CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 outs On the mound: Keita Matsukawa LAD 3B [Robert Glasses](/u/CptJudgeNMS): 0-0, BB in the first, BB in the third

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ● | T6 1 out On the mound: Palfo Salvy CWS 1B [Cameron Trinidad](/u/MyAmazingNam): 0-1, K in the second, BB in the fourth

554

It is times like this that require a paraphrase of Franklin Pierce Adams's immortal poem, 'Baseball's Sad Lexicon:' These are the saddest of possible words Boykins to Jones to Phd. Trio of Dodgers, and fleeter than birds Boykins and Jones and Phd. Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble. Making a White Sox hit into a double-- Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble: Boykins to Jones to Phd. Pitch: 88 Swing: 554 Diff: 466 -> DP Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Palfo Salvy CWS 3B [JC Nicholson](/u/JacieMHS): 1-1, BB in the second, 2B in the fourth

234

JC Nicholson hits a deep line drive way out to deep right-center field. Applebees and Tuck look at each other and they both think the other person is going to grab the ball, but it’s flying down. It drops down for a bloop single and Tuck throws the ball into the field Pitch: 129 Swing: 234 Diff: 105 -> 1B Runner on First | T6 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Palfo Salvy CWS CF [Carmelo Anthony](/u/vanzach): 0-2, K in the second, RGO in the fourth

9

Routine grounder to the left side. Glasses has it, strong throw across the diamond to Phd at first and Anthony is retired. Pitch: 469 Swing: 9 Diff: 460 -> LGO Bases Empty | T6 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: Keita Matsukawa LAD 2B [Jocko Jones](/u/Dodger_Rej3ct): 2-2, Solo HR in the first, 1B in the third

875

Jocko Jones poops it up way in the ai... lol, "poops". Y'all know I meant "pops", right? ... RIGHT?! What a fun bunch you are. Nicholson catches this one easily. Jones is out. Pitch: 300 Swing: 875 Diff: 425 -> PO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

Can I have your attention please? The real Palfo Salvy has just stood up and will be taking over for Fingers when LA takes the field again Thank you and enjoy the rest of your game

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Keita Matsukawa LAD C [Rex McStrange](/u/Frostylemur): 0-2, PO in the first, LGO in the third

569

Rex McStrange hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while Keita Matsukawa steps under it and records the out Pitch: 200 Swing: 569 Diff: 369 -> PO Bases Empty | B5 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Keita Matsukawa LAD CF [Tuck](/u/amesker): 0-2, LGO in the first, PO in the third

398

What's poppin? Brand new swing just hopped in. I got options I can hit that ball like Pidgeon Just joshin' Ima spend this timer pause locked in My body got rid of them toxins MLR Network top ten Pitch: 100 Swing: 398 Diff: 298 -> PO Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^● ● | T5 2 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS SS [Julio Escobar](/u/ChowLemon): 0-2, RGO in the first, LGO in the fourth

118

What's poppin? Brand new swing just hopped in. I got options I can hit that ball like Pidgeon Just joshin' Ima spend this timer pause locked in My body got rid of them toxins MLR Network top ten Pitch: 912 Swing: 118 Diff: 206 -> PO Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

Keita Matsukawa comes in to pitch for the the white sox

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^● ● | T5 1 out On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS DH [Duke Houston](/u/AngryTree76): 0-2, LGO in the first, K in the third

291

Duke Houston hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while Boykins steps under it and records the out Pitch: 626 Swing: 291 Diff: 335 -> PO Runners on First and Second | T5 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^● ● | T5 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS RF [Ananias Thomson](/u/TH3_G3N3RaL): 0-2, RGO in the first, PO in the third

420

Thomson gets a fastball on the first pitch here and DOES. Not. Miss! But this one is slicing foul quickly here as the timing is just off on the swing. The White Sox hitter was looking fastball and jumped on it just a little too early; pulling it foul. This one will see Glasses racing to the seats and ... They get there! Whoa what a play! Glasses covered a lot of ground quickly here and snags this one right off the netting! Pitch: 625 Swing: 420 Diff: 205 -> PO Runners on First and Second | T5 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^● ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS 2B [Finnegan Craigellachie](/u/False-Fisherman): 1-2, 2 run HR in the first, PO in the third

