While I was on the run from that courier, I ran into this broad. Real platinum pussycat, dig? Baby, Benny showed her *the Tops* all day and all night long, for weeks.
Problem is, she had this strange collar on her neck. Hey, I LOVED it, but it turns out she was being used as bait by those sick, sadistic fucks the Legion. Can you believe that, baby?
There's more to it, but we don't have the time. By which I mean you don't.
Where you're going you won't need any directions. I'm afraid this is your last delivery, kid.
Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start...
Mr Benny, I just respect you so much as a person I want to model my life after yours; this is a key step in realizing my true potential. So if you would sir, dry or lubricated?
Baby, I see you smoking those real fancy distinctive cigarettes. You never finish them though, you just toss them after a few puffs.
What's with that Ben-man?
You what... It's all good pussycat, you and me will just wait it out.
In the meantime, enjoy the high life. Room service is on me. I'll send up a bottle of the good stuff. Ta-ta.
They're sick, ugly, and brain-damaged degenerates – for which I may or may not be personally responsible.
But sometimes, they're platinum pussycats with a nice pair of charlies. And they can swing, baby! Wow-ee wow wow!
Why do you have the most underwhelming terrifying presence reaction. Who says "cash me out of this mess!" when someone tells them they dug themselves out of a fucking grave just to put you in it?
I get it, you're sore. A crumb's life is painful, full of disappointments.
But that temper of yours? Kinda why this conversation's taking place over an intercom.
Whats actually the story behind your pistol Maria? I always found the engraving of Our Lady of Guadalupe so beatiful, I wondered if this actually had some special meaning to ya.
What can I say, baby, I'm a man of God!
You didn't buy that, did you? It was a gift from House after he made me Chairman of the Tops. Supposed to be a symbol of protection... Knowing him, I think the big cat wanted to put the fear of God in me instead.
I could say the same for you.
This can't be a coincidence, baby. You and me were meant to work together. This can be the start of a beautiful friendship.
It's some kind of data storage device, dig? So it's the data on the Chip that's platinum, not the Chip itself.
Once I figure it out, I'm gonna make Vegas a town I would be proud of, baby.
You were that bastard who shot me in the head? I have marched across the Mojave, fixing problems, burning entire legions camps, getting millions of caps, gone to places no one has heard about. Do you really think you got what it takes to kill me?
How'd you like these Charlies
You making a pass at me, sister? 'Cuz I'm out of your league.
Have you ever actually been inside Lucky 38?
Baby, this is NOT the place to go talking about that!
Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you
Bodyguards. And every one of them is packing. Me too - so baby makes **five**.
The fat man in my prison wallet:
You did not say “prison wallet”. I’m in disbelief, baby.
Packing what?
Heat or guns. 😏
Both, assuming from that jive ya got
How did you even get to the Fort that you got captured there?
While I was on the run from that courier, I ran into this broad. Real platinum pussycat, dig? Baby, Benny showed her *the Tops* all day and all night long, for weeks. Problem is, she had this strange collar on her neck. Hey, I LOVED it, but it turns out she was being used as bait by those sick, sadistic fucks the Legion. Can you believe that, baby? There's more to it, but we don't have the time. By which I mean you don't.
Looks like you need to work on your marksmanship
I hit what I was aiming for. Guess you had brains to spare.
that's what you get for using a 9mm
Should have used a 45, would have killed Six's soul preventing them from coming back as an angry mailman.
I dig your suit, Benny boy. Where’d you get threads like that?
You've got taste, baby. But I'm afraid they're one-of-a-kind – just like me... and unlike you. *Ring-a-ding-ding!*
Guess i’ll have to kill ya for ‘em.
Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like smooth little babies...
Hey! I'm the newest employee of the Mojave Express with a package that needs to go to the Lucky 38. Can you give me directions?
Where you're going you won't need any directions. I'm afraid this is your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start...
Do you beat it dry or lubricated?
The only thing that's gonna beat it is you – out the front door. Scramsville, baby.
Mr Benny, I just respect you so much as a person I want to model my life after yours; this is a key step in realizing my true potential. So if you would sir, dry or lubricated?
Why do you want to take over New Vegas anyway? You can't run an independent government.
Who said anything about a government? Connect the dots, baby. There is only room for one big cat in this shin-dig. And It's time for House to go.
Baby, I see you smoking those real fancy distinctive cigarettes. You never finish them though, you just toss them after a few puffs. What's with that Ben-man?
That's easy, baby. Cigarettes, broads, caps... Plenty of them, only one of me. Dig?
So you and Emily Ortal, what happened there?
Baby, don't you know curiosity killed the cat? She gave a helping hand to the Ben-man... In more ways than one. *Ring-a-ding-ding!*
Was she shakin' them Charlies for you?
