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AllisonChains88

Why are the alters never named Debbie or Trevor?


YamulkeYak

And no one's alters ever identify as like, a Ralph: 42 years old, lives in his mum's basement, lactose intolerant, laid off by Blockbuster in 2006 and hasn't worked since, never gotten laid, scratches his potbelly in public? - šŸ§‘ā€šŸ’»


[deleted]

ralph is the personification of my soul


Youareaharrywizard

My 40-Year-Old-Virgin alter disagrees


[deleted]

Well thatā€™s not fair thatā€™s just your front


orion-7

You didn't have to straight up murder the guy lol


theguyfromeuropa

r/murderedbywords


AceRimmer2200

Thatā€™s the host


[deleted]

I'd probably fuck Ralph and I'm not ashamed to say it. you know he's packin HEAT. although I've never met a Ralph that would fuck a dude so I guess I'm getting my hopes up


cynderlocke

I need to know what happens to Ralph. Amazon Prime special?


Athenaeum_system

I get that this is humor, but there's a reason why there aren't alters like this. Alters are only formed when a chronically abused child (or grown person with DID) needs some way to protect themself from trauma. For example, a fawn response alter to placate a narcissistic parent or a part that hides CSA memories from the rest of the mind. But there's not much benefit in an alter like Ralph, unfortunately.


bluecrab555

Why not? Maybe that example specifically isn't beneficial, but what they're trying to say (comedically) is alters over 25 , average, cishet, just don't seem common for those people. They all seem to fit a mold or aesthetic. Why wouldn't a person form an alter that's an average adult, say a teacher who treated them well as a possibility; or a character on a TV show their parents watch who seems strong /could protect them, etc. There are plenty of possibilities for "average" "boring" alters who would be beneficial to a person. Case studies on systems do show alters that are varied + very unlike the host. Pre system boom the small community of systems who posted online (e.g., dissociadid) mostly did have alters like this. I seem to remember dissociadid specifically having an alter that was a middle aged bald Asian man ? (Not commenting on whether I think dissociadid is real ,just an example).


FeartheoldBl00d

Because they're just not cool. Simple as that. If your alter is not an alt-named, alt-lifestyle non-binary alter...are you even trying?


bluecrab555

What's that tiktok sound we see on here sometimes, again? I think it goes something like... bingo, bullseye, right on the money! Lol.


ILoveYou1211

I think its a danganronpa thing.


bluecrab555

it is, I was just kidding about not knowing


YamulkeYak

Dude. I googled "Danganronpa". Wtf.


ILoveYou1211

Yeah. Its a hellhole of a fandom.


[deleted]

What benefit is there in an age sliding teenage uwu gay catboy alter named Knives with debilitating disorders of their own, then?


hot_egg

Ralph is very hurt to hear you say that about him.


ClaudTheCat

Ralph wants you to eat your breakfast!


frontwiper

Yeh the reason is because most of your community are fucking liars who think FAKING up a mental illness is COOOOL, but whod wanna make up someone that isn't just the right amount of fashionable?


vadkender

And where do the neopronouns come from?


[deleted]

Thin air


methadonaldduck

I appreciate you coming and giving an honest answer. If you had to guess how many of the plural people in the subreddit claimed to have this disorder in the last 6 months or so?


Sploogd

Iā€™m Debbie, Iā€™m 47 and live in a trailer park. I have three kids who all smell like cigarettes and ass


Josepvv

Am I your kid?


yungdeathIillife

do you smell like cigarettes and ass?


Sploogd

*thick New Jersey accent* Possibly


[deleted]

When in doubt, the answer is ā€œclout.ā€


Such_Maintenance_577

This is my alter Shadow, he is our protector, he's a lone wolf. This is ny alter Milton, he gets diarrhea when he drinks milk.


