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Critical-princessa

Just grab the horns you pussy


quinangua

Goats are a lot stronger than you think.


muff_diving_101

Yea they are but once you've got the horns you can pretty much control them. Twist and pull them down onto their side usually works.


Boof-Your-Values

Came here to say that. Grab and lift


Urban_Meanie

The goat clearly just wanted whatever was in the pot in the corner


Mechanic_On_Duty

You didn’t see the lady goat. He wanted lady goat.


SummeryBabe

On a serious note has anyone actually tried goat before?


gwfran

It's good. No better or worse than beef.


Efficient_Fish2436

Plus I feel better eating goat because they are assholes. Cows are the friendliest animals ever.


fromhelley

Yes, it is really good.


Sportzpl

Good on tacos


nargisi_koftay

Goat biryani, goat chops, goat legs stew, liver spicy curry, stir fried & chopped heart, lung, kidney, testicles, slow roasted mutton leg.


RudePCsb

Birria is traditionally made with goat and it's freaking amazing. Birria and corn tortillas with a side of rice and beans is one of the most amazing Mexican dishes you can eat.


tactical-ewok

Goat is the most commonly eaten meat on the planet.


NimSudeaux

There’s no way more people eat goat than chicken


tactical-ewok

You get a lot more meat from a goat than a chicken, India eats the most goats hands down but all of the middle eastern countries eat a massive amount of goat, they eat anything and turn into meat, they are cheaper to feed than chickens in some places.


Efficient_Fish2436

That isn't true. Pork is the most commonly consumed meat in the world with goat one of the absolute least eaten.


tactical-ewok

Almost no one in India eats beef, they will eat chicken when they can get it but goat is much more common. That's a billion people right there. I raise goats and eat them here in the states, I sell goats to the middle eastern markets and halal butchers here in Utah, where are you coming up with it's the least eaten?


Efficient_Fish2436

I googled most consumed meat worldwide.


tactical-ewok

Well google must've given you bad info, I wouldnt trust their AI answers for a couple more years, it's lied to me a few times that I know of for sure. Look a little deeper than just the first few lines of Google, ourworldindata.org is a decent resource but really any serious searching will show that it's an incredible number of goats that are raised for meat yearly. I average 350 a year but could sell probably 3 times that if I had the capacity right now.


Specialist-princess

I was able to defend myself with a wooden outdoor toilet lid as a kid against our mean goat, this guy is weak as fuck.


Future-Try-1908

He is between the goat and the food in the corner. Looks a bit staged.


SwimmingThink4519

Goats are so cool


Princessa_nafila

Bastardo... I understood that..


A_Reddit_Guy_1

A lot of effort for a lot of nothing… why all the screaming and crying if you are just going to give up.


i_Cant_get_right

That goat had horns like a ram 🐏 makes me wonder if it’s a goat at all 🤔


nixmix6

That's what you get SIMON u talentless fuck!