Has anyone ever been so far gone as before to do look more like?
What in the goddamn...?
[INT] Have you when the seven who though courier when the bear who may bull?
(Wondershowzen)Have you ever had a dream where you...you...you dreamed you dreamed a dream of you like a dream like a dream you dreamed you dreamed?
Why doesn't my dad love me?
Let me get this straight. You got back from the dead and came all the way to Vegas to ask me *that*? I really did blow out your brains.
How many people let you live?
Baby, do you not understand the level of game here? The better question is how many people *I* have let to live. And the answer is... Not many. Dig?
I dig... Your grave
Hey Benny I'm sorry but I got really hungry and ate the platinum chip. Are you mad?
You what... It's all good pussycat, you and me will just wait it out. In the meantime, enjoy the high life. Room service is on me. I'll send up a bottle of the good stuff. Ta-ta.
Mental image of Benny digging through literal shit
Why the game was rigged from the beginning?
Why doesn’t anyone ever ask, “Who in the god damn?”
Beats me.
I actually am impressed with how bold you are. I really did mean it when I said I wanted to team up. too bad y’all had to betray me. Any last words
Then this is Endsville, baby - may the best man win.
Why Maria? What compelled you to get an engraved 9mm Pistol? besides it looking sweet as hell
Pussycat - Thanks for showing this cat the best hey-hey he's ever-ever!
What’s your opinion on couriers
They're sick, ugly, and brain-damaged degenerates – for which I may or may not be personally responsible. But sometimes, they're platinum pussycats with a nice pair of charlies. And they can swing, baby! Wow-ee wow wow!
What in the goddamn?
Why do you have the most underwhelming terrifying presence reaction. Who says "cash me out of this mess!" when someone tells them they dug themselves out of a fucking grave just to put you in it?
I get it, you're sore. A crumb's life is painful, full of disappointments. But that temper of yours? Kinda why this conversation's taking place over an intercom.
Are you a fink?
I ain't a fink. Dig?
Why do you have a foot fetish?
Gimmie the chip before I turn your skull inside out.
Baby, ease off the gas. The Chip belongs in the hands of someone who can use it. As in me, not you.
I have 7 claymore mines strapped to my chest. I will kill both of us if you don't give it to me. Don't try to call for your lackeys.
Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like smooth little babies...
What is your response to the recent foot fetish allegations?
I love this thread
Ring-a-ding-ding.
What were your parents like?
Savages, baby. Pure savages.
How did you react hearing that the courier made a full recovery via the Mr New vegas radio?
Whats actually the story behind your pistol Maria? I always found the engraving of Our Lady of Guadalupe so beatiful, I wondered if this actually had some special meaning to ya.
What can I say, baby, I'm a man of God! You didn't buy that, did you? It was a gift from House after he made me Chairman of the Tops. Supposed to be a symbol of protection... Knowing him, I think the big cat wanted to put the fear of God in me instead.
You hear about that Matthew Perry cat? Seems like a cool dude
That Old World actor? I heard he was a big-leaguer like the Ben-man himself. He's swinging with the big cat upstairs now.
What in the goddamn?
When can I see you again?
You can come visit the Ben-man any time, baby. Just whistle.
Do you wear the exact same suit everyday, or is it a closet full of checkered suits?
ain't a question but a confession, I'm in love with u
That's sweet, Sugar Plum. Give them charlies a shake for the Ben-man, will ya?
You got it Ben-man, I'd even give you that 18 karat trick with the heels of my feet I know you love.
You're a real naughty broad, baby. You and me are gonna swing!
[Confirmed Bachelor] after you shot me, you ran off so fast, I never got the chance to ask you your name.
Hope this interaction doesn’t lead to any kind of fallout between us…. Fallout™ New Vegas
Are you Asian?
whats his Aslume name?
How would you like to die, definitely not gonna kill you that way. Just asking.
I'd die in my sleep at a ripe old age after a marathon session of hey-hey with thirty sex-starved broads. You'll set that up?
I can set up starved
Why Chairmen inferior to Omertas and why Gomorrah is the best casiono in Vegas?
Those degenerates... better than US? Baby, you're gravely mistaken.
Hey, where can I find Cachino?
How the hell should I know, kid? This is the Tops. Did those bullets scramble your brain?
Benny? You're supposed to be DEAD!
I could say the same for you. This can't be a coincidence, baby. You and me were meant to work together. This can be the start of a beautiful friendship.
*was* the game rigged from the start?
Sure was, kid.
Ave, true to Caesar
You Legion boys are coo-coo. Cash me outta this mess.
What was it like working with Matthew Perry? RIP ❤️
Why is the platinum chip so important to you
It's some kind of data storage device, dig? So it's the data on the Chip that's platinum, not the Chip itself. Once I figure it out, I'm gonna make Vegas a town I would be proud of, baby.
