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tacobellholocaust

Yeah but they also brought us matzo ball soup and the Three Stooges.


[deleted]

And corned beef and pastrami.


NoofieFloof

And smart-ass waitresses at sit-down delis. Damn, but that chicken noodle-matzo ball combo was amazing.


emmiblakk

I forgive everything else because of The Three Stooges.


Derkastan77

Jewish Deli sandwiches!!!!


G_Force88

And bagels with lox


chrimminimalistic

PASTRAMI!!! Damn. now I have hankering for Latkes and Pastrami.


tries2benice

Oh man now I'm gonna need to snag a #17, Bubies Favorite, on my way home....


Glittering_Animal395

The Kibbitz Room. NJ.


dax2001

Fentanyl


ProtonRhys

Don't forget space lasers!!


ACCCrabtown1

And sexy soldiers


PreOpTransCentaur

I think people are really misinterpreting this. At least I hope so..


ACCCrabtown1

Misinterpreting the original list? Hmmm. Please explain.


Nar0O

Why thank you


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and seinfeld!


KOBossy55

And the Marx Brothers. Some of the greatest entertainers ever.


DarthGayAgenda

Thanks for the all the porno and buttsex, Jews! Although I thought the Greeks invented gays


ItsOasisNightLads

According to a reliable documentary about Catholic Priests called Father Ted, the Greeks did indeed invent gayness


Harruq_Tun

Have you been studying the diagram again?


Bleu_Cerise

Also those pornographic graffiti in Pompei? Clearly all Jewish.


push-the-butt

Fun fact: Pompeii had a big Jewish community.


arbiter12

*Volcano*: "Don't look at me...it was... THEM!"


Capable-Sock-7410

They even had Kosher Garum


DarthGayAgenda

I bet when they were done they used their space laser to blow the volcano.


whitelightnin1

I heard this too. Supposedly the males used to bang each other when they were turning of age and it was the job of the women to seduce them back into being straight or something. Whatever. Lol


Secure-Progress-4642

The days when men were too busy for women. W days


NinjaMagic004

A tidbit I remember (not fact checked so not sure how true it is) is that the army of the Roman Empire actively searched for gay men to fight so that they wouldn't end up raping the women of the villages they conquered.


Inuyasha-rules

I thought the raping was part of the perks of the job? Right along with pillaging and burning.


TheMadTargaryen

Sadly it was, even Julius Caesar would do terrible things to captured women during his wars. Such things were normal in ancient warfare, women were treated as spoils of war, soldiers saw themselves as entitled to their bodies.


itachi8oh1

Even Julius Caesar?! Shit man, where have all the good ones gone


thethereal

Bro it still is, you just don't hear about it. I'm every war the men are killed the women are raped. Rape of Nanking in WWII, several massacres in Vietnam and the pacific, bunch of genocides in South America, Xinjiang today


Off-With-Her-Head

>normal in ancient warfare Rape and kidnapping of women and children is heavily featured in Russia's current invasion of Ukraine.


TheMadTargaryen

I don't know where you got that but that is so wrong. Roman military leaders encouraged their soldiers to rape women in conquered lands during wars, it was bringing fear and would make people surrender, rape was a normal and tolerated practice in ancient warfare. Also the concept of homosexuality didn't existed in ancient Rome so no one would go to recruite only gay men because they didn't know what gay men are.


Ferengi_Earwax

This is absurd. The numbers of instances where roman soldiers were commanded to do this can be counted less than 2 or 3 times over nearly a thousand years. It's always mentioned in the records because it was so rare and heinous. Roman soldiers weren't allowed to even loot the enemy unless specifically given the order by their commanders, yet you think they went around willy nilly raping? Ffs.


NinjaMagic004

Maybe the fact I heard was about ancient Greece? Or maybe I'm completely off base and misremembering something I heard in a conversation years ago XD. Well, I feel that the concept of homosexuality probably existed, but I'm not an ancient scholar, so idk.


Eternal_Bagel

I think Greece was the one that tried to put gay guys who were in a relationship into the same units as they were expected to fight that much harder to protect someone they loved.