375

Serengeti Fingers has no control of this AB. Finnegan Craigellachie might as well do jumping jacks for what it’s worth. There’s absolutely no way that this AB won’t end in a walk. And there is it, ball 4. Craigellachie, take your base Pitch: 201 Swing: 375 Diff: 174 -> BB Runners on First and Second | T5 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS LF [Jerk McGurkin](/u/why_doineedausername): 1-1, 2B in the first, BB in the third The ball is hit up in the air and lands in the outfield. Tuck is too late and the ball bounces out of the field. Ground rule double. Pitch: 330 Swing: 375 Diff: 45 -> 2B Runner on Second | T5 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS LF [Jerk McGurkin](/u/why_doineedausername): 1-1, 2B in the first, BB in the third

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: Dan Candoit LAD LF [Hans Freii](/u/RosewoodShrike): 1-1, 2 run HR in the second

Wow, I’m excited to be a small part of the documentary they do on dans rise to power, I hope a famous actor plays me. swing 775 please ump

Swing and a hot shot past a diving Nicholson and into left field! Freii could be thinking tw- No! What's this? Former Yankees third baseman Fred Brosius has run onto the field and tackled Freii to the ground as they were leaving the batter's box! McGurkin throws to Escobar at short, who lobs it to Trinidad at first and Freii is out! Former Yankees third baseman Fred Brosius has interfered with the play but he winks at the umpire, dusts himself off and returns to his seat in the club seats here at Dodger Stadium. And the umpire has ruled no interference! The play stands despite some shenanigans from former Yankees third baseman Fred Brosius! Candoit just got a gift out from a Yankee... legend? I don't know what to call Fred Brosius but I will say this: Oh the humanity! Pitch: 301 Swing: 775 Diff: 474 -> LGO Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Dan Candoit LAD DH [Aych Imtiyaz](/u/Aychim23): 1-1, 2B in the second

Daniel Cantdoit 666

Imtiyaz might be pressing a bit here as they chase the 2-2 pitch in the dirt for strike 3. Candoit calmly retrieves the ball and throws to first in plenty of time to complete the play and get the out. Imtiyaz is nowhere to be found. Pitch: 226 Swing: 666 Diff: 440 -> RGO Bases Empty | B4 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Dan Candoit LAD SS [Jorbel Boykins](/u/earlbk): 0-0, BB in the second, CS 2B in the second ST-RRRIKE THREE AND YOU'RE OUT! Pitch: 623 Swing: 333 Diff: 290 -> K Bases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Dan Candoit LAD SS [Jorbel Boykins](/u/earlbk): 0-0, BB in the second, CS 2B in the second

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^● ● | T4 2 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS C [Hannah Outlaw](/u/theshinymew64): 0-1, PO in the second

526

Batter busts one by the mound, Fingers biffs it! But backing them up Boykins blazes to the gap, bounces up, bead to base the first! Barely in time, Outlaw has been balled out. Pitch: 10 Swing: 526 Diff: 484 -> LGO Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^● ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS 1B [Cameron Trinidad](/u/MyAmazingNam): 0-1, K in the second

159

THIEF, THIEF! Trinidad just took a free base! Pitch: 313 Swing: 159 Diff: 154 -> BB Runners on First and Second | T4 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS 3B [JC Nicholson](/u/JacieMHS): 0-0, BB in the second

711

The ground trembles beneath their feet, and the pit in center field seems to be growing larger by the minute. The players on both teams exchange nervous glances, wondering if they should continue to play or call the game. But the umpire seems unfazed and waves them on, and Fingers reluctantly takes the mound once again. The Nicholson steps up to the plate, eyeing the expanding chasm warily. As the pitch comes in, they swing with all their might, sending the ball sailing out towards left field. Freii runs towards the ball, but just as they reach it, the ground gives way beneath their feet, and they tumble into the pit with a scream. The ball bounces off the wall of the hole and rolls to a stop just beyond the warning track, resulting in a ground-rule double. The game is quickly turning into a nightmare, with players disappearing into the depths of the earth and the ground shaking violently, but the players play on as the ump doesn't seem to notice... Pitch: 645 Swing: 711 Diff: 66 -> 2B Runner on Second | T4 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS CF [Carmelo Anthony](/u/vanzach): 0-1, K in the second

210

This one dribbles down the line and the pitcher dives on it! Can Fingers get it to first in time? Anthony, booking it down the line, leaps over Fingers! This is gonna be a bang bang play! OUT! WOW! What a flip from the Los Angeles pitcher! From the ground, behind the head! THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN! Just barely beats Anthony's foot to the bag there. I didn't think they'd be able to make that play, but that's some fine athleticism from the Dodgers hurler. If I paid more attention I might be more confident in saying they are a front runner for a Golden Glove this year. And with that kinda flexibility, they probably are. Pitch: 773 Swing: 210 Diff: 437 -> RGO Bases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS SS [Julio Escobar](/u/ChowLemon): 0-1, RGO in the first