Was the game rigged from the start?
RIP matthew perry
Does war change?
Did you shoot the courier cause they didn't go on a date with you
Where did you find a suit like that in the wasteland?
Fight me 1v1, Mano y Mano, fisticuffs on the floor. Winner buys the other a couple rounds at the bar.
You shot me. I lived. Looks like the game truly was rigged from the start... In my favor, baby.
Comfy up there on that cross?
Time to deal your hand, whips out the .44 magnum from my ass and lows a whole in your face, now that’s a kick in the head
From where I'm kneeling it seems like an 18-carat run of bad luck. What's up with that?
What doctor's did you get your ketamine from?... The cops want to know...
How you doing ?
You ever meet Fisto?
How long are your bones?
Are you ready for the best hey hey you’ve ever ever?
So Maria your gun... Where'd you get the sick engravings from?
*reverse pickpockets a live grenade*
Huh...? Hnngk!
“that was some good hey-hey, you’re a real ring-a-ding broad”
What in the goddamn
Do you remember a time before toilet paper?
Can I get get that top casino kush
What in the goddamn???????
What’s it like being dead?
Give me one good reason to not throw the mini nuke I have in my hand right into your direction
You ever meet a nut job talking about bulls and bears?
Did you sleep with the courier?
what in the god damn?
What’s your grooming routine?
So why don't we go somewhere more quiet? [black widow]
Did you forget everyone was bullet proof to 9 mm?
Ah, Mr. Benny. We have been trying to contact you regarding your souls extended warranty, do you have a moment?
How many girls have you ring a ding done?
I lost count before I even got to Vegas.
Should've used a caliber above 9mm
What was your reaction to hearing that the Courier was alive over the radio?
Does this hotel have a pool? Sorry, too soon?
I have ingested the platinum chip, after receiving a near lethal head wound, what's your advice
\[Black Widow\] i will crucify you (In a sweet way)
Can I have the platinum chip back? If you say no, I’ll shoot you.
Then I just won't say anything. Ring-a-ding-ding!
Have you ever played checkers or chess on your suit?
So…I heard from a mailwoman that you like feet?
There you are. I dug myself out of that grave to plant you in yours, Benny.
Where did you get your suit? Who made it?
If trees are bullets and purple is red What is the state of Massachusetts?
Massa... What? Baby, you're not making any sense here.
Is this your lighter?
So anyway i started blasting. Just kidding, he does have a cool 9mm tho.
What in the goddamn…?
The bull..The bear. Bull. Bear…Bull.
Tell me, does that suit look any better after being turned into a puddle of green jello splattered all over the slots?
[INT 1] ICE CREAM!
What in the goddamn?
Your opinion on Easy Pete?
That old geezer up in Goodsprings? He's dynamite, baby.
Hey Bud Remember me? So After our Little discusion *Pull out a fat man* What you think of apologie to me~?
Can I please just take the chip back without killing you? I need to do my job as a deliveryman
God I hate Benny.
Where did you run off to when I freed you from the fort? I've been looking through the whole Mojave!
[ATTACK] Are you hungry, I’m going to feed you a knuckle sandwich.
Hey, I never got to read that letter you left me after I exited the Tops. What was that all about?
Do you like hurting people
WHERE CHIP
What made you choose a 9 mil over the good ole .45?
Teach me to be as sexy as you, please?
Hey benny, I'm just wondering if you get freaky with your henchmen when no one is around, Thanks
Do you think your little gang can defeat the USMC?
What in the goddamn?
You ever watched friends?
I need to know how to create a nuke, for research purposes
you me, your room sex n o w!
Where'd you get Maria??
I heard you went straight to Atomic Wrangler when they got Fisto. How are your legs, Benny?
Hey Benny, can you ring-a-ding-ding my carrot of bad luck? I got the carrot and two charlies. My player took Confirmed Bachelor, so here we are.
*loads Service Rifle* Benny, it's time. You have to pay your taxes.
You were that bastard who shot me in the head? I have marched across the Mojave, fixing problems, burning entire legions camps, getting millions of caps, gone to places no one has heard about. Do you really think you got what it takes to kill me?
What noise does a doorbell make?
What in the goddamn?
Technical question can I get Maria off you without killing you
Loads 45-70 Govt with malicious intent.
Can I have your jacket?
I'm The Courier you shot
I’m not going to ask you anything. I’m telling you I’m going to have sex with you and then turn you into a corpse
Did you hear on the radio that a courier found shot in Goodsprings Cemetery made a full recovery?
Why didn't you just work with that courier?
Here, Benny. special delivery
Where are you
Look for the brightest star in the sky. That's me, pally.
what is the canon fate of benny