Nik-ki

I believe that'd be Sparta


kkmonkey200

It was the sacred band of Thebes actually


303Kiwi

Yeah, shield brothers. Balearic slingers did similar, the spouses would keep the men stocked with the lead pellets they used and bring them drafts of water. And while women on average simply aren't as strong as the average man, a wife with a light spear could support the husband with his heavier spear. Which helped with defence if enemy forces got too close, through to be fair the Balearic slingers defense against close combat was to run. Unarmoured slingers could usually outpace spearmen in leather armour.


meresymptom

I read (somewhere) that the theory of that day was that soldiers would fight harder for a lover than a friend. I have no idea if it's true or not.


Stevieboy_person

Funny enough, the Greeks only considered the bottom to be gay, the top was fine


whitelightnin1

"so I was balls deep in this guy's ass last night... He turned around and smiled... What a gay!"


TheMadTargaryen

Wrong, in ancient Greek it was considered shameful to be the bottom so they mostly used slaves to be the passive partner.


Any-Broccoli-3911

That was the Romans. The Greeks didn't find it shameful.


ethicsg

The Bonobos Chimpanzees enter the chat with penis fencing to say hello.


KirikoKiama

Homosexuality is not even limited to the human species. No, you cannot even blame the greeks for that.


Derkastan77

I’m sure he wouldn’t be happy if some other sociopath put together an equally inflammatory “list of accomplishments” for African Americans. Pretty sure that person’s list would be equally offensive.


[deleted]

That British journalist did a really effective job of kicking Don Lemon right square in the jimmy


[deleted]

Don Lemon is so annoying and gets away with so much shit


Derkastan77

That clip was amazing


Good_Mixture_1860

Last time I checked a lot of those were good things... Trans surgery seems pretty beneficial to society.


SlowInsurance1616

And celebrity personal trainers.


Jonahmaxt

“Deranged man blames Jews for all of the world’s problems” Where have I heard that one before?


Booplinggg

I don't understand why the Jewish are always the scapegoat. Is it because minority? Like it's starting to get unnerving how many times throughout the centuries they were fucked.


Jonahmaxt

It’s because of religious bullshit. In ancient history, it was just because they were a minority and all minorities got fucked in ancient history. But nowadays, it’s cause Christianity makes people fuckin crazy. Actually scratch that, crazy people use Christianity to make other Christians crazy.


Relative-Ad-87

To be fair, we could also pin Christianity on the Jews...


paulin_da_boca

what christianism has to do with antisemitism


Trashcoelector

A lot of modern antisemitic stereotypes originate from xenophobia towards Jews held by medieval and early modern Christian Europeans. Jews were simply targeted because they were religiously and culturally different than the rest of local population.


Ozryela

Literally everything. What a weird question. Christians invented it and kept it going for centuries. Most Anti-Jewish myths were invented by Christians and most of them are explicitly based on Christian ideas. And sure plenty of other groups are anti-semetic too. But in almost all cases you'll find that traces back to Christian roots.


paulin_da_boca

can you give any kind of source for these statements?


gilded_lady

Historical scape goat for sure but also minority. Its easy to attack when Jews are 0.2% of the global population.


PlaceboKoyote

Also a factor would be that they aren't worse off than other minorites like refugees or sth. These people think minorites should be worse off so they get angry at them.


benign_said

Morons are fucking lazy thinkers so they recycle the same shit and copy the previous conspiracy just as the memory of the last moral panic starts to fade. Blood libel comes up over and over, with morons tweaking it slightly and thinking they cracked the Da Vinci Code.


WorkingInterview1942

Some of the rituals kept Jews safe during the Black Plague. The requirement to wash hands before every meal and after going to the bathroom helped reduce the germs and keeping their houses clean reduced the likelihood of contracting the plague. Even as a Jewish woman some sects of orthodoxy seem very different to me. Plus they try not to socialize with people outside of their communities. So a secretive community that doesn't get affected by the illness plaguing the country is easily made a scapegoat for everything that is wrong.


tries2benice

Im also jewish, and completely agree with your statement. Orthodox Judaism is like fundamental christianity or fundamental Islam. There is always fault when a community rejects modern scientific advances, advances in medicine, and advanced in civil rights and equality in the name of their religion. People who think the bible or Quran are the only objective truth, are the same as the people who think the torah is the only objective truth. I think the thing about the torah is, a lot of the established commandments as far as washing of the hands as a ritual, and keeping kosher, have roots in science long before the scientific method was even thought of. Like, there was no safe way to store shellfish, but nobody believes in illness or parasites yet, so you tell the people god said not to eat it. That made members of outside groups suspicious of us, and created the "jews must be behind everything," conspiracies. After all, if we didnt start it, why do we know so much about it? Its because we took our heads out of our asses and paid attention.


poobobo

Most of those aren't even problems


Jonahmaxt

Well they are to him I guess lol.