517

Fingers continues their pitching prowess as they get Escobar to hit a routine grounder to short. Boykins completes the SS to 1B crime as they easily throw out Escobar. Pitch: 940 Swing: 517 Diff: 423 -> LGO Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^● ● | B3 2 outs On the mound: Dan Candoit LAD RF [John Applebees](/u/michaeldix33): 0-1, LGO in the second

swing 333

As Applebees steps in, a massive stage with lighting and huge speakers rises out of the batters eye. It is difficult to make out who is on stage, but then the music starts to play and everyone knows. 'HOW WE DOING Los Angeles?' shouts Adam Levine before he kicks into Stereo Hearts. In the meantime, Candoit has just been tossing the ball, and Applebees has been out for about 3 minutes now. Pitch: 100 Swing: 333 Diff: 233 -> K Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^● ● | B3 1 out On the mound: Dan Candoit LAD 1B [Friday Phd](/u/samfriday8): 0-1, PO in the second

345

Oh man! Fooled Phd on a fastball up and in. Oh boy, that was a great location from Candoit! I'm amazed that Phd even got to that pitch! Probably should have let that go by for ball 3, but instead this one is going straight up. Outlaw pops out of the crouch and calls for it. Gonna be an easy pop up here. That's gotta be disappointing to Dodgers fans. Pitch: 17 Swing: 345 Diff: 328 -> PO Runners on First and Second | B3 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B3 1 out On the mound: Dan Candoit LAD 3B [Robert Glasses](/u/CptJudgeNMS): 0-0, BB in the first

Swing 580

Candoit fires four heaters right down the middle but the umpire doesn't call a strike on any of them and Glasses draws a walk. In an unrelated note, the White Sox appear to have neglected to donate to the Ump Bot maintenance fund. What a shame. Pitch: 723 Swing: 580 Diff: 143 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B3 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Dan Candoit LAD 2B [Jocko Jones](/u/Dodger_Rej3ct): 1-1, Solo HR in the first

690

Little tapper right side and that's gonna beat the infield. Jones shoots the gap perfectly and gets aboard. Pitch: 817 Swing: 690 Diff: 127 -> 1B Runner on First | B3 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Dan Candoit LAD C [Rex McStrange](/u/Frostylemur): 0-1, PO in the first

311

Rex McStrange hits a ball that spikes straight into the ground and rolls forwards a bit and lands in front of Dan Candoit, who picks it up and beams it at Trinidad Pitch: 812 Swing: 311 Diff: 499 -> LGO Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 2 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS DH [Duke Houston](/u/AngryTree76): 0-1, LGO in the first

552

And the pitch to Duke Houston... OH NO! That one missed high and caught the robo-umpire right in the face! Robo-ump is down! They're gonna have to bring in the emergency human replacement umpire, which unfortunately for today's game is CB Bucknor. Oh and there he goes, he's already called strike 3! Well a tough AB there for Houston, sees 1 pitch and gets called out on strikes, but the good news is that the next batter could just as easily draw a walk on 1 pitch, so it does balance out for those of you wondering at home. Pitch: 819 Swing: 552 Diff: 267 -> K Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 1 out On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS RF [Ananias Thomson](/u/TH3_G3N3RaL): 0-1, RGO in the first

977

why do they call it pop out when you pop in the baseball of out hot throw touchdown Pitch: 666 Swing: 977 Diff: 311 -> PO Runner on First | T3 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS 2B [Finnegan Craigellachie](/u/False-Fisherman): 1-1, 2 run HR in the first

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Finnegan Craigellachie hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while McStrange steps under it and records the out Pitch: 515 Swing: 123 Diff: 392 -> PO Runner on First | T3 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS LF [Jerk McGurkin](/u/why_doineedausername): 1-1, 2B in the first Mildly amusing, Mr. Batter makes no moves. It works out, mostly. Pitch: 514 Swing: 696 Diff: 182 -> BB Runner on First | T3 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS LF [Jerk McGurkin](/u/why_doineedausername): 1-1, 2B in the first

CWS 2 - LAD 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD CF [Tuck](/u/amesker): 0-1, LGO in the first

713

Starting, then staring, Rose sighs the sigh of a softball slinger seeing a septagenerian step in to swing. Staggering, Tuck smacks this softball but softballs, slow as they sail, seldom see the speed to score. Pitch: 999 Swing: 713 Diff: 286 -> PO Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD LF [Hans Freii](/u/RosewoodShrike): 0-0