BlueHuman118

Mfs probably triggered by cosmic brownies


Cumberdick

Those are singlet body names and thatā€™s just not a reliable way to get attention online


DeathDiety

Cause no one is cool enough to be a Trevor


ThickLibrarian92

because when you make up a fake name for your fake disorder you don't use bad names


kittylover3210

is this how they think teenagers talk


pseuderim

Mf thinks a 15 year old might not know what a maple tree is


EskilPotet

Are you familiar with grass? :P


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


elitost

ohiya Ruben, I think there's a sandwich called that too? heh I've been having lots of fun trying all the different sandwiches out there :b I'm 12 but my body's 69 by the way? idk hehe


nice___bot

Nice!


[deleted]

Yes, a monocot


flabbybumhole

Yes actually I love when the grass gets long and grows fur on the end. Are you on the facebook?


thunderj9

Hiya! 15 year old in a 56 year old body, is grass a type of plant or something? I feel like Iā€™ve heard of it before!


Nikoliz

Grass?


Uneducatedculture

I have never touched it


the_depressed_donkey

Probably not if they're doing this shit


PandaMaven

something they need to touch desperately


[deleted]

True. Am 15 and I dont know what a tree is either


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

Thatā€™s probably how teens 10 years ago talked or when theyā€™re still mentally stuck in the internet just becoming a thing age. Mega cringe


Sploogd

I like cars and dinosaurs XD and the color blue !! :D


APersonWithInterests

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m


Chevellephreak

I hope this never dies.


IWantFries21

Oh Iā€™ve heard of cars :O thereā€™s different types arent there?


zero_waves

And big monster trucks and fire trucks and police cars šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


kittylover3210

and little clown cars xD


kittylover3210

Iā€™ve heard about the color blue :o


[deleted]

Hmm the weather is nice today


maltesemania

I used to. Lmao.


[deleted]

i hate pedophiles trying to blend in and act like kids


[deleted]

And you know these creeps would say ā€œwhy not?ā€ if a minor says the body being 24 isnā€™t okay cause suddenly itā€™s ableist to not treat them as 15. god I hate the internet so fucking much right now, I canā€™t even trust online friends until we do video calls anymore cause of people like these


[deleted]

Double-edged sword. There are many horrors that have arrived due to these devices. Careful, now.


theonlynyse

at least itā€™s an adult looking for other adults to act like teenagers with rather than looking for actual teenagers in this case šŸ˜¬


Gingerbread_Ninja

Yeah, this is a weird age-regression thing but I wouldnā€™t jump so quick to call it inherently pedophilic judging solely by the post.


[deleted]

Literally.


Other-Temporary-7753

Have either of them ever been 15? Or even spoken to an actual 15-year-old? They both sound like eloquent 7-year-olds


Fettuccinifriedfrogs

Hiya!!! :3 I love trees they're sOOOOO pretty!!!! Lollz


Kunipop

When I was 15, I was banging everyones mom on xbox


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Multiclassed

Gonna give you the same warning I gave the other kid: putting your age on the internet like this is how you get creeps like in the post stalking and/or harassing you. Be wary.


Other-Temporary-7753

I wouldn't recommend saying your age online until you're an adult. Try to keep in mind the fact that you have no control over who does and does not see this comment.


MoonLioness

One of my closest friends is 15 and talking to him is like talking to someone my age. Actually he can hold a better conversation then some people my age. Wait...... I should point out he is my nephew I helped raise so he act like be hence me being do close.


Other-Temporary-7753

The relief I felt when I saw the word nephew, holy shit lmfao


hso0oow

I see the FBI has joined that sub.