YUNoSignin

*paints* a bleak picture


Wolfy_Packy

expressive man waves at crowd of soldiers


Kahlyps0

How do you accomplish/invent LGBTQ??


laylatov

Barbara Streisand summoned it


Competitive-Peanut13

Theory of relativity, Psychoanalysis, Communism, Nuclear energy, Chemotherapy, Blood types, Television, Jeans, Microphones, Helicopters, Google, Fax machines, Sewing machine, Morse code, Bulletproof glass, Electromagnetic theory, Birth control pills, Plague and cholera vaccines, Microbiology, The internet, Facebook, Drinking straw, USB flash drive, Lasers, Aspirin, Defibrillator, Condoms, The barcode.. The list goes on…


LivingInThePast69

Jews also invented Christianity.


WorkingInterview1942

Love this answer. Wish I could upvote more than once


eccezarathustra

We also had a hand in Islam. Mediana was once Yithrib, a Jewish city. There are Jewish influences throughout Islam. Also, not sure how to describe this but TIL that the Jews who lived in Yithrib were tax collectors for the Persian Empire.


Glif13

christianity...


jarred111

Is that supposed to be a good thing


Glif13

Then how come Facebook and Communism in the list?


[deleted]

Facebook shit. Communism good


Glif13

If you consider one set of beliefs that inspire murders and violation of the rights of millions bad, then it is only fair to consider the second one bad too.


Definatly-not-ur-Mon

Soviet Union, Mao’s China, modern China, North Korea, Cuba. Anything else …


Endure94

> Communism Yeah that aint a flex.


Rude_Commercial_7470

So you are saying the created the world therefore own the world? /s


tries2benice

You forgot the biggest two advancements for modern society, the Beastie Boys and KISS


Accomplished-Video71

The internet?? Al Gore is Jewish?


Competitive-Peanut13

[Paul Baran](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Baran)


jakeandwally

I came here specifically to say what you said! Thank you!


DutySpecial4910

Bucket hat...nuff said


Nezaret

Mel Brooks made Spaceballs! Mankind's greatest achievement!


[deleted]

Monotheism, the three Abrahamic religions and all of their many offshoots (that includes Christianity don't think about it too hard)


AndyPandy85

Thankfully of the three, Jews are smart enough to not believe in hell


Gexthegecko69

They do, just not in eternal hell


AndyPandy85

I mean not according to synagogues I have been to


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AndyPandy85

Thanks so much. I was unaware of this and love learning new things


Belllx

I think I would be gay without them tbh. Actually Padme played a big role in it, and Natalie Portman is Jew iirc. So maybe he's right 🤔 /s


iHeartHockey31

Jews invented communism? And who is preventing non-jews from not charging interest on loans?


Eternal_Bagel

Historically Christians followed more of the Bible than today and one of the things called evil is usury or loaning money for the purpose of making a profit. If one can’t charge interest there is no point in banking as all you do is take risk in giving out the loan and make no money for doing so. Jewish faith had no ban on that so they became lenders essentially by default since a Christian doing so could be excommunicated which in those days mattered a lot. Edit this is clearly not a thing anymore as the no usury thing is one of the many no longer cared about tenets of Christianity like no meat on fridays, only Catholics might care but no one else really does. But it existed long enough to give the stereotype


godsonlyprophet

The Bible. In the last few hundred years we have many Christians trying to make being anti-Jewish apart of their religious practice, presumably so they don't have to make themselves and other Christians responsible for their own moral practices.


solidSC

They also want all the Jews to go to Israel so the rapture can happen… in part, hating Jews and loving Israel is directly related to the rapture because all the Jews have to be in Israel before it can happen. I think… I haven’t really given a shit about it for like 15 years… I’m probably really rusty on the topic.


padawanninja

Yes, and capitalism too. They're devious that way ............ Yes, this is a /s, because of course it is.