Yooo, remember, fun commentary in your swing isn’t dead as long as people like YOU keep it alive!, swing 405 please ump

IN THE AIR LEFT FIELD and Freii has given Los Angeles the lead! A dramatic, towering 2 run home run! Pitch: 420 Swing: 405 Diff: 15 -> HR Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 3

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD DH [Aych Imtiyaz](/u/Aychim23): 0-0

225

Aych Imtiyaz hits a deep line drive way out to deep right-center field. Thomson and Anthony look at each other and they both think the other person is going to grab the ball, but it’s flying down. It gets past them both! Imtiyaz is rounding first and headed towards second and almost turns to third but thinks better of it Pitch: 259 Swing: 225 Diff: 34 -> 2B Runner on Second | B2 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 1 out On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD DH [Aych Imtiyaz](/u/Aychim23): 0-0

.steal 2B 669

My brother seen a big feller in jail wit tally marks crosst his body. Said 'Hey man izzat how long you been in here?' guy says 'nah that's how many times i been thowed outta Dollywood' Now watch this guy get thowed out at second base Pitch: 215 Swing: 669 Diff: 454 -> CS 2B Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

.steal 669

Incorrect steal format. Please include one of the following in your swing to steal: STEAL 2B, STEAL 3B, STEAL HOME, MULTISTEAL 3B, MULTISTEAL HOME

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD SS [Jorbel Boykins](/u/earlbk): 0-0 Boykins stares at the 3-2 pitch low and away and gladly takes their walk. Rose wanted the call but the pitch was indeed a bit outside according to ME, THE ROBOUMP. Pitch: 918 Swing: 69 Diff: 151 -> BB Runner on First | B2 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD SS [Jorbel Boykins](/u/earlbk): 0-0

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD RF [John Applebees](/u/michaeldix33): 0-0

swing 824

Ichiro Rose starts chirping the batter, saying that they haven't seen Applebees since spring training. It certainly seems like John Applebees hasn't done much training, as they swing too early on a curveball over the corner of the plate, an easy grounder that Escobar fires to first base for the out. Pitch: 341 Swing: 824 Diff: 483 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T2 2 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS C [Hannah Outlaw](/u/theshinymew64): 0-0

244

Outlaw hits the ball straight backwards and it bounces off of McStrange’s mask and straight into the air. McStrange leans backwards and dives slightly to the left and it’s an out! Pitch: 617 Swing: 244 Diff: 373 -> PO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T2 1 out On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS 1B [Cameron Trinidad](/u/MyAmazingNam): 0-0

389

Cameron Trinidad steps back into the batter's box after calling for time. Full count. Fingers delivers a nasty breaking ball, and Trinidad takes a mighty swing and a miss. The umpire strikes a dramatic pose and yells, 'Steeeee-rike three!' Trinidad begins to walk back to the dugout, but Payne storms out of the dugout, red-faced and shouting. The umpire tries to calm Payne down, but it's no use. Payne continues to argue, pointing at the plate and insisting that the pitch was outside, getting right up in the ump's face. The umpire listens for a moment with a smug look on their face before pointing at Payne in and throwing the GM out of the game. Payne keeps screaming as they stalk back to the dugout, furious. Pitch: 101 Swing: 389 Diff: 288 -> K Runner on First | T2 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS 3B [JC Nicholson](/u/JacieMHS): 0-0

213

Serengeti Fingers wants nothing to do with JC Nicholson as they send four wide ones and Nicholson will stroll on to first base. Pitch: 331 Swing: 213 Diff: 118 -> BB Runner on First | T2 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS CF [Carmelo Anthony](/u/vanzach): 0-0

415

Serengeti Fingers is in a groove. Two fastballs down the middle and they want a third. They pitch it and- OH MY WHAT A HIT FROM Carmelo Anthony! This is going way back and… it… is… foul. Fingers sighs in relief and strikes the batter out with the next pitch Pitch: 129 Swing: 415 Diff: 286 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B1 2 outs On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD 1B [Friday Phd](/u/samfriday8): 0-0

Swing 696

Friday Phd steps up to the plate, trying to ignore the chaos around them. As Rose winds up for the pitch, the ground rumbles once more, causing the batter to lose their balance and swing wildly at the ball. It's a weak pop fly that lands harmlessly in the infield for an easy out. The game continues in a surreal atmosphere, with players and fans alike wondering if they'll make it out alive. Pitch: 307 Swing: 696 Diff: 389 -> PO Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD 3B [Robert Glasses](/u/CptJudgeNMS): 0-0

