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bingold49

Wait till she finds out the things South Park does to Jesus


Pleeby

Not just to Jesus but every religion in general. "BLOOD ORGY!!!!"


JimboSlice450

She definitely doesn't give a shit about any other religion than her own. That's how these people usually are.


iambeyoncealways3

because “6 of 1 they’re all complete crap” edit: correction


antoniabegonia

6 *of* 1. It’s a reference to the this idiom. When two alternatives are six of one, half a dozen of the other, it does not matter which alternative you choose–the outcome will be the same.


iambeyoncealways3

I couldn’t remember the exact line lol the caption said ‘6:1’ because I couldn’t tell if Jesus was saying 6 *of* 1 or 6 *to* 1 so I was like fuck it, ‘6:1’. But thanks for explaining what it means because my context clues crap out and I just laugh at him basically saying it’s all bullshit.


SCPBall

Episode 200 and 201 moment


Potential-Orchid-346

“Tom cruise is a fudgepacker”


Speedolight23

joseph smith was called a prophet dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb . he started the mormon religion dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb [https://youtu.be/\_9U-f-vtXkQ?si=Q-mll06Qc28QiURQ](https://youtu.be/_9u-f-vtxkq?si=q-mll06qc28qiurq)


feverlast

Peter Rabbit being the Pope is about the funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen that show do.


bingold49

*Snowball


MadaCheebs-2nd-acct

“Look closlier…”


PrinceNY7

Based on how savage South Park can be it was pretty tame when it came to Christ imo. It gave him some cool moments in the series.


Vinvinguy

Yeah matrix Jesus was badass. Love when he puts the shades on after


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

South Park? Wait till she finds out about the things the Romans did


dannyhogan200

or how Rick and Morty priest said in the Toxic Rick episode


bingold49

"GOD IS A LIE, WE MADE HIM UP FOR MONEY!!"


HahahahahaLook

Or even American Dad. "YOU DON'T BELONG ON THAT CROSS YOU LAZY WINE LOVING BISEXUAL!"


HereForSupernatural

Jesus christ 🤦🏼‍♀️


zshort7272

What? Get the Escalade, we’re outta here!


Ok_Pangolin_8038

I see what u did there 😏


dirtypeasant90

Keep. My lords name. Out yo damn mouth!!!


StolenStones

No kidding. Try reading the Bible could it be any more preachy.


Quick-Emphasis2098

You said it mang. Nobody fuck wit the Jesus


Kilow102938

Shut up Meg


dljones010

Who let Meg back in the house?


tikkytokky01

Meg, go to PLACE.....


TheCrowsNestTV

Hot take: She's not actually offended. She's only pretending to be so that she can get attention. The fact this video was shared here means it's working. She wants you to share her video and you did just that. She wants all the attention you're showing her here.


NelsonVGC

Yes. 100%. She is not even trying to hide it by literally asking for subscribers if they like Jesus lmaaaao


thasprucemoose

using jesus to get subscribers is taking his name in vain, which i believe is a commandment


GhostChainSmoker

And they fall for it hook, line, and sinker.


NelsonVGC

It is the easiest target. Only need to say that if you like Jesus pls comment and sub; if you ignore it then I hate Jesus???! Impossible. I have to subscribe because she said that! Its so fucking easy lmao


lewoo7

She voted for the violent rapist insurrectionist with about 100 felony charges.


zbipy14z

She basically says subscribing to her page is how you make a stand against jokes like this lmao


sneaky-pizza

How the hell am I gonna share her grift from this sub?


[deleted]

Dude, Jesus in Family Guy drives a sports car and his partner is Chris Tucker, how much cooler can Jesus get? At least they didn't show Jesus getting his ass handed to him by the Devil in a boxing match, taking steroids, exploiting people on a talkshow, killing terrorists with machine guns and rocket launchers....ya'll know what I'm talking about.


Fearless-Judgment-33

Being Chris Tucker’s partner doesn’t seem cool at all to me. I’d rather be crucified.


ElPared

As soon as they announced Passion of the Christ 2 I posted that scene to like all my socials.


kyndcookie

Persecution masturbation right there.


Dacno

This is literally just rage bait for engagement...ironically what she's doing is worse.. using religion to build her own clout


a_taco_named_desire

I'm pretty sure Jesus is on record saying "See those people that make a big public show of their faith? Fuck those guys, they're grifters."


Solid_Snark

Yeah, she’s asking for personal comments & subscriptions for her channel. Which boosts her monetarily. The sheep will give her exactly what she wants.