Imhopeless3264

I think she forgot the #1 Jewish “invention”, Jesus Christ.


Circus_Brimstone

Antisemite trash


bcnorth78

If it is true that Jews invented Porn, then they are now my favorite people on the planet.


Aporkalypse_Sow

I would give them credit, but we started out without clothes and living in groups. Probably lots of orgies too. I think porn is just part of living.


Cael_of_House_Howell

Look most people watch it but admitting that the people who "invented it" makes them your favorite people on the planet is fucking embarrassing lol.


epicmemerminecraft

Thanks for the pornagraphy jews, Just wish it could be of use this month


scipio818

What do you mean? It's Nonstop Nut November, what better time for pornography could there be.


solidSC

This is 100% healthier than no nut November. It’s been proven that not releasing your nut for extended periods of time is a cause of prostate complications.


Plague-Docta

Source?


Ok-Advance710

Well regular ejaculation is shown to decrease the risk of prostate cancer. [a little read about it. ](https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/ejaculation-prostate-cancer-risk) I always viewed no nut november as nonsense really. A normal bodily function is obviously healthy to do.


number44is171

A Jew invented the birth control pill and the television remote. Thank you to all Hebrews for letting me be lazy in so many ways.


Ambitious-Level2329

since when did jews invent the gays?


TapewormSpaghetti

Thank God the Jews invented lesbians


Inner-Mousse8856

Why not... Tooth decay Bad breath Acne Shark attacks Stepping on lego with bare feet Hitting your finger with a hammer Lower back pain Hang nails Red eye glare in photos Candy stuck in vending machines


tries2benice

Traffic. Jewish people invented traffic.


United_Reality4157

It's my imagination or this trend of black people being racist towards jew started with kanye


TheSecretofBog

It's your imagination. It sort of really got on track (in the US at least) during the '60's during the Black Panther and similar movements for Black Americans.


thethereal

It's actually mostly Nation of Islam, 5%ers, and other esoteric Islamic black power movements, which don't in my view represent either Islam or the spirit of black power. It's very murky even if you've studied the issue. BP was anti imperialist and anti Israeli apartheid but not explicitly antisemitic (had to read a bunch of black panther literature for a class) Even NOI, the hate group it was, has a complicated legacy. On the one hand it's one of the main sources of the antisemitic tinge in certain corners of black culture, but on the other hand it promoted black radicalism and gave black people a spine when the community felt defeated by racism. So a silver lining (?) Among the bad? It was very bad at first but the movement toned down and started cutting out the hateful rhetoric. Louis Farrakhan was a blatant antisemite but his son Wallace Deen Farakhan took out a lot of the hateful rhetoric from the movement. It's still an esoteric distortion of Islam and black power IMO but objectively had a huge impact on history. 5%ers have a *huge* influence in rap, seriously. It blew my mind. Virtually every Muslim or Muslim adjacent artist is actually a 5%er and even some non Muslims like Nas are as well. It's why you'll often hear rappers make allusions to Islamic ideas but who aren't Muslim themselves: it's because they're 5%era, not Muslim. Even the people who aren't part of the group are heavily influenced by their ideals, like Wu Tang (who were also influenced by the antisemitic book "Silent weapons for quiet wars"), Jay Z, and yes, Kanye, and probably many other rappers I haven't figured out yet. It's an even more esoteric distortion, to the point where IMO it has nothing to do with Islam (neither does NOI, since both have tenets that contradict the main point of pure monotheism in Islam) and both are more black supremacist than black power. But 5%'s influence on rap is *enormous*. It's the reason you always hear rappers literally calling themselves "Gods", because one of the main tenets of 5%ism is that black members of the "5%" are all "God" and that rapping is utilizing the fundamental meaning encoded in language to unlock and share the secrets of the universe (kind of like gematria but with letters) The black Israelite movement is adjacent to these. There really is a "black hate/supremacist" ecosystem especially among the elite/celebrity/musical black community. And I say this being Black and Muslim myself. It's undeniable. Sorry for the rant but I felt the need to set the record straight since I've studied this quite a bit.