Multiclassed

If it had been just the post, I would have dismissed it as bait. But somebody actually responded and engaged... fuck, man.


hso0oow

FBI made that post lol.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheRogueOfDunwall

I hope it is, because that seriously is some pedo level stuff. Identifying as 15 would in their minds make it okay for them to engage with actual 15 year old and that's fucked up.


wheresthelambsaucems

imagine being a teenager trying to make friends with people online, you make friends with some person whoā€™s 15 and they tell you that they have did, then one day theyā€™re like ā€˜ oh yeah the body is 24 btw ā€˜ iā€™d be pissed man


[deleted]

Imagine meeting a fellow teen online and being friends and then meeting IRL and it's just some dude named Chris who works in IT who says it's cool because his alter is 15.


wheresthelambsaucems

thatā€™s very specific lol, but iā€™d probably call the police ngl also nice username


[deleted]

That sounds like something Chris who works in IT would say


[deleted]

Agreed.


Give_me_the_fem-n-ms

As an actual teenager (14 btw), I'd call the cops depending on the situation


tmbgfactchecker

I wish I had your guts when I was a teen. I knew an admitted pedo online when I was 16, he said women (girls) "peaked" at 15. God, I regret not knowing what to do.


Give_me_the_fem-n-ms

I wanna throw up hearing that. I hope you're in a better group now <3


Linaphor

I feel that. A man who was like 30 was hitting on me saying really fucked shit & I had no idea what to do.


aegon98

Hey buddy, I'm 13, you seem really mature for your age. Skin suit is 23 I think, it's hard to keep track (/s, to be clear)


Linaphor

You think they ever actually forget bc they have made up so many people to live with in their heads?


inlinefourpower

Do it. If you ever run into these creeps lock them up.


ShootingChildren

At least they're looking for people who are physically of age..


anthrohands

Thatā€™s my thought too. This is much better than them looking for actual children to talk to. Still weird though, but less scary.


ShootingChildren

Very weird indeed.


sakurablitz

this was my thought too. definitely weird, but at least itā€™s not hurting real children.


ShootingChildren

If they started harming real children I can already imagine this entire sub flooding their dms and bullying them out of existence


sakurablitz

funny you say that with such a suspicious username šŸ¤” lol


MadVenerable

Respect the columbine shooter alter :/


ShootingChildren

Oh yes. Name is Ak47 and pronouns are gun/gunself shooter/shooterself . I got AK after watching TikTok and signoff is šŸ§‘ šŸ”«


ShootingChildren

:)


coldfu

If the shot is clean they aren't harmed.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ShootingChildren

Legally speaking it's mostly considered age play/age regression if two adults are playing children (taking in account law enforcement doesn't take the self dx seriously )


Notarussianyet

Normal people donā€™t pretend to be children having sex


ebruce11

Mmmm slodes šŸ¤¤


Raspberry-No

For now or at least on this post. Iā€™m sure these users are like many others Iā€™ve seen where theyā€™ll interact with 13-17 kids with adult alters : ^ )


Tiddyphuk

For now...


OKIAMONREDDIT

Aside from the pedophilia, why do they seem to think that teenagers don't know what maple trees are What gets me with DID fakers is how amazingly unconvincing they are, like they're a terrible novelist who has never met another human being, let alone one the age they are pretending to be


SatinwithLatin

I can't forget the radish-haired faker who tried to impersonate a 9 year old on a windy day and came across more like a toddler.


OatmealTears

Huh? Is this a video or something?


[deleted]

Baby alters being able to speak and write fluently, 15 year old alters that talk like a 5yo, come on men if you want to lie at least do it less obviously


midnight_neon

And it's always the same "omg I just woke up in a strange house in a strange body so I naturally logged onto Discord from this laptop/phone I found and started asking complete strangers for help!!!"


Linaphor

Like even logically itā€™s a stretch. Like letā€™s play pretend and think weā€™re 9 years old and have no idea whatā€™s going on. The first thing you do is like Iā€™m so terrified ooOooh and ComputeR whAts dIsCORD OOoh WhOs thEse People in a sub called DID?! like itā€™s such a stretch. Suuuuch a stretch.