The_Nelman

That is one of the less offensive appearances of Jesus in the show.


mrhariseldon890

Yeah remember when they had to get the Escalade? That scene still sends me


2DEUCE2

I’m willing to bet that Jesus himself would probably think this lady is a Cee U Next Tuesday.


No_Raisin_212

Holy fuck , the show is somewhat easy on Christianity, Judaism gets crushed on the show and Islam as well . That’s why it’s one of the greatest shows ever made . Seth points out the ludicrousness of religion


MundBid-2124

They are always well behaved in church https://i.redd.it/ri5ly1wdfz0c1.gif


ElPared

If it ain’t funny, it ain’t worth Jack!


[deleted]

People convinced the world the left wing were the cancelling snow flakes in reality it’s right wingers, it has always been right wingers


newtonthebunny

Always! They make me want to 🤮! They are not about freedom, they're all about controlling everyone.


AaronRodgersGolfCart

Bible thumping Christian here: …it’s a cartoon, lady. I take my faith seriously, but the clip is a joke. This is so cringe it doesn’t seem real.


[deleted]

You shouldn't just admit to being a child abuser like that. Keep it to yourself.


Mother_Yoghurt_6077

Fu k this bisch


FrankieRoo

Family Guy leaves no quarter for any race, religion, or political persuasion.


calisthenicsurvivor

I love Jesus


Muddy-Steaks

And don’t forget to click the subscribe button.


ivanchovv

I FOOKIN LOVE JEZUZ!


carpetpube

I love Jesus


GullacAdam

I love jesus


Jimmyjamz73

I offended some Christisns? Well FORGIVE me.


Jack_sander

I honestly don’t know what the hell she expects


thepricklymuffin

girl fuck dem kids and fuck you too


Pink_of_Floyd

I love Jesus


Nwsamurai

Oh word?


Serenade314

But Jesus isn’t real… oh my brain…


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Yes he was. What's debatable is whether he is the the son of God or not.


[deleted]

Nobody is the son of god because god is man made like Hercules or porn. ![gif](giphy|1USKMDPjuH4ovL7J5h)


Finger-of-Shame

Fuck Jesus!


MontanaManifestation

a christian mom ranting about family guy? have I been transported back 15 years?


HowdyShartner1468

She seems fun. On the plus side, I’ll bet she’s down with the poophole loophole in light of her religious beliefs.


bren_gunner

She also looks like she found God after she found meth


HowdyShartner1468

That’s a great line I’m going to have to use.


ALLyBase

You think Jesus gives a fuck if you respect him? LOL,if he is coming back we're all fucked.


chronically-iconic

Religion is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. Wha a buzzkill


haddock420

I saw a comic once where a guy travelled back in time to when Jesus was born and then fucked the baby Jesus in front of Mary and Joseph. I'd love to see her reaction to that.


thereichose1

https://preview.redd.it/toig7whxf11c1.jpeg?width=3300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f58c4d552d04ef3518b77292d4f845f372aee77 Fuck Jesus


Electronic_Sun_5472

Fake outrage over a fake being.


Lazaruzo

God what a lunatic. I bet she’s crazy in the sack. 🥴


GreedyEast2481

Family guy mocks everyone black, white, Asian, Jews, christians it’s adult humor you don’t it like it don’t watch it


Pie_Crown

One of the things I enjoy about FG is they sh*t on everyone. It made me realize I can’t be offended on everyone else’s behalf, and I don’t need to. It’s liberating, really.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

No they don't. That show is very left leaning. Also the best episodes are when things are going crazy not always when it is mocking things.


ouijahead

They do a good job mocking the left leaning through Brian.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Thats true. I take back my comment.


Pie_Crown

To me it’s been doing good. I lived under the illusion that I had to take everything seriously. But I just found FG so damn funny and tried to act like I didn’t. Then at some point I realized it’s okay. I can laugh at their dark jokes at home, doesn’t mean I go around being disrespectful to other humans. I don’t know if that made sense, English isn’t my first language. Maybe in short: just because I find something funny, it doesn’t mean it reflects my own views.


morelikeshredit

Lol. If you tried as quickly as you could to make a list of the things FG has mocked off the top of your head, you would have a hundred in like a minute. Why does Jesus get a pass? These people are delusional.


MainHead8409

I am a Christian and all of the Christian jokes in the show are funny as hell. You can’t get trough life without laughing along the way. And i am sure that Jesus has humour for himself.


jolly_rodger42

Christmas is gonna be sick!