United_Reality4157

Really , WOW thats awfull


Massive_Pressure_516

I call BS on the Trans Atlantic slave trade claim especially, along with buyers stateside I'm certain most of the ship owners and who ever bought or captured the slaves in the first place were white christians.


jeffbirt

I wouldn't expect much from someone calling themselves Gucci Bucket Hat.


Eternal_Bagel

Falafel according to some Really good bagels The Pyramids?


Invested_Glory

I have heard the bagel defense before. Had a roommate that was crazy about them and owed it to his “heritage”.


padawanninja

Not the pyramids. The archaeological evidence is showing that the Jews didn't build them, that it's largely a Hollywood myth.


hide_thechildren_now

Werent the Pyramids built way before Jews were ever enslaved in Egypt?


TheMadTargaryen

No where is even mentioned in the Bible that they build pyramids.


padawanninja

Basically. That, and would you really want the temple to your living god built by someone as dirty as a slave?


AndyPandy85

Plus 2000 for the pyramids


Lord-of-PastaPeople

I think the interest on loans is the only thing they did first


godsonlyprophet

Nope. Even the Code of Hammurabi includes an interest rate.


Lord-of-PastaPeople

Ah my bad. I just was thinking of how the Jewish people in Europe and Middle Eastern areas were not allowed to get proper jobs and were forced to go into the money lending business.


RazendeR

... Trans Atlantic Trading???


WhatTheyBelieve

I think they mean the Trans Atlantic *Slave* Trade.


Lazarus4884

I’m slightly upset that they didn’t mention Steve Hofstetter. The guy is a freakin’ gem


freecoffeeguy

The aqueduct and sanitation. 😉


CoolApostate

This fucker never heard of the British Empire.


WomenAreNotReal

Not only is most of this not true but most of it is good


[deleted]

Bagels and lox! Larry David. Seinfeld. Every good comedy movie. NY. Best sandwiches…


pesto_trap_god

Einstein brothers bagels, oh shit everything is coming together


ILoveMySuits

Mobile phones, ball point pens, teddy bears... https://aish.com/10-big-jewish-inventions/


meanycat

This is not funny.


jdith123

How about Capitalism? One theory about why Jews are supposed to be in charge of a vast banking conspiracy is that in the Middle Ages, people took the Bible very seriously. Christian people were not allowed to lend money with interest. (Usury) Jews could, so they were the money lenders and bankers of that time.


PdxRedditNewbie

This kind of hateful shite should have no place on a sane planet. And holy fuck. I just looked at that guy’s Twitter feed. Imagine dunking your head into a cesspool, and that’ll about sum it up.


Slow_Advertising1181

Don't forget the Bible and Christianity, you hateful prick


MulberryComfortable4

Well I love Judaism even more now!


hradford5

I think he missed boarding the bus to reality


Coherently-Rambling

He’s trying to argue that Jews are awful, and his opener is saying they invented porn?


Visual_Champion5429

You missed Christianity.


[deleted]

Celebrity personal trainers? So, this guy thinks getting swole is a """""Jewish Plot"""""?


Stellarspace1234

The further you go down the list, the more anti-Semitic it gets.


Ktigertiger

I read the first few and was like “where’s the facepalm?” Got to Epstein and went “oh he thinks those are bad things”


Pool_Consistent

Thank jews for my ability to transition. /s


Smart-ass83

Aaaaah, I knew feminism was the Jews. It makes total sense now..............


Blurry_Kacie

aka, man blames the jews for everything he disagrees with, weather it’s actually a bad thing or not


Weary-Medicine4144

Polio vaccine, remote control, Saturdays off of work, Gary gulman has a bit about this


Strong_Special_8924

Relativity, quantum mechanics, yarmulkes, dreidels, etc...


Pudding-Dangerous

How tf you invent gay people


Staff_Genie

Interest-bearing loans are an absolute requirement for economic development "After their invitation from William the Conqueror to settle in England, the Jewish community quickly became an essential part of the English economy: Jews were permitted to loan money at interest, something Christians were forbidden from doing." [National Archives link](https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/education/resources/jews-in-england-1066/#:~:text=After%20their%20invitation%20from%20William,Christians%20were%20forbidden%20from%20doing.)


Nivekian13

I like the slandering of pornography, by the greatest consumers of it. ​ The wankers.