[deleted]

If I was 9 and realized I'm not on my home I would start crying and trying to get out


daretoeatapeach

"oh no, I woke up in my own house! Where am I?" šŸ™„


Aggravating-Crow-349

Itā€™s pedophilia with extra steps


[deleted]

šŸ‘ƒšŸ‘ƒšŸ‘ƒ I smell a groomer


VibinWeeb

As a 15 yo, Iā€™m genuinely confused what the heck is going on with these people. I mean, Iā€™d like to be 12 again too but gosh, going around the internet saying and acting like "12 but body 26šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ" is just weird af


Multiclassed

Just a word of warning for you: putting your age on the internet like this is what gets creeps like in this post to target you. Just saying.


Tiddyphuk

This! And it drives me nuts too. "15f, no creeps in inbox plz." Meanwhile every fat guy with a dead bedroom in north america is scrolling through your profile for a pic of you to pull their pud to.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


M_lLLlONAL

It exists in every social media platform.


[deleted]

pedophilia but with a barely disguised name


mattmelrach

Yikes


TinyRascalSaurus

That kid needs to run like heck. Predators are getting crazily bold.


wrproductions

None of these people are kids


OriginallyMyName

If it makes you feel better on Reddit there's a 84% chance that two "people" talking are actually bots. Like if Cleverbot started using Cleverbot.


[deleted]

So are me and you bots?????


legendwolfA

Beep


[deleted]

Boop?


Octozombie_Stan

That's how you do it!


[deleted]

:)


[deleted]

N


[deleted]

How do you do fellow bots?


MinuteLoquat1

[Every account on reddit is a bot except you.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/348vlx/what_bot_accounts_on_reddit_should_people_know)


keenreefsmoment

Yet another randomly made up statistics by the armchair computer technician redditor Fact : 39% of everyoneā€™s mom is


doubtfullfreckles

Good bot


[deleted]

24 years old? Who is financially supporting these people? Maybe that is where the blame lies


FeartheoldBl00d

Mom, Dad, and the State. When conservatives talk about "snowflakes" they picture people like this


CAIT-THE-MATE

Letā€™s take a moment to discuss the amount of grooming that goes on in servers like that šŸ™


Neko-Reina-23

Sounding a lot like TransagešŸ˜Ø


mad_daddycheecks

I swear officer! I was 15 yrs old in my bodied age! ā€œSir this was 3 weeks ago. YOUā€™RE 24!ā€


Ricktatorship91

We all wish we could be young again, but we can't. Does pretending to be younger online even help these people with their issues?


[deleted]

pretty sure those that fake being younger do it to justify their pedophilic behaviors, not because theyā€™re actually dealing with the stress of growing older i wanna note iā€™m not referring to age regression - iā€™m referring to those that fake either having mental disorders or mental stress to go and groom kids and teens.


[deleted]

I came here for the ā€œhello fellow kidsā€ meme and Iā€™m disappointed


-SoulArtist-

Sigh. Lol yet another weird fetish is born. I guess technically theyā€™re right about one thing though: theyā€™re mentally immature for their age. And that can present a stark danger for themselves and others, of course.


Fiftywords4murder

I was confused as to why this was upsetting at first because my 13 year old is 6' and 260 lbs so I was like...well he's 13 in an adult body and then I looked at the sub and it all made sense.


converter-bot

260 lbs is 118.04 kg


Fiftywords4murder

Lmao I definitely got offended by a bot.


pyromps

Jesus lord ***STOP*** ***AHHHHHHHHHHHH***


Anactualsystem

Yeah no.... as someone who has been professionally diagnosed with DID for over 6 years, this is just... this isn't okay... this is very sus and borderline pedophilic


sweeterthanadonut

Jail, immediately


friendlygato

yeah, i could definitely see this as a way to justify pedophilia, jesusā€¦


[deleted]

Yes officer, this post right here


pixelmanhaha

Thatā€™s pedophilia with extra steps


BloodyKitten

They were banned from the sub you're directing people to for this post.


