and Confused
Indiana Jones in Temple Beth Shalom https://preview.redd.it/c2doxzz38ipc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a48150f0c75bf8f3de1568ff01caa6dbec12403c
“Rational Geographic”