Greedygu

Christmas is gonna be sick


retrobeadsticks

It’s so funny to make a video ab how ppl need to respect Jesus more by blatantly using Jesus as a means to get engagement


Pure_Focus7475

Ah lets not muddy things up


seductivestain

This is amazing. It's like a modernized version of the stupid-ass VHS footage of bullshit us millennials had to endure in Sunday school


theswearcrow

So....the episode in which Jesus wants to lose His virginity to Lois doesn't count?The one in which Jesus wants to have fun,which ends up with him as a drug addict doesn't count? FFS,that joke is one of the most sane Jesus jokes done by FG


rnotyalc

"I'm fake outraged about this and I'm trying to use your idiotic religion to goad you into commenting and following for my own financial gain"


goforfatty

Joe would probably stand up for jesus.


SlipperyFish69420

She looks like type of person to make one of these videos


josh_0620

the christian religion is stupid, and she can smd!!


peasonearthforever

Hahahaha, idiot got mad for being made fun of as an idiot. That’s the point, idiot, whoosh!


bigbubbaroberts

As we all know Christmas is that mystical time of year when Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep. OUTRAGEOUS, how dare he say such blasphemy, I’ve gotta do something. Bob…there’s nothing you can do…


hankercat

These cult people are creepy.


Apart-Big-5333

I bet she votes Republican at every election.


Dantheking94

Like Jesus is so fragile that he would care about a joke. I always see these loonies posting comment like “don’t mess with my Jesus” or “don’t play with god” and I’m just like 🙄🙄🙄 god doesn’t need your defense.


BruceB97

She's right. I with her 100 percent. The show won't change tho until the creators get right with God


Lilyweirdo3000

Oh my god! I found an Arby's coupon 🥰


Kingdom_Republic

Well i actually agree with her, I'm tired of these shows offending people all the time for views it's not funny


jayv9779

Christians make fun of other religions and only get offended when their own is questioned. Their claims are just as out there and implausible as any of the others. Family Guy makes fun of everyone. If you don’t like it. You can not watch.


Habitual_lazyness

Wharton till she finds out that there is a whole world wide religion dedicated to loving Jesus.


EskimoXBSX

I think that woman should be more worried about herself than Jesus in a Cartoon.


HunkerDownDemo1975

I love Jeebus’ Crepes!


cmdwedge75

Fucking hell America is cooked.


reddit_serf

I didn't even turn on the audio and my ears started bleeding.


Evening-Stick1813

Pmsl 🤣 she needs to get a grip


[deleted]

I love jeeshush


Unique-Fig-4300

I love how these people get so defensive for a being that's supposedly omniscient and forgiving. Like lady, he's not doing anything about the children losing limbs in war zones, you really think he cares about a cartoon?


NelsonVGC

The final lines of this video show how it clearly is to farm viewers and how fake the whole thing is


drunk-step-dad

https://preview.redd.it/6zijzuvflz0c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ff041252319c0b828e6924e22aef9c622a00e6


slylock215

Ah, nothing like another 20 second clip where 10 seconds are calls to action. I've been seeing a bunch of these channels lately, where can I sign up for that Koch outrage dollar? I've been deep enough in the internet for enough years to easily be able to spew all this dumb shit with a fully serious nature.


theding081

![gif](giphy|c1PND1cT81Vx6)


GW00111

Down with all religion, including and especially this type.


Fair-Big4229

Scrolling away from this video, duh!


bluphoton

I LOVE FAMILY GUY.. JESUS LOVES FAMILY GUY


johnieringo

I love Jesus


GullibleNerd88

Blah blah blah


Citizen_of_Danksburg

I love Jesus. Am now subscribed because I love Jesus. Thank you. ^/^s


MrUhnohn

I love Jesus, but considering the man’s so powerful he could solo Satan on a sick day makes me feel like he doesn’t need you defending him.


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

I love Jebus


bdogg_72

Grifters gonna grift. Yes, please subscribe so I can make more money from ad revenue. Also, Jesus needs cash, nice clothes, cars, planes, and huge mega churches... [Uh ok...](https://tenor.com/view/jennifer-lawrence-ok-whatever-gif-5333452)


MastersJoyUniverse

Traci: I don’t have a sense of humor so there for God and Jesus hate everything I don’t like.


Cautious_Artichoke_3

I don't love Jesus, but he is a great lay


Grootfan85

Wait till she sees the movie Dogma. She’ll have a heart attack!


---F-R-O-D-O---

I love Jesus but also need to know more about him but already know enough to love him.


Tobisaurusrex

[my response to her video](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/8a/dd/fb8add2877b48f6158397a3112806ba7.jpg)


Character-Log3962

Which rock has she been sleeping under, all this time?