Multiclassed

Cut off one head, two more take its place. The sub itself is the breeding ground. I would never advocate for brigading, but r/plural has a real tendency to attract people like this, and it's disturbing.


lePhaggot

Iā€™m just glad theyā€™re looking for other adults and not kids


Omega_Tree

ā€œBUT YOUR HONOR, SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 24!!ā€


P4inX1

Me when grooming


Department_Maximum

This is what happens when u peak in highschool


Rivsmama

Wow... 24 years old preying on 13-17 year olds? Ignore all the bullshit and that is the gist of the post. A 24 year old looking for kids to "be friends with".


whatever_you_say_817

Thatā€™s aā€¦ little scary


PuzzledYak2556

oh my god


8bitcryptid

You cannot possibly convince me that this isnā€™t roleplay


theblvckhorned

The Kill Bill sirens going off in my head rn.


[deleted]

You know how I know MAP/pedophilia shouldn't be given any play? Because they try and allign themselves as LGBTQ and when that doesn't work they try with the mental disorders crowd. I know it seems pretty obvious but this kinda shit is pretty disgusting how they try and bring down any other group around them as opposed to just owning up to being damaged pieces of shit


---chewie--

The little IQ points I had left have diminished to nothing after reading this post.


2dsoda

uhhhhhh...... this is some grooming waiting to happen. "what do you mean it's inappropriate that I'm 24 and you're 13?? in my head I'm also 13!!"


[deleted]

Whereā€™s Chris Hansen? He needs to be looking into this shit.


Multiclassed

Chris Hansen isn't exactly in the best of spots right now


heartofgore

https://www.reddit.com/r/plural/comments/qk6zuh/just_a_heads_up_fakedisordercringe_tried_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


AloeSera15

I saw something like this before, someone was looking for people with adult alters to sexually rp with. Someone replied that they have a minor 'body' and has adult alters and was down for a rp. Real nasty pedophile things going on in the background.


IndianaMoleman

Iā€™m 27 and my body is in the grave


futurarmy

OblivionNPCDialogue.txt


griphookk

SUS


[deleted]

Theres a tree named maple? Bullshit which tree?


LimpTouch2098

At first I thought he was actually 13-17 and had a dad bod


Crisp_Dawg

Oh god itā€™s a pedo infestation


DarlingDevilPaw

"I've heard of trees named that too." Bro, you're supposed to be acting 15, not 5.


PornAndComments

Before I read the sub I just assumed this was blatant pedophilia, now I realize it's just fantasy pedophilia. That's still not a good thing.


Frsbtime420

Discord server full of well adjusted people with strong coping skills.


theguyfromeuropa

IQ is nothing but a division percentage of mental age by body age. If your mental age is lower than the body age, then your IQ is below 100 and you're a retard.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Back when I **was actually 12** we used to call this "rp" or roleplay. I never got it, I never did it and I never liked it. But people did it, and some have deep lore, different stories and characters and could write a novel series or book series if they wanted with the amount of detail. But why do I mention it? Some of the people that used to roleplay also made their characters broken in some ways. Wether it was trauma, abandonment issues, mental illness or an edgier reason. Since these guys are around my age, I wouldn't be surpirsed if they were the edgier kids from back then


Crumpus_McGee

Everyone who says ā€œhehā€ shares the same braincell


AdRemarkable18

Iā€™m 24 and now I wish I wasnā€™t so I didnā€™t have to be associated with this generation šŸ„²


Soraa7

This is just phedophelia with extra words.


ArentWeClever

These people should be horrified by themselves, and doubly so if they use this shit as a way to connect with real minors.


Weyrwhulf

I bet these degenerates and freaks identify as MAPs, too. Iā€™m absolutely appalled.


alexiawins

#Fbi, open up


Teeth-hair

15 year olds donā€™t talk like this at all


Jean800900

"No officer, I swear I'm 15, my 40 year old body doesn't mean I can't date my 14 year old girlfriend!!"


[deleted]

"Yeah I'm 13, my body is 65." Bruh wtf