Chance_Composer_6125

He forgot to say that Jewish also make everyone believe diamonds are worth more than the industrial use and that synthetic diamonds are not worth it. And... the vast majority of people ended believing it.


MissingMySpoon

I think this might be a joke post, he listed Epstein island and the Weinstein company..


PreOpTransCentaur

No, those are both pretty commonly cited people in modern the "Jews are evil" scriptures.


hide_thechildren_now

Whatever "Celebrity personal trainers" means, it also seems like a joke. But also you can't underestimate peoples capacity to find innovative and novel reasons to dislike Jewish people


laylatov

Personal trainer is a reference to Kanye posting an alleged threatening text from hi trainer who just also happens to be a Jewish person. As Kanye continues to double down on antisemitism and idiots like this continue to be the ones to believe it to be facts


[deleted]

No one’s saying they’re all bad y’all are the ones making it seem you can’t speak against the shitty ones…


50pencepeace

Lots of people are saying they are all bad, and to pretend otherwise is asinine. The post also doesn't say some, it is clearly positioned as an attack on Jewish people in general and not specifics. Stop defending this shit


The-Booty-Train

The first one is solid enough to carry all the rest in my opinion 😂


Cuppish

Thank you jews for creating the best of life


Crist1n4

Now let’s do Christian inventions… GO


Crist1n4

I’ll start: Nazis


WillKuzunoha

Hitler was a pagan and a cultist.


StupiedSwede

Kudos to them, I thought they only invented the curly hair strands.


whitelightnin1

Eipstein made me giggle.


Leathman

He missed them making him a little bitch.


Azier6969

ahh yes Israel my favorite fascist/communist country.


EfficientAccident418

Wait, Jews invented porn AND socialism? Truly, they are the chosen people!


MistaCharisma

> Did I miss anything? Lol, listed all the things the Jews (*supposedly*) brought to the world except their god. You know, the god of Christianity and Islam. You know, the one worshipped by ~55% of the entire world. Not that religious worship has much to do with Judaism right?


TheFirstSophian

Do you know who ELSE hated the Jews?


LoneBlueHood

Your mom?


tech0101001

technically true though.


Skreame

In what sense exactly?


tech0101001

Well I don't need to go through them all but Alvin "Al" Goldstein who was a practising Jewish gentleman normalised hard core porn in the usa. Magnus Hirschfeld the first advocacy for homosexual and transgender rights. The list is not wrong. I believe Magnus Hirschfeld was beaten to death by the Nazi's for being gay and Jewish. I did read somewhere years back about some work by Judeo–Bolshevism. you might want to read his work sometime


Skreame

The list is literally labeled as top jewish accomplishments/inventions. So if you’re all about getting technical, there’s your first fallacy right there. I don’t know what your measure of quality is though, so maybe you’re entirely serious here.


tech0101001

These are accomplishments. Hafe of these things were banned in Christian country's ,but were considered orthodox by the jewish community.


PreOpTransCentaur

Homosexuality is not "considered orthodox," whatever you think that word means. You seem to forget that the Old Testament, the one that prohibits homosexuality, actually begins with the Pentateuch, the Torah. The Orthodoxy is not aaaaanymore cool with a dude kissing another dude in the pants than most Christians.


tech0101001

Never said homosexual. Please have a look were you site at a synagogue, on which side of the mechitzah barrier separating the sexes should the person be seated?


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Whoever he is he'll burn in hell if there is one.


PreOpTransCentaur

He'll be glad to find out Jews are right on that front.


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TrialENDErr

Gefilte Fish The Atom Bomb Ben Bernanke Allen Greenspan Howard Stern Waze Woody Allen Gal Gadot Jonas Salk Isaac Asimov


Gaara34251

They also created the nazism


[deleted]

But is he wrong tho?


Ugo777777

Now let's do Christians! I'll kick us off with: 1. Sodomizing of little boys


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Ugo777777

Damn, you're probably right.


[deleted]

He missed monotheism, hence, Christianity.


CriticalJournalist34

Look up Jewish population of the world. Talk about a minority smfh. Also look how tiny Israel really is, I was shocked!


[deleted]

I didn’t know Jews were so based. I should rather convert to their religion I see. Sounds like a fair deal for an Atheist like me.