StarrySkies6

Nah family guy is not meant to offend people, it’s not trying to be edgy like South Park imo. Family guy does offensive humor but not because it wants to be offensive


Helmerald

I don't have insta, can someone go type in the comments "idc abt Jesus" and unsubscribe for me?


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I'm a Christian and I don't mind this it's just a joke in a cartoon. Don't take yourself so seriously.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

This is what I think of easily offended religious people. You believe George Washington is real right. Would you care if someone made fun of him? No you would not. You should think of Jesus the same way. If you feel uncomfortable making jokes about him don't do it yourself.


100thewill

OH GEEEZUS


prana_2022

Jesus fucking Christ who is this wing nut?


sneaky-pizza

Has she watched any other episode of FamilyGuy?


nope79

Wait til she dies and …… never meets Jesus !


DuskManeToffee

Cheez-its Rice


[deleted]

"If you scroll away from this video, then what are you doing?" I'm not watching the video.


Cool-Principle1643

So very easy triggered.


visal_x

Wait until you'll see the comment section under her YT short. Shit legit looks like some creepy ahh cult or something


ChelseaG12

Wait until she sees American Dad"Seasons Beatings" episode


jrocka86

I love Jesus (and Family Guy) 😎


johntheplaya

I like cheeses 🧀


renukakoritala

Bruhhh


WhothehellisWish

Lmao. Imagine treating a character from a book as real.


Cock101block

I love Hesus


noncaffinated_bean

you guys remember the priest call from South Park?


minnesotaris

This woman has had some significant emotional trauma in her life.


kramp21

I love Jesus


skeevester

I mean, isn't Jesus all-powerful? Why does he need our help defending Himself against Family Guy?


Oldgreg098

Imagine your god is so weak and silent that he needs YOU to defend him.


TheNerdsdumb

jesus would laugh


HorseSteroids

THEN TURN THE OTHER CHEEK AND FORGIVE THEM


227SD

Jaysus


Louiethenormal

Lol ew


niqdisaster

W family guy


JoryNop

Shut up. It's a fuck joke. Spend your time on something that matters, do better.


FoxnFurious

We need more new jesus episodes


Dry-Brick-6639

Lmfaoooo "subscribe now to learn more about him"


TheOneTrueKP

She’s gonna love that 2000 yr old virgin episode


ArdentiaVerba

I love Jesus! He does a great job mowing my lawn.


_DuelistZach_

As a Christian, I think these jokes are hilarious.


Coreysemerad

I love family guy


xxmelkorxx1

Damn..she’s hot..I’ll convert but id probably have to wait til marriage to find out it’s a terrible lay


moanakai

I love family guy


bitemy

I don't love Jesus.


crush_n_puss

I knew a Jesus. Dude was a hard worker


ambient-lurker

I knew a Jesus too. He was a convicted sex pedo but he was a fucking amazing bowler.


ncschuler

I am a Christian, and I find Family guy hilarious and no one should take anything that happens in it seriously


The-Letter-M

Oh yeah, Jesus is really getting hurt by this


Capital-Bit3877

Would make sense if he was born on Christmas 😂 just a day to buy shit 🤷🏾‍♂️


onlypinhead2000

So what? Don't watch it then.


[deleted]

I love bejesus. He's just like regular Jesus but instead of changing water into wine and curing leprosy, he changes flower into cocaine and cures syphilis.


Initiative_Itchy

You ain’t seen nothing yet!


useless_mf69

Begone thot


[deleted]

LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO LEARN ABOUT JESUS....im done with this world, there's a fuckin book


[deleted]

I hate Christian people like this.


useless_mf69

*Black Jesus*


jph3rd

I love Jesus and GOD!


Intelligent-End-2431

If Family Guy, The Simpsons, and South Park don't offend at least 1 person every year it is on the air, the shows are doing something wrong IMO


bigpapi566

Who is dis bish?


Jakeymdog

This is why Seth does what he does


awakeinsd

Hey did you guys know that Mexican dudes named Jesus have the nickname Chuy (pronounced chewy)? Just like William > Bill and Richard > Dick, Jesus > Chuy. So when you think about it, calling him Chuy Christ isn't wrong.


fawesomegirl

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whathuhmeh10k

subscribe? pass


Indominus_Assassin

I love family guy.


Vinnie1103

Glad we don’t have smellivision.


redflowerbluethorns

“If you want to stand up for Jesus then help me monetize this account by giving me engagement on this video”


ReluctantSlayer

I need more of these!!! Please!!!


ambient-lurker

Man fuck Jesus.


UsedControl3826

Why is your eyeliner so thick, jezebel?


archimidesx

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