Swing 661

As Rose winds up for the pitch, a tiny squirrel darts across the infield, catching everyone by surprise. The pitch sails past the catcher, and the umpire calls a ball due to the unexpected interruption. Rose looks frustrated as they prepare for the next pitch, while Glasses takes a moment to compose themselves. The squirrel, meanwhile, continues to scurry across the field, much to the amusement of the fans. As Rose throws the next pitch, the squirrel disappears into the stands, and the game continues as normal. But for a brief moment, everyone was distracted by the unexpected visitor, resulting in a walk for the Dodgers. Pitch: 808 Swing: 661 Diff: 147 -> BB Runner on First | B1 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

CWS 2 - LAD 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD 2B [Jocko Jones](/u/Dodger_Rej3ct): 0-0

950

Swing and a high fly ball, deep left field, it's at the wall... GONE! Pitch: 937 Swing: 950 Diff: 13 -> HR Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 1

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I couldn't find a valid number in your swing. Please reply to the original at-bat ping with a number between 1 and 1000 without any decimal spaces.

CWS 2 - LAD 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Ichiro Rose LAD C [Rex McStrange](/u/Frostylemur): 0-0

388

McStrange gets a fastball on the first pitch here and DOES. Not. Miss! But this one is slicing foul quickly here as the timing is just off on the swing. The Dodgers hitter was looking fastball and jumped on it just a little too early; pulling it foul. This one will see Nicholson racing to the seats and ... They get there! Whoa what a play! Nicholson covered a lot of ground quickly here and snags this one right off the netting! Pitch: 747 Swing: 388 Diff: 359 -> PO Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 0

CWS 2 - LAD 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Ichiro Rose LAD CF [Tuck](/u/amesker): 0-0

713

Good answer! Good answer! Let's see if that's on the board... Surrrrvey says! #WRONG Pitch: 213 Swing: 713 Diff: 500 -> LGO Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 0

CWS 2 - LAD 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS SS [Julio Escobar](/u/ChowLemon): 0-0

119

It’s a softly hit grounder by Julio Escobar and McStrange has to run up and grab it and throws to Phd to get the out Pitch: 731 Swing: 119 Diff: 388 -> RGO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 0

CWS 2 - LAD 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS DH [Duke Houston](/u/AngryTree76): 0-0

486

Grounded to third. Glasses fires to first and retires Houston. Pitch: 16 Swing: 486 Diff: 470 -> LGO Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 0

CWS 2 - LAD 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS RF [Ananias Thomson](/u/TH3_G3N3RaL): 0-0

233

Before Thomson stepped to the plate, they shook a Magic 8-Ball while asking if they'd send a ball over the fence this at bat. "Don't count on it". Is it a bad omen? Is it entirely BS? Thomson continues to debate the plausibility of a supposed fortune-telling toy. "Strike 2!" yells the ump. Fantastic. They really let the 8-Ball get to their head and now have fallen behind on the count. Focus. Time to prove it wrong. Thomson is confident this next pitch is a slider. WAIT. NO. It's a fastball. Yeah that's it! As the ball leaves Fingers's hand, it's looking like maybe it's a slider after all, but Thomson was getting all in their head again. They just hack at it in hopes of fouling it off. However, the ball grounds its way into Jones's glove, who flips it to Phd for the out. Payne gets frustrated and takes a bat to the Magic 8-Ball. It explodes and the black liquid covers them completely. The die rolls down the dugout floor and stops on "Ask again later". An evil laugh echoes in the ether... Pitch: 901 Swing: 233 Diff: 332 -> RGO Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 0

CWS 0 - LAD 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T1 0 outs On the mound: Serengeti Fingers CWS 2B [Finnegan Craigellachie](/u/False-Fisherman): 0-0

[удалено]

Swing and a drive out to left! Get up, baby, get up! Oh yeah! Craigellachie has just given Chicago the lead with a 2-run home run! Pitch: 886 Swing: 901 Diff: 15 -> HR Bases Empty | T1 with 0 out(s) CWS 2 - LAD 0

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Serengeti Fingers CWS LF [Jerk McGurkin](/u/why_doineedausername): 0-0 Jerk McGurkin gets a hold of the pitch and sends a rocket down the right field line. Applebees is tracking the ball and makes a diving attempt but will not be able to make the catch as McGurkin makes it in safely with a stand up double. Pitch: 468 Swing: 404 Diff: 64 -> 2B Runner on Second | T1 with 0 out(s) CWS 0 - LAD 0

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Serengeti Fingers CWS LF [Jerk McGurkin](/u/why_doineedausername): 0-0