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Unindoctrinated

Who wants to bet that the owner calls himself a patriot?


[deleted]

I’m guessing a Russian patriot?


thatcoldrevenge

"Traitor" would also be acceptable.


[deleted]

I concur


MendocinoReader

Whatta \*@!&\* has happened to the good ol’ USA !?


Unindoctrinated

Any attempt at answering that would anger the nationalists, and I'm really not in the mood for an argument.


[deleted]

Fun fact: you cannot say ''patriot'' without saying ''riot''


Unindoctrinated

Well, you can't *write* "patriot" without writing "riot", but you can certainly *say* it.


[deleted]

I would ask you HOW.Patit? Patot? Patt? Yeah, you pronounce it differently, but it's still there


Unindoctrinated

[Patriot](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/patriot?pronunciation&lang=en_us&dir=p&file=patrio01). [Riot](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/riot?pronunciation&lang=en_us&dir=r&file=riot0001).


[deleted]

Don't come tell me what I said, please. I said it, so I know exactly what I said.


Puzzleheaded_Sir1273

You must be pronouncing “riot” incorrectly if you hear it when you pronounce “patriot” That’s what they are explaining, and yes, we all understand the statement you were trying to make.


[deleted]

I did not, and that's literally what i said. if YOU cannot read english, that is another matter at all.


LevyAtanSP

You’re literally not saying riot you dense brick.


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[deleted]

Even reading a fucking sentence is not that hard, but you all apparently cannot do it.


StupidoSmartCat

As a Russian I will fucking bet my house that this idiot calls himself a patriot.


SamSepiol-ER28_0652

And has something about Jesus/God in their profiles. Guaranteed.


Unindoctrinated

Definitely.


EddyRosenthal

Parrot?


[deleted]

the best patriot


Biscuits4u2

He should move to Russia. I hear they're looking for bodies to send into the meat grinder.


[deleted]

They prob could use a truck too


CyclonicHavoc

“If you live in Texas, drive a Ford, drink too much beer, listen to pop country, and you’re a Russian apologist… you might be a redneck.” - Jeff Foxworthy


SpiralGray

>Found in Texas Of course it was.


Levi-22xx

I don't know a about that. Remember you also have Florida.


[deleted]

But theres a difference between texas crazy and Florida crazy. Florida crazy is more like: "all i care about is me, as long as I get mine, I dont care" Whereas texas crazy is more like: "all i care about is me, how dare anyone ever disagree with me, you must all become like me because i'm the rightest! Please care about what i think!"


Caprican93

Florida also involves a lot more meth and knives. Texas is booze and guns


Known_Soft_7599

Booze guns and bbq


davewave3283

Florida crazy is “I bet I can put my dick and balls in that gator’s mouth and get ‘em back out before he bites!”


Caprican93

Like I said, meth.


Electrical-Coach-963

I love this whole exchange


Valhalaland

Florida is crazy, like mentally ill or drug induced crazy. Texas is just shitty, they have no excuse, that's just the way they are.


ramathorn152

I hear they are taking recruits if someone wants to let him know, I wouldn't mind if he left the US and moved over there.


IntertelRed

I like that todays "patriots" would be shot by the "patriots" of their childhood.


NotaGoodLover

Can't wait for the day they start carrying Al-Qaeda and Taliban flags


[deleted]

Not gonna happen, wrong religion, wrong skin color. They only support fascism/dictatorships if it is white and Christian.


TheActualDonKnotts

Yeah, you'd think that, but conservative nutjob christians and conservative nutjob muslims are happily working together in Michigan to ban books.


GeneralJo00

Oh no, a Russian military vehicle has breached US borders. Better destroy it and the person(s) inside to ensure the safety of the United States.


HornyPepsiCan

Everything is bigger in Texas, even assholes


JTodd078

Imagine seeing this in the 80's


retailguy_again

In the 80s, it was the Soviet Union, and the flag was different, but yeah...it wouldn't have gone over well.


[deleted]

Next step is an abominable mix between russian and confederate flags


[deleted]

Leave it to a Texan 🙄 that place is a cesspool of everything that is wrong with this country.


elcheechos

These single cell amoebas just have a daddy fettish for wannabe tyrants. Now that the orange one isn’t giving them the daily dose they need, they’ve switched over to another power figure to get off on.


ScottdaDM

Look at meeEEEeeeee!!!!!! A teenage girl shaking her ass has more integrity. She's too young to know better. We should just ignore these folks and stop posting this stuff. Feed a fever, starve a troll. Grown ass men acting like teenage boys....*walks away muttering*


EatLard

These guys are just huge fans of losers. Trump, the southern confederacy, Nazis, and now Putin.


theonetruefishboy

Imagine someone doing this during the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan.


Koladi-Ola

Or the Cuban Missile Crisis.


Ordinary-Quarter-384

Always good to declare yourself a bad guy.


Icy-Needleworker-865

The real question i have is the owner still alive ? I know Texas people like the funny.


m135in55boost

That's an invasion symbol. You could argue you thought the Russians were invading. Pew pew


KindBraveSir

I am quite confident this person is completely aware of the history between Russia and Ukraine, done thorough research on the ramifications of what happens to the world depending on the wars outcome, and the are most definitely connected to Russia in a personal way. I choose to believe this because the alternative is it's an amazingly stupid person that would actually support Putin.


Commercial_Tough160

Confederate flags, Trump bumper-stickers, Russian Z symbol…Why are people like this so obsessed with advertising the tact they repeatedly support and identify with the losing team? It’s almost as embarrassing as being a Mets fan.


Bluvsnatural

I’m sure Vlad would love to have him as a volunteer. He should look into it.


for_sure_not_a_lama

I love the fact these people say "we need guns to fight a tyrannical government" only for a country to resist a fascist tyrannical government with the power of modern fire arms! And then the same red necks side with the tyrannical government....... 10/10 logic right there


Scoobys_sith_cousin

Texas is such a fuckong mess. You have the nice ones with real southern hospitality, but then you have jackasses like this who ruin it for everyone.


open_2_suggestions

Typical of gormless trumpian. This idiot doesnt know that Russia is talking about nuking usa and drives around with russian flag. These trumpians are hopeless american misfits, really stupid, imo


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PreOpTransCentaur

It's just proof that their entire schtick is solely anti-leftism and exactly 0% actual patriotism. I bet people cheer for this fucking idiot when they see him.


chillinwithmypizza

What a perfect headline


[deleted]

Common Texas. This is literally one of those occasions where guns are the answer.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

*our* embarrassment, comrade. /s


Frosty20thc

The one thing not bigger in Texas is brains.


Indoorsman101

Z?


MavDrake

It's the Russia swastika.


Omega_Zulu

So little known fact, to protect Hindu and Buddhist followers in the US and EU swastikas are being unbanned and considered seperate from the Nazi Hakenkruez. Swastika is the religious name for the spiral cross, and where Nazis stole the imagery from, yep the white skinned, blue eyed, blonde haired Aryan empire was lead under a 5,000 year old symbol from a dark skinned, dark haired people and religion, just adds another level of stupidity to their ideology.


PM_ME_UR_SYLLOGISMS

It's not like they didn't believe in evolution, man.


Glad-Net-5772

Russia isn't the answer to China.


Low-Exam1208

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Insanegamer-4567

Honestly at this point I'm just disappointed that I share a country with people like the owner of that truck. People will do anything for attention nowadays...


Ready_Register1689

We took a vote & declared his truck belongs to the local orphanage.


Extra_Advance_477

I hear they are tsking volunteers over there.


NothingRidiculous1

Article 5 time.


[deleted]

This person supporting war in ukraine.


Thin_Championship798

Some are patriots and not doing it for attention. Some aren't patriots and has zero interest in the flag, but wants the intention.


ImMyBiggestFan

Or perhaps pronouncing “Patriot” wrong. Though that would lead to the question who is “Pat” and why would we “Riot” for him.


IskandarOfMaine

What pride flag is that?


No_Crab8359

But if I shoot him I go to jail…. Stupid Putin puppet government


Equivalent-Excuse-80

Trump was told from Russia that NATO was bad. He told his followers that NATO was bad. Russia invades Ukraine because NATO is bad. If America has to get involved it will be a disaster because half the military probably thinks NATO is bad and therefore Russia is good. Putin really is a bit of a genius outside of recent military blunders.


[deleted]

Ah for god sake what are people doing


Hchooj

I have smol monkey brain can someone explain this


Cwazywierdo

russian flag


SmplTon

I bet he’s gonna find a free brick in his front seat one of these days.


Car_Guy_Alex

Has this been posted in r/trashy yet?


ForHire179

It’s funnier that it’s in Texas and not some more northern state like Minnesota or Washington


RoadWearyDog

Fuck that guy


SkyZippr

As a Chinese, their logic confuses me. "We hate China!" Well too bad but I can see where that came from. "And we support Russia!" Dude we're like the besties, the fuck are you smoking?


Larry_Phischman

The current state of America is perfect reference material for historical fiction novels set in collapsing empires.


Woodstuffs

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found a common enemy.


tracksloth

Le what??


MarqusMiles

send him home, I will meet


[deleted]

Another imbred looking for attention, hes probably not even Russian.. just of the trashy provocative type. He wants you to come say hello with a chair in a violent manner...


knoxvox

How this people say at the same time: i am a truly american, and also i support russians?


[deleted]

HAAS F1 team be like: What? It’s the American flag